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Grumble in The Jungle


Hello there you lovely Kix readers welcome to Febuary, the month of love.


Valentines is here again woop woop, but I haven’t got a date boo hoo, but do I care NO woop woop; well just a little *sniff* but I have Chocolate so I will be alright! I did last month however get my first ‘I know you, I recognise your picture from Colourful Radio’ I was chuffed. You see, I change my appearance so often that it confuses people until I open my mouth. But these days I have had the same look for around 5 months now, wow I am in need of a change again soon. That’s enough about my exciting life, let’s get ready to grumble.


The stars have not let me down with the dramatics that go on in their lives. Last month was the Golden Globes awards held in Hollywood where Ricky Gervais really made his name stateside. Many top Celebes where the butt of some of his cruelist jokes! He gave the top guns in Hollywood what for, were they shocked? Yeah, he called Bruce Willis Ashton Kutcher’s


dad *hehehe*. He did warn everyone beforehand that he would not be holding back so is it on the head of the organisers? The groups President Phillip Berk, thinks ‘he (Gervais) went too far’. The funniest bits for me were watching the stars acceptance speeches. If they went on for too long music was played and gradually got louder forcing them to hurry to finish before they couldn’t be heard. Classic! It is fair to say that Ricky Gervais will never host the Globes again, not that he wants to. By the way I am free to host next time *smile*.


his face!!! Gucci Mane got a tattoo of an ice-cream cone with three scopes of Ice-cream and a thunder bolt in RED on his cheek! This type of tattoo madness has left me no choice but to pose the question: Have we gone tattoo mad? I say we, I have none on my body, not that I have anything against tattoos BUT there are an increasing number of people that are getting a LOT of tats. So much so, that it would seem the more bizarre the tattoo the better. I’m sorry Gucci, but my opinion is, you were NOT that hot looking in the first place but now you just look plain stupid!


POWERFUL).


Let’s move on to a few more of the big stories that have been dominating the media: Posh and Becks are pregnant with their fourth baby and the joke on this is that Victoria is now eating for one (not my joke may I add *snigger*).


Rapper Gucci Mane was another err ‘Star’ who made the gossip pages and not for coming out with a new track. No Gucci mad oops Mane was gossip fodder because of a tattoo! Not any old tattoo though, oh no, this is a tattoo that covers nearly half of


Macy Gray was getting all political last month; she turned to her fans through her facebook page to ask if they think that she should boycott her concerts schedule for this month in Tel Aviv. Gray took the unusual step of posting a status message on her facebook page asking her fans if they thought that she should cancel her gigs? But after getting over 4000 pleas from her fans in Tel Aviv Macy decided not to let them down, letting them know via her twitter account. (These social network sites are


There was another story in the news that I found really shocking! You may already know this but I didn’t. Britain right, has a brainy football player and apparently he is Britain’s BRAINIEST footballer; wonders will never seize! His name is Clarke Carlisle; he is 31 and is a defender on a team called Burnley!!! As you can see I am not football literate but you can’t be everything. Clarke actually appeared on, wait for it ‘Question Time’ *shakes head* I am stunned and impressed at the same time. I have a confession to make to you all; I have to tell you my new guilty pleasure. It was the Celebs in the jungle last time but now it is DOI (Dancing on Ice) I LOVE it. It is on Sunday nights on ITV I do not miss a show. I do worry sometimes about my taste. I was looking at twin sets in the shop the other day, TWIN SETS! Only old people wear twin sets *shakes head* anyway I will stop here because I could go on and on as you will know because you listen to my radio show right? (You better). Till I grumble at you next time take care *smile*


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By Julie Ann Ryan


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