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■ D o c to r W h o (B B C 1 ,7 .1 5 pm ) Th e Doctor and R o se travel to an alien world where mankind has set­ tled after the de­ struction of Earth, and encounter an old enemy plotting revenge._


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4.30 Final Score (S) 2673825 5.20 BBC News; Regional News; Weather (S) 6528115


5.40 Just for Laughs A dog takes a van out for a spin. Last in series. (S) 618405


6.10 Strictly Dance Fever Graham Norton invites the 10 selected couples to razzle-dazzle with their rock 'n' roll and salsa numbers. (S) 7451950


7.15 Doctor Who New series. The Doctor and Rose travel to an alien world where mankind has settled after the destruction of Earth, and encounter an old enemy plotting revenge. (S) 302979


8.00 The National Lottery: Jet Set Eamonn Holmes introduces the quiz In which hopeful contestants battle it out for the chance to take the place of last week's winner on a luxury round-the-world trip. (S) 585486


9.25 Strictly Dance Fever Graham Norton returns to announce the result of the viewers' vote, revealing the first couple to be knocked out of the competition. (S) 637844


10.00 BBC News; Weather; (S) National . Lottery Update 217912


10.20 Match of the Day Highlights of today's Premiership fixtures, including Bolton Wanderers v Chelsea at the Reebok Stadium and Arsenal v West Bromwich Albion at Highbury. The Gunners are still chasing a Champions League spot, while the Baggies are just as desperate for the points as they continue their fight to avoid relegation. Plus, action from Everton v Tottenham Hotspur, Newcastle United v Wigan Athletic and Portsmouth v Middlesbrough. (S) 5096499


11.40 RLM: Terminal Velocity (1994) Thriller, starting Charlie Sheen and James Gandoifini; (S) Weatherview 566009


1.20 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross (R) (S) 7671852


2.20 BBC News 24 294557/9


8.35 Casualty Luke spots potential in a trouble-maker and takes him under his wing after he falls through the roof of a hall. Ellen struggles to hide her cancer, and Maggie gets a romantic email. (S) 474931


■ S n o o k e r : T h e W o r ld C h am p io n s h ip (B B C 2 ,1 2 .0 0 pm ) Hazel Irvine pre­ sents live coverage of the opening day's play at the Crucible Theatre, where Murphy begins his titie defence.


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35 Talking Movies (S) 5 / /24544


2.05 The Rockford Files (R) (S) 9382047 2.50 FILM: Hell and High Water (1954) Adventure, starring Richard Widmark and David Wayne. (S) 91718486


4.30 Snooker: The World Championship Further live coverage of the opening day's matches, where former champions Steve Davis and John Higgins begin their campaigns, against Andy Hicks and Mark Selby respectively. (S) 61134


5.30 Great British Menu Chefs John Burton Race and Michaei Caines prepare to face the j'udges as they discover who will be representing the South West in the competition's grand final. (R) (S) 937


6.00 Flog It! Paul Martin is joined by experts Thomas Plant and Mark Stacey in Weston-super-Mare, Somerset, where he meets people eager to earn easy money selling their valuables at auction. (R) 94009


7.00 Snooker: The World Championship. Shaun Murphy v James Wattana. Hazel Inrine presents live coverage from the Crucibie Theatre, as the final session of the first-round match gets under way, where the first player to reach 10 frames will progress. Murphy caused a sensation by becoming the first qualifier to win the title since 1979, and he'll be determined to prove that success wasn't a fluke. Plus, the latest on the opening session between Stephen Lee and Allister Carter. (S) 73114844


8.55 Around the World in 80 Treasures Part two of two. Dan Cruickshank flies from St Petersburg to Solovski Monastery, which is 100 miles south of the Arctic circle, before travelling to Poland and Germany. (R) (S) 397221


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9.25 FILM: Chocolat (2000) A woman and her daughter move to a French village and promptly disturb the strict morality of the residents by opening a chocolate shop. Romantic drama, stamng Juiiette Binoche. (S) 85675467


5.30 ITV Morning News (S) 65544 6.00 GMTV: Wakey! Wakey! 573793/ 7.25 Toonattik (S) 77377080 9.25 Holly and Stephen's Saturday Showdown (S) 80698757


11.30 ITV News; Weather (S) 1189028 11.35 Regional Programme 11.40 GP2 (S) 9620405 12.10 The Planet’s Funniest Animals (R) (S) 6318009


