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Where in the World is Upbeat? Willow Street, PA!
UPBEAT TIMES • May 2012 • 2 Ireland! JOKES & Humor # 1
Passing an office building one Sunday, a girl saw a sign that said, "Press bell for security guard." She did so, and after several minutes she heard the guard clomping down the stairs. She watched him shut down the alarm system, put three different keys in three different locks, and finally open the door. "Well," the security guard said to the girl, "what do you want?" She looked at him curiously. "I just wondered why you couldn't ring it yourself."
Once again, Paul Behringer of Penngrove travels east with the Upbeat Times, this time to celebrate his mother's 90th birthday! (That's her holding the paper) Her sister and 2 brothers came from out of town to attend, along with her 2 sons, 2 grand chil- dren, 2 great-grandchildren, nieces and nephews, along with spouses, and friends from her retirement community in Willow Street, PA. With Upbeat's help everyone had a happy time!!!
The World is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page.
~St. Augustine Fun Facts & Trivia - 1
The longest duration for a total solar eclipse is 7.5 minutes.
Hi Upbeat Times, Suzi from Dons Dogs Cafe in Monte Rio, California here. I took a trip to Ireland with my sisters and mom and we wore O'Bama 2012 t-shirts on St. Pattys day in front of a cool pub with your newspaper!
Kauai!
A total solar eclipse is not noticable until the Sun is more than 90 percent covered by the Moon. At 99 percent coverage, daytime lighting resembles local twilight.
Eclipse shadows travel at 1,100 miles per hour at the equator and up to 5,000 miles per hour near the poles.
The width of the path of totality is at most 167 miles wide.
The maximum number of solar eclipses (partial, annular, or total) is 5 per year.
Hi Paul, We look forward to every new issue of the UPBEAT TIMES! This picture was taken on a recent cruise/tour to the Hawaiian Islands. We love backroads. From the backroads of Sonoma County to the back roads of Kauai,
this picture was
taken at Maha-ulepu Beach – off the “beaten” path! Bob & Edna Honsa
Dont miss full solar eclipse May 20th 2012 over Eastern California!
up·beat (pbt) n. Music
1. An unaccented beat or beats that occur before the
first beat of a measure. Also called anacrusis, pickup.
2. The upward stroke made by a conductor to indicate the beat that leads into a new measure. adj. Informal
1. Optimistic: an upbeat business forecast. 2. Happy; cheerful. 3. Upbeat Times
2 • May 2012 • UPBEAT TIMES Two monologues do not make a dialogue. ~Jeff Daly
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