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7 .0 0 P la n e t Saturday: Little Bear . (C) (S) 7 .30 Brum. (R) (C) (S) 7.4 0 F ix an d Fox i. (Ft) (C) (S) 7 .5 0 G a d g e t B o y. (R) (C ) (S ) 8 .1 5 F lin t the T im e D etect ive. (C) (S) 8 .35 R u gra ts . (R) (C)


(S) 9 .0 0 T h e S a tu rd a y S h ow . (C ) (S) 1 2 .0 0 F o o tb a ll F o c u s . 1 2 .5 0 N ew s ; W e a th e r . (C) 1.0 0 -G ra n d s ta n d . Introduced from F ra n k lin s G a rd e n s b y Ste v e Rider. (S) 1.05 S ix N a t io n s R u g b y Union . (S) 1 .20 R a c in g from Newbury. (S ) 1 .4 0 E u r o p e a n C u p R u g b y U n io n Highlights. (S) 1.55 Rac in g . (S) 2 .10 E u ro p e an C u p R u g b y U n io n P re v iew . (S) 2 .2 0 R a c in g . (S) 2 4 0 L iv e E u ro p e a n C u p R u g b y Un ion . (S) 3.45 Fo o tball H alf-Times . (S) 3 .55 L iv e E u ro ­ pean C u p R u g b y Union . (S) 4 .45 F in a l S co re . ------ B B C N ew s ; W eather . (C) R e g io n a l N e w s a n d S p o r t . F in a l S c o re : F A C u p D raw L iv e . A la n H a n s e n a n d M a rk L aw re n s o n m a k e the draw for the first round of the c om ­ petition proper, a s the m in n ow s of the g am e g e t th e ir c h a n c e to c om e up a g ain s t Fo o tba ll L e a g u e s id e s for the first time in the 2001 competition. J im D a v id s o n ’s G e n e ra t io n G am e . C o n te s ta n ts try th e ir lu c k at c a l lig ra ­ phy, p la te - s p in n in g a n d S w is s ro l l­ m a k in g c h a l le n g e s b e fo re a M o u lin R o u g e - in sp ire d g ran d finale. (C) (S) F r ie n d s L ik e T h e s e . N ew se r ie s . Ian W r ig h t p re s e n t s th e g am e s h o w in wh ich te am s of b e s t f r ie n d s com p e te to win a dre am holiday. (C) (S) T h e N a t io n a l L o t t e r y : W in n in g L in e s . Phillip S ch o f ie ld in t ro du ces the lo t te ry -based q u iz show. (C) (S) C a s u a lty . L a ra ta k e s e x t rem e m e a ­ s u r e s to im p re s s P a t r ic k , d o n n in g a P V C devil c o s tum e a n d arr iving at h is room with a bottle of tequ ila o n ly to find h e ’s b e e n se e in g R a ch e l. (C) (S) R a n d a l l a n d H o p k i r k (D e c e a s e d ) . T h e d u o d is c o v e r a twin mu rdered h is father an d in te n ds to d o the s am e to h is brother, but c a n ’t f igure ou t w hich sib lin g is the guilty party. (C) (S) B B C N e w s ; W e a th e r ; (C ) N a t io n a l


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7.0 0 W e e k e n d 24. (S) 9.00 F ILM : T h e Big St re e t (1942). M e lo d ram a , s tarring H en ry Fo n d a . (C) (bw) 1 0 .2 5 H o lid a y S n a p s . (R) (C) (S) 10.30 T h e B ik e ’s the Star. (R) (C) (S ) 1 0 .5 0 S e e H e a r ! O n S a tu rd a y . (S) 11 3 5 T h e P h il S ilv e r s S h ow . (R) (C) (bw) 1 2 .0 0 S t in gra y . (R) (C) 1 2 .2 5 S ta r T re k (R) (C ) 1 .1 5 T u rn in g P o in ts . (R) (C ) (S) 1.25 F ILM : N e v e r L o v e a S t ran g e r (1953). Thriller, s tarring S te v e M cQ u e e n . (C) (bw) 2 .5 5 F I L M : T h e B r o th e r s K a r a m a z o v (1958). D rama. Y u l B ry n n e r sta rs . (C) 5 .15 T O T P 2 . P e r f o rm a n c e s b y A d am A n t an d O a s is . (R) (C) (S)


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6.00 W h a t e v e r H a p p e n e d t o t h e L i k e l y L a d s ? M r s C h a m b e r s p ro v e s h e r u su a l self. (R) (C)


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6.3 0 W h a t th e P a p e r s S a y . (C) (S) 6 .40 F ILM : H e l l is fo r H e r o e s (1962). W o r ld W a r T w o a d v e n tu r e , s tarr ing S te v e M cQ u e e n . (C)


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w e lc o m e s s in g e r C h e r , a lo n g w ith a c to r S te p h e n Fry. (C) (S)


11.10 F I LM : O v e r b o a r d (1 9 8 7 ) . A s p o i lt h e i r e s s s u f fe r in g f rom a m n e s ia is ta ken in b y a ca rp e n te r c la im in g to b e h e r h u s b a n d . C om e d y , w ith G o ld ie H aw n a n d K ur t R u s s e ll. (C) (S)


1 .0 0 T h e y T h in k It’s A ll O ve r. L a s t in se r ie s . (R ) (C ) (S ) 1 .3 0 A Q u e s t io n o f S p o r t . (R ) (C) (S) 1.3 0 We a the rview . 1.05 (GM T ) To p of the P o p s . (R) (C) (S) 1.35 B B C N ew s 24.


8.10 E m p ir e o f th e N u d e : O m n ib u s . V ic to r ia n v iew s of nudity. (C) (S)


9.0 0 I L o v e 1998. T h e y e a r S o u th P a rk to o k the w or ld b y s torm. (C) (S)


10.00 F I LM : T h e D a y t r ip p e r s (1 9 9 6 ) . C om e d y , s ta r r in g L ie v S c h re ib e r a n d S ta n le y T u c c i. (C) (S)


11 2 0 F ILM : T h e R o c k y H o r ro r P ic tu re S h o w ( 1 9 7 5 ) . C u l t m u s ic a l , s tarr ing T im Cur ry. (C) (S)


1 2 .5 5 F I L M : H e l l is a C i t y ( 1 9 6 0 ) . Gritty thriller. (C) (bw) 1.30 (G M T ) C lo s e . 3 .0 0 B B C L e a rn in g Z o n e . 5.0 0 C lo s e .


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6 .0 0 R u s s e ll G ra n t ’s P o s tc a rd s . (R) (S) 6 .05 W id eW o r ld . (R) (T) (S) 6 .3 5 W id eW o r ld . (R) (T) (S) 7 .0 0 ITN N ew s C h a n n e l. (S) 7 .3 0 M ilk ­ sh a k e ! (S) 7 .3 5 R e dw a ll. (S) 8 .0 0 T h e P ow e r - puff G ir ls . (R) (S) 8 .1 5 F I LM : P it P o n y (T VM 1997). P e r io d dram a, s tarring R ich a rd Donat. (S) 1 0 .0 0 T h e C o re : A g ripp in e . (S) 10.30 S in ­ g led Out. (R) (S) 11.00 C o re N ew s . (S) 11.05 E d g em o n t . (R) (S) 11.30 Z o e , D u n ca n , J a c k a n d Ja n e . (R) (S) 1 2 .0 0 5 N ew s at Lunch time. (T) (S ) 1 2 .1 0 H om e a n d Aw a y . (T) (S ) 2 .1 5 T h e C o re : At lant is High. (T) (S) 2.45 T h e C o re .


