Outsmarted? Have you been
Mike Skinner is virtually unknown in U2’s native Ireland, where The Streets have no name.
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Why did the Marxist only drink herbal tea? Because all proper tea is theft.
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I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer today, I don't know what he's laced them with but I've been tripping all day.
✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯ In the summertime... CROSSWORD
ACROSS 1 Te Beatles are watching the skies (4, 5, 3, 3)
3 Tey had a Cruel Summer in 1984(10) 6 Hello Sunshine! Love from a fab Welsh group (5, 5, 7)
8 Te original composer of 1934's Summertime (6, 8)
11 Te female star of 50 Days of Summer (5, 9)
13 He let us know that school's out for summer (5, 7)
14 Te musical where you'd hear Summer Lovin' (6)
16 He had a great Summer of '69 (5, 5) 17 He had women on his mind In Te Summertime (5, 5)
18 Te Pleasure Beach is here in Norfolk (5, 8)
19 Alongside Jazzy Jeff, he just wants to 6/ June 2015/
outlineonline.co.uk sit back and unwind (3, 5, 6)
20 Slather this on to prevent burning (3, 3, 6)
DOWN 2 Eye protection for the summer (10) 4 Where the TOWIE lot go for their hols (8)
5 Tey spent a Sunny Afternoon in 1966 (3, 5)
7 Eddie Cochran's sunny hit (10, 5) 9 5 Seconds of Summer think she's beautiful (3, 5, 2, 7)
10 Summer Roberts was a character in this Californian drama (3, 1, 1)
12 Te Beach Boys are out and about (5, 6)
15 Best stay out of the water unless you've got a bigger boat (4)
Johnny Marr: “Wow. This toilet tissue is soft - what brand is it?” Morrissey:
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I ate a load of food colouring earlier. Now I feel like my insides are dyeing.
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Who is the least sticky rapper in the world? Queen LaTefal
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A shipment of Viagra was hijacked last week. Police are looking for two hardened criminals.
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An empty aluminum cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes for an inexpensive vibrator.
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