Ask ToAsTy! Ask ToAsTy! Ask! Dear Creepy Scientist,
Dear ToAsTy, Ninjas or Pirates?
I guess it depends on if youʼre the pitcher or the catcher, right? No wait, I dunno. It might depend on how hot and/or vain you are. Until you figure out how to clone humans (and god speed, you crazy weirdo), youʼre just gunna have to make do having sex with a mirror.
Dear ToAsTy,
With the release of the entire Star Wars saga on Blu-Ray, I have to ask you a ques- tion: do you like or dislike the idea of George Lucas editing the original movies? Darth Brian
Do YOU have a question for ToAsTy? Ask me anything, from relationship advice, to nerd discussions!
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Disclaimer: I am not a professional in any way. Medical advice given should be immediately disregarded, and you should at least look it up on the internet first. Also, I donʼt watch sports, so if you ask me how I think the Chargers will do this season, I will not know. Again, consult the internet.
Dear Fellow Star Wars Nerd, While it might upset us, the fans who loved the originals, the artist might feel he is never done. He might have felt like something was missing, and he needed to put a final finishing touch; such as mak- ing Ewoks blink, as he didnʼt have the technology to do so back in 1983. Just little things, like making Darth Vader yell “NNNnnnnnooooooo” into the original might make us realize what we were missing the first time. Who knows, for all my bitching, Iʼll probably buy it anyway.
Dear ToAsTy,
If you were to have sex with a clone of yourself, would it be gay, or just the ultimate form of masturbation? Sincerely, Bi-curious Geneticist.
Dear ToAsTy,
Me and my girlfriend argue all the time, and she always seems to have the last say. How do you win an argument against a woman?
Frustrated in La Jolla
Dear Reader, Ninjas, duh.
Dear Frustrated,
Throwing logic at a woman is like trying to beat a wall at tennis. Your best bet is to just avoid her until she calms down, then tell her to make you a sandwich.
Winning an argument against a female is manʼs greatest mystery, and until we fig- ure out how itʼs done, we must all hang our head and sadly agree with them until the day we die. Itʼs shocking to me why there arenʼt more female politicians.
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