(T) (S ) 2 .5 0 T h e P e p s i C h a r t . (R ) (S ) 3 .2 5 H a r ry an d C o sh . (T) 3 .55 S c h o o l. (T) (S) 4 .55


U n d e r P re s su re . (T) (S) 5 .5 5 5 N e w s a n d S p o r t . H e a d lin e s . (T) (S) F o r t B o y a r d . A So u th W a le s te am try the ir luck . P re s e n te d b y M e lin d a M e s ­ s e n g e r a n d L e s lie Gra n th am . (T) (S) N ig h t F e v e r . H a llow e ’e n edition, with S h a n e R ic h ie an d J o s ie D ’Arby. (S) 5 N e w s a n d S p o r t . H e a d lin e s . (T) (S) E a r t h ’ s F u r y . L o o k in g a t th e d e va s ta t io n c a u s e d by f loods . (T) (S)


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C S 1 : C r im e S c e n e I n v e s t ig a t io n . W a r r ic k a n d the te am in v e s t ig a te the m u rd e r of a p rison inmate. (T) (S) 5 N e w s U p d a te . R o u n d -u p . (S) F I L M : L o o k W h o ’ s T a lk in g T o o (1990). K irs t ie A lle y a n d J o h n T ra v o l­ ta re tu rn fo r th is c om e d y s e q u e l in w h ich b a b y M ik o y is jo in ed b y a sister. W ith the v o ic e s of B ru c e W illis . (T)


1 2.00 W o r ld S e r ie s B a s e b a ll. G am e one. (S) 3.25 (GMT ) T h e L e g e n d of the H id d en City. (R) (S) 4 .10 O k a v a n g o . (R) 4 .30 B am b o o B e ars .


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S h ow (S ) 1 1 .0 0 G e o f f H am i lto n ’s P a r a d is e G a rd e n s . (R) (C) (S) 11.30 C ountryfile. (C) (S) 1 2 .0 0 T h e W a r R e p o r t : O n th e R e c o r d S p e c ia l . (C ) 1 .0 0 E a s tE n d e r s . (C ) (S) 2 .5 5 T h e B lu e P la n e t . (R ) (C ) (S ) 3 .4 S T h e M o re c am b e a n d W is e S h ow . (R) (C) 4 .2 0 My Family. (R) (C) (S) 4 .50 P o in ts of View. (C) (S) N ew s ; W eather . (C) R e g io n a l N ew s ; Weather. S o n g s o f P r a is e . S a l ly M a g n u s s o n me e ts T V personality Dav id Frost, who ta lk s abou t growing up a s the so n of


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M e th o dis t minister, an d the e v e n in g 's s e r v ic e c o m e s f rom H in d e S t r e e t Meth o dis t C h u rch in Lon don . (C) (S) L a s t o f th e S u m m e r W in e . W e s le y , m a k in g g o o d u s e of h is b ackgrou nd, d e s ig n s a v e rsa t ile v e n d in g ma chin e. G o rd o n W h a rm b y s ta rs . (R) (C) (S) A n t iq u e s R o a d s h o w . M ich a e l A sp e l a n d the te am c a s t an e y e o v e r a c o l­ le c t ion of J a p a n e s e h a ir d e co ra t io n s a n d a n e c k la c e m a d e u p o f b e a d s o n c e w orn b y m um m ie s , d is c o v e re d b y V ic to r ia n a rch a e o lo g is ts . (C) (S) K a t h y S t a f f : W r in k le s a n d A l l . P ro f ile of the po p u la r L a s t of the S um ­ m e r W in e a c t re s s , featuring con t rib u ­ t io n s b y c o - s ta r s P e te r S a llis , F ra n k Th o rn to n a n d T h o ra Hird. (R) (C) (S) M o n a r c h o f th e G le n . N ew s e r ie s . A r c h ie b e lie v e s he h a s a so lu t io n to th e e s ta te 's c rum b lin g f in a n c e s — b u t h is n e w b a n k m a n a g e r h a s p la n s o f h e r ow n . S c o t t is h d ram a , s tarr ing A la s ta ir M a c k e n z ie . (C) (S) P o s h a n d B e c k s ’ B ig Im p r e s s io n s . C om p ila t io n of ske tch e s .w ith im p re s ­ s io n is t A lis ta ir M cG ow a n . (C) (S) W a k in g th e D e a d . P a r t o n e . B o y d ta ck le s h is first task a s h e a d of the new C o ld C a s e S q u a d — hunting a known k i l le r w h o h a s w r it te n to th e p o l ic e in fo rm in g th em h e ’s ju s t a b d u c te d another victim. Trevor E v e stare. (R) (C) C h i ld r e n in N e e d 2 0 0 1 . C o n t in u e d u p d a te o n th is y e a r 's cam p a ig n . (C)


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N ew s ; W e a th e r . (C) Panorama. T om M a n g o ld in v e s t i­ g a te s th e th re a t o f a m a jo r te r ro r is t s t r ike u s in g b io lo g ic a l war fare, q u e s ­ t ioning h ow e a s y it is to obtain d e a d ly b a c t e r ia a n d w h a t m e a s u r e s a r e b e in g ta k e n to protec t the public . (C) F I L M : D e a d b y M id n ig h t (1 9 9 7 ) .


T h r ille r , s ta r r in g T im o th y H u tto n a n d J o h n G lo v e r ; (C) We a the rview .


1 2 .3 0 B B C N ew s 24. G R A N A D A I :


Invasion, BBC2, 9.00pm. Nature has made Britain a vulnerable target and the geography of the British Isles, with its hundreds of miles of unprotected coast­ line and rivers leading to the very vitals of the nation, is an invitation to invade. In this new series, architectur­ al historian Dan Cruickshank brings to life Britain’s huge defence heritage. Exploring the country’s fortresses, castles, airfields and gun emplacements, Dan tests the design of some of these fortifications to see whether they could stand up to a


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6.4 5 C B B C : Tw e e n ie s . (C) (S) 7 .2 5 P o c k ­ et D ra g o n . (R) (C) (S) 7 .4 0 L am p ie s . (R) (C) (S) 7 .5 0 G a d g e t Boy. (R) (C) (S) 8.15 Flint. (C) (S) 8.35 Ru grats. (R) (C) (S) 9.05 H o llyw o o d 7. (R) (C) (S) 9 .30 T h e S C lu b S e a r c h . (C) (S) 9 .3 5 M o n a the V am p ire (R) (C) (S) 9.4 5 C ram p Tw ins . (R) (C) (S) 1 0 .0 0 K e n a n an d K e l. (C) (S) 10.25 B y k e r G ro v e . (C) (S) 11.20 R e x the Runt. (R) (C) (S ) 1 1 .3 0 R o b o t W a r s . (R ) (C ) 1 2 .1 5 R o sw e ll High. (R) (C) (S) 1.00 No r thW es t- m in s te r . 1 .3 0 S u n d a y G r a n d s ta n d . (S) 1.3 5 British S u p e rb ik e s . (S) 1.55 R a c in g . (S) 2 .1 0 S u p e rb ik e s . (S) 2.2 5 R a c in g . (S)


