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9.05 9.25


6.00 CBeebies: Fimbles. (R) (C) (S) 6.20 Bill and Ben. (R) (S ) 6.30 CB BC: Enchanted Lands. (R) (C) (S) 6.45 Dennis the Menace. (R) (C) (S) 7.10 Mona the Vampire. (C) (S) 7.25 Tom and Jerry Kids. (R) (C) (S) 7.45 Taz- Mania. (R) (C) (S) 8.05 LooneyTunes. (R) (C) 8.35 Rugrats. (R) (C ) 9.00 The Saturday Show. (C) (S) 12.00 BBC News; Weather. (C) 12.10 Football Focus.- (S) 1.00 Grandstand. Introduced by Steve Rider and John Inverdale. 1.10 Rugby Union: Scotland v Ire­ land. 3.20 Golf. 3.45 Football Half-Times. 3.50 Racing from Leopardstown. 4.30 Final Score. 5.05 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) Match of the Day Live. Macedonia v England (Kick-off 5.30pm). Gary Lineker presents coverage of the Euro 2004 Group Seven qualifier in Skopje, where Sven-Goran Eriks­ son’s men will be hoping to exact revenge for the 2-2 draw they were held to in Southampton. (C) (S) Test the Nation. Phillip Schofield and Anne Robinson return to introduce another interactive nationwide gener­ al knowledge test, quizzing viewers, celebrity guests and an audience comprising six teams on a variety of subjects. Continues at 9.25pm. (S) Th e National Lottery. Phillip Schofield gets the balls rolling for the all-important draws. (C) (S) B B C News; Weather; (C) National Lottery Update. Test the Nation. Phillip Schofield and Anne Robinson announce the results of the nationwide general knowledge quiz. How brainy are the people of Britain? (C) (S)


5.20


10.35 Jim Davidson: Passionate About Comedy. Th e funnyman offers a frank insight into his career, visiting the pub in which he played his first- ever gig and discussing the comedi­ ans who have influenced him. (C) (S)


11.15 Ruby Wax’s Commercial Break­ down. The comedienne examines methods of marketing products, and gives her opinion on gym culture and the perfect female body. (R) (C) (S) Rugby Union. England v France. Highlights of the World Cup warm-up match at Twickenham, where Eng­ land will be hoping to extend their long unbeaten run at the famous sta­ dium. Commentary by Eddie Butler.


11.45


12.25 FILM: The Dogs of War (1980). Action adventure, starring Christopher Walken and Paul Freeman; (C) (S) Weatherview. 2.25 Top of the Pops. (R) (C) (S) 2.55 BBC News 24.


Test the Nation, BBC1, 7.30pm. Phillip Schofield and Anne Robinson test the nation’s general knowl­ edge in another hotly con­ tested battle. Six groups and a selection of celebri­ ties will take the test live tonight, answering ques­ tions of a variety of cate­ gories. Colin Cooperman has devised the scoring system, unique to the show, which will determine the national average and give.a cross-section of the country’s general knowl­ edge. In this latest battle,


BBC2


6.00 Weekend 24. (C ) 10.00 Live Golf. The Walker Cup. (S) 12.15 Great Speech­ es. (C) (S) 12.30 Film 2003 with Jonathan Ross. (R) (C ) (S ) 1.00 Racing from Haydock. Races at 1.15, 1.45 and 2.15. (C) (S) 2.35 The Flying Gardener. (R) (C) (S ) 2.50 F ILM: The Seven Year Itch (1955). Offbeat comedy, starring Marilyn Monroe. (C ) (S ) 4.30 Live Golf. The Walker Cup. Steve Rider presents coverage of the closing stages on the first day of the amateur competition. (S) 5.10 Flog Itl With Paul Martin. (R) (C) 6.00 FILM: River of No Return (1954).; Western, with Marilyn Monroe. (C)


7.30 Miss Marple. Villagers harbour a strange mystery. (R) (C)


9.05 FILM: The French Connection (1971). Oscar-winning thriller, star­ ring Gene Hackman as a tough


New York cop using unorthodox methods to break a drugs ring. (C)


10.45 I Love 1978. Lynda Carter pre­ sents a celebration of the year in


which she leapt off the comic book pages as Wonder Woman, taking a nostalgic look at the likes of fellow hero the Incredible Hulk and cult film Grease. (R) (C) (S)


11.40 Celebdaq. (C) (S) 12.10 F ILM: Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence (1982). Wartime drama, starring David Bowie. (C) 2.10 BBC News 24.3.00 BBC Learning Zone. 5.00 Close.


FIVE


6.00 Russell Grant’s Postcards. (R) (S) 6.10 WideWortd. (R) (T) (S) 6.35 WideWorld. (R) (T) (S) 7.00 Sunrise. (S) 7.55 Milkshake!; Shake! 8.00 Beast Wars. (S) 8.25 Roobarb. (Ft) 8.30 Beyblade. (S ) 8.55 Dan Dare: Pilot of the Future. (R) (S) 9.25 Xcalibur. (R) (S) 10.00 Max Steel. (R) (S) 10.30 RAD. (S) 11.00 The Adven­ tures of Sinbad. (S) 11.55 The Tribe. (S) 12.55 Popular. (R) (T) (S) 1.50 Our Hero. (R) (S) 2.20 USA High. Excess is sent on yet another blind date by his father. (R) (S) 2.45 Flaunt Chart Show. (S) 3.15 Home and Away. (T) (S)


5.20


7.10 8.00


8.50 9.05


FILM: Pokemon: Th e Movie 2000 (2000). Premiere. Animated adventure; with the voice of Veronica Taylor. (T) (S) Charmed. New series. The sisters battle an evil sea hag. (T) (S) Alias. New series of the espionage drama, starring Jennifer Garner as secret agent Sydney Bristow. (T) (S) five news and sport. (T) (S) - CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. A taxi driver is falsely branded a murder­ er. William Petersen stars. (R) (T ) (S)


10.00 Law and Order: Special Victims Unit. Stabler suspects Benson may be in danger during an investigation into a murderous stalker. Starring Christopher Meloni; (T) (S) five news.


