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Breakfast (S) Match of the Day (R) (S) Sunday AM (S) The Heaven & Earth Show Bargain Hunt (R) (S) Countryfile (S) The Politics Show (S) Wallace & Gromit: The Wrong Trousers (S) FILM: The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) Disney animation; with the voices of Tom Hulce and Demi Moore. (S) EastEnders (S) Lifeline On behalf of the National Autistio Society. (S) Points of View With Eamonn Holmes. Songs of Praise The nation's favourite hymns. (S) Antiques Roadshow The team visit Clitheroe, Lancashire. (R) (S) The Impressionists New series. Drama charting Ciaude Monet's part in creating Impressionism. The painter meets the contemporaries with whom he wouid found a new artistic movement. Juiian Giover stars. (S) BBC News; Regional News; Weather Mayo Alex is offered a promotion in London, leaving her and Mayo to investigate what could be their last case together — the death of a cleaner asphyxiated with a duster. Last in series. Waking the Dead Part one of two. An abandoned car belonging to a former Home Secretary is discovered in a Belfast garage, containing a skeleton and an unexploded bomb. Although the garage owner, missing since 1981, may have had links to the IRA, a more disturbing theory soon emerges. Concludes after the news. (R) (S) BBC News; Weather (S) 206301 Waking the Dead Part two of two. The team search Alice Taylor-Garret's home and soon make a discovery which leads to yet another baffling revelation — but it's not long before the case takes an explosive turn. (R) (S) RLM: Parenthood (1989) Steve Martin heads the cast of this rib-tickling comedy following three generations of an extended family as they struggle to cope with life and each other. Keanu Reeves also stars; (S) Weatherview Sign Zone: Holby City (R) (S) Sign Zone: A Passion for Churches


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■ Coast (BBC2, 6.00pm) Nicholas Crane continues around the Welsh coast­ line from Cardigan Bay to Llandudno, discovering how two bridges were built across the Menai Straits.


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6.00 CBeebies 7.00 CBBC 10.00 The Flying Gardener (S) 10.15 Regional Programme 12.30 Sunday Grandstand: MotoGP The Grand Prix of Turkey. Live coverage of the third round of the season at the Istanbul Circuit, where Marco Melandri came out on top last year. Gymnastics Action from the European Championships in Volos, Greece. Snooker: The World Championship Live coverage of the opening session of the final at the Crucible Theatre, where the first eight frames are scheduled to be played. Times may vary. (S) Coast Nicholas Crane continues around the Welsh coastline from Cardigan Bay to Llandudno, discovering how two bridges were built across the dangerous Menai Straits. (R) (S) Top of the Pops The Red Hot Chili Peppers perform live in front of Television Centre. Plus, hits from Graham Coxon, Dirty Pretty Things and Chicane featuring Tom Jones. (S) Snooker: The World Championship Hazel Irvine and Ray Stubbs present live coverage of the second session of the final at the Crucible Theatre, where a further eight frames are scheduled to be' played. Shaun Murphy was the surprise winner last year and the players will be looking to succeed the Rotherham man and take home a cheque for £200,000. With analysis from Steve Davis and John Parrott. Subsequent programmes subject to change. (S)


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10.30 Match of the Day 2 Adrian Chiles is joined by studio guests to review the day's Premiership action, featuring Tottenham Hotspur v Bolton Wanderers at White Hart Lane. Both teams have their sights on European football for next season and today's result could have a huge impact on whether they achieve their goals. Plus, a look back at yesterday's fixtures, including Chelsea v Manchester United, Liverpool v Aston Villa and Birmingham City V Newcastle United. (S)


11.20 RLM: The Wild Bunch (1969) A group of ageing outlaws, bound by a private code of honour and friendship, find themselves at odds with early 20th- century society. Classic Western, starring William Holden, Strother Martin and Edmond O'Brien. (S) BBC News 24 BBC Learning Zone (S)


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12.55 Oklahomal (1999) Musical, starring Maureen Lipman. 4.00 Are We There Yet? (2004) Premiere. Comedy, starring Ice Cube. 5.45 Dragonheart (1996) Fantasy adventure, stamng Dennis Quaid. 7.40 US Top 10 Rims currently on release. 8.00 Kinsey (2004) Premiere. Acclaimed drama, starring Liam Neeson. 10.00 The Ladykillers (2004) Comedy, starring Tom Hanks. 11.50 Gods and Generals (2003) American Civil War drama, stam'ng Stephen Lang, Jelf Daniels and Mira Sorvino. 3.25 Made Men (1999) Thriller, starring James Belushl. 5.00 Best Man in Grass Creek (2001) Comedy, starring John Hines.'


