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Above: Joanne at our Clitheroe office.


Does the prospect of the unknown worry you, then think again. We have a team of in-house Spanish property experts just returned from Spain with ail the relevant information on buying new build and s e c o n d homes in


the Costa Blanca, Costa Calida and Costa Almeria.


Fine sandy beaches, great


food and wines, combined with a low cost of living make this area of Spain irresistible.


Just a few years ago the th o u g h t o f owning a property abroad seemed unthinkable to most of us, fearful of a foreign language, different culture and unique law process. Today the fear factor has gone, replaced by the realisation that the dream holiday home is now a reality.


In recent years stock market share values have fallen, personal pensions are at an unprecedented low and interest rates on savings continue to give a poor return on investment.


We can arrange viewing trips


with 4 days accommodation for the cost of a flight only


Properties in Southern Spain, however, continue to rise in value, making the area of Spain not onlyka wonderful place to live but also representing a solid investment.


Above: Joy at our


Whalley office


6.00 Breakfast. (C) (S) 9.00 Breakfast with Frost. (C) (S) 10.00 The Heaven and Earth Show. (S) 11.00 TV Mail. (C) (S) 11.30 Coun- tiyfile. (C) (S) 12.00 The Politics Show. (C) (S) 1.00 ’Alio ’Alio! (R) (C) (S) 1.40 Keeping Up Appearances: (Ft) (C) (S) 2.10 EastEnders. (C) (S) 4.05 Points of View. (C) (S) 4.20 Life­ line. (C) (S) 4.30 My Family. (R) (C) (S) 5.00 Songs of Praise. Pam Rhodes visits Gloucester to celebrate Palm Sunday, talking to a chaplain who swapped the church for the supermarket aisles, and meeting the master stonemason of the city’s cathedral. (C) (S)


5.35 News; Weather. (C) 6.00 Last of the Summer Wine. Barry and Glenda get a shock when a man they exchanged addresses with on holiday turns up on their doorstep. (C) (S)


6.30 Historyonics. New series. Nick Knowles takes a sideways look at the truth behind historical events, begin­ ning with the 1066 Battle of Hastings, revealing how William the Conqueror and King Harold found themselves in a life-or-death struggle for power. (C) (S)


7.00 Brilliantly British. New docu-drama series. Hilary Kay profiles three British craftsmen, beginning with furniture designer Thomas Chippendale — the first to publish a catalogue of his works, but who never became wealthy. (C) (S)


8.00 Born and Bred. A new doctor arrives in Ormston, but Tom is dismayed to learn his timely appearance has been engineered. Wilt’s plans for a double wedding are nipped in the bud, while Deborah and Phyllis unearth the truth behind the eviction notices. Richard Wilson and Michael French star. (C)


9.00 Messiah 2: Vengeance is Mine. Part one. DCI Red Metcalfe takes up


. arms once more, this time striving to put another sinister serial killer behind bars — a mission which becomes personal after the fatal stabbing of his brother. Ken Stott stars. (R) (C) (S)


10.00 BBC News; Weather. (C) 10.15 Panorama. Fergal Keane returns to the village of Nyarubuye in Rwanda, the scene of one of the most horrific massacres of the 1994 conflict, to talk candidly to both attackers and survivors about the genocide and their hopes for the future. (C) (S)


11.15 FILM: Face (1997). Atmospheric gangland thriller, starring Robert Carlyle and Ray Winstone. (C) (S)


12.55 The Sky at Night. (C) (S) 12.55 Weath- erview. 1.20 BBC News 24.


Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, Channel 4, 9pm.


Premiere. In the twilight years of the Qing dynasty, a legendary warrior resolves to hang up his sword and live a life of peace — but his vow is threatened when the weapon is stolen by a masked thief in the night, leading him and his fighting partner into an epic quest to find it. Ang Lee’s multi- Oscar-winning martial arts thriller boasts exquisite per­ formances from a high-qual­ ity cast, including Chow


BBC2


6.00 CBeebies: Teletubbies. (R) (C) (S) 6.40 Angelmouse. (R) (C) (S) 6.45 Clif­ ford. (R) (C) (S) 7.00 CBBC. 7.00 Taz- Mania. (R) (6) (S) 7.20 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 7.30 Smile. (C) (S) 10.30 Sunday Home and Garden. (C) (S) 12.10 Fight- box. (C) (S) 12.40 Bible Mysteries. (C) (S) 1.30 The Super League Show. 2.00 Sun­ day Grandstand. Introduced by John Inverdale. (S) 2.05 British Superbikes. 2.35 Boxing. 4.00 FA Cup Football. (C) 4.50 The Good Life. (R) (C) 5.20 FILM: The Alamo (1960). Histori- ' cal epic,'starring John Wayne. (C) :