10.55 9/11: A Tale of Two Towers. (R) (T) 12.55 Boxing Classics. (S) 1.35 Boxing Clas­ sics. (S) 2.20 Boxing: Fight of the Week. (S) 3.30 Now is the Time: Night of Combat — Kickboxing. (S) 4.20 That 70s Show. (R) (S) 4.45 That 70s Show. (R) (S) 5.10 Sons and Daughters. (R) 5.35 Sons and Daughters. (R)


can the all-male plumbers plumb the depths of their minds to achieve a good result, or will the estate agents gazump them? Viewers can also play along.


CHANNEL 4


6.00 The Clangers. (R) (T ) 6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T ) 6.35 The Hoobs. (R) (T ) 7.00 F3 on 4.7.30 Trans World Sport. (T) 8.30 World Rally Championship. (R) (T ) 9.00 The Morning Line. 10.00 The Cricket Show. (T) 10.40 Live Test Match Cricket. England v South Africa. (T ) 12.45 The Lunch Break. (T ) 1.25 Live Test Match Cricket. England v South Africa. (T ) 1.55 Live Test Match Cricket and Channel 4 attheraces from Kempton Park, Thirsk and Leopardstown. Cricket: England v South Africa. Racing: Today’s six feature races. Uninterrupted coverage of the cricket continues on FilmFour. 4.05 Live Test Match Cricket. Mark Nicholas intro­ duces England against South Africa. (T) 7.05 Channel 4 News. (T) 7.35 Th e Lost Boys. Documentary chronicling the lives of a group of youngsters who fled Sudan when the country's northern villages were attacked in 1987. (T)


9.05 F ILM: For re st G um p (1994). ; Oscar-winning drama, starring


' Tom Hanks, Sally Field, Gary ■ Sinise and Robin Wright Penn. (T)


11.45 World Rally Championship. 12.50 Today at the Test. 1.25 Speedway. 2.30 FILM: Don’t Go Breaking My Heart (1999). Premiere. Uplifting comedy. (T ) 4.10 For Your Love. (R) (T) 4.40 Norm. (FT) (T ) 5.10 Bob and Margaret. (R) (T ) 5.40 Animated Tales of the World. (FT) (T)


5.30 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV. 6.00 Wheels on the Bus. 6.05 Macdonald’s Farm. 6.20 Ni Ni's Treehouse. 6.45 Boohbah. 7.00 Diggin’ It. 8.50 Up on the Roof. 9.25 SMTV Live. (T ) (S) 11.30 CD' UK. (T) (S) 12.30 V Festival 2003. (T) (S) 1.00 ITV News; Weather. (T) 1.05 Granada News; Weather. (T ) 1.10 On the Ball. (T ) (S) 2.15 The Magnificent Seven. (R) (T) 3.15 FILM: Murder in a Small Town (TVM 1999). A leading industrialist's mysterious death prompts a curious Broadway direc­ tor to try his hand at the subtle art of detec­ tion. Mystery, starring Gene Wilder. (T ) (S) 5.05 Granada News; Weather. (T) 5.20 ITV News; Weather. (T) 5.30 You’ve Been Framed! Rib-tickling collection of camcorder calamities and home-video howlers, present ed by Lisa Riley. (R) (T)


6.20 Junior Eurovision Song Contest 2003: Th e British Final. Mark Durden-Smith and Tara Palmer- Tomkinson host as singer-song­ writers aged between nine and 15 compete to represent the UK in the grand final, with viewers voting for their favourite act. (T) (S)


7.20 Pop Idol. The hopefuls who made it through their first audition are invited to attend another session in London, hoping their talent will be enough to make the final 50. (T)


8.35 Who Wants To Be a Millionaire? Th e Millionaires Return. Chris Tarrant presents the first of two specials celebrating the fifth anniversary of the popular quiz, featuring the only three £1 million winners playing for charity. (T ) (S)


9.35 It’ll Be Alright on the Night 16. Denis Norden presents a fresh compilation of fV clangers, cock- ups and fluffed cues, all rescued from the cutting-room floor to delight the nation. Among the celebrities embarrassing themselves are Kylie Minogue, Carol Vorderman, Davina McCall, Phillip Schofield, Fern Britton, Eric Morecambe, Bob Hope and Kate Garraway. (T) (S)


10.35 Junior Eurovision Song Contest 2003: The British Final Results. Mark Durden-Smith and Tara Palmer-Tomkinson announce the winner, determining who


’ will represent the UK at the grand final in November. (T) (S)


10.55 ITV Weekend News; Weather. (T) 11.09 Granada Weather. (T) 11.10 FILM: Rudy: The Rudy Giuliani Story (TVM 2003). Biopic of New ; , York’s former mayor, who became


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a household name the world over in the wake of the September 11 ' attacks. James Woods stars. (T)


1.00 FILM: Man of the House (1995). A youngster tries his best to make life hell for his potential stepfather. Comedy, starring Chevy Chase; ITV News. 2.35 CD UK. (R) 3.25 Turn On Terry. (R) 3.50 Entertainment Now; (T ) ITV News. 4.20 Cybernet. (R) 4.40 Get Stuffed. 4.45 ITV Nightscreen.