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12.30 FILM: That Darn Cat! (1965) Disney comedy, starring Hayley Mills and Dorothy Provine. (S) 38262318 The Rockford Files (S) 9033738 FILM: On the Buses (1971) TV spin-off, starring Reg Varney. (S) 913641 Regional Programme ITV News and Sport; Weather (S) 8976554 You’ve Been Framed! (R) (S) 603573 FILM: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) The wizard returns to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry to discover something is attacking students at random. Magical adventure sequel, starring Daniel Radcliffe. (S) 35503689 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Celebrity Chris Tarrant invites another batch of famous faces to attempt the 15 questions as they try to raise money for their chosen charities. The brave few comprise weather forecaster Sian Lloyd and her partner, MP Lembit Opik, as well as astrologer and Celebrity Fit Club graduate Russell Grant alongside former Three Degrees singer Sheila Ferguson. (S) 2134


10.00 Parkinson The king of chat talks to actor Martin Freeman about upcoming British


, film Confetti, a spoof documentary following three couples vying to stage the most original wedding, while actress Kathleen Tumer discusses bringing Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? to the West End. South Bank Show presenter Meivyn Bragg also discusses his new series 12 Books That Changed the World, starting tomorrow at 11.10pm. (8)522/


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Highlights of today’s first-round matches at the Crucibie Theatre in Sheffield, featuring Shaun Murphy v James Wattana and Stephen Lee v Allister Carter. (S) 280486


12.10 Snooker Extra (S) 879087 2.00 BBC Learning Zone (S) 7606581


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11.00 ITV News; Weather (S) 592283 11.14 Regional Programme 11.15 RLM: The Amityville Horror (1979) Supernatural shocker, starring James Brolin; (S) ITV News Headlines 38816405 The Mint; (S) ITV News Headlines 90174944 People’s Court (R) (S) 2540158 ITV Nightscreen 13790


5.55 Animated Tales of the World (R) (S) 8065776


6.10 The Hoobs (R) (S) 4904399 6.35 The Hoobs (R) (S) 7228825 7.00 French Football 95863 7.30 Freesports on 4 74370 8.00 The Morning Line (S) 8782825 8.55 T4: Futurama (R) (S) 7524863 9.20 T4: Pure T4 1267196 9.50 T4: Friends (R) (S) 6942467 10.20 T4: Popworld (S) 6928931 11.10 T4: Friends (R) (S) 3760554 11.35 T4: Beauty and the Geek (R) (S) 7595283


12.40 T4: Shipwrecked 2006: Battle of the Islands (R) (S) 4349757


2.00 Channel 4 Racing from Kempton Park, Haydock Park and Carlisle (S) 9047


4.00 FILM: Michael (1996) Romantic comedy, starring John Travolta. (S) 39496931


5.55 Deal or No Deal Game show, with Noel Edmonds. (S) 842592


6.45 Channel 4 News (S) 868221 7.00 The Passion: Films, Faith & Fury Dr Robert Beckford explores the relationship between the Church and Hollywood and hears the opinions of film industry figures, theologians and Christian followers on the matter. (S) 82399


9.00 FILM: Rush Hour2 (2001) Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker team up for more crime-fighting chaos when they take on the might of the Triads. Undemanding high-kicking comedy sequel, with John Lone and Ziyi Zhang. (Sj 94223825


10.40 Derren Brown: The Heist The illusionist undertakes his most ambitious challenge yet. Under the guise of a motivational seminar, he tries to persuade a group of businessmen and women to stage an armed robbery. (R) (S) 6820757


11.45GreenWingA documentary crew visit the hospital. (R) (S) 393689


12.55 4Music: The Album Chart Show 1573245


1.25 4Muslc: 4Music Presents: The Zutons 6418142-


1.55 4Music: These Boys: Franz Ferdinand (R) (S) 1272351


2.10 4Music: 4Play: Mystery Jets (R) (S) 7003158


2.25 4Music: 4Play: Leya (R) 1381993 2.40 4Music: Michael Jackson’s Moments (S) 8022993


