Outsmarted Have you been
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It's "Jamaican hairstyle day", at work tomorrow. I'm dreading it. ✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch.
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Australia are to take part in Eurovision after last year’s winner, Conchita, proved to be big down under.
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I just heard on the news that gangs are now using dogs instead of knives.
CROSSWORD We heart Norwich
ACROSS 1 Where the Norfolk & Norwich Garden Party takes place in May (10, 7)
3 Te oldest theatre in Norwich (12) 5 Much celebrated all singing, all dancing Gentleman's Walk entertainer (6,3)
8 Pick up some library books in this building (3, 5)
10 Steve Coogan's Norwich-based DJ (4, 9)
12 Norwich' own university of the arts (1, 1, 1, 1)
18 Te best place to find out what’s on in Norwich ;) (7, 8)
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2 Where you'll see Taylor Swift this month (7, 4)
3 Our city's most famous condiment (7) 4 Te NME's favourite small UK venue (7, 3, 6)
6 World renowned university on Bluebell Road (1, 1, 1)
7 Te jewel in the crown on Magdalen Street (6, 6)
9 Tis Norwich lady's on a £5 note (9,3) 11 Te home ground for Norwich football (6, 4)
13 Norwich's oldest picture-house(6, 4) 14 Norwich has two of these places of worship (10)
15 Ancient trading hall by the river (6, 4) 16 "Let's be having you!" she cried (5, 5) 17 Norwich is a _____City of Literature (1, 1, 1, 1, 1)
6/ May 2015/
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I tried this and my toast was very hairy.
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Politicians and nappies have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
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Piracy is killing music. You try playing the guitar with a hook. ✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯
The fact that there’s a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.
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