8.00 The Victoria Cross: For Valour. The history of the medal. (R) (C)


9.00 FILM: Good Will Hunting (1997). An unstable genius forms a tem­ pestuous relationship with the


. psychologist helping him come to terms with his daunting mental tal­ ents. Uplifting drama, starring Robin Williams, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck and Minnie Driver. (C) (S)


11.00 FILM: Shadow of the Vampire ■(2000). Premiere. Horror, starring Willem Dafoe, John Malkovich, Eddie Izzard, Udo Kier and Catherine McCormack. (C) (S)


12.25 FILM: Night of the Living Dead (1968). Influential shocker, starring Judith


O'Dea. Part of George A Romero’s zombie trilogy which includes the original ’Dawn’. (C) (bw) 2.00 BBC Learning Zone. (C)


FIVE


6.00 Russell Grant’s Postcards. (R) (S) 6.10 The Jesus Effect: Christianity's Cultural Impact. (R) (T) (S) 7.00 Milkshake! 7.00 Bar­ ney and Friends. (R) (T) (S) 7.25 Milkshake! (S) 7.30 Make Way for Noddy. (R) (S) 7.45 Make Way for Noddy. (R) (S) 8.00 Bear in the Big Blue House. (R) (T) 8.35 Rolie Polie Olie. (R) 9.05 Babar. (R) 9.30 George Shrinks. (R) 10.00 Don't Blame the Koalas. (R) (T) 10.30 Michaela's Wild Challenge. (R) 11.05 The Ice- Cream Machine. (S) 11.20 Aliens Among Us. (R) 11.35 Braceface. (R) 12.05 Revelations.


(R) (T) 12.40.Divine Designs. (R) (T) 1.10 five


news update. (T) (S) 1.15 The Chart. (R) (S) 1.45 FILM: Batman and Mr Freeze: SubZero (1998). Animated adventure, with the voice of Kevin Conroy. (T) 3.00 FILM: Those Magnifi­ cent Men in Their Flying Machines (1965). Aerial comedy, starring Terry-Thomas. (T) (S) 5.25 Dream Holiday Home. A stone cot­ tage in central France. (R) (T) (S)


6.00 five news and sport. Headlines. (T) 6.05 FILM: Steel (1997). Comic-strip adventure, with Shaquille O'Neal. (T)


7.55 five news. The day’s headlines. (T) 8.00 FILM: Where Eagles Dare (1969). Commandos set out to rescue an American general captured by the Nazis during World War Two.: Espionage thriller, starring Richard : Burton and Clint Eastwood. (T)


...


10.55 World’s Wildest Police Videos. A drug addict causes chaos. (R) (T) (S)


11.55 World’s Wildest Police Videos. (R) 12.50 Major League Baseball. (S) 4.30 FIM World Supercross Grand Prix. (R) (S).


BBC THREE wm m m


Live FA Cup Football, Sky Sports 1, 12.00pm. Sunderland v Millwall (Kick-off 1.00pm). The semi-final encounter at Old Trafford between the two clubs from Division One. Both teams have high hopes for promotion to the Premiership, although league duty will be brushed aside this afternoon as they concentrate on one of the


biggest games each club has experi- _ enced for a long time. The winner of this afternoon’s clash will not only progress to the final at the Millennium Stadium, but will also qualify for a prestigious place in next season’s UEFA Cup._______


7.00 Liquid Assets. 8.00 Would Uke to Meet. 9.00 Who Rules the Roost? 10.00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 10.30 Little Britain. 11.00 Nighty Night. 11.30 Nighty Night. 12.00 Liquid Assets. 12.55 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 1.25 Little Britain. 1.55 Nighty Night. 2.25 Nighty Night. 2.55 Who Rules the Roost?