YORKSHIRE


1.05 Calendar News and Weather 5.05 Calendar News and Sport 11.09 Weather


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Vanilla Sky, Sky Movies Premier, 8.00pm. Premiere. The laid-back lifestyle of a hand­ some New York publisher is shattered when his girlfriend discovers he's been conducting an affair — and drives off a bridge with him in the car. Tortured by dreams, his life is in tatters — but what is real and what isn't? Cameron Crowe's clever remake of Ale­ jandro Amenabar's classic psychological thriller Abre Los Ojos, starring Tom Cruise, Cameron Diaz, Kurt Russell and Penelope Cruz, who also starred in the original.


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SKY MOVIES PREMIER


5.40 Bike Squad (U) (2002) 7.00


Sinbad: Beyond the Veil of Mists (PG) (2000) 8.45 Bug Off! (PG) (2001) 10.30 Mad About Mambo (PG) (2000) 12.15 US Top 10 12.45 Lightning Jack (PG) (1994) 2.30 Sinbad: Beyond the Veil of Mists (PG) (2000) 4.05 Mad About Mambo (PG) (2000) 5.45 Lightning Jack (PG) (1994) Comedy Western, with Paul Hogan. 7.30 Movie News 8.00 Vanilla Sky (15) (2001) 10.15 Planet of the Apes (12) (2001) 12.15 Vanilla Sky (15) (2001) 2.35 The Skulls (15) (2000) 4.25 Bug Off! (PG) (2001)


SKY MOVIES MAX


6.35 Avalon (U) (1990) 8.50 UK Top 10 9.15 Locat Boys (PG) (2002) 11.05 Time Changer (PG) (2002) 12.55 Avalon (U) (1990) 3.10 The Rising Place (PG) (2002) 4.50 Local Boys (PG) (2002) 6.40 Time Changer (PG) (2002) 8.30 Red Skies (15) (TVM 2002) 10.00 Die Hard II: Die Harder (18) (1990) 12.10 Hard Justice (18) (1995) 1.45 The Principal (18) (1987) 3.40 My Bloody Valentine (18) (1981)


| SKY MOVIES CINEMA


6.00 Silent Movie (PG) (1976) 7.30 The Bobo (PG) (1967) 9.15 The TVvo-Headed Spy (PG) (1958) 11.00 Mr Deeds Goes to Town (U) (1935) 1.00 Silent Movie (PG) (1976) 2.45 The Two-Headed Spy (PG) (1958) 4.30 Robin and the Seven Hoods (U) (1964) 6.30 Mr Deeds Goes to Town (U) (1935) 8.30 The Jerk (15) (1979) 10.10 Carllto’s Way (18) (1993) 12.40 One on One (15) (1977) 2.25 The Jerk (15) (1979) 4.05 Who's That Knocking at My Door? (18) (1968)


SKY ONE


5.10 Guiltyl 6.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 7.00 Batman: The Animated Series. 7.30 Zoids. 8.00 Transformers: Armada. 8.30 Pokemon. 9.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 9.30 Futurama. 10.00 WWE: Smackdown. 12.00 WWE: The Bottom Line. 1.00 Gamezville. 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 6.00 Buffy the Vampire Slayer. 7.00 The Simpsons. 8.00 Futurama. 8.30 Malcolm In the Middle. 9.00 Kirsty's Home Videos. 10.00 Spend it Like. 11.00 Loaded in Ibiza. 12.00 South Park. 12.30 When Football Managers Go Mad. 1.25 Buffy the Vampire Slayer. 2.15' Andromeda. 3.05 America's Dumbest Criminals. 4.20 Star Trek: Voyager.


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Soccer AM's All Sports Show. 7.00 Champions League Weekly. 7.30 Racing News. 8.00 World Sport.


8.30 Champions League Weekly. 9.00 Soccer AM. 12.00 Soccer Saturday. 2.00 Live International Football. 5.00 Soccer Saturday


Results. 5.30 Live international Rugby


Union. 8.00


Live Saturday Fight Night. 10.00 WWE: Late Night — Smackdown. 12.00 International Football. 1.30 WWE: Late Night — Smackdown. 3.30 Test Cricket. 5.30 Wild Spirits.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Sports Unlimited. 7.00 Aerobics Oz Style. 7.30 WWE: Wrestling Classics. 8.30 Live World Wide Rugby. 10.30 European Drag Racing. 11.00 Max Power. 12.00 Live Football League. 2.30 World Sport. 3.00 Live International Football. Republic of Ireland v


Russia (Kick-off 4.00pm). 6.00 Live Speedway. 9.00 International Football Special. 10.30 Test Cricket. 12.30


European


Drag Racing. 1.00 Live US Open Tennis. 3.00 International Football. 4.30 Drag Racing. 5.00 Max Power.