2.45 Poker Nations Cup (R) 674968 4.15 The Jamie Kennedy Experiment (R)


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6.00 Sunrise 3/77660 6.55 Milkshake! 11741844 8.50 Shake! 26673625 11.30 Fifth Gear (R) (S) 35076115 12.35 The Gadget Show (R) (S) 4743478 1.25 FILM: Midnight Lace (1960) Thriller, starring Doris Day. (S) 68768757 FILM: Dennis (1993) Slapstick comedy starring Waller Matthau. (S) 8026399 Charmed Phoebe attends a high-school reunion and mysteriously turns back into her rebellious teenage self, while Piper enlists her father's help to discover why Chris is avoiding her. (R) (S) 2638775 FILM: The Cowboys (1972) Ageing rancher John Wayne is forced to take a group of inexperienced youngsters with him on a cattle drive. Middling Western adventure, co-starring. (S) 90503405 NCIS The team investigate the death of a fellow sailor who was found washed up ' on shore with the bodies of two drug runners. Gibbs is sure the sailor was not a crook, but the case exposes a trail of dodgy dealings. Crime drama, guest starring Lost’s Emilie de Ravin, with Mark Harmon. (S) 8227202 five news and sport (S) 4470931 CSI: NY A model collapses and dies on the catwalk during a fashion show, and the case sparks further investigation when a second body is found in the cargo area just outside the event venue. Meanwhile, a terminally ill patient claims he killed his doctor — but Stella and Flack realise his story cannot be true. (S) 9963863


10.25 Law & Order: Criminal Intent Goren reflects on his youthful sporting endeavours as he tries to track down the killer of a missing high-school basketball star and the private investigator hired to find him. The school has a proud tradition in the sport, after several prominent players have been transferred to it. (S) 8040486


11.25 FILM: The Ice Storm (1997) An American family search for meaning in their monotonous lives during the dark days of the Watergate scandal. Breathtaking, award-winning drama, with Sigourney Weaver. (S) 99958689


1.30 Law & Order: Criminal Intent (R) (S) 9788784


2.20 The Wright Stuff (R) (S) 84380069 3.30 The Wright Stuff (R)(S) 65/84/3 4.30 The Wright Stuff (R)(S) 89783852 5.35 Russell Grant’s Postcards (R) . 26007500


5.45 Russell Grant’s Postcards 60771142


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■ W h o W a n ts to B e a M illio n a ire ? C e le b r ity (ITV1,9.00pm) C h r is Tarrant in­ vites another batch of fam o u s fa ces to attempt the 15 quest ions a s they try to raise money for their charities.


■ The P a s s io n : F i lm s , Faitn & F u ry (Channel 4 ,7.00pm) Dr Robert Beckford explores the rela­ tionship between the Church and Hol­ lywood and hears the opinions of film Indu^ry figures.


■ L aw & Order: C r im in a l Intent (five, 10.25pm) Goren reflects on his youthful sport­ ing endeavou rs as he investrgates the deaths o f a miss­ ing basketball star an d a pnvate investigator.


■ T h e Q u e e n a t 8 0 (B B C 1 , 9.00pm) D ocum entary fol­ lowing E lizabeth II, showing h e r meet­ ings With the Prime Minister an d look­ ing b a c k at how the 19 9 0 s affected the monarchy.


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Breakfast (S) 37392852 Match of the Day (R) (S) 3677697 Easter Worship: He Is Risen (S) 59158 Urbi et Orbi (S) 9889326 Countryfile (S) 9599581 Cash in the Attic (R) (S) 9304177 B B C News (S) 24619210 Keeping Up Appearances (R) (S) 553581 FILM: The Borrowers (1997) Children's adventure, starring John Goodman and Mark Williams. (S) 5943697 EastEnders Omnibus. (S) 47814595 Songs of Praise Easter celebration from Lincoln. (S) 8675871 Weakest Link Sports personalities compete. (R) (S) 902581 Last of the Summer VVine Lenny hears a voice from above. (S) 962332 Antiques Roadshow Michael Aspel and the team present from Renishaw Hall in Derbyshire, where they examine a collection of bronzes, a portrait by Stanley Spencer and examples of 20th- century art pottery. (R) (S) 397055 B BC News; Regional News; Weather (S) 787158 Mayo An investigation into a geography teacher’s murder reveals he had a gambling problem. Suspecting the man’s wife was dealing to pay off the debts, Mayo calls in the drug squad. (S) 4887 The Queen at 80 Conclusion of the two- part documentary following Elizabeth II, showing her weekly meetings with the Prime Minister and looking back at how the 1990s affected the monarchy. 735/ B BC News; Weather (S) 762535 FILM: LA Confidential (1997) Powerful Fifties-set thriller, with Russell Crowe and Guy Pearce as cops thrown together to bust a complex murder case which threatens to expose corruption in LA's police force. Kevin Spacey, Danny DeVito and James Cromwell co-star in Curtis Hanson's acclaimed Fifties-set thriller, along with Kim Basinger, who won an Oscar for her role as a high-class hooker. (S) 32755968 FILM: In Her Defense (1998) Thriller, starring Marlee Matlin and Steven Morgan: (S) Weatherview 851630 Sign Zone: Holby City (R) (S) 1127901 Sign Zone: A Passion for Churches (R) (S) 94979949 Sign Zone: The Armstrongs (R) (S) 63131833 Sign Zone: Downsize Me (R) (S) 52375681 B BC News 24 28406//


