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HA VE Y O U BEEN Outsmarted Movember Crossword Famous Facial Hair


I think I may have a shower.


Just checked, yes I do, it's upstairs.


So a passenger was forced to


land a plane after the pilot fell ill at the controls.


Ryanair have since charged the passenger for his seat upgrade.


Someone knocked at my door this afternoon.


When I opened it, I saw a guy


from Domino's holding a cheese and tomato pizza.


"I haven't ordered any pizzas," I said. "Tis must be a mistake."


"I know," he replied. "Your


neighbour forgot his Facebook password and wanted to show you what he was eating for lunch."


I bought Alex Ferguson's autobiography.


I thought I'd got to the end but six more pages appeared.


Across


5 Moustachioed Burt delivered in his 'Bandit' role (8)


7 Te man in red (or green, pre-Coca Cola) with a beard of pure white (5)


9 Freddie's biker moustache was Queen of the bunch (7)


10 Chaplin sports a toothbrush moustache too, but teamed with bowler hat and cane (7)


13 King of the chops? (5) 14 Wrestling legend with a famouse ' Horseshoe Moustache' (4,5)


16 Te 16th president of the USA, who made famous the 'chin curtain' (7)


17 Te sideburned superhero with body hair to marvel at (9)


Down


1 I gave my back to the smiters, and my cheeks to them that plucked off the hair. Most famous Jew, thought to have a beard. (5)


6/November 2013/outlineonline.co.uk


2 Tree men and a moustache? (7) 3 A master criminal character, who made famous the long, straight oriental moustache (2,6)


4 Karate sensei, who trimmed his goatee as neatly as his Bonsai (2,6)


6 Rock guitar legend, with a modest moustache (7)


8 Famous Mexican painter who depicted herself in self-portraits with pronounced facial hair (5,5)


11 Outline's account manager, with all his hair on the southern hemisphere of his head. You'll have to read the mag to find him! (3)


12 Te theory of Albert's huge moustache was relative to the size of his wild hair (8)


14 Te most famous (or infamous) sporter of the toothbrush moustache (6)


15 Tree-man band famous for their lengthy bears (1,1,3)


My doctor says the key to a


healthy brain is regular mental exercise.


So every morning I do some star jumps with a guinea pig sellotaped to my nut sack.


Councils say they're losing £30 million a year in unpaid parking fines.


If they halve the cost of a fine, they'll only lose £15 million..


In case the country gets


invaded and I have to quickly hide, I have a big pop art


painting on my wall that hides a secret panic room.


I call it my handy war hole.


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