SKY SPORTS 3


7.00 Moto Plus. 7.30 Sportnation. 8.30 Racing News. 9.00 US Tour Golf. 12.00 Live Euro Tour Golf. The European Masters. 4.00 Live Euro Seniors Tour Golf. The European Senior Masters. 7.00 Euro Tour Golf. 9.00 Live US Tour Golf. The Bell Canadian Open. 11.00 Euro Tour Golf. 1.00 Speedway. 4.00 Close.


EUROSPORT


7.00 Super Racing Weekend. 8.00 World Rally Championship. 8.30 US Open Tennis. 10.30 Live Super Racing Weekend. 11.30 US Open Tennis. 2.00 Uve MotoGP. 3.00 Uve World Superbikes. 5.00 Cycling. 6.00 MotoGP. 7.00 World Superbikes. 8.00 Live International Football. 10.00 News. 10.15 International Football. 12.15 World Rally Championship. 12.45 Volleyball. 3.00 News. 3.15 Close.


UK GOLD


5.25 Eldorado. 6.00 Hi-de-Hi! 6.35 It Ain’t Half Hot, Mum. 7.20 Doctor Who. 9.00 The A-Team. 10.00 The New Adventures of Superman. 11.00 The New Adventures of Superman. 12.00 Are You Being Served? 12.40 Are You Being Served? 1.15 Yes Minister. 1.55 Yes Minister. 2.30 It Ain't Half Hot, Mum. 3.10 It Ain't Half Hot, Mum. 3.45 Are You Being Served? 4.25 Are You Being Served? 5.00 Doctor Who. 6.00 The A-Team. 7.00 Goodnight Sweetheart. 7.40 Goodnight Sweetheart. 8.20 Harry Enfield and Chums. 9.00 My Family. 9.40 My Family. 10.20 The Royle Family. 11.00 The Royle Family. 11.40 Harry Enfield and Chums. 12.20 My Family. 1.00 Doctor Who. 2.35 Office Gossip. 3.10 Office Gossip. 3.45 Beast. 4.20 Dallas.


LIVINGTV


5.00 Unsolved Mysteries. 5.30 Time Life Music: Classic Country. 6.00 Get The Edge. 6.30 Victoria Principal's Skincare Range. 7.00 Hi-


mmmm: j 9.00


6.00 Breakfast. (C) (S) 9.00 Breakfast with Frost. (C) (S) 10.00 The Heaven and Earth Show. (C) (S) 11.00 TV Mail. (C) (S) 11.30 Countryfile. (C ) (S) 12.00 BBC News. (C ) 12.05 The Super League Show. 12.30 Keep­ ing Up Appearances. (R) (C) 1.00 FILM: The Wind in the Willows (1996). Terry Jones, Eric Idle and Steve Coogan star in this live-action version of Kenneth Grahame’s classic tale about riverbank creatures fighting back against the schemes of the evil weasels. (C) (S) 2.25 EaslEnders. 4.20 Points of View. (C) (S) 4.35 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 5.00 Songs of Praise. Aled Jones visits the.medieval city of Salisbury, where he chats to former Prime Minister Edward Heath and author Susan Howatch. Hymns include All My Hope on God is Founded and There’s a Wideness in God's Mercy. (C) (S) Fame Academy. The seven remain­ ing would-be superstars sing their hearts out in an effort to impress the voting viewers, the expert panel and their fellow students. (C) (S) Antiques Roadshow. New series. The team visit the gardens of Sudeley Castle in Gloucestershire where they examine a sapphire pendant by Guiliano, a regulator clock of the highest quality, and examples of Winchcombe pottery and Cotswold tumiture. (C) (S) Only Fools and Horses. A nagging toothache forces a reluctant Del to visit the dentist — but he gets more than a filling when the beautiful recep­ tionist falls tor the wheeler-dealer and begins stalking him. (R) (C) (S) Fame Academy. Th e result of tonight’s vote to decide which student will have to leave the academy. (C) FILM: Heat (1995). Al Pacino and Robert De Niro play hunter and hunt­ ed in this crime thriller directed by I Michael Mann. A veteran American j detective becomes obsessed' with collaring a highly intelligent career criminal who is planning one; last heist before retiring. Co-starring ^ Val Kilmer, Jon Voight, Tom S ize - ; more, Diane Venoraand Natalie Port- man. Continued after the news. (C) BBC News; Weather. (C) FILM: Heat (1995). Conclusion of the : .tense thriller. (C) (S)


5.35 6.35 7.20 8.40


6.00 CBeebies: Fimbles. (R) (C) (S) 6.20 Bill and Ben. (R) (C ) (S ) 6.30 CB BC: Arthur. (R) (C) (S) 6.55 Taz-Mania. (R) (C) (S) 7.15 Looney Tunes. (C) 7.30 Smile. (C) (S) 10.30 Sunday Grandstand. Intro­ duced by Steve Rider. (S) 10.35 Golf. 10.45 World Superbikes. Suzi Perry pre­ sents live coverage of the day’s first race from the 10th round of the season in Assen, Holland. Commentary by Charlie Cox and Steve Parrish. 11.50 Golf. 1.15 Show Jumping. 2.25 World Superbikes. Suzi Perry presents the day’s second race from the 10th round of the season in Assen, Holland. Commentary by Charlie Cox and Stave Parrish. 3.15 Golt. 5.30 Some Mothers Do ’Ave ’Em. (R) 6.00 FILM: Henry VIII and His Six : Wives (1972). Historical drama; starring Keith Michell. (C) '


8.00 Ray Mears’ Extreme Survival. Following in the footsteps of fron­ tiersman Robert Rogers. (R) (C)


10.00 10.15 ‘


12.00 FILM: A Prayer in the Dark (TVM 1997). Tense drama, starring Lynda Carter. (C) (S) 1.30 The Sky at Night; (C) (S) Weatherview. 2.10 BBC News 24.


