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“We need to get it up. I wish I could still get it up, but anyway...” Don't worry, Bernie Ecclestone is talking about the noises of the Formula One cars.
“He's not been great, has he?” Understatement of the year from Paul Scholes onManchester United's £27.5 million summer signing Marouane Fellaini.
“I feel like unfortunately the game lately hasn't been what it should be. I think that we are gentlemen.” Sergio Garcia left Arizona with some good PR attached to his name after conceding an 18-foot par putt in his WGCMatch Play defeat to Rickie Fowler.
“We don’t particularly like the West Indies.” Australia's James Faulkner is practiced in the art of motivation ahead of their World Cup T20 clash. Australia lost!
“A big man goes down from a slap in the face. I’d be most embarrassed about that. It’s wrong because I’ve seen worse cuddles.” Worcester coach Dean Ryan slams Northampton's Sam Dickinson for his part in the red carding of Jonathan Thomas.
“They are men. I’m a manager, not a babysitter.” Tottenham manager Tim Sherwood refuses to back down in his criticism of his players.
“I do not look to beat records. This happens naturally.” Cristiano Ronaldo on becoming Portugal's all-time leading goalscorer.
“Manu is under contract and unless the man is Bill Gates, he couldn't afford the transfer fee.” Leicester Tigers chief Simon Cohen on reports linking Manu Tuilagi with a cross-code switch to Salford.
“The reality is he is a specialist, because eight years without a piece of silverware, that is failure.” Looks like Jose Mourinho and ArseneWenger aren't going to be burying the hatchet any time soon.
“As soon as I was approached, I knew it was something I wanted to take part in.” Kevin Pietersen manages to fill his time by playing in the Caribbean Premier League T20 competition.
“If the FA suggests that Astroturf pitches should be available for local use then councils would gratefully accept assistance from the huge profits made from football each year.” Local Government Association spokesperson on the demise of grassroots football.
DIARY DATES
8th-11th – Golf: The Players Championship, TPC Sawgrass, Florida, USA (
www.pga.com)
9th – Cricket: Scotland v England ODI, Monnofield Park, Aberdeen (
www.ecb.co.uk)
14th – Football: UEFA Europa League Final, Juventus Stadium, Turin, Italy (
www.uefa.com)
17th – Football: FA Cup Final Wembley Stadium, London (
www.uefa.com)
22nd – Cricket: England v Sri Lanka NatWest T20, The Kia Oval, London (
www.ecb.co.uk)
3rd – Cricket: England v Sri Lanka, ODI, Edgbaston (
www.ecb.co.uk)
6th – Horseracing: Investec Ladies' Day, Epsom (
www.epsomdowns.co.uk)
7th – Horseracing: Investec Derby Day, Epsom (
www.epsomdowns.co.uk)
9th-15th – Tennis: Aegon Championships, The Queen's Club (
www.lta.org.uk)
12th-15th – Golf: US Open, Pinehurst, North Carolina (
www.pga.com)
12th-16th – Cricket: England v Sri Lanka, First Investec Test, Lord’s (
www.ecb.co.uk)
9th-13th – Cricket: England v India, First Investec Test, Trent Bridge (
www.ecb.co.uk)
10th-13th – Golf: Scottish Open, Royal Aberdeen, Aberdeen (
www.europeantour.com)
17th-21st – Cricket: England v India, Second Investec Test, Lord’s (
www.ecb.co.uk)
24th – Football: UEFA Champions League Final, Estádio da Luz, Lisbon (
www.uefa.com)
24th – Cricket: England v Sri Lanka ODI, The Kia Oval, London (
www.ecb.co.uk)
22nd-25th – Golf: BMWPGA Championship, Wentworth (
www.europeantour.com)
25th – Cricket: England v Sri Lanka ODI, Emirates Durham (
www.ecb.co.uk)
28th – Cricket: England v Sri Lanka ODI, Emirates Old Trafford,Manchester (
www.ecb.co.uk)
31st – Cricket: England v Sri Lanka ODI, Lord’s (
www.ecb.co.uk)
12th- 13th July – Football: FIFA World Cup, Brazil (
www.fifa.com)
14th-21st – Tennis: Aegon International, Devonshire Park, Eastbourne (
www.lta.org.uk)
19th-22nd – Golf: Irish Open, Fota Island, County Cork (
www.europeantour.com)
20th-24th – Cricket: England v Sri Lanka, Second Investec Test, Headingley (
www.ecb.co.uk)
23rd- 6th July – Tennis: The Championships,Wimbledon (
www.wimbledon.com)
17th-20th – Golf: The Open, Royal Liverpool Golf Club (
www.theopen.com)
23rd-3rd Aug – Commonwealth Games, Glasgow (
www.glasgow2014.com)
27th-31st – Cricket: England v India, Third Investec Test, Ageas Bowl (
www.ecb.co.uk)
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What do you think of osteoporosis? All aboard - it'll be quite essential to retort to the delicates
Any shake of imagination ...
What do you think of this osteoporosis? Do you think he will get off?
... and eorking on the teat matches
The Bernhard's delicates conference;
... between 5-7 greens on one charge
... clipping rate will remain the same on all tree mowers
... and retorted to using compost teas
... with soil pushed greens It is also quite essential ...
... what new facilities have come aboard in that short time?
... has led to a number of golf clubs closing and reducing the amount of resources they have to run their clubs
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