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US Government is now paying back child support to help mothers!! We’ll Use Your Tax Refund to Get Your @!8?!# Money Unless:


1. You don’t like money. 2. 3.


The Universal Law of Balance doesn’t apply to your checkbook. The more you struggle the better you FEEL about yourself.


4. Your child doesn’t need clothes, a dentist, field trips or daycare. 5. You think maybe, he’ll just PAY…maybe if you just ask ONE MORE TIME nicely!


Why am I laughing? I’ve ACTUALLY heard all these excuses. And I’ve seen the evictions that follow. Judges are NOT making people write huge arrearage checks these days-you have to keep up with your own support. Don’t let them use you like a bank (heck even banks don’t lend money the way you do anymore). So what are people doing with their refunds? A) Party On? Not you- unless it’s at Krogers. B) Pay some more bills…and C) Bills will always be there but if I finally get that support working it will help me ALL year long and not just ONCE a year. Plus, why shouldn’t they coast along all comfortable while you try to pay your cell before it gets cut off again and make do without cable? You kids understand, RIGHT? Don’t let another day go by. The longer you take to call, the longer it is before you see them squirm & lie in Court & we get you your $$$.


Did you miss last year’s UNCONTESTED DIVORCE SALE? It felt amazing. I was like a tall, black Fairy GodMother with a magic “Go FREE” wand- POOF! Match.com owes me $$$ for all the new users!


Uncontested divorces are normally $835 without kids and $1085 with them. From now until April 15, 2011 (our slow season) we’ll draft up your easy stuff. They are like candy to me after 13 years of lawyers so evil they’ll fight about the spelling of MY name. Use your tax refund! This is a no brainer, if you miss it-SORRY CHARLIE!


No Kids, No House - ONLY $299 plus filing fee


House? $350 + FF Kids & Messy stuff - $499 + FF That is almost 60% OFF! (PS GA just jacked up the FF, sorry-it’s not in my pocket!) Are there rules? Of course! We’ll send you a


detailed email upon request to make sure your case fits. Basically, you’ll have to let me take my time, you have to organize your stuff,


avoid whining and one set of changes. MOVE IT PEOPLE. At least 8 people are probably still miserably married b/c we turned them away last year- they MISSED it. If we get too many to do, I’ll end the sale early!


We prefer your EMAILS! The Stewart Law Firm: Lawyer@CompleteFamilyLaw.com. 770-333-3301 See our ad on page ___. www.CompleteFamilyLaw.com Credit Cards/Payment Plans & Ch.7 Attorney Tanya Stewart 13 year Attorney & Stress Coach


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