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Horoscopes ~ November 2016 by Yerevan

Aries (3/21 - 4/20)

This is a fortunate time for you financially. Although you might still have to work for and toward them, many of the places you have wanted to go, and the products and services you have long waited to invest in are now within your reach. You’re so close! A relation- ship with someone in power could help ele- vate your own status and position in the world or your significant other might even become a success and inspiration to you in some way.

Taurus (4/21 - 5/20)

There is so much love or at least energy well- ing up inside you right now. Where to direct it - how to express it all? Your main focus in the weeks ahead might be on someone spe- cial in your life as well as a shared creation of some sort. While you’re doing what you so passionately love to do you could suddenly attract some very unusual person/people into your orbit that either irritate you to no end or inspire you to new heights.

Gemini (5/21 - 6/20)

This month you may be presented with the opportunity to simplify, size down, and review what has gone awry in your life for the past couple of years in order to release severe stress and improve communications. Check for areas of accumulation or complication - not just physical but mental ones. This is not about judgment but making things easier and more efficient. An increased interest in heal- ing subjects may be highlighted.

Cancer (6/21 - 7/22)

Home conditions have slowly improved since summer and will continue to show some up- grades through the holiday season. It took awhile to weed out what was really causing problems in your living situation , whether this revolved around family issues, environmen- tal toxins, a clutter, a lack of confidence, or a bit of all of the above. As a result of doing so much personal homework, your love life is likely to spice up too.

Leo (7/23 - 8/22)

How many of us get to do what we love and love what we do for a living? This is what you could be bound and determined to actualize during the holiday season. In addition you may receive recognition or for it. Any opposi- tion that you feel or experience could just be a distraction to your productivity, so remember what it is you’re working toward and why for best results. A powerful ally could show up for you when you least expect it.

Virgo (8/23 - 9/22)

This is an optimal time to invest in yourself, a business or new enterprise of some kind that brings you and others great joy. You could still be in the planning phase but making impor- tant connections that will help prepare you for success in the new year, especially around spring. Exercise or dietary adjustments may need to be made to accommodate other shifts. Love and romantic encounters are more fun than they’ve been in awhile.

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At this end of harvest season you are likely to find yourself honing in deeper on projects be- gun over the summer. Your inner life is high- lighted more than outer now, giving you a bit of space from recent hectic activities. Money flow could be increasing or you might receive it in the form of a gift or inheritance. Some- thing you have been seeking to accomplish in the field of communication could become more successful toward the month’s end.

Scorpio (10/23 - 11/22)

A renewal of an important relationship is pos- sible this month, which could be centered around romance, business or some other purpose. It’s important to speak your mind and heart more clearly and to be authentic in your manners of relating in general because your words and actions have greater impact than usual at this time of year. You may also be given a fresh clean slate - a chance to start over where you thought it was too late.

Sagittarius (11/23 - 12/21)

Although the month might not start off with bells and whistles, it gradually gets better as the days go by and shows signs of big im- provement with the New Moon in your sign late November. It would do you well stay busy on the tasks at hand rather than looking too far ahead, because whatever you’re working on will help lead you to the next step. In other words, don’t try to skip steps. The work will pay off and you’ll soon have plenty to cel- ebrate.


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Capricorn (12/22 - 1/19)

Your passions are heightened now, for better or worse (but most likely in some kind of sexy way!) which can be great for moving moun- tains and making many desired changes. Lonely feelings of the past year fade away as new relationships take shape and your pow- ers of attraction increase. Success might not come easy but sometimes what seems the hardest to accomplish is ultimately discov- ered to be well worth the effort - more than imagined.

Aquarius (1/20 - 2/18)

here will be moments of radical turning inward and moments of profound outward expansion this month that you may have to adapt to, but that you will probably be just fine with...know- ing how much you thrive on change and the unexpected! A certain relationship could be a stormy and intense, or it could be that you are finding yourself as the stormy influence. In any case, there are likely to be opportuni- ties for reflection and adjustment as needed.

Pisces (2/19 - 3/20)

Your charm and magnetism is increasing lately, enabling you to communicate with people on subjects you might not normally feel comfortable with. It is a great time to make yourself heard and known by way of a speech, presentation, publication or other method. You are likely to attract others of the opposite sex as well as to receive praise for something you have previously contributed or created that went unseen for a time.

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why the Yukon is represented with Pumpkin Custard with Drunken Lowbush Cranberries. Of course Quebec desires Brome Lake Duck Maple Tourtiere. But, I’m sure some of my family would enjoy Prince Edward Island’s Potato Ba- con Cheddar Tart. Whatever your festive choices may be, please con- tribute to the American Red Cross to aid the on-going recovery ef- forts for the many folks who lost everything in the Lumberton area of North Carolina. T e Red Cross helps throughout the nation. Locally, we always thank Marina,

Bory, Teri, and all the hardwork- ing, but always cheerful folks at the Safeway on Yulupa Avenue and Trish and the smiling young staff at Whole Foods too. And big thanks to Dr. Serrano and all at St. Joseph Annadel Medical Group. May we all agree that this season it is “T anks + Giving” to help oth- ers too not only family and friends we cherish dearly. To one and all “Safe, Happy Gatherings!” ~Ellie

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It will be my wife’s birthday tomorrow. When I asked her what she wanted, she said something with diamonds would be nice. I’ve bought her a packet of playing cards.

Weird Facts & Fun Trivia - 6

One million Earths could fi t inside the Sun.

The Earth was once believed to be the center of the universe.

Due to the apparent move- ments of the Sun and planets in relation to their viewpoint, ancient scien- tists insisted that the Earth remained static, whilst other celestial bodies travelled in circular orbits around it. Eventually, the view that the Sun was at the centre of the universe was postulated by Coper- nicus, though this is also not the case.

When astronauts fi rst went into the space, they looked back at the Earth with human eyes for the fi rst time, and called our home the Blue Planet. And it’s no surprise. 70% of our planet is covered with oceans. The remaining 30% is the solid ground, rising above sea level.


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