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■ B a ld e rd a s h & P if f le (B B C 2 , 9.00pm) Victoria C o ren hosts an update on the definitions that the Oxford English Dictionary h a s changed fol­ lowing responses by viewers.


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6.00 CBeebies 15581 7.00 CBBC 490351 10.00 Sunday Style (S) 42790 11.30 Regional Programme 1.25 Sunday Grandstand: Rugby Union 51008852


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3.20 Cycling 7047516 4.40 Snooker: The World Championship Times may vary. (S) 8131245


6.00 Coast Geographer Nicholas


Crane finds out about tidal patterns along the south coast of Wales, and historian Neil Oliver explores the history of Cardiff coal. (S) 82535


7.00 Top of the Pops With perfomiances by Red Hot Chili Peppers, (Bnarls Barkley, Rhianna and Jose Gonzalez, as well as celebrity interviews and archive footage of classic hits. (S) 547041


7.35 Snooker: The World Championship Steve Davis v Andy Hicks and John Higgins v Mark Selby. Two former champions conclude their first-round matches this evening at the Crucible Theatre, with Davis and Higgins looking to reach round two. Higgins won here in 1998 and stands a genuine chance of regaining the title after an excellent season, while Davis will give his opponent the utmost respect, with Hicks having reached the semi-final back in 1995. Ray Stubbs presents. (S) 772993


9.00 Balderdash & Piffle Journalist and author Victoria Coren hosts an update on some of the definitions that the Oxford English Dictionary has changed following responses by viewers, including the history of 'cool' and the first time someone was said to be 'made-up' when happy. (S) 5993


10.00 Match of the Day 2 Adrian Chiles presents highlights of today's Premiership action, including the match between Blackburn Rovers and Liverpool at Ewood Park. (S) 606603


10.50 Snooker: The World Championship Ray Stubbs presents highlights of this evening’s first-round matches, featuring the conclusion of John Higgins v Mark Selby and Steve Davis v Andy Hicks. (S) 959852


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1.40 BBC News 24 97898/4 2.00 BBC Learning Zone (S) 7673253


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SKY MOVIES 1 1050 Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (2004) See 5.30pm. 1Z50 Boy Meets Girl (1998) Romantic comedy, stamng Sean /tetin. 250 The Secret of NIMH (1982) /tnimaled tale, voiced by Derek Jacobi. 4.00 Kangaroo Jack: G ’Day USA (2004) Animated sequel, with the voice of Ahmed Best, Joshua Keaton and Jeff Bennett. 5.30 Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen (2004) Teen drama, star­ ring Undsay Lohan, Adam Garcia, Glenne Headly and /Uison Pill. 750 Sky Movies News The latest from Hollywoi^. 8.00 Hitch (2005) Premiere. Romantic comerN, stamng Will Smith. 10.001, Robot (2004) Sci-li thriller, stamng Will Smith. 12.00 Hitch (2005) See 8.00pm. 2.00 Everybody Loves Sunshine (1998) Violent drama, stamng David Bowie, Rachel Shelley and Andrew Goth, who also directed. 3.45 Clockwork Mice (1995) British drama, stamng Ian Hart. 5.30 The Secret of NIMH (1982) See 2.30pm.


SKY MOVIES 2 1050 Raising Helen (2004) See 5.45pm.