3 .10 R a lly in g. (S) 4 .1 0 R u g b y Un ion . (S) 5 .1 5 W ild : T ig e r T ra il. (C) (S)


5 .25 W ild : N ic k B a k e r 's R h in o s . (C ) 5.5 5 W ild : T h e N a tu ra l W o r ld . (R ) (C ) 6.4 5 S o m e M o t h e r s D o 'A v e ’ E m . C la s s ic com edy. (R) (C)


7 .1 5 C o r r e s p o n d e n t . (C) (S) 8 .00 T h e B lu e P la n e t . (C) (S) 8 .5 0 T r a d e S e c r e t s . (R) (C) (S) 9 .0 0 In v a s io n . N ew se r ie s . (C) 1 0 .0 0 H a v e I G o t N e w s fo r Y o u . (R) (S) 1 0 .3 0 A a a g h I It’ s th e M r H e l l S h o w . N ew se r ie s . S k e tch show. (C)


1 0 .5 5 R o c k P ro f ile . S p o o f interview. (C) 11.25 R e x th e R u n t . N ew se r ie s . (C) (S)


11.35 N e v e r M in d t h e B u z z c o c k s . W ith R ic k y Tom lin so n . (R) (C) (S)


1 2 .0 5 'O r rib le . (R) (C) (S) 1 2 .3 5 Late r with J o o ls H o l la n d . W ith P u lp . (R ) (C ) 1 .3 5 C lo s e . 2 .0 0 B B C L e a rn in g Z o n e .


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6 .0 0 W id eW o r ld . (R) (T) (S) 6 .30 D a p p le d ow n Fa rm . (R) (S) 6 .5 5 P lo n s te rs . (R) 7 .0 0 B e a c h ­ c om b e r B a y. (R) (S) 7 .3 0 M ilk sh a k e l (S) 7 .3 5 T ic k le , P a tc h an d F r ie n d s . (S) 8.0 0 T h e B e g in ­ n e r ’s B ib le . (R ) (S ) 8 .3 0 T in t in . (R ) ( S ) 9 .0 0 Tiger, Tiger. (T) (S) 9 .25 T h e M o le . (R) (T) (S) 10.30 C o re N ew s . (S) 10.35 T h e B ig Qu e s t io n . (S) 11.05 M ira c le s of Faith. (R) (S) 11.35 T h e M o v ie C h a r t Sh ow . (R) (S) 1 2 .0 5 W ild life P h o ­ t o g r a p h e r . (R) (T ) (S ) 1 2 .3 5 5 N e w s a t Lu n ch t im e . (T) (S) 1 2 .4 5 F ILM : A r row in the D u s t (1 9 5 4 ) . W e s te rn a d v e n tu re , s ta r r in g


S te r lin g H a y d e n . (T) 2.1 5 E x c lu s iv e . (S) 2.4 0


F a m i ly A f f a i r s . (T ) (S ) 4 .5 5 F I L M : T h e G o o n ie s (1985). C h ild re n ’s adven tu re, starring C o re y F e ldm a n a n d M a r th a P limpton. (T) 7 .0 0 5 N e w s a n d S p o r t . H e a d lin e s . (T) (S) 7 .3 0 M o t o r s p o r t M a x . M a g a z in e g o in g beh in d the s c e n e s at major e vents . (S)


8 .0 0 T h e M o le . T h e c o n te s ta n ts co n t in u e to b a t t le aw a y in th e g am e sh ow , a ll the w h ile aw a re that the se c o n d p a rt ic ­ ip a n t is a b o u t to lo s e o u t o n th e c h a n c e of winning; (T) (S) 5 N ew s .


9.0 0 F ILM : S to rm (T VM 1999). R e s o u r c e ­


ful m e te o ro lo g is t L u k e P e r ry r is k s h is n e c k to sa v e L o s A n g e le s from a m a n ­ m a d e hu rr ican e sp re a d in g d e vas tat ion in its w a k e . A c t io n thriller, a ls o starr ing Mar t in S h e e n ; (T) 5 N ew s Late.


10.50 M u r d e r D e t e c t iv e s : C a s e F i le s . U s in g p la n t s a n d s o i l a s e v id e n c e in the hunt for mu rde re rs . (T) (S)


11.50 A r r e s t a n d T r ia l. (T) (S) 12.20 Live Major Le ag u e B aseball. G am e two of


the World S e r ie s . (S) 4.00 N H L Ice Hockey. (S)


serious assault. He also explores the ingenious — and sometimes bizarre — ways in which the British have man­ aged to fend off would-be occupiers, and argues that the fear of invasion lies deep within the British psyche.


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5.55 T h e M a g ic R o u n da b o u t . (R) (T) 6.15 P ip p i L o n g s to c k in g . (R ) (T) 6.40 B lu e ’s C lu e s . (R) (T) 7.05 T h e H o o b s . (R ) (T) 7.30 C a tD o g . (R) (T) 8.00 T h e Inve s t ig a ­ to rs . (T) 8.30 O n e W o r ld . (T) 9.00 T 4 : B lu n t a t lp . (T) 9.30 T4: P o pw o r ld . 10.30 T4: H o lly o a k s . (T) 12.05 T4: FA N a t ic . (T) 12.35 T4: M o d e l B e h a v io u r . (R) (T) 1.10 T 4 : M o d e l B e h a v io u r . (R ) (T ) 1.45 T 4 : W e s t l i fe L iv e in C o n c e r t . (T) 3.20 F ILM : A n g e ls O n e F iv e (1953). (T) (bw) 5.05 s t a r g a t e SG-1. T h e le a rn a re


m is ta k e n for s a ta n 's d em o n s . (T)


6.00 S c r a p h e a p C h a l le n g e . Tw o more te am s g ra p p le to try a n d c re a te m o n s te r m in e sw e e p e rs . (T)


7 .00 E x t in c t . T h e life a n d d em is e of the C o lom b ia n mammo th . (R) (T)


7.3 0 C h a n n e l 4 N ew s . (T) 8.00 E q u in o x S p e c ia l : B io - T e r r o r . R ep o rt on germ warfare, revealin g startling fac ts about the production of the an th ra x ba cte r ia . (T)


9 .0 0 E l i z a b e t h . T h e q u e e n f a c e s a n ew threat. L a s t in s e r ie s . (R) (T)


10.00 F I L M : L o c k , S t o c k a n d T w o S m o k in g B a r r e l s (1998). P r e ­


miere. S ty lish thriller, s tarr ing N ick M o ra n a n d J a s o n Statham. (T)


1 2 .0 5 F o o tb a ll Italia. 1 .1 0 W re s t lin g . (T) 2.0 0 F ILM : Brigh ton R o c k (1947). (T) (bw) 3 .3 5 C h e q u e r e d F la g . 4 .3 0 M o to r s p o r t o n 4: T V R T u s c a n s . 4 .5 5 T r ia th lo n C u p . (R) (T) 5.2 0 C o u n td ow n . (R) (T) (S)