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12.30 School of Life (2003) Comedy, starring Ryan Reynolds. 2.30 Splltsville (1998) Comedy, starring David Berry. 4.20 Muppet Treasure Island (1996) Family comedy, with Tim Curry. 6.15 Cave In (2003) Thriller, starring Mimi Rogers. 8.00 Lara Crofb Tomb Raider — The Cradle of Life (2003) Adventure sequel, starring Angelina Jolie, Claran Hinds and Chris Bam'e. 10.00 Man on Rre (2004) Thriller, stamng Denzel Washington. 12.30 Legionnaire (1998) Adventure, starring JeanClaude Van Damme. 2.30 Brown Sugar (2002) Romantic drama, with Taye Diggs. 4.30 School of Life (2003) See 12.30pm.


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Voyager 3.00 Star Trek: Voyager 4.00 Stargale SG-1 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 The Simpsons 7.00 Malcolm in the Middle 7.30 The Simpsons 8.00 Dream Team. Dempsey realises the full honor of his acUons. 9.00 24. Logan Implements martial law. 10.00 Rescue Me. Tommy continues to steal Janet's medication. 11.00 Bones 12.00 Stargate SG-1 1.00 Stargate SG-1 1.50 Buffy the Vampire Slayer 2.40 Buffy the Vampire Slayer 3.30 Star Trek: Voyager 4.20 Voyager


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ITV Morning News (S) GMTV: The Sunday Programme Little Einsteins Toonattik (S) CITV Jonathan Dimbleby Including ITV News; Weather (S) The Planet’s Funniest Animals (R)(S) Volvo Ocean Race (S) Regional Programme The Crocodile Hunter Diaries (R) (S) FILM: Bill 8i Ted's Excellent Adventure (1988) Comedy, stamng Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter. (S) FILM: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968) Children's adventure, starring Dick Van Dyke and Lionel Jeffries. (S) Regional Programme Regional Programme ITV News; Weather (S) Emmerdale Tom invites Jean out for a drink, much to Terry's dismay. Pollard organises a hasty photo opportunity in a bid to make political capital out of Val's unpopularity with local voters. (S) Coronation Street Kelly offers a homeless Becky somewhere to stay. Danny tells Frankie he'll give her £50,000 as a divorce settlement, and the Battersby-Browns celebrate good news. Heartbeat Lord Ashfordly's niece is devastated when her prize racehorse is kidnapped and held to ransom, while a seedy photographer promises to make a star of Phil Bellamy's stepdaughter. (S) Agatha Christie's Marple A blizzard forces the sleuthing spinster to spend a night in an isolated Devonshire manor house — where a ouija board predicts a murder. Mystery drama with an all-star cast, including Geraldine McEwan, and Matthew Kelly. (S) ITV News; Weather (S) 847740 12 Books That Changed the World Meivyn Bragg continues his list with The Wealth of Nations, by Adam Smith, and two works by a collection of authors — the King James Bible and the Magna Carta. (S) World Rally Championship Highlights Action from the Rallye Argentina, where the cars and drivers will be tested to the limit on the gravel surfaces at high altitude. Presented by Issy Clarke and Paul King; (S) ITV News Headlines The Mint (S) Fat Chance (R) (S) Redcoats; (R) (S) ITV News Headlines Boot Sale Treasure Hunt (R) (S) Regional Programme


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Robinson examines the history of royal employment opportunities. (S) Desperate Housewives Edie gets the wrong idea about Karl and becomes convinced he is going to propose. Meanwhile, Carlos discovers more about Gabrielle’s relationship with her mother. (R) (S) Channel 4 News (S) Invasion Russell and Dave investigate events on Szura’s island in the Keys, while Underlay sets out to discover the role of the military in post-hurricane changes. (S) Derren Brown: Trick of the Mind The illusionist travels to Monaco, where he performs a fantastic memory feat. He also tries to make an amputee feel sensation in his missing limb. Last in series. (S) TV Heaven, Telly Hell Sean Lock invites comedian and Peep Show star David Mitchell to reveal his best and worst TV moments, which include Terry and June and religious show Heaven and Earth. Last in series. (S) FILM: The Firm (1993) Harvard graduate Tom Cruise gradually begins to realise the high-class company he’s been head-hunted to work for is controlled by the Mafia. Compelling legal thriller, with Gene Hackman. The Sopranos (R) (S) The Album Chart Show (R) King of the Hill KOTV Boxing magazine. (S) South American Football Championship French Football


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■ Everybody Hates Chris (five, 8.0 0pm ) The visit of the school photogra­ pher gets Chris hot when Rochelle wants him to wear a sweatshirt with a fire engine on the front.