1250 BMX Bandits (1983) Children's adventure, with Nicole Kidman. 2.15 Loch Ness (1995) Family drama, slamng Ted Danson. 4.05 Tom and Jerry: Blast Off to Mara (2005) Animated adventure, with the voice of Billy West and Brad Garrett. 5.45 Raising Helen (2004) Romantic comedy drama, stamng Kate Hudson, John Corbett, Joan Cu^ck and'Helen Mirren. 8.00 The Chronicles of Riddick (2004) Scl-fi sequel, stamng VIn Diesel, Judi Dench, Alexa Davalos and Thandie Newton. 10.00 Starsky & Hutch (2004) Tongue-in-cheek big-screen version of the dassio Seventies cop phow, stamng Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson as the detective duo. who set out to track down a dnig dealer. 11.45 As sa s s in s (1995) Thriller, slamng Sylvester Stallone. 2.00 Love Don’t Cost a Thing (2003) Teenage comedy, stamng Nick Cannon, Christina Milian and Jordan Burg.


3.45 The Girl Next Door (1997) Thriller, stamng Sharon Gless 550 BMX Bandits (1983) See 12.30pm.


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12.00 Stargate Atlantis 1.00 The Simpsons 1.30 Malcolm in the Middle 2.00 Futurama 2.30 The Simpsons 3.00 Malcolm in the Middle 3.30. Futurama 4.00 The Simpsons 450 Malcolm in the Middle 5.00 Malcolm in the Middle 5.30 Malcolm in the Middle 6.00 Tljr^lmpsons. With the voice of Lisa Kudrow. 6.30 The Simpsons. Spooky .h^owe'en tales. 7.00 The Simpsons. Homer’s mother asks for help. 7.30 The Simpsons. Michael Moore guest stars. 8.00 Vroom Vroom. Ught-hearted motoring magazine. 9.00 Hollywood Grand Prix. The 30th annual race. 1050 Movies’ Greatest Cars 1250 Battlestar Galactica 150 Australia’s Deadliest Destinations 2.35 Mutant X 350 Road Wars 450 Star Trek: Voyager


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7.00 Three's Out-fakes. A selection of hilarious blunders. 7.15 Strictly Dance Fever on Three 8.00 Doctor Who Confidential 8.30 The Apprentice.


The.contestants sell products to trade. 9.30 The /Apprentice: You’re RredI 10.00 Rim; Hard Rain (1998). Action adventure, stamng Christian Slater. 11.35 Kick Ass Miracles 1Z05 Kick Ass Miracles. Chris Cmdelli meets people who lead extreme lives. 1230 Kick /Ass Miracles 1.00 Kick /Ass


Miracles 1.30 Kick/Ass Miracles 200 Kick/Ass Miracles 230 The /Apprentice: You're Rredl 3.00 Manchester Passion 4.00 Close


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9 5 5 Emmerdale 1210 Coronation Street 2 30 Coronation Street Special 3.30 Holiday Showdown 45 0 Movies Now 4.45 The Making of Ant & Dec’s Alien Autopsy 5.30 Celebrity Rt Club Rnal 7.00 Surface. A tsunami approaches. Lastinseries.8.00Nanny911.Alawycrwithuhrulykids. 8.50 Movies Now. A chat with the cast of Scary Movie 4.9.00 Rim: The World Is Not Enough (1999). Jarnes Bond thriller, stamhg Pierce Brosnan.


Including Entertainment News Update. 1155 Test Drive My Girlfriend 1205 Haunted Homes 1250 Movies Now 1.00 Quizmania 3.30


Emmerdale 5 5 0 ITV2 Nightscreen 6.00 Close


1200 Roland and Zammo's School Disco 2 0 0 The Album Chart Show 230 Hollyoaks 5.00 Friends 555 Friends 5.55'Shipwrecked 2006; Battle of the Islands 7.05 Beauty and the Geek. Chuck and Richard's rivalry comes to a head. 8.00 Friends. Ross and Rachel leave Las Vegas mar­ ried. 850 Friends. Phoebe teases Ross about Rachel. 9.00 The Ultimate Pop Star. The 50 biggest-selling artists of all time. 12.40 Pom: A Family Business 1.15 Pom; A Family Business 1.55 Shipwrecked 2006: Battle of the Islands 3.10 Beauty and the Geek 3 5 5 Pom; A Family Business 455 Switched 4.50 Fool Around — With My Boyfriend


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1200 Soccer Saturday 5.00 Live Rugby Union. Bath v Bristol Shoguns (Kick-off 5.15pm). 7.55 Champions League Weekly 855 Football Rrst 10.15 Football Rrst 11.45 Football R rst 1.15 Football Rrst 2 45 Football Rrst 4.15 Football Rrst 5.45 Sky Sports Classics


