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6.00 CBeebies: Fimbles. (R) 6.20 Bill and Ben. (R) 6.30 CBBC: Enchanted Lands. (R) (C) (S) 6.40 Moomin. (R) (C) 7.05 UBOS. (R) (C) (S) 7.30 Mona the Vampire. (R) 7.40 Tom and Jerry Kids. (R) 8.05 Looney Tunes. (C) 8.35 What’s New Scoo- by-Doo? (C) 9.00 Dick and Dorn in da Bun galow. (C) (S) 11.00 Top of the Pops Sat urday. 12.00 BBC News; Weather. 12.10 Football Focus. (S) 1.00 Grandstand. Intro duced by Ray Stubbs. 1.05 Racing from Ascot. 2.25 Darts. 3.45 Football Half- Times. 3.50 Darts. 4.30 Final Score. (S) 5.15 News; Regional News; Weather. (C)
5.35 Open All Hours. Arkwright decides Granville needs toughen ing up. (R)
6.05 Born to Win. The live final of the sporting challenge sees Colin Jackson and Sally Gunnell guiding the remaining eight competitors through four events designed to test their physical and mental lim its. (C)
7.05 Celebrity Dog School. Stars including Ronnie Corbett, and Julian Clary have just two weeks left to train their pooches to take part
in the Children in Need dog show. (C) (S)
7.35 The National Lottery Wright Around the World. Westlife pro vide the music as Ian Wright trav els the country searching for six contestants to answer general k
n o w l e d g e
questions that could see one of them win a bespoke round-the- world ticket.
8.10 Casualty. Comfort is disgusted when female members of staff cre ate raunchy poses for a charity cal endar, Tally works out that Harry has been self-prescribing, and Claire gets the blame when Keith takes an overdose. Lord Lichfield guest stars. (C) (S)
9.00 Silent Witness. The Home Office asks Sam and her team to re examine the work of an indepen-
// : "“. 'dent pathologist, despite Harry’s reservations. Concludes tomorrow.
: ' (C)(S) ............ 1 0.00 BBC News; Weather; (C) Nation-1
/ i i V , al Lottery Update. -- 10.20 Parkinson. The genial host is joined by actress Emma Thomp son, Rod Stewart, Michael Palin and operatic tenor Luciano Pavarotti. (C) (S)
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and hi-fis contact the specialists. PICK OF THE DAY Casualty, BBC1,8.10pm.
What’s this? Calendar Girls comes to Holby? Josh is ready to start photograph ing for the calendar and is speechless when Nikki takes off her top and positions thedefibrillator pads over her breasts. Other staff create similarly raunchy poses until Lord Lichfield offers to shoot the pictures himself. Comfort is disgusted with the whole thing, even more so when it is revealed that a woman who has collect ed £20,000 for her son’s
BBC2
6.00 Weekend 24. 9.15 The Sharp End with Clive Anderson. (C) (S) 10.00 Saturday Kitchen. (C) (S) 11.30 Ever Wondered About Food? (C) (S) 12.00 See Hear! (S) 12.45 Trade Secrets. (R) (C) (S) 12.55 My Greatest Hits. (C) 1.05 What the Victorians Did for Us. (R) 1.35 Film 2003 with Jonathan Ross. (R) (C) (S) 2.05 Cagney and Lacey. (R) 2.55 Cagney and Lacey. (R) 3.40 The Rockford Files. (R) 4.30 National Teaching Awards. (R) (C) 5.25 What the Papers Say. (C) (S) 5.35 Miss
Marple.Mystery, starring Joan Hickson. (R) (C)
* 7.20 FILM: Return from the River Kwai (1988). Wartime drama, starring Chns Penn (C) (S)
9.00 The Big Read. The search for the country’s best-loved book continues as The Catcher in the Rye, Winnie the Pooh and Captain Corelli's Mandolin enter the spotlight. (C) (S)
10.30 Have I Got News for You. Satirical quiz. (R) (C) (S)
11.00 Never Mind the Buzzcocks. With Kwame Kwei-Armah and Kym Marsh. (R) (C) (S)
11.30 FILM: Where the Heart Is (2000). Premiere. Comedy drama, starring Natalie Portman. (C) (S)
1.20 Celebdaq. Celebrity stockbroking game show. (R) (C) (S) 1.50 Close.3.00 BBC Learning Zone. 5.00 Close.
FIVE
6.00 Russell Grant’s Postcards. (R) (S) 6.10 WideWorld. (R) (T) (S) 6.35 WideWorld. (R) (T) (S) 7.00 Sunrise. (S) 7.55 Milkshake! 7.55 Shake! (S) 8.00 Gadget and the Gadgetinis. (R) (S) 8.25 Beast Wars. (S) 8.55 Beyblade. (S) 9.25 Beyblade. (S) 9.55 Dan Dare: Pilot of the Future. (R) (S) 10.25 Xcalibur. (R) (S) 11.00 Max Steel. (R) (S) 11.30 The Adventures of Sinbad. (S) 12.25 Tintin. (R) (S) 12.55 Popular. (R) (T) (S) 1.50 Edgemont. (R) (S) 2.20 USA High. (R) (S) 2.45 Flaunt Chart Show. (S) 3.15 Home and Away. (T) (S)
5.20
FILM: A Knight in Camelot (TVM 1998). AZany fantasy adventure, starring Whoopi Goldberg.
7.00 five news and sport. Headlines. (T) 7.20 Charmed. Piper and Leo attempt to track down a magical creature. (T) (S)
8.10 Alias. Part two. Syd is trapped in the middle of an air strike. (T) (S)
9.00 CSI: Crime Scene investigation. A fatal car crash poses questions for Sara. Drama, starring Jorja Fox, and William Petersen. (R) (T) (S)
9.55 Law and Order: Special Victims Unit.; (T) (S)
five.news late.
