The Upbeat Outback • Classified ads & More! JOKES & Humor #6

Q: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

A: You can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish. ~

Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?” – The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

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when I'm working, and I'll get you in next time!" We shook hands and I never saw him again. I'll never forget the look he gave me. And, I'll proba- bly never try it again. I think I was lucky, but, I also got to use a bit of humor that led to a memorable night. I hope, like a memorable night I had in humor, may this issue be a memorable paper.

May this issue

find you well!


DizKlaimurz Our entire paper is strictly for entertainment purposes and nearly 100% positive in nature. From time to time there are a few mistakes, and occasionally a few spelling errors. Also, some of the information/jokes/facts may or may not be true as well as the sources of infor- mation that are contributed. We can guarantee with certainty that we thoroughly check all sources of information. Sum thymes wii allsew mzspell uh bunch uv wurds tu dryve peepull crayzee. Hope u lyk et!!! Just remember not to take life to seriously. For those of you who r critics...our fan base is 99.999% happy! We mostly hope that after reading this paper you might smile a bit more, learn something new or be a bit more inspired by life. Give a copy of Upbeat Times to someone would could use GOOD NEWS! ~ Paul Andrew Doyle

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