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now through February 14th. Guests can also purchase admission tickets in advance at the Citrus Fair in Cloverdale. Phone: (707) 894-3992 ~ Email: kyoung@cloverdalecitrusfair. org ~ More information and schedule are available at CloverdaleCitrusFair.org or (707) 894-3992.


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SRJC Celebrates Community with One Love Diversity Festival


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Santa Rosa, CA. ~ Santa Rosa Junior College (SRJC) will hold a One Love Diver- sity Festival on Wednesday, Feb. 13, 10:30am to 2:30pm in the Lawrence Bertolini Stu- dent Center quad on the Santa Rosa Campus. The event is free and open to the public. The purpose of the festival is


to unite the SRJC community, celebrate diversity, provide resources and support, and promote student engagement. Activities will include inter- cultural arts, entertainment and global cuisine, as well as representation from a wide


range of programs and student services at the resource fair. This event was organized


in collaboration with the Stu- dent Government Assem- bly (SGA), Student Success Coaches, and the office of Student Life, Equity & En- gagement (SLEE).


For more information, please contact: Bryan Chavez-Castro Communications and Mar- keting Intern ~ Santa Rosa Junior College ~ (707) 524- 1571


publicrelations@santarosa.edu


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Police reports


A deputy responded to a report of a vehicle stopping at mailboxes. It was the mail carrier.


A woman said her son


was attacked by a cat, and the cat would not allow her to take her son to the hospital.


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