10.50 Law and Order.'(Tj (S)' b
11.50 FILM: Kiss of a Stranger (1999). Premiere. Watchable drama, starring Corbin Bemsen and Robert Walden.
1.25 Boxing Classic. (S) 2.10 Boxing: Fight of the Week. (S) 3.30 Now is the Time: Night of Combat — Kickboxing. (R) (S) 4.20 That 70s Show. (R) (T) (S) 4.45 That 70s Show. Comedy. (R) (T) (S) 5.10 Sons and Daugh ters. (R) (T) 5.35 Sons and Daughters. (R) (T)
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 1ST ITV1
leukaemia treatment has been lying in order to get a free holiday. Meanwhile, Tally believes that Harry has been self-prescribing. Lord Lichfield guest stars.
CHANNEL 4
5.55 Animated Tales of the World. (R) (T) 6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 British Rally Championship. 7.30 Trans World Sport. 8.30 World Rally Shakedown. 9.00 The Morning Line. 9.55 T4: Smallvill. (R) 10.50 T4: Friends. (R) 11.25 T4: The Salon: Reappointment. 12.30 T4: Smash Hits Chart. 1.00 T4: Seabiscuit: The Making of a Legend. 1.30 Channel 4 attheraces from Wetherby and Newmarket. Including the 2.10 bet365 Charlie Hall Chase. 3.45 Soldier Poets. 4.45 FILM: Carry On Screaming (1966). Horror spoof, starring Kenneth Williams and Charles Hawtrey. 6.30 Channel 4 News. (T) 7.00 The First World War. The naval and intelligence war. (T)
8.00 Harem. Conclusion. The century- long Sultanate of Women. (T)
9.00 Seven Days that Shook Coronation Street. An insight into Britain’s longest-running soap’s off-screen dramas, including Peter Adamson’s arrest for improper behaviour toward two young girls.
10.00 FILM: The Exorcist (1973). Horror, starring Linda Blair. (T)
12.20 FILM: Peeping Tom (1960). Thriller, starring Carl Boehm, (bw) 2.15 FILM: The Phantom of the Opera (1925). Horror, starring Lon Chaney, (bw) 3.50 Casablanca. (R) 4.05 For Your Love. (R) (T) 4.30 For Your Love. (R) (T) 4.55 The Norm Show. (R) (T) 5.20 Countdown. (R)
5.30 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV. 6.00 Look What I Can Do. 6.01 Rock-a-bye Bubble. 6.14 Look What I Can Do. 6.15 Ni Ni’s Treehouse. 6.39 Look What I Can Dp. 6.41 Boohbah. 7.05 Diggin' It. 8.55 Up on the'Roof. 9.25 Live Rugby World Cup. Australia v Ireland (Kick-off 9.35am). The final Pool A match of the tournament gets under way at the Telstra Dome in Melbourne, with both sides looking to qualify top of the pool and clinch an easier quarter-final. Eddie O'Sullivan's Irish squad have proved over the past year that they are a real threat to the veiy best nations, and victory over the Wallabies would throw the tournament wide open. (T) 11.45 On the Ball. (T) (S) 12.35 ITV News; Weather. (T) 12.40 Granada News; Weather. (T) 12.45 CD UK. (T) (S) 2.00 SMTV Gold. (T) (S) 4.05 Rugby World Cup. (T) (S) 5.05 Granada News; Weather. (T) 5.20 ITV News; Weather. (T) 5.30 Best Ever Magic Tricks. Phillip Schofield introduces a rundown of the world’s most batfling illusions, reviewing famous feats by David Blaine, Uri Geller, Penn and Teller, Hans Moretti and Paul Daniels.
6.30 Pop Idol. The knockout continues, as the finalists perform songs from the year they were bom, hoping to get the thumbs up from Neil Fox, Nicki Chapman, Pete Waterman and Simon Cowell. (T)
7.45 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Chris Tarrant invites another line up of contestants to have a go at answering15 questions which could change their lives. (T) (S)
8.45 ITV Weekend News; Weather. (T) 9.00 Pop Idol Result. Ant and Dec reveal the results of the phone vote — which of the remaining contestants will get the push? (T)
9.30 Single. Sarah gets back into the dating game after Mark sets her up with a friend, but tells a string of lies to make herself sound more interesting, while Paul stillcan't find the right words to tell his daughter he has a new girlfriend. Julie finally decides it’s time to come clean to her parents and admit she’s divorced _ but wants her ex- husband to do it for her. Comedy drama, starring Michelle Collins.
10.30 The Premiership. Highlights of Manchester United’s game against Portsmouth at Old Tratford, Chelsea's visit to Everton and Newcastle United’s clash with Aston Villa at St James' Park. Presented by Desmond Lynam.
11.59 Granada Weather. (T) 12.00 The Frank Skinner Show. (R) (T) (S) 12.50 Harry Hill’s TV Burp. (R) (T) (S) 1.15 The
District; (T) ITV News Headlines. 2.05 Forever. (T) (S) 3.00 CD UK Hotshots. (R) (T) (S) 3.25 Turn On Terry. (R) (T) 3.50 :
Entertainment Now; (R) (T) ITV News Headlines. 4.15 Cybernet. (R) (T) 4.40 Get Stuffed. (R) (S) 4.45 ITV Nightscreen.