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5 .3 0 ITV M o rn in g N ew s . 6 .0 0 G M T V . 6.0 0 N ew s 6 .10 T h e R e v iew . 6 .4 5 T h e S u n d a y P ro g ram m e . 7 .4 5 P o k em o n . 8 .0 5 D iggit . 9 .25 C ITV ; H ow 2. 9 .4 0 F e tch the Vet. (T) 1 0 .0 0 T h e A rk . (T) 1 0 .3 0 M y F a v o u r ite H ym n s . (R) (T) (S) 11.00 S u n d a y Morning. (T) (S) 1 2 .0 0 T h a t ’s Es th e r. (T) 1 2 .3 0 T h e S u n d a y S u p p lem e n t . 1.0 0 Jo n a th a n D im- bleby. (T) (S) 2 .0 0 G ra n a d a N ew s ; W e a th ­ er. (T) 2 .0 5 S to rm F o rce . (R) (S) 2 .2 5 T h e P la n e t ’ s F u n n ie s t A n im a ls . 2 .5 0 F I LM : S c a ram o u c h e (1952). F re n c h R e v o lu t io n dram a, S tew a r t G ra n g e r sta rs . (T)


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S o c c e r S u n d a y . G r a n a d a N ew s ; W eather . (T) A n im a l W a t c h . H ow th e z o o h a s co p e d in the ten -w e ek c lo su re d u e to the fo ot-and-mou lh c ris is . (R) (T) ITV N ew s ; W eather . (T) T h e S k e t c h S h o w . Q u ic k - f i r e g a g s a n d sh a rp com e d y s k e tch e s , featu ring the za n y ta len ts of R o n n i A n c o n a , L e e M a c k , J im T a v a re , K a re n Ta y lo r a n d T im Vin e . N e w Y o u 'v e B e e n F r am e d ! L is a R i le y p r e s e n t s a n e w s e r ie s o f h o m e - v id e o h o w le r s a n d r ib ­ t ic k l in g c a m c o r d e r c a la m i t ie s , featu ring a su rp r ise for a m em b e r o f th e a u d ie n c e a n d m u s ic a l p e r fo rm a n ce s in the s ty le of R ic k y Mar t in a n d R o lf H a r ris . (T) (S) C o ro n a t io n S t re e t . G e e n a ’s s u s ­ p ic io n s a re a ro u s e d w h e n fu tu re m o th e r - in - law U rm ila in v ite s h e r ou t fo r lu n ch , w h ile J im m y S y k e s tu rn s u p th e h e a t o n M ik e , a n d L e s d e c id e s to s h o w J a n ic e h e d o e s kn ow how to treat a lady. (T) H e a r t b e a t . N e w s e r ie s o f th e rural p o lice dram a, s tarr ing J a s o n D u r r a n d C la r e C a lb r a i th . M ik e s t r u g g le s to d e a l w ith h is w i f e 's d e p a r t u r e , b u t f in d s a s h o u ld e r to c ry o n , w h ile V e rn o n m a k e s a startling disco ve ry . (T) (S) M y U n c le S i l a s . N e w d r a m a s e r ie s b a s e d o n th e ta le s b y H E B a te s , s ta r r in g A lb e r t F in n e y a s lo v a b le ro g u e U n c le S i la s — a w a yw a rd w om a n is e r w h o n e v e r tu r n s d o w n a d ro p o f c o w s l ip w ine. W ith S u e Jo h n s to n . (T) (S) 2D T V . A n im a te d sa t irica l sh ow tak­ ing a s id e sw ip e at p o lit ic ia n s an d p e rso n a lit ie s in the new s . (T) ITV W e e k e n d N ew s ; Weather. (T) G r a n a d a W e a th e r . T a r ra n t o n T V . C h r is Tar rant c o n ­ t in u e s h is t o n g u e - in - c h e e k overview of global television. (T) (S) T h e S o u th B a n k S h ow . A y e a r in the life of British s cu lp to r R a c h a e l W h ite re a d, w h o m a d e h e r n am e in 1 9 9 3 with a c o n t ro v e rs ia l p ro je c t e n t it le d H o u s e — th e c o n c r e te c a s t of a L o n d o n buildin g. (T) (S)


1 2 .0 0 A lp h a : W ill it C h a n g e T h e ir L iv e s ?


(T) 1 .00 T h e W e b R e v iew . (S) 1.3 0 Ro ar; (R) (T) (S) IT V N ew s . 2 .2 5 D a n c e 2 0 0 0 . R) 3 .20 T r ish a . (R) (T) (S) 4 .2 0 C yb e rn et;


(R) (S) ITV N ew s . 4 .4 5 ITV Nigh ts c re e n . YORKSHIRE


1 2 .3 0 C a le n d a r P ic k o f th e W e e k 2 .0 0 N ew s 5 .3 0 N ew s a n d S p o r t 5.4 5 F ra n c e s H e a le y ’ s B ig D a y O u t l 1 0 .2 9 L o c a l W e a th e r 2.2 5 S a n g h a r sh 4 .5 0 Jo b f in d e r


The 13th Warrior, Sky Moviomax, 8.00pm. A much-troubled adventure from the creators of Die Hard and Ju ra s sic Park. Antonio Ban­ deras plays Arab courtier Ahmad Ibn Fadlan who learns he has been enlisted to combat a te r ro r th a t s la u g h te r s th e V ik in g s an d devours their flesh. Life behind the s cen e s was almost a s frantic a s those depicted m front of th e len s . M cT ie rn a n c la sh e d with project creator Michael Crichton and when the latter took over the final cut, the director went off to make The Thomas Crown Affair.


SKY PREMIER


6.10 The Lost Leprechaun (PG) (1998) 7.50 Gideon (PG) (2000) 9.35 Movie News 10.35 Bicentennial Man (PG) (2000) 12.45 Oklahoma! (PG) (1999) 3.40 Scooby Doo and the Alien Invaders (U) (2000) 4.55 Bicentennial Man (PG) (2000) Starring Robin Williams. 7.05 Pokemon: The First Movie (PG) (1999) 9.00 Three Kings (15) (1999) 11.00 Big Daddy (12) (1999) 12.35 Mansfield Pork (15) (1999) 2.30 Henry Fool (18) (1998) 4.50 Pokemon: The First Movie (PG)


SKY MOVIEMAX


6.00 Donee With Me (PG) (1998) 8.10 Young Ivonhoe (PG) (1995) 9.45 Hercules and Xeno: The Battle for Mount Olympus (U) (1998) 11.10 Woman with a Past (PG) (1992) 12.45 The Color of Love (PG) (2000) 2.20 Dance With Mo (PG) (1998) Dance drama. 4.30 Young Ivanhoe (PG) (1995) With Stacy Keach. 6.05 Hercules and Xena: The Battle tor Mount Olympus (U) (1998) Animated adventure. 7.30 Maxvlow 8.00 The 13th Warrior (15) (1999) Starring Antonio Banderas. 9.45 Conon tho Barbarian (15) (1982) 11.55 Ator: Tho Fighting Eoglo (PG) (1983) Starring Mites O'KoeHo. 1.30 Knock Otf (18) (1998) 3.05 Sweet Angel Mine (18) (1995) 4.35 Tho Color of Lovo (PG) (2000)