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6.00 Live Intemalional CrickeL India v England. 1230 Legends of Cricket 1.00 Australran Rugby League 2 50 YachUng 3.00 Legends of Cricket 3.30 International Cricket 6.00 European Toirr Golf 8.00 Live US Tour Golf The Verizon Heritage. Coverage from the third day's play at the Harbour Town Golf Unks rn Hilton Head Island, South Carolina, Avhere Peter Lonanf is the reigning champion, 11.00 International Cricket 150 Australian Rugby League 3.00 Shift Adventure Snowriders 3.30 international Cricket


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1200 V ^ E : Bottom Une 1.00 NBA Basketball 3.00 European Tour Golf 5.00 U Carl Do It 5.05 WWE: Smackdown 7.00 IntemaUonal Cricket 950


Australian Rugby League. Tough-tackling action. 11.00 WWE: — Bottom Une 200 Rugby Union


3.30 World Sport 4.00 Spanish Football 5.30 Charnpions League Weekly


LIVE INTERNATIONAL CRICKET: India V England. Coverage of the seventh and final one-day intemalional at the Nehru Stadium in Indore, where both sides will be hoping to finish on a high in preparation for the forthcoming Worid Cup which is held next year in the Caribbean. The last rime the hosts played on this ground they beat Australia thanks to a Sachin Tendulkar century, but with the influential batsman missing due to injury, Rahul Dravid's men will have to look elsewhere for inspiration. (Sky Sports 1,6.00am)


SKY MOVIES 1 10.50 FemGully: The Last Rainforest (1992) See 4.40am.


12.10 Tarzan and the Lost City (1998) Jungle caper, with Casper Van Dien, Steven Waddington and Winston Ntshona. 1.50 Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) Spielberg adventure, starring Harrison Ford, Karen Allen, Denholm Elliott and Alfred Molina. 3.50 Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984) Tongue-in-cheek adventure, starring Harrison Ford. Kate Capshaw and Ke Huy Quan. 5.50 Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) Tongue-in-cheek adventure, with Harrison Ford and Sean Connery. 8.00 Blade: Trinity (2004) Horror sequel, starring Wesley Snipes. 10.00 Shaun of the Dead (2004) Tongue-in-cheek horror, stam'ng Simon Pegg. Nick Frost, Kate Ashfield, Dylan Moran, Lucy Davis and Bill Nighy. 11.45 Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) Offbeat romantic drama, starring Jim Carrey, Kate Winslet and Kirsten Dunst. I.


35 In & Out (1997) Comedy, starring Kevin Kline.


3.10 P ie ce s of April (2003) Comedy drama, stam'ng Katie Holmes. 4.40 FemGully; The Last Rainforest (1992) Ecological animated adven­ ture, with the voice of Robin Williams, Tim Curry and Christian Slater.


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30 Garfield (2004) See 6.20pm.


12.55 Spiceworld: The Movie (1997) Musical adventure, starring the Spice Girls, Elton John, Jools Holland, Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie. 2.30 The King and I (1999) Musical animation, with the voice of Miranda Richardson, Christians Noll, Marlin Vidnovic and Ian Richardson. 4.00 The Magic Roundabout (2005) Animated adventure, with the voice of Robbie Williams, Tom Baker Ray Winstons and Ian McKellen. 5.45 Ocean’s Twelve Behind the Scenes 6.20 Garfield (2004) Comedy, with the voice of Bill Murray. 8.00 Rn ding Neverland (2004) Premiere. Magical drama, starring Johnny Depp, Kate Winslet, Dustin Hoffman, Julie Christie and Freddie Highmore. 9.45 The Aviator (2004) Biopic, starring Leonardo DiCaprio. 12.45 Once Upon a Time In Mexico (2003) Action thriller, starring Antonio Banderas, Mickey Rourke and Salma Hayek.


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2.35 Brealdng Up (1996) Drama, stam’ng Russell Crowe. 4.15 A Father’s Son (1999) Biopic of actor Michael Landon. John Schneider, Cheryl Ladd and Joel Berti star.