9.00 Tow e r in g Am b it io n s : Dan C ru ick sh a n k A t G ro u n d Zero. Rebuilding on the site of the World Trade Centre. (C) (S)


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10.00 : F ILM: Eye of the; B e h o ld e r . ■


■: : (2000). Premiere. Thriller, starring Ewan McGregor. (C) (S)


11.40 MotoGP. Portuguese Grand Prix. 12.40 FILM: The Human Jungle (1954). Thriller, starring Gary Merrill and Emile Meyer, (bw) 2.00 BBC Learning Zone.


FIVE


6.00 Russell Grant’s Postcards. (R) (S) 6.05 WideWorld. (R) (T ) (S ) 6.30 Dappledown Farm. (R) (S) 6.55 Milkshake!; Tickle, Patch and Friends. 7.25 Milkshake! (S) 7.30 Make Way for Noddy. (R) (S ) 8.00 Th e Book ot Pooh. (S) 8.30 Rolie Polie Olie. (S) 9.00 Babar. (R) (S) 9.25 Redwall. (R) (S) 9.55 Wishbone. (R) (S) 10.30 Michaela's Wild Challenge. (S) 11.00 Don't Blame the Koalas. (R) (S) 11.30 Braceface. (S ) 12.00 Revelations. (R) (S) 12.35 Flaunt Chart Show. (R) (S) 1.05 five news update. (T ) (S) 1.15 Divine Designs. (R) •


(T ) (S ) 1.45 F ILM: Columbo: Th e Most Dangerous Match (TVM 1973). Crime drama. 3.10 F ILM: Big Jim McLain (1952). (bw) 4.55 At Home with the Eubanks. (R) f t ) (S) 5.25 At Home with the Eubanks. (FT) (T) 5.55 five news and sport. (T) (S) 6.05 FILM: Th e Addams Family (1991); Black comedy based on the SixtlesTV


8.00


‘^series. Anjelica Hustonstars.:(T).(S); ] Beckham Abroad: A Survival Guide. Th e soccer star’s adaptation to Spanish life; (T ) (S) five news at 9.


9.00 i j FILM: Ransom (1996). A multi-mil- ' i


; lionaire :• businessman .be comes :


!/,• ; a convinced he’ ll never see his,kid- j . / ■ napped son again — prompting him to ;


ji«.s-: : put a bounty on the head of the bent ‘ , cop responsible. Thriller, starring Mel'


: Gibson, Rene Russo, Gary Sinise and I Delray Undo; (T) (S) five news late.,


11.20 World’s Wildest Police Videos. (T) 12.20 NFL Kick-Oif Concert. From Washing­ ton DC. (S) 1.00 Major League Baseball. (S) 4.05 Major League Baseball Replay. (R) (S)


5.55 Wat’s Pig. (R) 6.05 The Hoobs. (R) (T ) 6.30 The Hoobs. (R) (T ) 6.55 Insek- tors. (R) 7.10 Bug Alert. (R) (T ) 7.40 Pel- swick. (R) (T ) 8.05 Totally Spiesl (R) 8.30 Hollyoaks. (T ) 10.30 Live Test Match Cricket. England v South Africa. (T ) 12.45 Th e Lunch Break. (T ) 1.25 Live Test Match Cricket. England v South Africa. (T) 7.00 Channel 4 News. (T) To d a y at the Test. England v South Africa. Highlights of the fourth day’s play in the final Test.


7.30 8.00


CD Soul S e a rch in g . Part one.


9.00


Investigation into the existence of the soul, speaking to the world's leading experts to determine whether the very thing that defines a person as human is God-given or if each individual is the master of their own destiny. (T) Th e Games: Live. New series. Competitors including Melanie C, ! Gail Hipgrave, James Hewitt and Bobby Davro pit their strength, skill and speed against each other at arenas in Sheffield. (T)


10.40 Graham Norton Live at the Roundhouse. Cheeky comedy, rapid-fire jokes and showcases as the Irish funnyman performs. (R)


12.00 The Games: Late Night. 12.50 World Rally Championship. 1.25 FILM: Jewel Thief (1967). Romantic drama. 4.40


Beckham Abroad: A Sur­ vival Guide, five, 8.00pm. As most people who have glanced at a newspaper or a TV over the summer will probably be aware, David Beckham recently trans­ ferred from Manchester United to Real Madrid. This programme asks how the soccer star will adapt to life in Spain, pointing out that it’s not just a matter of getting to grips with a different language — the player could also be in for a rude awakening on the pitch. Among the


MM


5. 7.35 Oswald. 7.50 Elmo's World. 8.05 Barney and Friends. 8.35 The Wheels on the Bus. 8.45 Buzz and Poppy. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5. 10.00 The Golden Girls. 10.30 The Golden Girls. 11.00 Ricki Lake. 11.50 The Monte! Williams Show. 12.40 Sixth Sense. 1.10 Beyond. 1.40 Celebrity Extra. 1.45 FILM: Little Women. 3.55 Almay: Beautiful Living. 4.00 Loose Lips. 5.00 The Nanny. 5.30 Celebrity Extra. 6.00 According to Jim. 6.30 Will and Grace. 7.30 Hollywood Dream Chasers. 8.30 Hollywood's Stars. 9.00 FILM: Flatliners. 11.10 Julia Roberts: Style Star. 11.40 Celebrity Extra. 12.00 Ricki Lake. 12.50 Celebrity Extra. 1.00 Montel Williams. 1.50 Women Talk Sex. 2.45 Celebrity Extra. 2.50 Unsolved Mysteries. 3.40 Judge Judy. 4.05 Judge Judy. 4.30 The Golden Girls.