SKY CINEMA


6.00 13 Wost Street (PG) (1962) 7.30 Sorrowful Jones (U) (1949) 9.30 The Redhead end the Cowboy (PG)


(1951) 11.00 The Big Clock (PG) (1948) 12.35 13 West Streot (PG) (1962)


2.00 Tho Poseidon


Adventure (PG) (1972) Disaster drama. 4.00 Bite tho Bullet (PG) (1975) Western. 6.10 Tho Big Clock (PG) (1948) Thriller. 8.00 Every Which Way But Loose (15) (1978) Starring Clint Eastwood. 10.00 Any Which Way You Can (15) (1980)


Starring Clint Eastwood. 11.55 High Heels (18) (1991) Starring Victoria


Abril. 1.55 Blood and Concrete: A Love Story (18) (1991) 3.35 The Poseidon Adventure (PG) (1972)


SKY ONE


5.00 Beach Patrol. 6.00 Hour ol Power. 7.00 Roswell Conspiracies. 7.30 Pokemon. 8.00 What About Mimi? 8.30 Max Steel. 9.00 Pokemon. 9.30 Yu-Gi-Oh! 10.00 Futurama. 10.30 The Simpsons. 11.00 World Wrostling. 12.00 World Wrestling. 1.00 Xena: Warrior Princess. 2.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nino. 3.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. 4.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.00 Mutant X. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 Malcolm In the Middle. 7.30 The Simpsons. 8.00


Dream Team. 9.00 Klrsty's Home Videos.10.00Temptationlsland.11.00


Crash Palace. 12.00 South Park. 12.30 South Park. 1.00 Andromeda. 1.50 Dream Team. 2.40 Crash Palace. 3.30 Star Trek: Deep Space Nino. 4.20 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Aerobics Oz Style. 6.30 Spanish Football. 8.00 German Football. 9.30 Jimmy Hill's Sunday Supplement. 11.00 Goals on Sunday. 1.30 Jimmy Hill's Sunday Supplement. 3.00 Live Super Sunday Football. Derby County v Chelsea. 6.30 Live Spanish Football. 9.00 Football Special. 10.00 World Wrestling Federation: Excess. 11.45 Football Special. 12.45 Sky Sports Classics. 1.00 World Wrestling . 2.45 Football. 4.45 Close.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Watersports World. 7.00 Aerobics Oz Style. 7.30 Drag Racing. 8.00 US Golf. 10.00 Seniors Golf. 12.00 Seniors Tennis. 2.00 Rugby Union. 4.30 Drag Racing. 5.00 Seniors Tennis. 7.00 Live Darts. Tho linal ol the World Grand Prix. 10.00 Rugby Union. 12.30 Drag Racing. 1.00 European Golf. 3.00 Close.


SKY SPORTS 3


9.30 Saturday Fight Night. 12.00 Live European Golf. 4.00 Surfing. 5.00


Action Sport. 5.30 World Sport Special. 6.00 Europoan Goll. 8.00 Live


US Goll. The Buick Challenge. 10.00 Seniors Golf. 12.00 World Windsuriing. 1.00 Close.


EUROSPORT


7.00 Skiing. 8.00 Adventure. 9.00 World Cup Football. 10.00 Marathon. Tho Frankfurt City Marathon. 12.30 Women’s Tennis. 1.00 Live Women’s Tennis. Tho Generali Ladies Linz. 3.00 Live Tennis. The Davidotl Swiss Indoors. 5.45 Tennis. 6.45 US Sports News. 7.00 NASCAR. 8.00 CART. 10.00 British Eurosport News. 10.15 All Sports. 10.45 Skiing. 12.00 US Sports News. 12.15 British Eurosporl News. 12.30 Fencing. 2.15 British Eurosport News. 2.30 Close.


UK GOLD 6.00 The A-Team. 7.00 Neighbours.


8.00 Blake's 7. 9.05 Doctor Who. 11.00 Tho A-Toam. 12.00 Adventures ol Superman. 1.00 The Good Lite. I.


3.45 Oh Baby. 4.15 Oh Baby. 4.45 FILM: My Breast. 6.35 Exposure. 6.40 Ricki Lake. 7.30 The Filth Wheel. 8.00 Crossing Over. 8.30 The Filth Wheel. 9.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. 10.00 Jerry Springer Uncut. 10.50 Jerry Springer Uncut. 11.35 Crossing Over. 12.00 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction. 1.00 Ricki Lake. 1.50 Entertainment Nowl 2.00 Screenshop.


GRANADA PLUS


6.00 Hawaii Five-O. 7.00 Plus on Plus. 7.30 Batman. 8.00 A Fino Romance.


0.30 In Loving Memory. 9.00 Rumpole ol tho Bailey. 10.00 Emmordale. 11.00 Faith in the Future. 11.30 Plus on Plus. 12.00 In Loving Memory. 12.30 On the Buses. 1.00 Poirot. 3.00 Classic Coronation Streot. 5.30 Faith in tho Future. 6.00 Rumpole of the Bailey. 7.00 Tales of tho Unexpected. 7.30 Strango But True Encounters. 8.00 Agatha Christie's. 10.00 Inspector Wexford. 11.00 Bullsoye. 11.30 Who Do You Do? 12.00 Stay Lucky. 1.00 Tales of the Unexpected. 1.30 Tales of the Unexpected. 2.00 Close.


SCI-FI


8.00 Amazing Stories. 8.30 Cybernet. 9.00 Fantasy Island. 10.00 The Bionic Woman. 11.00 Wonder Woman. 12.00 FILM: Metropolis. 2.15 FILM: Teen Wolf. 4.00 Sir Arthur Conon Doyle's The Lost World. 5.00 Sir Arthur Conan


Doyle's Tho Lost World. 6.00 Cybernet. 6.30 SF:UK. 7.00 Earth: Final Conflict. 8.00 Now and Again. 9.00 Sliders. 9.55 thomazehouso.tv. 10.00 Poltergeist: Tho Legacy. 11.00 Poltergeist: The Legacy. 11.55 themazohouse.tv. 12.00 Twin Peaks. 1.00 Twin Peaks. 2.00 FILM: Saturn 3. 3.40 Glimpse. 4.00 Shop America.


BBC CHOICE 40 Bread. 2.20 Last ol Ihe Summer


Wine. 3.00 Open All Hours. 3.40 The Bill. 6.00 Adventures ol Superman.


7.00 2point4 Children. 7.40 Keeping Up Appearances. 8.20 Only Fools and Horses. 9.00 Blackadder II. 9.40 Blackadder II. 10.20 Fawlty Towors. I I .


05 Let Thom Eat Cake. 11.45


Casually. 12.45 Silent Witness. 2.50 Blackadder II. 3.25 Fawlty Towers. 4.00 Live at Jongleurs. 4.30 FILM: Carpool. Starring Tom Arnold.


LIVINGTV


6.00 Oh Baby. 6.30 Oh Baby. 7.00 Tiny and Crew. 7.25 Little Antics. 7.30 Barney and Friends. 8.05 Wizadora. 8.15 Katie and Orbie. 8.45 Rosie and Jim. 9.05 Petals. 9.10 Mumble Bumble. 9.20 The Blobs. 9.30 Barney and Friends. 10.00 Peak Practice. 11.00 Soldier. Soldier. 12.00 Exposure. 12.30 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction. 1.30 FILM: Roman Holiday.