ITV 2


9.25 CD UK. 10.10 American Idol. 11.00 American Idol. 11.25 Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway. 12.25 The Pianet’s Funniest Animals. 12.45 Emmerdale. 3.35 Coronation Street. 6.00 Coronation Street Secrets. 7.00 Jerry Springer. 7.50 Leann Rimes: In the Studio. 8.00 American Idol. 8.50 American Idol. 9.15 Peter Andre: Mysterious Man. 10.15 Will Young: Celebrity Chat. 10.45 Coronation Street. 11.15 Coronation Street Secrets. 12.20 Harry Hill’s TV Burp. 12.50 Jerry Springer. 1.35 Entertainment Today. 2.25 Teleshopping. 3.25 The John Walsh Shnuu A


On Minhtc/voon *»fi*»Tricha and hl-flS contact the specialists... .. .. .. SUNDAY, APRIL 4TH ITV1


Yun-Fat and Michelle Yeoh, Cheng Pei-Pei and Zhang Zi Yi. The beautifully chore­ ographed fight scenes will leave viewers’ jaws agape, but it manages to be far, far more than just an action film. An absolute must-see.


CHANNEL 4


6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 6.35 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 ICC Cricket World. 7.30 Tour of Langkawi 2004. 8.25 Vee-TV. 8.55 T4: Friends. (R) (T) 9.30 T4: Popworld. (T) 10.25 T4: Hollyoaks. (T) 12.55 T4: Faking It USA. (T) 2.00 T4: The Grill. (T) 2.30 T4: Will and Grace. (R) (T) 3.00 Scrapheap Challenge USA. (T) 4.00 Zero To Hero. (T) 5.00 Time Team. The team search a Bronze Age cemetery in Fife. (R)


6.05 Friends. Joey dates Phoebe’s friend. Matt Le Blanc stars. (R) (T)


6.30 The OC. Ryan befriends a bus- boy. With Adam Brody. (T)


7.30 Channel 4 News. Including sport and weather. (T)


8.00 The Bodyguards. New series. Members of the public train as personal bodyguards. (T)


9.00 FILM: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000). Premiere. A legendary warrior's weapon is


’ stolen by a masked thief, leading him and his fighting partner into an epic adventure. Ang Lee's -. ■: Oscar-winning martial arts thriller, ; . starring Chow Yun-Fat.


11.20 FILM: Mr Nice Guy (1997). Action-packed adventure, starring Jackie Chan and Miki Lee.


12.55 New Kings of Rock 'n' Roll. 1.25 P " "d on the Job. (R) 2.35 Wasp. 3.00 Bom to Be Different. (R) 4.00 A Child’s World. 4.25 Raising Alexander. 5.25 Countdown.


5.30 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV. (T) 6.00 News. (T) 6.10 The Sunday Pro­ gramme. (T) 7.45 Diggin’ It. (T) 8.25 Up on the Roof. (T) 9.25 The Premiership. (R) (T) 10.30 Soccer Sunday. 11.00 My Favourite Hymns. (T) (S) 11.30 ITV News; Weather. (T) (S) 11.35 Granada News; Weather. (T) (S) 11.40 F1: Bahrain Grand Prix. Jim Rosenthal presents the third round of the season in Sakhir, as the drivers line up on the grid for the inaugural Grand Prix. The newly built circuit is awash with fast straights, and should become a favourite among drivers over the forthcoming years. Commentary by Martin Brundle and James Allen. (T) 2.40 FILM: Murder on the Orient Express (1974). All-star production of Agatha Christie's mystery set aboard the famous train, with Albert Finney as Hercule Poirot, intent on solving the gruesome mur­ der of American business tycoon Richard Widmark. (T) (S) 4.25 Harry Hill's TV Burp. (R) (S) 4.55 Building the Dream. (T) (S) 5.25 Granada News; Weather. (T) (S) 5.40 Auction Fever. Concorde memo­ rabilia goes under the hammer, including a nose cone, a cabin trol­ ley and a salt-and-pepper set. (T)


6.10 How to Holiday. Jenni Falconer and Dominic Littlewood take a weekend break in London. (T) (S)


6.40 ITV News; Weather. (T) (S) 7.00 Emmerdale. Val enjoys a passion­ ate encounter with Danny in the antiques barn, little suspecting their clinch is being caught on Rodney’s CCTV camera. (T) (S)


7.30 Coronation Street Mike’s attitude upsets Penny, and Dev’s odd behaviour arouses Maya’s suspi­ cions — especially when he brings a bag into the shop and tells her to forget she ever laid eyes on it.(T) (S)


8.00 Heartbeat. Jenny faces financial difficulties when she falls victim to unscrupulous con-men. Mean­ while, Vernon, Bernie and David put their artistic prowess to the test by entering a poetry competition run by the Gazette. (T) (S)


