VALENTINELYRICS TO GO
I love you from the bottom of my pencil case ✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯
Tender is the touch of someone that you love too much.
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And I need you more than want you, and I want you for all time. ✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯
He tells me all his troubles and he tells me all my charms.
To die by your side is such a heavenly way to die.
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I could hold you for a million years to make you feel my love.
You stood out like a sore thumb, the most beautiful sore thumb I’d ever seen.
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We kissed like we invented it.
walked into a bar...
a man What’s the
difference between hard and light?
You can sleep with a light on.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?
“Make me one with everything”
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PINT SIZED
Te Owl Sanctuary What?
Where? Ghost Ship Adnams
Norwich has some awesome pubs. I spend a lot of time in many of them. In my regular haunts the bar staff often know me, other regular drinkers often know me too. Tey greet me and we chat as if we’ve known each other for years. It is one of the many benefits of living in a place such as Norwich. A small, friendly heart of a community in the body of a Fine City. Occasionally a particular pub will be so intrinsic to a community that it is ingrained in the history of everyone that drinks there. Te Owl Sanctuary is one such pub.
Formerly Te Marquee, I used to work behind the bar there. I met some of my best friends there. I met (and dumped) boyfriends there, played pool there, put questionable songs on the jukebox there and threw-up after too many Jaegers there. When it was announced in early January that the pub might close, and no longer function as a pub let alone a rock venue, I realised just how much this building, and the group of tattooed
reprobates it supported meant to my Norwich life. Te Owl always has local beers on tap – Lacons, Panther etc – and this evening I was drinking Ghost Ship from Adnams. With a spooky pump clip (I’m a sucker for branding) this pale ale has enough body to not be a washy IPA with a very slight bite to keep it interesting. I find I’ve had five before I’ve even noticed (and at £3 a pint it’s easy not to notice). Te iconic 80s film Warriors was playing on the TV this evening. Punters played pool while others filtered through to the back room to watch a band. A guy went out to smoke with his pet rat on his shoulder and the creepy normal guy at the bar got the brush off from the tattooed chicks. All seemed right with world. Let’s hope it continues or there will be a lot of displaced weirdos in Norwich with nowhere to go drinking.
a book about anti-gravity.
It’s impossible to put down.
Never trust atoms. They make up everything.
If Apple made a car would it have Windows?
I’ve decided that my wifi will be my valentine.
We just have this connection.
I totally
understand how batteries feel because I’m rarely ever included in things either.
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