6.00 Magic Moments. 6.30 CBBC on Choice. 6.30 Tolotubbies. 7.10 The Fiddloy Foodie Bird. 7.20 Enchanted Lands. 7.30 Tweenies. 7.50 Tweenies. 8.10 Mr Bonn. 8.25 Tho Little Polar Bear. 8.30 Playdays. 8.50 Mortimer and Arabol. 9.05 ChuckloVision. 9.25 Wiggly Park. 9.30 CBBC on Choice. 12.30 CBBC on Choice. 3.30 CBBC on Choice. 6.30 Magic Moments. 7.00 EastEndors. 8.00 Patsy Palmer’s Real EastEndors. 8.30 Closure. 9.00 LA Pool Party. 9.45 The Practice. 10.30 Absolutely Fabulous. 11.00 Jonathan Ross — Stopl Kung Fu. 11.30 Stupid Punts. 12.00 Tinsel Town. 12.30 LA Pool Party. 1.15 Closure. 1.45 Sex, Warts and All. 2.00 Close.


ITV 2 9.25 Crossroads. 11.15 Chart Choice.


11.25 Who Wants To Be a Millionaire? 12.25 YAGNA: Fire and Fashion Extravaganza. 12.55 CD UK. 1.55 Felicity. 2.45 Felicity. 3.35 Coronation Street. 6.30 Soap Fever. 7.30 Rich and Famous. 8.00 Giants. 8.30 Giants. 9.00 Dark Ages. 9.30 Groat Escapes. 10.00 Coronation Street. 10.30 Sam’s Game. 11.00 Rich and Famous Uncut. 12.00 Fortune Hunter. 12.50 The Incredible Hulk. 1.50 Ghost Stories. 2.20 Time Life Music. 3.05 Close.


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5 .55 B a g p u s s . (R) (T) 6.05 T h e H o o b s . (T) 6 .3 5 B lu e ’s C lu e s . (R) (T) 7 .0 0 T r ia th lo n C u p . 7 .3 0 O f f s h o r e P o w e rb o a t in g . (T) 8 .0 0 T r a n s W o r ld S p o r t . (T) 9 .0 0 T h e M o r n in g L in e . 1 0 .0 0 F o o t b a l l I ta l ia . 1 1 .0 0 M o to r s p o r t o n 4: T h e P ow e r to u r . (T ) 1 2 .0 0 X - F i r e . (R ) (T ) 1 .0 0 L i t t le H o u s e o n the P ra ir ie . (R) (T) 1 .55 R a c in g f rom D o n c a s t e r a n d K e m p t o n P a r k . R a c e s a t 2 .0 5 , 2 .2 0 , 2 .3 5 , 3 .0 5 , 3 .2 5 , 3.4 0 an d 4.15. (T) 4 .35 B ro o k s id e . (T) 6.3 0 C h a n n e l 4 N ew s . (T) 7 .0 0 T h e S e v e n W o n d e r s o f t h e W o r ld . In the f inal p ro g ram m e of the s e r ie s , J o h n R om e r e x p lo re s the E g yp t ia n p y ramid s . (R) (T)


8.0 0 W a r o n T r ia l . J o n S n o w a n d a s t u d io a u d ie n c e d e b a t e th e W e s t ’s w a r a g a in s t terrorism, a s k ­ in g w h e th e r a n y a l te rn a t iv e s to military a c t io n a re a v a ila b le . (T)


9 .00 H e r o e s o f C o m e d y . L o o k in g at the c a re e r of L e s D aw so n . (R) (T)


10.00 Top Ten TV. T h e sm a ll s c re e n ’s mo s t f ie n d ish v illa in s . (T)


11.40 B ig S h o t s . G a n g s te r m o v ie s . (T) 1 2 .4 5 T h e B re e d e r s ’ C u p . (T) 1 .15 L o s t. (T) 2 .1 5 (G M T ) 4 L a te r : (G M T ) M o n d o M a ca b ro : W o r ld 's W e ird e s t M o v ie s . 2.4 5 F ILM : B lo o d of the V irg in s (1967). A rg e n ­ tinian horror, s tarring R ic a rd o B a u le o . (T) 4 .0 0 H is M o th e r ’ s V o ic e . (R ) (T) 4 .1 5 C o u n td ow n . (R) (T) (S) 5 .0 0 4 L e a rn in g . 5 .0 0 B la b b e r M ou th a n d S t ic k y B e a k .


Parkinson, BBC1, 10.10pm. This week’s guest, Cherilyn Sarkasian LaPierre — Cher to her legion of fans — looks like a million dollars. Some reports claim that’s how much she’s had to pay the plastic surgeon over the years. But the actress-singer always maintains that the only parts of her to go under the knife were her nose, teeth and breasts (the latter were lifted, rather than enlarged.) The rest of her is a testament to diet, exercise and healthy living. Here, she tells Parky about her life and performs live in the studio.


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Stephen Fry and Larry Hagman, best known for play­ ing nasty JR in Eighties soap Dallas, also drops in for a chat, while soul star Gabrielle sings her latest release.


CHANNEL 4


5 .3 0 ITV M o rn in g N ew s . 6 .00 G M T V . 6.00 O o o b e r ry T e lly . 7 .1 0 D ig g it . 9 .2 5 S M T V L iv e . (S) 11.30 C D U K . (T) (S) 1 2 .3 0 O n the B a ll. (T) 1 .20 ITV New s ; W e a th e r . (T) 1 .2 5 G r a n a d a N ew s ; W e a th e r . (T) 1 .3 0 C a r to o n T im e . 1 .3 5 Y o u n g H e r c u le s . (T) (S ) 2 .0 5 F I L M : M is te r R o b e r t s (1 9 5 5 ) . J o h n F o r d ’ s W o r ld W a r T w o c o m e d y d ram a fo llowing a N a v y lieu ten an t a b oa rd a c a rg o sh ip w h o y e a rn s to s e e m ilita ry a c t io n . S ta r r in g H e n ry F o n d a a n d J am e s C a g n e y . (T) (S) 4 .2 0 T h e G o a l R u sh . (T) 5 .05 P u l l in g P o w e r . M o to r in g m a g a ­ z in e , fe a tu r in g t e s t - d r iv e s a n d p ro f ile s of anything o n w h e e ls .