9.00 William and Mary. Mary’s last day at work before her maternity leave ends in tragedy when an old friend commits suicide. Meanwhile, William plans the funeral of a churchwarden, and is shocked to discover the deceased belonged to a society of cross-dressers. (T) (S)


10.00 Hardware. Mike gets his own col­ umn in the local newspaper. (T) (S)


10.25 2DTV. Ant and Dec face a crisis when one of them decides to go solo. Animated comedy. (T) (S)


10.50 Creature Comforts (R) (T) (S) 11.00 ITV Weekend News; Weather. (T) 11.05 The South Bank Show. The Dance Theatre of Harlem. (T)


12.09 Granada Weather. (T) (S) 12.10 F1: Bahrain Grand Prix. (T) 1.10 Lads Army; (R) (T) ITV News. 2.05 Bridezillas. (R) (T) (S) 2.30 Today with Des and Mel. (R) 3.15 The Entertainers. (R) (T) (S) 3.45 Cyber­ net; (R) (T) ITV News. 4.10 Nightscreen.


YORKSHIRE


11.35 Calendar News 5.25 Calendar News and Sport 5.40 Zoo Vet at Large 12.09 Local Weather 5.00 Jobfinder


PLUS


6.00 Emmerdale. 9.00 The Darling Buds of May. 10.00 The Darling Buds of May. 11.00 Harry O. 12.00 Ironside. 1.00 Jeeves and Wooster. 2.00 FILM: Topkapi. 4.30 Hollywood Confidential. 4.45 FILM: Ashanti. 7.00 The Darling Buds of May. 8.00 The Darling Buds of May. 9.00 FILM: Under Siege. 11.00 Ironside. 12.00 Harry O. 1.00 Strange But True. 1.30 FILM: Under Siege. 3.30 Hollywood Confidential. 3.45 FILM: Ashanti.


EUROSPORT


7.30 Live Marathon. Paris. 8.00 Live Motorcycling. Le Mans 24.8.45 Live Marathon. Paris. 10.15 Live Motorcycling. Le Mans 24. • 1.00 Motocross. 1.45 Live Motorcycling. Le Mans 24. 2.00 Live Italian Football. Lecce v Roma (Kick-off 2.00pm). 4.00 Cycling. 5.30 ■Motocross. 7.00 Uve Italian Football. Inter Milan v Juventus (Kick-of 7.30pm). 9.30 Molorsports Weekend. 10.00 News Report. 10.15 Boxing. 11 a n Firtht n iiih 1 n n Mouuc Ronnrt 1 1*»P.lnco


SKY MOVIES 1


6.45 The Yarn Princess (PG) (1993) 8.30 Stolen Summer (PG) (2002) 10.10 Getting There (U) (2002) 11.45 Cave In (PG) (2003) 1.25 The Yarn Princess (PG) (1993) 3.05 Stolen Summer (PG) (2002) 4.45 Getting There (U) (2002) 6.25 Cave In (PG) (2003) 8.00 Swordfish (15) (2001) 9.45 Heist (15) (2001) 11.40 Speaking of Sex (18) (2001) 1.25 Intimacy (18) (2000) 3.30 Encrypt (15) (TVM 2003) 5.05 The Haunted Pumpkin of Sleepy Hollow (U) (2001)


SKY MOVIES 2


7.00 Killer Flood (PG) (2003) 8.45 Tom and Viv (PG) (1993) 10.55 Local Boys (PG) (2002) 12.40 Snow Dogs (PG) (2002) 2.25 Killer Flood (PG) (2003) 4.05 Tom and Viv (PG) (1993) 6.15 Snow Dogs (PG) (2002) 8.00 Frailty (15) (2001) 9.45 XXX (12) (2002) Espionage adventure, with Vin Diesel.11.55 Two Can Play That Game (15) (2001) 1.30 Liberty Stands Still (15) (2002) 3.10 Toxic Avenger (18) (1985) 5.00 Local Boys (PG) (2002)


SKY CINEMA 1


6.00 Gunpoint (PG) (1966) 7.30 Mr Deeds Goes to Town (U) (1935) 9.30 Desert Rats (U) (1953) 11.00 Monkey Business (U) (1952) 12.45 Gunpoint (PG) (1966) 2.15 Desert Rats (U) (1953) 3.45 Movie News 4.15 Monkey Business (U) (1952) 6.00 Mr Deeds Goes to Town (U) (1935) 8.00 Three Cotours: Red (15) (1994) 9.45 Subway (15) (1986) 11.35 The Stunt Man (15) (1980) 1.50 20th Century Fox: The Blockbuster Years 3.55 Spencer’s Mountain (PG) (1963)