YORKSHIRE
12.40 Calendar News and Weather 5.05 Calendar News and Sport 11.59 Local Weather
Branches in Barnoldswick, Burnley, Padiham, Clitheroe, Nelson & Earby
SATELLITE PICK OF THE DAY
The Mothamn Prophecies, Sky Movies I Premier, 8pm. When John Klein (Richard Gere) and his wife Mary finally find the.home of their dreams they can’t believe their luck. Sadly, a car accident soon ends their joy, and Mary is killed after nearly hitting a winged figure and skidding her car. John, a reporter for the Washington Post, then finds sketches his wife made after the accident - all show ing a winged creature. He is then drawn into an increasingly bizarre chain of events in the months following his wife’s death.
SKY MOVES 1
7.10 Stolen Summer (PG) (2002) 8.50 Sky Movies Top Tens of 2003 9.10 Air Bud: Spikes Back (U) (2003) 10.55 Osmosis Jones (PG) (2001) 12.45 Star Trek: Generations (PG) (1994) 2.45 Air Bud: Spikes Back (U) (2003) 4.15 Osmosis Jones (PG) (2001) 6.00 Star Trek: Generations (PG) (1994) 8.00 The Mothman Prophecies (12) (2002) Supernatural thriller. 10.00 Spy Game (15) (2001) 12.10 Save the Last Dance (12) (2001) 2.10 Dangerous Liaisons (15) (1988) 4.15 Stolen Summer (PG) (2002)
SKY MOVES 2
6.40 The Boys of Sunset Ridge (PG) (2001) 8.15 Trapped: Buried Alive (PG) (2001) 9.55 Killer Flood (PG) (2003) 11.35 Castle Rock (PG) (2000) 1.05 The Boys of Sunset Ridge (PG) (2001) 2.40 Trapped: Burled Alive (PG) (2001) 4.20 Killer Rood (PG) (2003) 6.00 Airplane! (PG) (1980) 7.30 Movie News 8.00 Ocean's Eleven (12) (2001) Stylish crime comedy. 10.00 Vampires: Los Muertos (18) (2002) 11.40 Airplane! (PG) (1980) 1.15 Razorback (18) (1984) 2.55 Allen Abduction: The McPherson Tape (15) (TVM 1997) 4.35 Castle Rock (PG) (2000)
SKY CINEMA 1
6.00 Them! (PG) (1954) 7.35 Shane (PG) (1953) 9.35 It Came From Beneath the Sea (U) (1954) 11.00 The Sons of Katie Elder (PG) (1965) 1.00 Theml (PG) (1954) 2.45 Shane (PG) (1953) 4.45 The Hanging Tree (PG) (1959) 6.30 Stagecoach (1939) 8.15 The Sons of Katie Elder (PG) (1965) Western adventure. 10.30 Uizana's Raid (18) (1972) Western. 12.20 Bedazzted (PG) (1967) 2.10 The Night of the Following Day (18) (1969) 3.50 The Hanging Tree (PG) (1959)
SKY ONE
6.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 7.00 Pokemon Master Quest. 10.00 WWE: Smackdown. 12.00 WWE: The Bottom Line. 1.00 Gamezville. 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 3.00 Jack and the Beanstalk: The Real Story. 5.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 6.00 Stargate SG-1. 7.00 The Simpsons. 8.00 Fear Factor UK. 9.00 101 Things Removed from the Human Body. 10.00 Kirsty’s Home
Videos. 11.00 Pammie: Close Up. 12.00 Football Years. 1.00 WWE: Smackdown. 2.50 South Park. 3.15, Scare Tactics. 4.55 Cribs.
SKY SPORTS 1 .
6.00 Soccer AM's All Sports Show. 7.00 Champions League Weekly. 7.30 Racing News. 8.00 Premier League Preview. 8.30 Champions League Weekly. 9.00 Soccer AM. 12.00 Soccer Saturday. 5.30 Live Football League. 10.00 WWE: Late Night — Smackdown. 12.00 Spanish Football. 2.00 Live Big Fight Special.
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6.00 Live Test Cricket. Bangladesh v England. 10.30 Moto Plus. 11.00 Powerboating. 11.30 World Sport. 12.00 Live Football League. Wigan Athletic v Crystal Palace (Kick-off 12.30pm). 2.30 Live Rugby Union. Northampton Saints v Gloucester (Kick-off 2.45pm). 5.00 Live World Wide Rugby. The Currie Cup Final. 7.00 Squash. 8.00 Live US Tour Golf. The Chrysler Championship. 11.00 Euro Tour Golf. 1.00 Rugby Union Update. 2.30 European Drag Racing. 3.00 Sky Sports Classics. 3.15 Live Test Cricket. Bangladesh v England.
SKY SPORTS 3
7.00 Tight Lines. 8.00 Powerboating. 8.30 Racing News. 9.00 World Sport. 9.30 US Tour Golf. 11.30 Live Euro Tour Golf. The Volvo Masters Andalucia. 4.30 Powerboating. 5.00 Test Cricket. 8.00 Rugby Union Update. 9.30 World Wide Rugby. 11.30 Test Cricket. 2.30 WWE: Late Night — Smackdown. 4.30 Close.
EUROSPORT
7.30 Rally Raid. 8.00 UEFA Champions League. 11.00 Tennis. 11.45 Live MotoGP. Grand Prix of Valencia practice. 3.15 World Rally Championship. 4.15 Live French Footbal. 6.00 MotoGP. 6.45 Aiming For Athens. 7.00 Live Italian Football. 9.30 Mission To Athens. 10.00 WATTS. 10.30 Yoz Magazine. 11.00 Yoz Session. 11.30 News Report. 11.45 WTA Tennis. 1.15 News Report. 1.30 K1. 3.30 WATTS. 4.00 Yoz Magazine. 4.30 Karate.
