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Our readers never fail to disappoint on the subject of the boss’s perpetually shaky immigration status. The drama seems to fascinate everyone, and when immigration rumors start flying, as they do on a somewhat regular basis, it be- comes the talk of the town. And, as so often happens with rumors, they quickly


ported because the GG does not do enough to promote Los Cabos. That was quickly followed by Robert Quirk, still pissy about our coverage of his stacking his ultralight into the ocean last year, who contacted the station to say he seconded the motion on


they had heard, she was al- ready a goner. Actually, she is a goner, she has gone home to Palm Springs for the holidays. She has left Mexico because she wanted to, and will return when she wants to: in about the middle of January. Meanwhile, the paper continues to be published on time, regardless of where in the world she is, thanks to the all Mexican staff, and thanks


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grow a life of their own, morphing out of anything re- sembling the truth, into such tall tales it befuddles the GG gang that anybody believes any of it. Here is a sample of the mail she got in just one day when the local radio station aired a program promoting her deportation.


For the record, radio an- nouncer Juan Jose Bravo Monroy hosted a show that several people used as a pul- pit to say that in their opinion Carrie Duncan should be de-


deporting her and would con- tribute money toward that end if there were a fund. Within hours, we were fielding inquiries about her cur- rent immigration status. Most had heard, or interpreted that


to our loyal advertisers, 65% of whom are Mexican busi- ness owners. David Flores.


Hi Carrie that happy to know you, and what a shame for people to trying to harm you, I know that you’re a good person and a woman very human, only trusts in God as the best lawyer, is pushing ahead with your dreams and projects, should be viewed as you give work to people of Mexico. Look at what an irony, I here in your country, and thank you that I never had problems with anyone here or with the


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law. I wish you a very merry Christmas and a happy New Year ( sorry for my ingles) Alma Consuelo Ortega


So you’re going to get your ass deported again. Well, bully for you, and bully for the whole town, and bully for the Mexican government. (Too weenie to sign it)


Please, please don’t get


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yourself deported again, without the Gringo Gazette we wouldn’t know what’s going on around here. Oh, and maybe we would miss


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you, too. Julia Allen


Interesting video proving to us you’re in your office in Cabo. Hope the next video is showing you in jail. Jose Luis Guzman


You have a pair like two canned hams - I can hear you clinking a block away. You go, girl!


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