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LYRICS TO GO


Questions of science, science and progress, do not speak as loud as my heart. ✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯


I hate to turn up out of the blue, uninvited, but I couldn’t stay away, I couldn’t fight it. ✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯


You don’t really care for music, do you? ✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯


Tey let you dream just to watch ‘em shatter, you’re just a step on the boss-man’s ladder.


I’ve been down on bended knee talkin’ to the man from Galilee.


Don’t get me wrong if I split like light refracted, I’m only off to wander across a moonlit mile.


You had a temper like my jealousy – too hot, too greedy.


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You can have everything you want but you’d better not take it from me.


walked into a bar...


a man


What did the Jackson Five feed their cat? Can of Felix, can of Felix, CAN I FELIX?


What’s the first sign of Madness? Suggs walking up your driveway.


What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg bitten off? Limp Bizkit.


Once I rescued a girl from a fire breathing dragon and all she


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PINT SIZED BLONDE


Where?


Brewdog What?


‘Vagabond Pale Ale’


Brewdog Check out more beer-themed ramblings at pint-sizedblonde.blogspot.co.uk


I knew there was something missing from Norwich and now it’s finally here. Tis Fine City has gotten itself a Brewdog bar. I’m not usually a fan of chain pubs. Te beer is generic, the theme nights half-arsed and the staff without personality. Brewdog, however, (apart from their hipster-filled venues in London) is a chain I can get on board with. Tonight was the pre-opening, and as I am a Real Ale VIP I got my name on the list (or rather my housemate knew the manager and I asked really nicely.) Brewdog are famed for doing things differently and the Norwich bar was no exception. Te


place was unrecognisable from its previous incarnations. Bare brick, trendy lights, staff who knew their stuff and an in-house bottle shop (with home brew equipment too!) it was a veritable beer-lovers paradise. I had Vagabond Pale Ale, a Brewdog own beer, which was gloriously hoppy, with a slight citrus bite – the fact that it was gluten free made no impact on the taste either. Don’t expect a cheap pint here (my beer was just under a fiver), or a sticky floor/broken


toilet/surly bar staff. But as the saying goes ‘cheap stuff ain’t good, and good stuff ain’t cheap.’


could say is “You need to fix your drug problem”.


Why couldn’t


Anthony Kiedis get is DVD player to work? He had scart issues.


I just got fired from my job as a wedding planner. I though releasing birds would be romantic but apparently ostriches are


dangerous animals.


The world is a funny place. We used to have empires run by emperors. Then we had kingdoms run by kings. Now we have countries..


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