Outsmarted Have you been
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I'm opening a gym called Resolutions. It will have
exercise equipment for the first 2 weeks and then turn into a bar for the rest of the year.
✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯ Imagine being completely
naked in a room full of people who speak a different
language to you and everyone wants to touch you. Tis is the life of a dog.
✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯ Te definition of ambivalent
feelings of both horror and joy: Coldplay are releasing a new album and have announced it will be their last.
✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯ Mariah Carey is a liar! Turns
out she wanted the Downton Abbey boxset for Christmas, not you.
✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯ U2 have announced a world CROSSWORD January Hangover ACROSS
2 You'll need this to take that awful present back (7)
4 What we hit with our remaining pennies this month (7,5)
6 What you took a picture of your bum with at the office party (11)
8 What you'll need on your feet to exercise (8)
10 Exercise joint we should all be heading to (3)
12 Te result of too much festive booze (8)
14 Plant you kissed under last month (9)
15 A very fast walk along the streets (7)
16 An extreme way to get fit (4,4) 17 His Hogmanay is renowned (5,6)
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18 Alcohol in your Xmas butter (6) 19 Giving up the drink or fags immediately: going... (4,6)
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2 Giving these up is common practice in January (10)
3 Stretchy fabric, perfect for exercising in (5)
5 What we all have less of in January (5)
7 Tose promises to yourself you make on New Year's Eve (11)
9 Where the kids will be going back to shortly (6)
11 Tat bit of extra fat at the top of your leggings (6,3)
13 Te classic New Year's Eve song (4,4,4)
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Fake Science
tour. Do I have to buy tickets or are they going to break into my living room and start playing? ✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯
I once farted in a lift. It was wrong on so many levels. ✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯
"Tekken is too easy but that's the way it is" - Te Spice Girls
on the limitations of older beat 'em up console games. ✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯
I've just seen the lead singer of Jamiroquai using pages of a
Harry Potter book to make his own cigarettes. It was Jay Kay, rolling.
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