UK GOLD
5.30 Eldorado. 6.00 Eldorado. 6.35 It Ain’t Half Hot, Mum. 7.15 Doctor Who. 9.00 The New Adventures of Superman. 10.00 The Now Adventures of Superman. 11.00 The A-Team. 12.00 Are You Being Served? 1.15 Yes, Prime Minister. 2.30 it Ain't Half Hot, Mum. 3.45 Are You Being Served? 5.00 Doctor Who. 6.00 The A-Team. 7.00 Goodnight Sweetheart. 8.20 Red Dwarf. 9.00 Blackadder Goes Forth. 9.40 Blackadder II. 10.20 Absolutely Fabulous. 11.15 The Office. 11.55 Red Dwarf. 12.35 Blackadder Goes Forth. 1.15 Blackadder II. 1.55 Absolutely Fabulous. 2.45 Carrott’s Commercial Breakdown. 3.45 Charlie's Angels. 4.40 Alistair McGowan's Big Impression.
LIVINGTV
5.00’Making Babies.-5.30 Time Life Music. 6.00 Victoria Principal's Skincare Range. 6.30 Get The Edge. 7.00 Hi-5. 7.35 Little Antics. 7.40 Elmo’s World. 7.55 The Wheels on the Bus. 8.05 Barney and Friends. 8.35 Jibba Jabba. 8.45 Buzz and Poppy. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 HI-5.10.00 The Golden Palace. 11.00 Ricki Lake. 11.50 The Montel Williams Show. 12.40 Sixth Sense. 1.10 Beyond. 1.40 Celebrity Extra.
2.00 FILM: Crowned and Dangerous. 3.40 Celebrity Extra. 4.00 Loose Ups. 5.00 The Nanny. 5.30 Celebrity Extra. 6.00 According to Jim. 6.30 Meet My Folks. 7.30 The High Price of Fame. 8.25 Celebrity Extra. 8.30 Hollywood’s Stars. 9.00 Will and Grace. 10.00 My Big Fat Greek Life. 10.30 My Big Fat Greek Ufe. 11.00
Strip Search. 12.00 Rick! Lake. 12.50 Celebrity Extra. 1.00 The Montel Williams Show. 1.50 FILM: The History of the World. 3.30 Unsolved Mysteries. 4.30 The Golden Palace.
PLUS
5.00 District Nurse. 6.00 Just for Laughs. 6.30 McCloud. 7.30 Hart to Hart. 8.30 Just for Laughs. 9.00 Coronation Street. 11.30 The Protectors. 12.00 Hart to Hart. 1.00 The Saint. 2.00 FILM: Columbo Goes to the Guillotine. 4.00 Murder, She Wrote. 5.00 Hawaii Five-O. 6.00 The Dukes of Hazzard. 7.00 Bewitched. 7.30 I Dream of Jeannie. 8.00 In Suspicious Circumstances. 9.00 FILM: Who Dares Wins. Action thriller. 11.00 In Suspicious Circumstances. 12.00 The Dukes of Hazzard. 1.00 McCloud. 2.00 FILM: Who Dares Wins. 4.00 Dick Emery: Jack of Diamonds — She Was Only a Corporal’s Daughter. 4.30 Hollywood Confidential.
SCI-FI
9.00 Neon Genesis Evangelion. 9.30 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Lost World. 10.30 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Lost World. 11.30 Ultimate Gamer. 12.00 FILM: Junior. 2.00 The Twilight Zone. 2.30 The Twilight Zone. 3.00 The Twilight Zone. 3.30 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Lost World. 5.30 Ultimate Gamer. 6.00 Sliders. 6.55 Sliders. 7.50 FILM: Time Bandits. 10.00 FILM: Retroactive. 11.40 FILM: Ginger Snaps. 1.40 Headl**k. 2.10 Lexx. 3.10 The Outer Limits. 4.05 Poltergeist: The Legacy. 5.00 Close.
BBC THREE
7.00 Human Race. 7.05 Superstars. 8.05 Fightbox Stack. 9.00 FILM: Halloween. 10.30 FILM: Halloween 4.11.55 Little Britain. 12.25 Monkey Dust. 12.55 Trevor Nelson's Lowdown. 1.25 Diners. 1.55 Fightbox Stack. 2.55 Little Britain. 3.25 Monkey Dust. 3.55 Close.
ITV 2
7.10 Live Rugby World Cup. 9.25 SMTV Gold. 10.25 Emmerdale. 1.40
, Coronation Street. 4.00 Lance Burton Master Magician: Top Secret. 5.00 Pop Idol Extra. 6.30 Rugby World- Cup. 7.30 Movies Now. 7.45 Pop Idol Extra. 9.00 The Planet's Funniest Animals. 9.30 Pop Idol Extra: The Results. 10.00 Million Dollar Babes. 10.30 Office Monkey. 11.00 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? 12.00 Pop Idol. 1.15 Pop Idol Extra. 2.20 Pop Idol Result. 2.50 Pop Idol Extra: The Results. 3.20 Teleshopping. 4.20 Judge Judy. 5.00 Trisha. 6.00 Close.
DISH OF THE A special dinner
I AM indebted to Sharon Hum reader of my column, for this w cial dinner with Fred. ': ; She writes: “After a pig of a day
I dread coming home and findi waiting to be done, all the kids sh and the dogs barking.
