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Our friends Chris Parr and hus- band Rick posing for another camera! It was a great time! Cant wait for next year!


The greatest loss of time is delay and expectation. I never yet talked to the man who


wanted to save time who could tell me what he was going to do with the time he saved. Will Rogers


Wisdom is the supreme part of happiness. ~ Sophocles UPBEAT TIMES • March 2014 • 3


UPBEAT TIMES • March 2014 • 3 Upbeat In Santa Rosa First Humor


"You Know It's Your Last Day At Work When..."


You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, "What's this?", you realize you just dropped the company's deposit in a mailbox.


A woman comes into the store, you turn to the other salesman and say, "I waited on the last rude old lady. This one's your turn". Your boss is standing behind you. It's his wife.


While your boss is at lunch, you sneak in and look at some confidential information on his computer. You spill coffee on the keyboard. It shorts out.


Rotary Club Santa Rosa West members, Socorro Sheils(left) Laura


Hendrickson, Chris Parr & Peter Hendrickson of Sonoma County share an fun moment at the 31st Annual Crab Feed at the Friedman Center in Santa Rosa on Saturday, February 8th. The crab was great, the com- pany awesome! This years theme was called 'Crustaceans in Paradise". Nearly 400 attended this fundraising event! All of the proceeds from this event go to help those in our local community and in communities abroad! We personally thank Chris Parr for inviting us to help promote the event & enjoy what is always a great evening! We thank Brent Farris of KZST for a being a great MC at this event.


You return from a week's vacation to find that you had scheduled *this* week as vacation, not last week.


You take a "sick" day. The next morning the boss asks you, "So, how was the fish- ing on Rock Creek yesterday?".


You wake up hung over. You have a black eye and barked knuckles. You're in jail. Last night was the company Christmas party.


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