SKY ONE


5.10 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Malo Korrigan. 7.30 Pokemon Advanced. 8.00 Gamezville. 9.00 Yu-Gi-Oh! Enter the Shadow Realm. 9.30 America's Dumbest Criminals. 10.00 WWE: Afterbum. 11.00 WWE: Heat. 12.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 12.30 Captain Scarlet and the Mysterons. 1.00 Gamezville. 2.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 3.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 4.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 5.00 Futurama. 5.30 Futurama. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 7.30 Scrubs. 8.00 Dream Team. 9.00 Double or Nothing. 10.00 Mile High. 11.00 Porno Valley. 11.30 Toughest Pubs in Britain. 12.30 Extreme Witness. 1.20 FILM: Fallout. 3.05 America’s Dumbest Criminals. 3.30 Law and Order. 4.20 Star Trek: The Next Generation.


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Aerobics Oz Style. 6.30 FA Cup Football. 7.00 Spanish Football. 9.00 Jimmy Hill’s Sunday Supplement. 10.00 Goals on Sunday. 12.00 Live FA Cup Football. Sunderland v Millwall (Kick-off 1.00pm). 3.30 Live Football League. Ipswich Town v West Bromwich Albion (Kick-off 4.05pm). 6.30 FA Cup Football. 7.00 German Football. 7.30 Live Spanish Football. A top game from the Primera Liga. 10.00 FA Cup Football. 10.30 Football League.T2.30 German Football. 1.00 Spanish Football. 3.00 Close.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Watersports World. 7.00 Rugby Union Update. 8.30 Saturday Fight Night. 10.30 Australian Rugby League. 12.30 Saturday Fight Night. 2.30 Live Test Cricket. West Indies v England. 10.00 WWE — Velocity. 11.00 Australian Rugby League. 1.00 Tennis. 3.30 Close.5.30 Live Test Cricket. Pakistan v India.


SKY SPORTS 3


6.00 Australian Football League. 8.00 Super League. 10.00 Watersports World. 11.00 US Tour Golf. 1.00 Live Euro Tour Golf. The Algarve Open de Portugal. 5.00 Uve Masters Tennis. The Nasdaq-100 Open final. 7.30 Moto Pius. 8.00 Uve US Tour Golf. The final day of the BellSouth Classic. 11.00 Euro Tour Golf. 1.00 Close.


UKTV Gold


6.00 Charlie’s Angels. 7.00 Doctor Who. 9.00 Charlie’s Angels. 10.00 The New Adventures of Superman. 11.00 The New Adventures of Superman. 12.00 What a Carry On!12.30 What a Carry Onl 1.05 What a Carry On! 1.35 FILM: A Bridge Too Far. 4.50 Miss Marple. 7.00 ’Alio ’Alio! 7.40 As Time Goes By. 8.20 Keeping Up Appearances. 9.00 Only Fools and Horses. 9.40 Have I Got News for You. 10.20 Room 101.11.00 Only Fools and Horses. 11.40 Have l Got News for You. 12.20 Room 101.1.00 The Thin Blue Line. 1.40 The Thin Blue Une. 2.20 Coupling. 3.00 The Savages. 3.35 What a Carry On! 4.10 Charlie’s Angels.


LIVINGTV 5.00 The Golden Girls. 5.30 Home Shopping.


7.00 Hi-5. 7.35 Timbuctoo. 7.45 Tiny and Crew. 8.05 Barney and Friends. 8.35 The Wheels on the Bus. 8.45 Jibba Jabba. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5.10.00 The Golden Girls. 10.30 The Golden Girls. 11.00 Celebrity Extra. 11.10


. Queen Latifah. 12.00 Hollywood's Stars. 12.30 Hollywood Star Treatment. 1.00 Charmed. 2.00 Charmed. 3.00 Charmed. 4.00 Charmed. 5.00 Will and Grace. 5.30 Will and Grace. 6.00 Access Hollywood. 7.00 Charmed. 7.55 Miss Match. 8.55 Celebrity Extra. 9.00 Most Haunted. 10.00 CSl: Miami. 11.00 CSl: Crime Scene Investigation. 12.00 FILM: Devil in a Blue Dress. 1.50 FtLM: Where the Truth Ues. 3.30 Celebrity Extra. 3.45 Ouoon I atifah A nn Tho Rnlrian f*ir1e


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