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rip open your shirt and head for the disco. consumption of the Queen Mary; it has the and maybe even have that job lot of dusky pink
So that's that then - we don't do optimism headroom of a drain pipe, or if your kids are dog T-s off your hands.
very well, and the financial incentives aren't anything like mine and it's starting to have the It may be tough to sell my grandma on ebay,
working - time to assume the position and bite distinct whiff of dead dog - try and flog it. There she’s dead bless her, but some of the above
the duvet, right? might just shift.
Not so, because in this country we have Of course, many of you will already be on the
specialized for years in running headlong into
the hopeless. When all we had to face the
Luftwaffe were a balsa wood bi-plane and a
rather large rubber band, we had no reason to
“
What we need in
case, but I'm still hanging on to a box of
Hawaiian shirts and waiting for them to come
these sticky times
back in - Hawaii will be globally warmed and
under water before that happens.
be optimistic, but we didn't give up. Far from it, perhaps, are some And how risky a challenge is it, to advertise
we changed our names to Bomber and Chalky;
bought a Labrador and a 15 foot scarf; and
believable, down the
some redundant tackle? A large portion of the
country buy their lottery tickets every week in
affecting a charismatic limp we clenched our
pub reasons for keeping
spite of the fact that they're more likely to get
buttocks and took to the skies. But that kind of knighted than they are to win. Add to that the
against all odds devotion doesn't happen any our peckers up
more does it? Tell that to a Milwall season ticket
holder.
”
. fact that to advertise online can cost less than a
round of drinks, and I don't think a stunt double
will be required to live with this level of danger.
And it's in that spirit that I offer you a will be someone out there who only does three Now where was I, first to go the family
challenge (and bearing in mind Gordon Brown's miles a year, feels more secure in confined motor...'For sale, petrol guzzling bad smelling
more likely to represent Britain in synchronized spaces and whose favourite fragrance is L'eau de match box...'' No, hold on... In spite of its large
swimming than sort this mess out, it is down to Chien Mort. and effortlessly smooth engine, this family
us….blimey, that’s done it; I’ve just imagined To be more relevant the same rules apply to owned cruiser has a compact and homely
him in a sequined cossie, flowery swim cap and textile kit – the last time the carousel in the feel. Stepping inside will give you all the warm
a nose clip – he can hardly breathe as it is). corner was used was to print Mozart's tour T- reassurance of arriving home to an air of fresh
And the challenge is, to duck and dive, bob shirts, but it’ll be good for someone, and when coffee, and newly baked biscuits....
and weave, get all old school and knock it out they turn up to collect, they’ll probably make you
the back of a van. Let’s say you’ve got a motor an offer on Dr Frankenstein’s heat press, Cheers,
you've had enough of; it's got the fuel currently employed in cheese toasty production, Paul
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