Snow vacation
Beach vacation
It’s all about chills, thrills, lumps and bumps on the slopes Expect numerous falls, bruises and embarrassment. Coat, trousers, gloves, ski boots, just to name a few clothing items Minus zero temperatures means freezing cold!
Deep blue lakes brushed with vibrant green land below, snow covering the tops of the mountains and sheep dotting the hills. Breathtaking views that make the descent more than worth it!
Skis and snowboards everyone! It’s such fun!
Aches all over the body, whether the knees, the back, the leg muscles, the arms and even the feet for the uncomfortable position you have to stay in your ski boots.
If you’re a beginner you have to struggle to control the turns and all the moves wishing you could ski with natural confi dence, just like that 4 year old kid that passed you by.
The feeling of sliding down the slopes can turn into a huge adrenalin rush. Great workout!
You’re about to fall on the ground anytime soon. How great is it?
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Cancun who want to give you a “free ride” to your hotel. Thou shalt promise to understand the meaning
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of “nonrefundable” Thou shalt promise to remember that your safety is not
the responsibility of the cruise line, the FBI, the Aruban government or even your flight attendant. Your safety is your responsibility.
5 Thou shalt understand that the people in the brochure are not going to be vacationing with you.
It’s all about relaxing by the water and topping up some tan Expect to fall asleep
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Swimsuit....and you’re ready to go!
The bliss of the warmth of the sun against the skin, plus the warmth of the sand beneath your feet, no matter the water temperature.
The waves lapping at the golden sand, the water sparkling under the glow of the sun. But at the end of the day, blue and gold that’s what you’ll see...well, maybe a little boat crossing the water...
Some surf boards and boogie boards. If you don’t surf, at least you can play
rackets...still fun, right!?
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If you have a family with small kids just by your side, all you have to do is take a swim and enjoy the silence
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Again..if you’re not surfi ng, the beach is not adrenalin material. It’s all about relaxation.
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You’re quietly lying down most of the time. Isn’t it great!?
Thou shalt promise to be a smart traveler and shalt not succumb to the temptation of phony “last-minute travel deals”.
Thou shalt ignore those seemingly friendly people in
6 Thou shalt understand that weather happens. If a climate-
controlled vacation is what you want, stay in your living room.
7 Thou shalt not complain about Mexicans speaking Span-
ish in Mexico, Italians speaking Italian in Italy, or Japanese speaking Japanese in Japan.
currency and use it. Thou shalt remember that when something does go
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wrong, you should complain about it immediately — not after stewing about it for weeks after you get home.
Thou shalt control thine offspring. Traveling with your kids is a lot of fun, but please, try to keep them in check.
99 Thou shalt exchange your currency for the local
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