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This woman came to our house last week and said she was collecting for the local swimming baths. I gave her a bucket of water.


When I say I'm broke


I Mean - I'm broke. A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, to be confronted by a very well dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning." Said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high powered vacuum cleaners.. "Go away!" Said the old lady. "I'm broke and haven't any money!" and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" He said. "Not until you've at least seen my presentation." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "Now if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder." The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I'll get you a fork, because they cut off my electricity this morning."


SOLAR ENERGY - SIMPLIFIED|


How do photovoltaic (PV) cells work? PV cells are panels you can attach to your roof or walls. Each cell is made from one or two layers of semiconducting material usually silicon. When light shines on the cell it creates an electric field across the layers. The stronger the sunshine, the more electricity is produced. PV cells come in a variety of shapes and colours, from grey "solar tiles" that look like roof tiles to panels and transparent cells that you can use on conservatories and glass. The strength of a PV cell is measured in kilowatt peak (kwp). that's the amount of energy the cells generate in full sunlight. The benefits of solar electricity cut your carbon footprint: Solar electricity is green, renewable energy and doesn't release any harmful carbon dioxide (C02) or other pollutants. A typical home PV system could save around 1 tonne of C02 per year - that's around 25 tonnes over its lifetime. Cut your electricity bills: sunlight is free, so once you've paid for the initial installation your electricity costs will be greatly reduced. A typical home PV system can produce around 40% of the electricity a household uses in a year. Sell electricity back to the Grid: if your system is producing more electricity than you need, or when you can't use it.


6. Coventry City. Answers to the Sports Quiz from page 18.


“Pulling a Nooner” The perfect caber toss landing at “12,o,clock.” A Mashie-niblick is a 7 iron golf club. - Toxophily is the love of Archery.


The first Haka was performed by the New Zealand Native Rugby Team in England in 1888. A streaker.


- - Dennis Taylor. Sue Brown was the Oxford Cox in the 1981 Boat Race.


From page 7. SGT PEPPER. The three athletes on The Beatles Sergeant Pepper’s Album cover are: 1. Johnny Weissmuller, Olympic swimming


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gold medallist & Tarzan actor. 2. Albert Stubbins, Professional Footballer for Newcastle & Liverpool in the 1940’s. 3. Sonny Liston, World Heavyweight boxing champion 1962-1964. ( Fotheringham’s Sporting Trivia)


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