The good-looking actor with the baby blues
who had a penchant for pranks was none other than Paul Newman. Often his jokes were part of knocking directors down a few pegs, for not incorporating his input during filming. Case in point, when Slap Shot director George Roy Hill refused to buy drinks for the crew, he faked a tragic car accident with puckster Newman play- ing possum behind the wheel. You would have thought
that ol’ Georgie would have pulled a Wheel of Fortune and bought himself a clue, after Newman sawed Hill’s desk in half during the filming of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid and then duplicating the dastardly deed with his car during
The Sting! Mr. Newman was totally pranksta- gangsta!
The Joke’s On You!
Sacha Baron Cohen is known for his offbeat and sometimes off-putting, sense of humor. At the 2012 Academy Awards, Cohen attended decked out as his upcoming movie character The Dictator. First clue for E! Live From The Red Carpet’s host, Ryan Seacrest, that something was amiss probably should have been the urn the actor was holding. Literally, Seacrest could have asked himself who
he was wearing, once Cohen “accidentally” spilled the urn’s contents onto the diminutive media mogul. Dude, it could have been worse; he could have been promotingBruno!
More misfortune would later befall poor Mr.
Kimmel. Even his wedding day wasn’t sacred as was evident inGabourey Sidibe’s entrance to his nuptials. She wore a white wedding dress in order to steal the spotlight away from his bride Molly McNearney. Now isn’t that just precious?
It doesn’t matter how The red carpet conjures up images of glitz
and glamour, but there can sometimes be a darker hue to that fabled red stretch of textile. While Tom Cruise was attending the
Poor Jimmy Kimmel must have super sore
glutes... due to the fact that he has so often been the butt of jokes. Then-girlfriend Sarah Silverman appeared on his late night chat show in a video she made, announcing to Kimmel on air, “I’m f#$%ing Matt Damon.” Kimmel and Damon had been engaged in a
“faux feud” since the show’s inception. The talk show host, notorious for ending his show with, “I want to apologize to Matt Damon. We ran out of time,” filmed a parody response to Silverman’s “disclosure” admitting that he was, in fact, “giving it” to Ben Affleck in retaliation.
London premiere ofWar of the Worlds in 2005, members of Britain’s Channel Four show, Balls of Steel, used a fake microphone during an interview with Cruise. What could go wrong, you might ask? Well in comedic terms, it went totally right... the microphone turned out to be a squirt gun in disguise and Tom took a moist shot to the face. Surpris- ingly, he didn’t enjoy the experi- ence as one might have thought and chided the men and calling them “jerks.” Real
mature Tommy-boy!
much “talent” you exude in Tinseltown, you can still fall prey to pranks from all sorts of
folks.Kim Kardashian found herself at the, ahem, “receiving end” of a flour bomb, whilst promoting her perfume “True Reflection” at The London Hotel in West Hollywood. The “dredge-full” act was reportedly a protest from PETA against the actress’ fur- wearing habit. Well, that’s just mean. After all,
she is Armenian.
I have picked up a lot of really sick April Fools’
Day retaliatory ideas from the stars… but which one to choose? Hmm, sawing a car in half seems like a lot of physical labor and this homo ain’t down with that. And flour seems like it would be difficult to remove from clothing. Oh well, I’m sure I can think of something equally effective! Okay, foolish folks, I’m outta here. As I leave
you, imagine me rubbing my hands together maniacally as I type... Like the evil genius I am.
HAPPY APRIL FOOLS’ DAY KIDS. APRIL 2014 | RAGE monthly 23
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