5.1 0 G r a n a d a N ew s ; W eather . (T)


5.2 0 ITV N ew s ; W eather . (T) 5 .30 C h a l le n g e o f a L ife t im e . A L e e d s w om a n w ith a fe a r o f e n c lo s e d s p a c e s is g iv e n th e c h a n c e to c o n f r o n t h e r w o r s t n ig h tm a r e in a g r u e l l in g tw o - h o u r p o t - h o lin g c h a l le n g e th ro u g h n a r row c a v e s d e e p un dergrou nd. (T)


6 .0 0 P o p Id o l. O n th e s e c o n d d a y of re c a lls at the C r ite r io n T h e a t re in Lon don , tem p e rs f larewhen ju d g e s S im o n C ow e ll, D r Fo x , N ick i C h a p ­ m a n a n d P e te W a te rm a n c a n ’ t a g re e o n the f inal 5 0 to g o throu gh to the a u d ie n c e vote. (T) (S)


7 .0 0 T h e P r e m ie r s h ip . D e sm o n d L yn am p re se n ts a ct ion from C h a r l­ ton A th le t ic v L iv e rp o o l, w h e re the M e rs e y s id e c lu b will b e h o p in g to c o n t in u e th e ir s te a d y r is e u p the ta b le , a n d A r s e n a l ’s t r ic k y trip to th e S t a d iu m o f L ig h t to fa c e S u n d e r la n d . P lu s , k e y m om e n ts f rom th e t ra n s -P e n n in e d e rb y a t O ld T ra f fo rd , w h e re M a n c h e s te r U nited entertain p re ten d e rs to their P rem ie rsh ip c row n L e e d s U nited. T e r ry V e n a b le s a n d A l ly M c C o is t offer their e xp e r t o pinion. (T)


8 10 Who W a n t s T o B e a M i l l io n a ir e ? C h r is T a r ra n t h o s t s th e b ig -p r iz e g am e s h ow in w h ich c o n te s ta n ts attempt to a n sw e r 15 co n se cu t iv e q u e s t io n s to win £1 million. (T) (S)


9 .25 T h e F r a n k S k in n e r S h o w . T h e c h e e k y c o m ic c h a t s to m o r e ce le b r it ie s g am e for a laugh. (T)


1 0 .0 5 F I LM : L a s t A c t io n H e r o (1 9 9 3 ) . A rn o ld S c h w a r z e n e g g e r p la y s a m o v ie c h a r a c t e r w h o s t e p s


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11.15 ITV W e e k e n d N ew s ; W eather . (T) 11.29 G r a n a d a W e a th e r . 11.30 F I LM : L a s t A c t io n H e r o (1 9 9 3 ) . C o n c lu s io n of the adventure. (T) (S)


1 2.45 T h e P r em ie r s h ip ; (R) ITV N ew s . 1 .1 5 (G M T ) 1 9 8 8 F o r e v e r . 2 .1 0 W h e n S tu n ts G o B a d . (R) (S) 2.55 D ial-a-D a te . (R) (S) 3 .2 0 M ixm a s - ters. (S) 3 .45 B o x O f f ice Am e r ica ; (R) (S) ITV N ew s H e a d lin e s . 4.1 0 W o r ld S po rt . (R) 4 .3 5 W o r ld F o o t ­ ball. (R) 5 .00 ITV Nigh ts c re e n .


YORKSHIRE


1.25 C a le n d a r N ew s 5 .0 5 C a le n d a r N ew s a n d S p o r t 11.29 W e a th e r 5 .00 Jo b f in d e r


G la d ia to r , S k y P rem ie r , 8.00 pm . R u s s e l l Crowe is on Oscar-winning form in Ridley Scott’s unmissable historical epic - one of the best premieres of the year. The dying Emper­ or (Richard Harris) names Maximus (Crowe) as his su ccessor - a decision that angers his son. Maximus is sent away to be killed, his fam ily murdered and he r is e s through the ranks in the Roman arena as a gladiator bent on revenge. Djimon Hounsou, Oliver Reed (in his la s t performance) and Con n ie N ie lsen


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also star in this fantastic adventure. SKY PREMIER


6.00 The Shaggy DA (U) (1976) 8.00 Superman (PG) (1978) 10.25 Grizzly Falls (PG) (1999) 12.05 The Shaggy DA (U) (1976) 1.40 What


About Bob? (PG) (1991) 3.20 Superman (PG) (1978) 5.45 Grizzly Falls (PG) (1999) 7.30 Preview Show Claire Grogan previews new movie Dick. 8.00 Gladiator (15) (2000) Premiere. Oscar-winning drama, starring Russell Crowe. 10.35 Blue Streak (12) (1999) Comedy, starring Martin Lawrence. 12.10 Gladiator (15) (2000) 1.45 (GMT) Election (15) (1999) 3.30 The Mythology of Star Wars 4.30 What About Bob? (PG) (1991)


SKY MOVIEMAX


6.00 Gleaming the Cube (PG) (1988) 7.50 Avalanche (PG) (1998) 9.40


Straight Talk (PG) (1992) 11.15 A Thousand Heroes (PG) (1992) 12.50


Hot Shots! (PG) (1991) 2.20 Same River Twice (U) (1996) 3.50 Gleaming the Cube (PG) (1988) 5.40 Avalanche (PG) (1998) High-altitude thriller, starring Thomas Ian Griffith. 7.30 Hot Shots! (PG) (1991) Top Gun spoof, starring Charlie Sheen. 9.00 The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear (15) (1991) Slapstick comedy sequel, starring Leslie Nielsen. 10.30 Passenger 57 (15) (1992) Thriller, with Wesley Snipes. 12.00 Bad Karma (18) (2001) 1.35 Tom Clancy’s Netforce (15) (1999) 2.00 (GMT) A Night at the Roxbury (15) (1998) 3.25 Same River Twice (U) (1998) 4.55 Movie News


SKY CINEMA


6.00 Rock Around the Clock (U) (1956) 7.20 Doc Savage, The Man of Bronze (PG) (1975) 9.00 Pony Express (U) (1953) 11.00 An Affair to Remember (U) (1957) 1.00 Doc Savage, The Man of Bronze (PG) (1975) 3.00 Pony Express (U) (1953) 5.00 The Longest Day (PG) (1962) World War Two adventure, starring Richard Burtom 8.00 Twilight Zone: The Movie (15) (1983) Creepy compilation, starring John Lithgow. 10.00 The Outlaw Josey Wales (18) (1976) Western, starring Clint Eastwood. 12.15 Christine (18) (1983) 1.05 (GMT)


Boyz N the Hood (15) (1991) 3.00 An A f fa ir to Remember (U) (1957)


SKY ONE


5.10 Oprah Winfrey. 6.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 7.00 Roswell Conspiracies. 7.30 Pokemon. 8.00 What About Mimi? 8.30 Max Steel. 9.00 Pokemon. 9.30 Yu-Gi-Oh! 10.00 Futurama. 10.30 The Simpsons. 11.00 Wrestling. 1.00 Wrestling. 2.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. 4.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.00 Vampire High. 5.30 Roswell High. 6.30 The Simpsons. 8.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 8.30 Friends. 9.00 Angel. 10.00 Dark Angel. 11.00 The Villa. 12.00 Wrestling. 1.50 Friends. 1.15 (GMT) The Villa. 2.05 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. 3.45 Americas Dumbest Criminals. 4.10 Beach Patrol.