, “Last week however, after a pa didn’t have the most wonderful the front door, the smell of dirty through and my husband, Fred, words ‘I’ve been waiting half-an- me tea’. “The scene was set perfectly -
armchair in his braces, feet up in of beer in hand. The candles we tricity had been cut off, flickered fully in the greasy plastic tablec dash upstairs to slip into somethi ; “By the time I got down in m:
pers and rollers, Fred was watch and already on his second can o sofa listening to his romantic b music. “One of the reasons for openin
afterwards, was to wash down chips and gravy which arrived . which tasted delicious - but goo considerate in helping me to find “A dollop of custard over a co
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touring throughout the U.T Europe paying tribute to "The i
rock ’n roll". This is not a lookalike show, bu
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shows is a party that plays som greatest music ever made. Our over two hours long and we perfo 30 of Elvis’s recordings.” The Elvis Collection comes
Grand Theatre, Blackpool, on November 16th. For tickets call the box office o
290190. BBC1
6.00 Breakfast. 9.00 Breakfast with Frost. (C) (S) 10.00 The Heaven and Earth Show. (S) 11.00 Countryfile. (C) (S) 12.00 The Politics Show. (C) (S) 1.00 ’Alio ’Alio! (R) (C) (S) 1.25 EastEnders. (C) (S) 3.15 The Abyss Live. (C) 4.05 Points of View. 4.20 News; Regional News; Weather. 4.45 Songs of Praise. (C)(S) 5.20 The Abyss Live. Kate Humble presents the latest live encoun ters from Monterey Bay, Mike deGruy dives to twice normal scuba depths in Cocos, and in the Eastern Pacific, Alastair Fothergill arrives
at
volcanoes two miles underwater. (C)
6.00 BBC News. (C) 6.05 Antiques Roadshow. Michael Aspel and the team visit Kendal in the Lake District, where objects to be valued include Russian silver and a clock res cued from a skip. (C) (S)
7.00 The Abyss Live. In the climax of the day’s live deep sea expedi tions Kate Humble reveals footage of animals living on the sea floor, Mike deGruy experi ences feeding time in shark- infested waters and Alastair Fothergill encounters octopuses.
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8.00 Monarch of the Glen. Golly admits his feelings for Molly and Archie has to choose between giving
his
partnership with Paul one last chance or going mountaineering in Nepal with Lizzie. Alastair Mackenzie stars. (C)
9.00 Silent Witness. Conclusion. . Leo and Harry’s investigation u
n c o v e r s
alarming facts about Sachs. Have Sam and the team become pawns in a deadly penny-pinching game being played by mysterious figures at the Home Office? Crime drama, starring Amanda Burton, Mick Ford and William Armstrong. (C) (S)
10.00 BBC News; Weather. (C) 10.15 Panorama. Investigation into a police force alleged to have fab- r i c a t e d evidence in high-profile cases, including a major murder inquiry.
Midsomer Murders, ITV1 Granada, 9pm. John Nettles heads the cast of this gripping murder mystery, as Detective Chief Inspector Tom Barnaby, and he is joined by Detective Sergeant Gavin TVoy (Daniel Casey) for the last time, as the latter learns he has been promoted to inspector and offered a job away from Midsomer. How ever, before he can do that, the sharp-minded duo have to solve the mystery of human bones found in a
BBC2
6.00 CBeebies: Fimbles. (R) (C) (S) 6.20 Bill and Ben. (R) (C) (S) 6.30 CBBC: Arthur. (R) (C) (S) 6.55 Taz-Mania. (R) (C) (S) 7.15 Looney Tunes. (C) 7.30 Smile. (C) (S) 10.30 To the Manor Bom. (R) (C) 11.00 Sunday Home and Garden. (C) (S) 12.30 Sunday Grandstand. Introduced by Ray Stubbs. (S) 12.40 Triathlon. 12.50 MotoGP. 2.00 World Beach Volleyball Championships. 2.20 Darts. 5.25 Lesley Garrett: Music in the Park. Lesley Garrett performs. (C)
6.25 What the Romans Did for Us. The Romans influence on the English language. (C) (S)
6.35 Some Mothers Do ’Ave ’Em. Frank enrols in a dancing class. With Michael Crawford. (R) (C)
7.10 When Killing is Easy. Investigation into the death of cameraman James Miller. (C) (S)
8.00 Top Gear. A visit to the TT circuit on the Isle of Man. (C) (S)
9.00 Sex Empires. Adult material on the Internet. Last in series. (C) (S)
10.00 Coupling. Jane's aunt dies. Comedy, with Jack Davenport. (R)
: 10.30 Gimme Gimme Gimme. Tom gets his big break. (R) (C) (S)
11.00 Red Dwarf. (R)(C) 11.30 FILM: The Trench (1999). Premiere. World War One drama, starring Paul Nicholls. (C) (S)1.00 Close.2.00 BBC Learning Zone.
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5.00 Russell Grant’s Postcards. (R) (S) 6.10 /VideWorld. (T) (S) 6.35 Milkshake! 6.35 Dappledown Farm. (R) (S) 6.55 Tickle, Patch and Friends. (R) (S) 7.25 Milkshake! (S) 7.30 vlake Way for Noddy. (R) (S) 7.45 Make Way or Noddy. (R) (S) 8.00 Bear in the Big Blue louse. (T) (S) 8.30 Rolie Polie Olie. (R) (S) 1.00 Babar. (R) (S) 9.25 George Shrinks. (R) S) 9.55 Snobs. (T) (S) 10.30 Michaela’s Wild Challenge. (S) 11.00 Moms 2274. (S) 11.30 Jraceface. (R) (S) 12.00 Stepping Up. (S) 2.35 Flaunt Chart Show. (R) (S) 1.05 five lews update. (T) (S) 1.15 FILM: A Gathering.
of Eagles (1963). Military drama, starring Rock Hudson. (T) (S) 3.25 At Home with the Eubanks. (R) (T) (S) 3.55 Dream Holiday' Home. (R) 4.25 Britain’s Worst Driver. (R) (T) 5.00 five news and sport. Headlines. (T) 5.20 FILM: Police Academy V: Assignment Miami Beach (1988). Comedy, starring Bubba Smith. (T)
7.00 Robot Wars. New series of motorised mayhem, with Craig Charles and Jayne Middlemiss. (T) (S)
8.00 The Greatest Magic Tricks in the
Universe — Ever. The 20 funniest illusions.; (T) (S) five news at 9.