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10.30 My Wedding Ruined My Life Fiona Allen presents a documentary showing how the happiest day in a bride's life can go wrong — from punch-ups at the reception to breaking up with the groom after just four hours. (S)


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ITV2 11.15Nanny91112.05 Emmerdale 3.10 Coronation Street 5.30 Rim: Mission: Impossible (1996). Action thriller, stam'ng Torh Cmise. 7.40 American Idol, The last six hopefuls perform. 8.30 American Idol. Another contestant is voted off. 9.00 Supernatural. A man v ani^e s into thin air. 10.00 Test Drive My Girifriend. Paul Danan tries his hand at life drawing. 10.30 Coronation Street. Kelly offers Becky a place to stay. 11.00 Rim: The Guru (2002). Comedy, stam'ng Jimi Mistry. 12.55 Movies Now 1.05 Quizmania 4.00 Teleshopping. Home shopping. 6.00 Close


E4 10.00 Greatest Ever Number Ones 12.05 World Challenge 1.10 Popworid 2.00 Live 24 3.00 Chanlelle’s Dream Dales 3.30 Totally Frank 4.00 Beauty and the Geek: The Aftermath 5.00 Friends 5.30 Friends 6.00 The OC. Marissa is implicated in Johnny's death. 7.00 Smallville: Superman the Early Years. Clark is seduced. 8.00 ER. Clemente tries a risky procedure. 9.00 Invasion. Russell's job is threatened. 10.00 Desperate Housewives. Gabrielle plans to adopt a child. 11.00 My Name Is ^ r t . Owed taxes are next on Earl's list. 11.30 Vodafone TBA 12.30 Smallville: Superman the Early Years 1.20 The OC 2.15 ER 3.00 My Name Is Earl 3.20 Beauty and the Geek: The Aftermath 4.05 Switched 4 30 Switched 4.50 Fool Around — With My Mum 5.15 Fool Around — With My Mum


SKY SPORTS 1 11.00 Goals on Sunday 1.00 Live Football League. A match from the Championship. 3.30 Live Super Sunday. Tottenham Hotspur v Bolton Wanderers (Kick-off 4.00pmj. Coverage of Ihe Premiership clash at White Hart Lane, where Ihe hosts are aiming to boost their Champions League aspirations. 6.30 Super Sunday: The Last Word 7.00 Football League 8.30 Live Spanish Football. Coverage of a La Liga match, as Spain’s best teams look to succeed 2004/05 champions Barcelona. 10.30 Football


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Wresting: Backlash. From the Rupp Arena in Lexington. Kentucky. 4.00 Football Special 5.30 Super Sunday: The Last Word


SKYSPOR-rS2 10.30 Live Cricket. Warwickshire v Scotland. All the action from today’s C&G Trophy North Division match at Edgbaston. Coverage of the Second Test between South Africa and New Zealand continues on the ihteractive service. 6.30 Live International Crirket. West Indies v Zimbabwe. Coverage ol the second one-day iritemational of the series at Antigua Recreation Ground in St John’s. 11.00 European Tour Golf 1.00 Football League 2.30 Spanish Foolbaii 4.30 Walersports World 5.30 World Sport


SKY SPORTS 3 11.00 Uve European Tour Golf. The Open de Espana. 3.00 Yachling 3.30 US Superbikes 5.30 Live Rugby Union. London Wasps v London Irish (Kick-off 6.00pm). Coverage of the Premiership clash at the Causeway Stadium, on the penultimate weekend of the reguiar season. 8.00 Uve US Tour Golf. The Classic of New Orleans. Coverage of the final day’s play at the English Turn Golf and Country Club in Louisiana, where Tim Petrovic returns to defend his title. 11.00 WWE: Late Night— Afterbum. Featuring the stats ol Smackdown. 12.00 VWVE: Late Night — Heat 1.00 US Superbikes 3.00 Rugby Union 4 3 0 Rally Fever 5.30 Moto Plus


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LIVE SUPER SUNDAY: Tottenham Hotspur V Bolton Wanderers (Kick-off 4.00pm). Coverage of this afternoon's Premiership clash at White Hart Lane, where the hosts are desperate to boost their Champions League.aspirations. A Kevin Nolan goal was enough to give the Trotters a 1 -0 victory earlier in the season but their form of late has been patchy, and Martin Jol’s men will expect to pick up three priceless points here as they conb'nue their quest to finish fourth in the Premiership. (SIqr Sports 1 ,3.30pm)


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