PLUS


5.00 Waiting for God. 5.30 The Upper Hand. 6.00 Just For Laughs. 6.30 FILM: Hart to Hart: Homo is Where the Hart Is. 8.30 Just For Laughs. 9.00 Coronation Street. 11.30 The Beverly Hillbillies. 12.00 FILM: Hart to Hart: Home is Where the Hart Is. 2.00 The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes. 7.00 In Suspicious Circumstances. 8.00 In Sickness and In Health. 8.30 Rising Damp. 9.00 An Audience with Ken Dodd. 10.00 The Les Dawson Show. 10.30 The Kenny Everett Show. 11.00 In Sickness and in Health. 11.30 Rising Damp. 12.00 The Rockford Files. 1.00 The Les Dawson Show. 1.30 The Kenny Everett


Show.


2.00 The Rockford Files. 3.00 Spitting Image. 3.30 Spitting Image. 4.00 in Suspicious Circumstances.


SCI-FI


9.00 Neon Genesis Evangelion. 9.30 Neon Genesis Evangelion. 10.00 Earth: Final Conflict. 11.00 Earth: Final Conflict. 12.00 FILM: Out of Time. 2.00 The Twilight Zone. 2.30 The Twilight Zone. 3.00 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Lost World. 4.00 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Lost World. 5.00 The Ray Bradbury Theatre. 6.00 Sliders. 7.00 Sliders. 8.00 FILM: Small Soldiers. 10.00 FILM: Cut. 11.30 FILM: The Devil’s Backbone. 1.30 Lexx. 2.30 The Twilight Zone. 3.00 The Twilight Zone. 3.30 The Ray Bradbury Theatre. 4.00 Poltergeist: The Legacy. 5.00 Close.


ITV 2


9.25 Emmerdale. 11.50 Coronation Street. 2.10 Judge Judy. 2.35 Holiday Airport. 3.35 Airline. 4.05 C D


UK. 5.05 The Secrets of Streot Magicians Finally Revealed. 5.50 Pop Idol Extra. 7.20 Gardeners from Hetl. 8.25 Movies Now. 8.35 Pop Idol Extra. 10.05 FILM: Scent of a Woman. 1.00 Who Wants To Be a Millionaire? 2.00 Pop Idol. 3.30 Teleshopping. 4.30 Judge Judy. S.00 Trisha. 6.00 Close.


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CHANNEL 4


5.30 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV. 6.00 News. 6.10 Boohbah. (R) (S) 6.30 Diggin’ It. 7.55 Up on the Roof. 9.25 CITV: Finger Tips. (R) (T) 9.45 The Big Bang. (R) (T ) (S) 10.05 Art Attack. (R) (T) (S) 10.30 Finger Tips. (R) (T ) 10.50 The Little Bang. (T ) 10.55 Art Attack Mini Makes. 11.00 The Apostles. (R) (T ) (S) 11.30 My Favourite Hymns. (T) (S) 12.30 Soccer Sunday. 1.00 ITV News; Weather. (T ) 1.10 Belonging. 2.00 Granada News; Weather. (T ) 2.05 Wild Shots. 2.35 International Motor Sport. (T) 3.00 Homblower. (FT) (T ) (S) 5.00 Catchphrase. Contestants try to deduce everyday phrases and sayings from visual clues. (R) (T)


5.30 Granada News; Weather. (T) 5.45 The Pet Set. New series following pet expert Kevin Horkin and ani­ mal psychologist David Sands as they train to become leading show dog handlers in just tour weeks..


6.15 ITV News; Weather. (T) 6.35 You’ve Been Framed! Collection of camcorder calamities. (R) (T)


7.00 Co ro na tio n Street: Greatest Exits. As Curly leaves the famous street, cast members past and present recall how some of the soap’s most memorable char­ acters bowed out, from Richard Hillman's spectacular demise to the tragic Alma storyline. (T) (S)


7.30 Coronation Street. Candice is disowned by her mother after she claims Gerry has been making a play for her, Eileen tries to fend off pressure from the finance compa­ ny to pay up and Peter loses patience with Todd and Sarah. (T)


8.00 Heartbeat. New series of the ever- popular rural drama. In the first instalment, Sgt Merton finds himself under pressure when a group of youths commit a number of serious offences in the area — and are suspected of drug-dealing. Duncan Bell stars. (T ) (S)


9.00 The Booze Cruise. Five men set off on a shopping trip to a French hypermarket, but the journey turns into a nightmare when one of the friends learns his daughter has


■ decided to have a last fling before her wedding and another lands himself in trouble with the local police. One-off comedy drama, starting Martin Clunes. (T ) (S)


11.00 ITV Weekend News; Weather. (T) 11.05 The South Bank Show. Interview


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' for his new thriller Pompeii. (T) (S)


12.09 Granada Weather. (T ) 12.10 Fault­ lines; (T ) (S) ITV News Headlines. 12.55 FILM: The Stars Fell on Henrietta (1995). A wily prospector cons a naive cotton farmer into believing he is sitting on top of a valuable oil deposit. Depression-era drama, starring Robert Duvall. (T ) (S) 2.45 Trisha. (FT) (T ) 3.40 World Sport; (R) (T ) (S) ITV News Headlines. 4.10 ITV Nightscreen.