9.00 Diana: The Night She Died. Report highlighting alleged shortcomings in the official French inquiry into the deaths of Diana, Princess of Wales.
10.00 FILM: Consenting Adults (1992). Thriller, starring Kevin Kline. (T) (S)
12.00 World's Wildest Police Videos. 12.55 NFL Live. Green Bay Packers at Minnesota Vikings. 4.30 Major League Soccer. (R)
’ ITV1
collapsed canal tunnel. Matters are complicated when a wild man is attacked by a group of youths, and then one of the teenagers is caught in a mantrap and shot dead. With Tim Woodward.
CHANNEL 4
6.05 The Clangers. (R) (T) 6.15 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.05 Insektors. (R) 7.20 Bug Alert. (R) 7.45 The Kids from Room 402. (R) (T) 8.10 Totally Spiesl (R) (T) 8.30 Spider-Man. (T) 9.00 T4: Smash Hits Chart. (R) (T) 9.30 T4: Popworld. 10.25 T4: Hollyoaks. (T) 12.25 T4: G Girls. (T) 1.00 T4: Fashion House. (T) 2.05 T4: Friends. (R) (T) 2.40 T4: Will and Grace. (R) (T) 3.10 T4: Scrubs. (R) (T) 3.45 T4: Andromeda. (T) 4.40 T4: Stargate SG-1. 5.35 Scrapheap Challenge. (T) 6.35 Enterprise. Reed and Archer are accused of spying. (T)
7.30 Channel 4 News. (T) 8.00 The Theory of Everything. New series. Brian Greene explains scientific theories. (T)
, 9.00 /FILM: Final Destination (2000)./ ’ Premiere. A teenager’s grim ■ premonition; saves; hisscho’ol-j - -mates from dying in a plane crash,s
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only.thel < .prelude to a chain of tragedies.{ < . .jThrtller,; starring Devon Sawa. (T) >
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10.50 The Real Blair Witch. Account of an allegedly fake kidnapping. (R)
11.50 FILM: Audition (1999). Premiere. Horror, starring Ryo Isibashi.
1.55 V Graham Norton. (T) 2.55 FILM: The Night of the Hunter (1955). Tense thriller, starring Robert Mitchum. (T) (bw) 4.30 The Initiation Of Sam. (T) (bw) 4.35 , Witness. (R) (T) 5.20 Countdown. (R) (T) '
5.30 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV. 6.00 News. 6.10 The Sunday Programme. 7.30 Diggin' It. 8.25 Up on the Roof. 9.25 Live Rugby World Cup. Wales v New Zealand (Kick-off 9.35am). Coverage from the Tel stra Stadium in Sydney of the final Pool D match of the tournament. The All Blacks beat Wales 55-3 during the summer and Steve Hansen's side undoubtedly start as massive underdogs against many people’s cup favourites. (T) 11.45 My Favourite Hymns. (T) (S) 12.45 Granada News; Weather. (T) 12.50 Soccer Sunday. 1.20 Jonathan Dimbleby Including ITV News and Weather. (T) (S) 2.15 The Sunday Supplement. (S) 2.45 Rugby World Cup. (T) (S) 3.45 Granada News; Weather. (T) 3.55 All Grown Up! (R) (T) (S) 4.25 FILM: Inspector Gadget (1999).
Premiere.Live- action corned, starring Matthew Broderick, Rupert Everett and Joely Fisher. (T) (S) 5.55 Creature Comforts. What animals think about work. (R) (T)
6.00 Costa Living. New series following Brits who have upped sticks and gone to live on the Costa del Sol. (T) (S)
6.30 ITV News; Weather. (T) 6.50 New You’ve Been Framed! The camcorder calamity show returns for a new series, with Jonathan Wilkes replacing Lisa Riley as presenter. The revamped format includes the Clip for a Trip contest, giving three audience members the chance to win a holiday. (T) (S)
7.20 Creature Comforts. Animals that live on the beach discuss their lives, including sea lions’ thoughts on why they prefer Whitby to Scarborough, and what starfish think of noise pollution. (T) (S)
7.30 Coronation Street. The Rovers staff reflect on the success of the Hallowe'en party, but Bev is
annoyed with Shelley for spending so much time with Peter. Fiz resorts to drastic measures to prevent Cilia moving in with Les.
8.00 Heartbeat. Steve does his bit for the community by taking a group of delinquents on an outdoor adventure course on the moors, while a religious sect arrive in Aidensfield looking for somewhere to hold their meditation convention.
9.00 Midsomer Murdersi The collapse of a tunnel exposes a collection of ancient skeletons, with more recent remains among them, while two youths are shot dead — is there a link between the incidents? . John Nettles stars. (T) (S)
11.00 ITV Weekend News; Weather. (T) 11.15 Sweet Medicine. Events come to a head. Last in series. (T) (S)
12.19 Granada Weather. (T) 12.20 Gay Bishops. (T) (S) 1.05 Trisha; (R) (T) (S) ITV News Headlines: 2.00 FILM: The Gentle Sex (1943). Comedy, starring Rosamund John and Joan Greenwood. (T) (bw) 3.30 World Sport; (R) (T) (S) ITV News Head lines. 4.00 ITV Nightscreen.
