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rescues children from prostitution rings. Absolutely Fabulous will have available, through the end of April, special Bettie Page lighters for a minimum donation of $2. Stop by Absolutely Fabulous, located at 6024 Warner Avenue, Huntington Beach, and say hello to Diane and her crew and pick up a lighter! As much as I love to raise money for great causes, I do like to go out and play and
March was full of play. I kicked off the month by visiting the Improv in downtown Brea. I saw the hilarious Jennifer Coolidge who probably best known for her roles in American Pie and Legally Blonde. Her performance was over the top and inter- esting as she switched between her “Jennifer” persona and her “Stiffler’s mom” persona. Not only was she hysterical, she provided relevant stories of her life as a middle-aged, “big girl” in Hollywood and her planned departure. Now everyone knows by now that I enjoy a stiff cocktail from time to time, but enough about my sex life! You’ve seen me out and about at various places and your photos are now popping up all over the interwebz. Be on the lookout for my cotton candy hair this month at the “Ho Must Go On” every Sunday night at Hamburger Mary’s, Long Beach. And if you are going to buy me a drink, my flavor for the month is vodka diet! I love my cocktails like I love my men, tall, dark and delicious. I can guarantee that you’ll see me at Hairspray at the Orange County Performing Arts Center! Hairspray runs April 6-11. Also, be on the lookout for my lady parts later in April for Dreamgirls. Find me on Twitter, Facebook or visit my website this month to keep posted with a chance to win tickets to Dreamgirls at the Orange County Performing Arts Center. Dreamgirls runs April 21- May 2. Join me Monday, April 19 for Buddy’s Day. Our hosts for the evening will be Jewels of Long Beach and Jennifer from Pink Kitty Radio. We have a huge line-up of entertainers from drag performers to comedians. This event is to benefit the homeless of Long Beach. If it’s music you’re after, you can’t go wrong with The Eagles. The Eagles will be performing April 15, 17 and April 20 at the Hollywood Bowl. If a martini is more your style, you’re in luck, April 8-10, Pink Martini will be performing their eclectic world sounds mixed with an interesting touch of big band grandeur. Pink Martini will be performing with Orange County’s Pacific Symphony. This 12-member group sounds tastefully delightful! For all the movie buffs out there, Rage Monthly is the first official LGBTQ publi-
cation to sponsor the Newport Beach Film Fest. The festival will take place from April 22-April 29. The festival features several premieres, galas and yacht parties throughout the city. Hopefully we’ll see you on one of those fabulous yachts, just don’t forget to pack your Dramamine. Who doesn’t love special events? I’m changing my oil to be ready to rev-up my
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JIZZONA STRAYNGER’S
Well happy April showers poodle-pups! March has taken me here, there and
everywhere! I’ve been busier than a squirrel at a peanut festival! March was full of not only leprechauns and green beer; it was also jammed packed with some amazing FUNdraising. Thank you to everyone who came out to Dean and Aldo’s Second Annual AIDS Lifecycle Bingo Extravaganza! My girl Phyllis Dean and I bounced our bingo balls all over Santa Ana and raised over $9,000 for this great cause! “Rage for the Page” was a wonderful evening of tasty wine and art! Ab- solutely Fabulous hosted a great evening of food, cocktails, and rare Bettie Page art. The event was hosted to support Children of the Night, an organization that
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engine for the 36th Annual Toyota Grand Prix of Long Beach. I can only imagine all the hot men that are going to be walking around prepping their cars getting them ready to race in America’s #1 street race. In honor of the 36th Grand Prix, I’ll be prepping my good pal Nicco for a real drag race. We will be competing together on April 18 in Club Ripple’s Annual Drag Race. This event will feature amateur drag queens racing in heels to support the OC Gay Softball League. Finally, I’ll be guest bartending at Metro Q on Monday, April 26 for my girl Silva Sirene’s birthday bash!
April sure looks to be a fun month of great happenings! Come on out and say hi! Remember poodle-pups, if you can’t race it or take it to bed, you don’t need it!
Love, Jizzona!
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