YORKSHIRE


2.00 Calendar News 2.05 Lord Harewood at 80 5.30 Calendar News and Sport 5.45 , Jane and Jury 12.09 Weather 5.00 Jobfinder


The Big Time, Sky Movies Premier, 10.45pm. Dylan Baker and Christopher Lloyd star in this drama about a small TV station. The staffers are struggling to make their mark in an arena dominated by much larger companies. Despite this, the diverse group is committed to making the fledgling Empire Network a success. Baker plays The Colonel, the moneyman behind the networjc But, he faces an uphill battle — one­ time radio stars struggle as they try to learn their lines, while executives try to decide what can and cannot appear on the small-screen.


SKY MOVIES PREMIER


6.00 Oscar (PG) (1991) 8.00 Balto II: Wolf Quest (U) (TVM 2001) 9.45 Sister Act II: Back In the Habit (PG) (1993) 11.45 Flipper (PG) (1996) 1.45 Balto II: Wotf Quest (U) {TVM 2001) 3.15 Oscar (PG) (1991) 5.10 Sister Act II: Back in the Habit (PG) (1993) 7.00 Flipper (PG) (1996) A lonely youngster from the city is sent to spend the summer with his uncle in the Florida Keys, where he befriends a dolphin, making it a holiday to remember. Family adventure, starring Paul Hogan, Elijah Wood, Chelsea Reid and Isaac Hayes. 8.45 Shallow Hat


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10.45 The Big Time (12) (TVM 2002) 12.35 Enigma (15) (2001) 2.40 So This Is Romance (15) (1996) 4.20 One Small Hero (PG) (1999)


SKY MOVIES MAX


5.15 The Rising Place (PG) (2002) 6.50 Perfect Game (PG) (1999) 8.35 Mayday at 40,000 Feet (PG) (TVM' 1976) 10.10 Castle Rock (PG) (2000) 11.50 A Month of Sundays (PG) (2001) 1.30 Perfect Gome (PG) (1999) 3.15 Mayday at 40,000 Feet (PG) (TVM 1976) 4.55 Castle Rock (PG) (2000) 6.35 A Month of Sundays (PG) (2001) 8.15 Earth v The Spider (15) (2001) 10.00 Bones (18) (2001) Alter 20 years, a slain vigilante rises from the grave to exact a gore-soaked revenge on the families of those who killed him. Bloody horror, starring Snoop Dogg. 11.40 Stlckmen (18) (2001) 1.25 Lake Consequence (18) (1994) 3.00 The Pawn (15) (1998) 4.40 Perfect Game (PG) (1999)


SKY MOVIES CINEMA


6.00 Head (PG) (1968) 7.30 The Last of the Mohicans (PG) (1936) 9.10 Mickey One (PG) (1965) 11.00 The Denver and Rio Grande (PG) (1952) 12.45 Head (PG) (1968) 2.15 The Last of the Mohicans (PG) (1936) 4.00 Darby’s Rangers (PG) (1957) 6.05 The Denver and Rio Grande (PG) (1952) 8.00 The Firm (15) (1993) 10.40 The Panic In Needle Park (18) (1971) 12.35 MIshima: A Life fn Four Chapters


'(15) (1985) 2.40 French Postcards (15) (1979) 4.20 Mickey One (PG)


(1S65) SKY ONE


5.10 Star Trek: Voyager. 6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Batman: The Animated Series. 7.30 Zoids. 8.00 Transformers: Armada. 8.30 Pokemon. 9.00 Yu-GI- Oh! 9.30 Futurama. 10.00 WWE: Afterbum. 11.00 WWE: Heat 12.00 WWE: Tough Enough/ 1.00 Gamezville. 2.00 Futurama. 2.30' Futurama. 3.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 4.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.00 Little Monsters. 6.00 The Simpsons.' 7.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 7.30 Malcolm In the Middle. 8.00 David Blaine's Vertigo. 9.00 Back to the Beach. 10.00 Uncutl Klrst/s Home Videos. 11.00 The Villa. 12.00 Six Degrees of


Penetration. 12.30 Pop Years. 1.25 Uncutl Kirsty's Home Videos. 2.15 David Blaine's Vertigo. 3.05 King of the Hill. 3.30 WWE: Tough Enough. 4.20 Star Trek: Voyager.


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Aerobics Oz Style. 6.30 International Rugby Union. 8.30 US Open Tennis. 10.30 Jimmy Hill's Sunday Supplement. 11.30 Goals on Sunday. 12.30 Live Conference Football. Shrewsbury Town v Tamworth (Kick-off 12.30pm). 3.00 Live Masters Football. The Masters Football Grand Final. 6.00 Rallymax. 6.30 Live Super League. Bradford Bulls v Leeds Rhinos (Kick-off 6.35pm). 9.00 Live US Open Tennis. The men’s final. 12.00 Super League. 2.30 Indy Racing League. 4.30 Close.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Watersports World. 7.00 Aerobics Oz Style. 7.30 Sportnation. 8.30 Saturday Fight Night. 10.30 Australian Rugby League. 12.30 Rallymax. 1.00 US Open Tennis. 3.00 Australian Rugby League. 5.00 US Superbikes. 7.00 Uve Motor Racing. The Delphi Indy 300. 9.00 Test


Cricket. 10.30 WWE: Late Night — Velocity. 11.30 Conference Football. 12.30 Masters Football. 3.30 Test Cricket. 5.00 Close.