YORKSHIRE
12.45 Calendar News 2.15 Leeds, Leeds, Leeds 3.45 Calendar News and Sport 12.19 Local Weather 5.00 Jobfinder.
SATELLITE PICK OF THE DAY
Legends of the Fall, Sky Movies Premier, 8pm. Anthony Hopkins stars as a former cav alry officer in this epic tale about a man and his sons. Fed up with a government he no longer respects, Colonel William Ludlow (Hopkins) moves to the Montana mountains to start a new life. Once settled, Ludlow is soon showing his sons how to ride horses and live life to the full. Then another one of his sons, Samuel, returns home from univer sity to show off his new fiancee. Problems begin when his other brothers fall for her.
SKY MOVIES 1
6.00 Thumbelina (U) (1994) 7.30 Legend of the Lost Tomb (PG) (1997) 9.05 MVP2: Most Vertical Primate (U) (2001) 10.50 Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron (U) (2002) 12.20 Stan Lee's Mutants, Monsters and Marvels (PG) 1.55 MVP2: Most Vertical Primate (U) (2001) 3.25 Legend of the Lost Tomb (PG) (1997) 5.00 Thumbellna (U) (1994) 6.30 Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron (U) (2002) 8.00 Legends of the Fall (15) (1994) 10.15 Miss Congeniality (12) (2000) 12.10 Love Affair (12) (1994) 2.05 An American Rhapsody (15) (2001) 3.55 The Weekend (15) (2002) 5.40 Brit Hits: Long Weekend
SKY MOVIES 2
6.15 Deep Family Secrets (PG) (TVM 1997) 7.55 Brigham City (PG) (2001) 9.55 Cannonball Fever (PG) (1989)
11.35 Submerged (PG) (TVM 2001) 1.10 Deep Family Secrets (PG) (TVM 1997) 2.45 Brigham City (PG) (2001) 4.45 Cannonball Fever (PG) (1989) 6.25 Submerged (PG) (TVM 2001) 8.00 Hart's War (15) (2002) 10.10 D- Tox (18) (2002) 11.50 WW3 (15) (TVM 2001) 1.25 The Ultimate Weapon (15) (1997) 3.05 Joo Dirt (12) (2000) 4.45 Submerged (PG) (TVM 2001)
SKY CINEMA 1
6.00 The Swimmer (PG) (1968) 7.45 Strangers on a Train (PG) (1951) 9.30 Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (PG) (1948) 11.00 Battle for the Planet of the Apes (PG) (1973) 12.30 The Swimmer (PG) (1968) 2.15 Close Encounters of the Third Kind: Collector's Edition (PG) (1977) 4.30 Strangers on a Train (PG) (1951) 6.30 Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein (PG) (1948) 8.00 Close Encounters of the Th ird' Kind: Collector’s Edition (PG) (1977) Sci-fl drama. 10.20 The Mephisto Waltz (15) (1971) 12.15 Battle for the Planet of the Apes (PG) (1973) 1.45 One on One (15) (1977) 3.30 Movie News 4.00 The Bobo (PG) (1967)
SKY ONE
5.10 Gulltyl 6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Pokemon Master Quest. 10.00 WWE: Afterbum. 11.00 WWE: Heal. 12.00 King of the Hill. 1.00 Gamezville. 2.00 Malcolm In the Middle. 3.00 Jack and the Beanstalk: The Real Story. 5.00 Little Monsters. 6.00 The Simpsons. 7.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 7.30 The Simpsons. 8.00 Dream Team. 9.00 Klrsty's Home Videos. 10.00 Is Harry on the Boat? 11.00 The Villa. 12.00 Uncutl Kirsty's Home Videos. 12.30 Z- List Behaving Badly. 1.30 Naked in Blackpool. 2.25 Is Harry on the Boat? 3.15' Klrsty's Horns Videos. 4.05 Family Guy. 4.55 Cribs.
SKY SPORTS 1
6.00 Spanish Football League Match. 8.00 Big Fight Special. 10.30 Jimmy Hill's Sunday Supplement. 11.30 Goals on Sunday. 2.00 Jimmy Hill's
Sunday Supplement. 3.00 Live Super Sunday. Leicester City v Blackburn Rovers (Kick-off 4.05pm). 6.3S German Football: Bundesliga. 7.35 Live Spanish Football. A top game from the Primera Liga. 10.30 Football Special. 11.30 WWE: Lale Night — Velocity. Over-the-top action. 12.30 German Football: Bundesliga. 1.30 Spanish Football. 3.30 Close.
SKY SPORTS 2
6.00 Live Test Cricket. Bangladesh v England. 10.30 World Sport. 11.00 European Drag Racing. 11.30 Karting. 12.00 Rugby Union Update. 1.30 Live International Rugby League. Wales v Australia (Kick-off 2.00pm). 4.00 Test Cricket. 7.00 Live US Tour Golf. The Chrysler Championship. 10.00 Euro Tour Golf. 12.00 International Rugby League. 2.00 European Drag Racing. 2.30 Karting. 3.00 Close.
SKY SPORTS 3
7.00 European Drag Racing. 7.30 Watersports World. 8.30 US Tour Golf. 11.30 Live Euro Tour Golf. The Volvo Masters Andalucia. 4.30 World Sport. 5.00 Squash. 6.00 UK National Supermoto Championships. 6.30 Big Fight Special. 9.00 Tennis. From Paris. 11.30 Test Cricket. 2.30 Close.