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THE 2001 New | Zealand sauvi- gnon blancs are just beginning to trickle in, provid­ ing another good vintage and, thankfully, a con­ siderably bigger crop than last


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 90 Minutes. 7.30 Racing News. 8.00 World Wrestling Federation: Classics. 9.00 Soccer AM. 11.30 Live Football Special. Manchester United v Leeds United. 2.30 Soccer Saturday. 5.30 Live Scottish Football. Livingston v Rangers. 7.45 Live Saturday Fight Night. Ricky Hatton v Justin Rowsell. Coverage continues on Sky Sports Extra. 10.00 Football Special. 10.30 Wrestling. 12.25 Classic Premiership: Managers. 12.30 Scottish Football. 1.30 (GMT) Spanish Football. 4.00 Wrestling. 4.55 Classic Premiership: Managers. 5.00 Max Power.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Sports Unlimited. 7.00 Aerobics Oz Style. 7.30 Ringside. 8.30 Racing News. 9.00 US Golf. 12.00 Max Power. 1.00 World Sport Special. 1.30 World Motor Sports. 4.00 Live Rugby. Natal Sharks v Western Province. 6.30 Football Special. 7.00 Live Darts. 11.00 Rugby Union. 1.30 Saturday Fight Night. 4.00 (GMT) Football Special. 4.30 Rugby Union.


SKY SPORTS 3


7.30 Rallycross. 8.30 Irish Football. 9.00 NFL: Weekly Review. 10.00 Rugby League. 12.00 Live European


Golf. The third round of the Open De Madrid. 4.00 World Yachting. 4.30 NFL: Weekly Review. 5.30 Karting. 6.00 Triathlon. 7.00 European Golf. 9.00 Live US Golf. Buick Challenge. 11.00 Seniors Golf. 1.00 Close.


EUROSPORT


7.30 Extreme Sports. 8.00 Cliff Diving. 8.30 Women's Tennis. 9.45 World Cup Football. 11.45 Live Tennis. The Stockholm Open. 1.30 Live Women's Tennis. The Generali Ladies Linz. 4.00 Live Tennis. The Davidoff Swiss Indoors. 8.30 Boxing. 10.00 News. 10.15 World Cup Football. 11.15 Skiing. 12.15 Women's Tennis. 12.45 Fencing. 2.00 (GMT) News. 2.15 Close.4.00 Live CART. The Honda Indy 300.


UK GOLD


5.05 Ask the Family. 5.30 Ask the Family. 6.00 Dad's Army. 6.40 Neighbours. 8.00 Blake’s 7. 9.05 Doctor Who. 11.00 The A-Toam. 12.00 Superman. 1.00 The Good Life. 1.40 Bread. 2.20 Last of the Summer Wine. 3.00 Open All Hours. 3.40 The Bill. 6.00 Superman. 7.00 Lee Evans: So What Now? 7.40 Keeping Up Appearances. 8.20 Only Fools and Horses. 9.00 Men Behaving Badly. 1.00 Only Fools and Horses. 1.40 Open All Hours. 1.15 (GMT) Keeping


Up Appearances. 1.45 Only Fools and Horses. 2.30 Men Behaving Badly. 3.50 Live at Jongteurs. 4.20 FILM: Stagecoach. Western.


UV1NGTV


6 00 Real Holiday. 6.30 My Wife and Kids 7.00 Tiny and Crew. 7.25 Little


Antics. 7.30 Barney and Friends. 8.05


Wizadora. 8.15 Katie and Orbie. 8.45 Rosie and Jim. 9.05 Petals. 9.10 Mumble Bumble. 9.20 The Btobs. 9.30


Barney. 10.00 Home and Away. 12.00 Fifth Wheel. 12.30 FILM: A Woman Named Jackie. 3.20 Entertainment Now' 3.30 Will and Grace. 4.00 Will and Grace. 4.30 FILM: Murder at 75 Birch. 6.20 Ricki Lake. 7.10 Maury Povich. 8.00 Crossing Over. 8.30 Exposure. 9.00 Charmed. 10.00 Jerry Springer Uncut. 11.35 The Fifth Wheel. 12 00 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction. 1.00 Ricki Lake. 1.50 Charmed. 1.35 (GMT) Women Talk Sex. 1.55 Exposure. 2.00 Screenshop.


GRANADA PLUS


6.00 Mission: Impossible. 7.00 Plus on Plus. 7.30 Batman. 8.00 A Fine Romance. 8.30 Mind Your Language. 9.00 Hogan's Heroes. 9.30 The Lovers. 10.00 The Dukes of Hazzard. 11.00 Hawaii Five-O. 12.00 The Protectors. 6.00 Hawaii Five-O. 7.00 Fame. 8.00 Poirot. 10.00 The Equalizer. 11.00 Hawaii Five-O. 12.00 Stay Lucky. 1.00 The Equalizer.


SCI-FI


8.00 Amazing Stories. 9.00 Fantasy Island. 10.00 The Bionic Woman. 11.00 Wonder Woman. 12.00 Twilight Zone. 2.00 Sightings. 3.00 Sightings. 4.00 seaQuest 2032. 5.00 seaQuest DSV. 6.00 Earth 2. 7.00 Space. 8.00 FILM: Teen Wolf. 9.40 Glimpse. 9.55 themazehouse.tv. 10.00 FILM: Lord of Illusions. 11.55 themazehouse.tv. 12.00 FILM: Armageddon. 1.20 FILM: (GMT) Appleseed. 2.35 Cybernet. 3.00 Shop America.


BBC CHOICE


6.00 Magic Moments. 6.30 CBBC on Choice. 6.30 Teletubbies. 7.10 The Fiddiey Foodie Bird. 7.20 Enchanted Lands. 7.30 Tweenies. 7.50 Tweenies. 8.10 Mr Benn. 8.25 The Little Polar Bear. 8.30 Playdays. 8.50 Mortimer and Arabel. 9.05 ChuckleVision. 9.25 Wiggly Park. 9.30 CBBC on Choice. 12.30 CBBC on Choice. 3.30 CBBC on Choice. 6.30 Magic Moments. 7.00 EastEnders. 8.00 The Weakest Link. 8.45 Posh and Becks’ Big Impression. 9.00 Radio 1: Turn It Up Loud. 10.00 Radio 1 TV. 10.30 Blood on the Carpet. 11.10 The O Zone. 11.30 Radio 1 TV. 12.00 Trevor Nelson’s Urban Choice.


12.30 Radio 1: Turn It Up Loud. 1.30 Radio 1 TV. 1.00 (GMT) Close.


ITV 2


9.25 Emmerdaie. 11.50 Fortune Hunter. 12.40 The Incredible Hulk. 1.40 Secret Agent Man. 2.30 The Goal Rush The day’s football action. S.10 Shoena. 6.00 CD UK. 7.00 Rich and Famous Uncut. 8.00 Chart Choice. 8.15 Inspector Morse. 10.15 The


Race. 11.15 Who Wants To Be a Millionaire? 12.15 Rich and Famous Uncut. 1.15 The Late Show with David Letterman. 1.05 (GMT) Secret Agent Man. 1-55 Time Life. 2.40 Close.


year. One of the first] over the doorstep


was 2001 ALLAN SCOTT SAUVI- GNON BLANC al


£6.99. Allan Scott Wine:|


is a family winerj and vineyard estab lished by owner: Allan and Catherim Scott in 1990, bu has been heavil; involved in differen projects since th region's infancy i: 1973. Their moderl


winery, located il Jackson's Roacl Marlborough, is i an original desigl surrounded by 'll hectares of vintj yards. This award-wi;


ning winery th year has produced sauvignon bla’ that is dry with ex berant gooseberi lime and tropic- f ruit charaete abounding. A ra acidity gives a li


gering finish. I t provides


ideal accompa: ment to stro flavoured Chint food, seafood a salads or equa enjoyable on own.


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