SKY SPORTS 3


7.00 Speedway. 10.00 US Tour Golf. 12.00 Live Euro Tour Golf. The European Masters. 4.00 Uve Euro Seniors Tour Golf. The-European Senior Masters. 7.00 Throe Sixty Surfing. 7.30 Golf International. 8.00 Live US Tour Golf. The Bell Canadian Open. 11.00 Euro Golf. 1.00 Close.


EUROSPORT


7.30 World Rally Championship. 8.00 Uve Super Racing Weekend. From Anderstorp, Sweden. 8.30 US Open Tennis. 10.00 Live MotoGP. The Portuguese Grand Prix. 3.15 Live Super Racing Weekend. From Anderstorp, Sweden. 4.15 US Open Tennis. 6.00 World Superbikes. 8.00 MotoGP. 10.00 News Report. 10.15 Super Racing Weekend. 11.15 Cycling. 12.15 World Rally Championship. 12.45 News Report. 1.00 Close.


UK GOLD


5.10 Eldorado. 6.00 HI-de-Hi! 6.35 The Flying Doctors. 7.20 Doctor Who. 9.00 Charlie’s Angels. 10.00 Quantum Leap. 11.00 Quantum Leap. 12.00 Open All Hours. 12.40 Open All Hours. 1.15 It Ain't Half Hot, Mum. 1.55 It Ain't Half Hot, Mum. 2.30 Hi-de-Hi! 3.10 Hi-de-Hi! 3.45 Open All Hours. 4.20 Open All Hours. 5.00 As Time Goes By. 5.40 As Time Goes By. 6.20 As Time Goes By. 7.00 Miss Marpie. 9.00 Jonathan Creek. 10.20 Only Fools and Horses. 11.25 Auf Wiedersehen, Pet 12.40 Prime Suspect 2. 2.00 Clocking Off. 3.00 Lee Evans: So What Now?


3.35 Lee Evans: So What Now? 4.05 As Time Goes By. 4.40 Dallas.


LIVINGTV


5.00 The Golden Girls. 5.30 Time Life Music: Classic Country. 6.00 Get The Edge. 6.30 Victoria Principal’s Skincare Range. 7.00 Hi-5. 7.35 Oswald. 7.50 Elmo's World. 8.05 Barney and Friends. 8.35 The Wheels on the Bus. 8.45 Buzz and Poppy. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 HI-5. 10.00 The Golden Girls. 10.30 The Golden Girls. 11.00 Crossing Over. 11.30 Beyond with James van Praagh. 12.00 Celebrity Extra. 12.30 According to Jim. 1.00 Charmed. 1.55 Celebrity Extra. 2.00 Hollywood Dream Chasers. 2.30 Hollywood Dream Chasers. 3.00 FILM: Nicholas* Gift. 4.40 Celebrity Extra. 5.00 Will and Grace. 5.30 Will and Grace. 6.00 The Antiques Ghost Show with Derek Acorah. 7.00 Charmed. 8.00 Will and Grace. 9.00 Uving Heaven: 10 Years of Living TV. 10.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. 11.00 Most Haunted. 12.00 Girlfriends. 12.30 Girlfriends. 1.00 FILM: Love Is All There Is. 2.50 Unsolved Mysteries. 3.15 Unsolved Mysteries. 3.40 Judge Judy. 4.05 Judge Judy. 4.30 The Golden Girls.


PLUS


5.00 The Dukes of Hazzard. 6.00 Emmerdale. 8.30 The Dustbinmen. 9.00 Allas Smith and Jones. 10.00 FILM: Hart to Hart: Two Harts in Three-Four Time. 12.00 Hart to Hart. 1.00 The Darling Buds of May. 2.00 Peak Practice. 3.00 FILM: King Creole. 5.00 The Beverly Hillbillies. 5.30 Till Death Us Do Part. 6.00 The Dukes of Hazzard. 7.00 The Darling Buds of May. 8.00 Pie in the Sky. 9.00 Cold Feet. 10.00 24 Carrott Gold. 11.00 Alias Smith and Jones. 12.00 Hart to Hart. 1.00 Cold Feet. 2.00 FILM: King Creole. 4.00 The Dukes of Hazzard.


SCI-FI


9.00 The Sentinel. 10.00 Farscape. 11.00 Farscape. 12.00 Sliders. 1.00 Sliders. 2.00 FILM: Phase IV. 3.35


The Ray Bradbury Theatre. 4.00 FILM: Small Soldiers. 6.00 The Sentinel. 7.00 The Visitor. 8.00 John


Doe. 9.00 John Doe. 10.00 The Outer


'Limits. 11.45 Millennium. 12.45 Millennium. 1.45 FILM: Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies. 3.35 The Ray Bradbury Theatre. 4.05 Poltergeist: The Legacy. 5.00 Close.


BBC THREE


7.00 Fame Academy on BBC Three. 7.30 Fame Academy. 8.30 Fame Academy. 9.00 Fame Academy on BBC Three. 9.30 Would Like to Meet. 10.30 Two Pints of Lager and a


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