EUROSPORT
5.30 K1. 7.30 WATTS. 8.00 MotoGP. 9.00 Live MotoGP. The Grand Prix of Valencia. 2.15 Live Marathon. The New York City Marathon. 5.30 Live Tennis. The Advanta Championship. 7.00 MotoGP. 7.30 Live Italian Football. Chievo v Inter Milan (Kick-off 7.30pm). 9.15 Champ Cars. The King Taco 500.11.00 News Report. 11.15 NASCAR. 12.15 Boxing. 1.15 WATTS. 1.30 News Report. 1.45 Close.
UK GOLD
5.05 Quantum Leap. 6.00 Eldorado.
6.40.It Ain't Half Hot, Mum. 7.20 Doctor Who. 9.00 Charlie's Angels. 10.00 Quantum Leap. 11.00 Quantum Leap. 12.00 Open All Hours. 12.40 Open All Hours. 1.15 It Ain't Half Hot, Mum. 1.55 It Ain’t Half Hot, Mum. 2.30 2point4 Children. 3.10 2point4 Children. 3.45 Open All Hours. 4.20 Open All Hours. 5.00 To the Manor Bom. 5.40 To the Manor Bom. 6.20 Miss Marple. 9.00 Jonathan Creek. Detective drama. 11.00 Only Fools and Horses. 11.40 Auf Wiedersehen, Pet. 12.45 Spooks. 1.55 Jonathan Creek. 3.45 Cracker. 4.40 Alistair McGowan's Big Impression. 4.55 Alistair McGowan’s Big Impression.
LIVINGTV
5.00 The Golden Palace. 5.30 Time Life Music: Classic Country. 6.00 Victoria Principal’s Skincare Range. 6.30 Get The Edge. 7.00 Hi-5. 7.35 Little Antics. 7.40 Elmo’s World. 7.55 The Wheels on the Bus. 6.05 Barney and Friends. 8.35 Jibba Jabba. 8.40 Jibba Jabba. 8.45 Buzz and Poppy. 6.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5. 10.00 The Golden Palace. 10.30 The Golden Girls. 11.00 Celebrity Extra.
11.05 Crossing Over. 11.30 Beyond with James van Praagh. 12.00 Celebrity Extra. 12.30 According to Jim. 1.00 Charmed. 1.55 Celebrity Extra. 2.05 The High Price of Fame. 3.00 FILM: When Billie Beat Bobby. 4.40 Celebrity Extra. 5.00 Will and Grace. 5.30 Will and Grace. 6.00 Celebrity Extra. 6.10 Royalty A-Z. 7.10 Ricki Lake. 8.00 Charmed. 8.55 Celebrity Extra. 9.00 Most Haunted. 10.00 13 Scariest Movies. 11.00 Sexcetera. Featuring Matt Zane. 12.00 Girlfriends. 12.25 Girlfriends. 12.55 Your Stars with David Wells. 1.00 FILM: Blind Terror. 2.50 Celebrity Extra. 3.00 Unsolved Mysteries. 3.30 Royalty A-Z. 4.20 Celebrity Extra. Showbiz. 4.30 The Golden Palace.
PLUS
5.00 Hawaii Five-O. 6.00 Emmerdale. 8.30 Faith in the Future. 9.00 The Grand. 10.00 Jeeves and Wooster. 11.00 Agatha Christie's Partners in Crime. 12.00 Hart to Hart. 1.00 The Saint. 2.00 Heartbeat. 3.00 Inspector Alleyn Mysteries. 5.00 Van der Valk. 6.00 Murder, She Wrote. 7.00 Agatha Christie's Partners in Crime. 8.00 Poirot. 9.00 Grafters. 10.00 Jeeves and Wooster. 11.00 London's Burning. 12.00 Van der Valk. 1.00 Grafters. 2.00 Magnum, PI. With Tom Seileck. 3.00 London's Burning. 4.00 Agatha Christie's Partners in Crime.
SCI-FI
9.00 The Sentinel. 9.50 Farscape. 10.40 Farscape. 11.30 Ultimate Gamer. 12.00 Sliders. 1.00 Sliders. 2.00 FILM: Time Bandits. 4.10 FILM: Duel. 6.00 The Sentinel. 7.00 The Visitor. 8.00 Farscape. 9.00 John Doe. 10.00 FILM: Wishcraft. 11.55 Millennium. 12.55 Millennium. 1.55 FILM: Spacehunten Adventures in the Forbidden Zone. Sci-fi adventure. 3.35 Ultimate Gamer. Games news. 4.05 Poltergeist: The Legacy. 5.00 Close.
BBC THREE
7.00 Pyramid. 8.00 Liquid Assets. 9.00 What Not to Wear. 9.30 Little Britain. 10.00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 10.30 Burn it. 11.00 Absolutely Fabulous. 11.30 Casino. 12.30 Love For Sale. 1.00 Celebdaq. Game show. 1.30 Art and the City. 2.00 Vinnie. 2.30 Liquid Assets. 3.25 Love For Sale. 3.55 Close.
ITV 2
7.10 Live Rugby World Cup. England v Uruguay (Kick-off 7.30am). 9.25 The Premiership. 10.30 Pop Idol. 11.45 Pop Idol Result. 12.15 Pop Idol Extra: The Results. 12.45 Great Escapes. 1.20 Emmerdale. 4.35 Coronation Street. 7.00 Rugby World Cup. 8.00 Pop Idol. 9.15 Pop Idol Extra. 10.30 . Pop Idol Result. 11.00 Pop Idot Extra: The - Results. Behind-the-scenes.' 11.30 Coronation Street. 12.00 Cold Feet. 1.00 Frank Skinner. With Helen Mirren. 1.50 Beggars and Choosers. 2.50 Teleshopping. 3.50 Ant and Dec’s Banged Up with Beadle. 4.15 Ant and Dec’s Banged Up with Beadle. 5.05 Trisha. Studio discussion. 6.00 Close.
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