S K Y ONE 12.00 Enterprise 1.00 The Simpsons 2.00 Futurama 2.30 The Simpsons 3.00 Malcolm in the Middle 3.30 Futurama 4.00 The Simpsons 4.30 Malcolm in the Middle 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 The Simpsons 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 The Simpsons 7.00 Dream Team 9.00 24 10.00 Rescue Me 11.00 Bones 12.00 Best of Brainiac: Science Abuse 1.00 Buffy the Vampire Slayer 1.50 Mr Personality 2.40 Vinnie's Football Shorts 3.30 StarTrek: Voyager 4.20 StarTrek: Voyager


B B C THREE 7.00 Three’s Out-Takes. A selection of hilarious blunders. 7.05 Doctor Who. The Doctor meets an old enemy- 7.50 Doctor Who Confidential 8.20 Rim: The Italian Job (1969). Crime caper, starring Michael Caine. 10.00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. Janet starts her job at the Archer. 10.30 Ideal. Moz Is forced into a kidnapping plot. 11.00 The Real Hustle 11.30 Wedding Stories 12.30 The Ferocious Mr Rxit ^J25 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 1.55 Ideal. Moz is forced into a kid­ napping plot. 2.25 The Real Hustle 2.55 Wedding Stories 3.55 Close


ITV2 11.45 American Idol 12.35 American Idol 1.00 Nanny 911 1.50 Emmerdale 4.40 Coronation Street 7.00 The Planet’s Funniest Animals 7.30 Movies Now. A chat with the cast of Scaiy Movie 4.7.40 American Idol 8.30 American idol. Another finalist is voted off. 9.00 Supernatural. The pair investigate a phantom truck driver. 10.00 Test Drive My Girlfriend 10.30 Coronation Street 11.00 Rim: Supernova (2000). Sci-fi thriller, star­ ring James Spader. Including Entertainment News Update. 12.40 Love Chain 1.00 Quizmania 4.00 Teleshopping 6.00 Close


E4 12.00 Chantelle’s Zero to Hero ZOO Young, Sexy and Hollywood 3.00 Chantelle’s Dream Dates 3.30 Totally Frank 4.00 Beauty and the Geek 5.00 Friends 5.30 Friends 6.00 The OC 7.00 Smallviile: Superman the Earfy Years 8.00 ER 9.00 Invasion. Christina has an ultrasound scan. 10.00 Desperate Housewives. Susan receives an offer she can’t refuse. 11.00 My Name Is Earl 11.30 Smallvnlle: Superman the Early Years 1Z20 The OC 1.10 ER Z05 My Name Is Earl 2.30 Beauty and the Geek 3.15 Young, Sexy and Hollywood 4.00 Chantelle’s Dream Oates 4.20 Switched 4.45 Fool Around — Wlh Jodie Marsh


SKY SPORTS 1 11.30 Live Super Sunday. Aston Villa v Birmingham City (Kick-off 12.00pm). ZOO Live Super Sunday. Blackburn Rovers v Liverpool (Kick-off 2.30pm). 5.00 Live Speedway. The Elite League Riders’ Championship. 7.30 Live Spanish Football. A La Uga match. 10.00 Football Special 11.30 Football League Review. A round-up of recent matches. 12.30 Spanish Football ZOO Football Special 4.00 Football League Review 5.00 Champions League Weekly 5.30 FIFA Futbol Mundial


SKY SPORTS 2 9.30 Uve International Cricket. South Africa v New Zealand. 4.30 Legends of Cricket 5.00 Seamaster Sailing 5.30 Yachting 6.00 European Tour Golf 8.00 Live US Tour Golf. The Verizon Heritage. 11.00 European Tour Golf 1.00 Spee(Jway 3.30 British Motocross 4.30 Seamaster Sailing 5.00 Close


SKY SPORTS 3 1Z00 WWE: Heat 1.00 European Tour Golf 3.00 British Motocross 4.00 Watersports Worid 5.00 WWE:.Experience 6.00 Rugby Union 8.00 World Sport 8 30 WWE Special 9.30 WWE: Late Night — Afterfaum 10.30 WWE: U te Night— Velocity 11,30 \WWE: Heat 1Z30 WWE Special 1.30 Rugby Union 3.30 Australian Rugby League 5.30 Close


U V E SUPER SUNDAY: Blackburn Rovers v Liverpool (Kick-off 2.30pm). Today’s second live Premiership match comes from Ewood Park, as the home side look to record their


; first league victory over the Reds since 1996. Rovers finished that season 13th, but are faring much better this time around and looking on course to secure European football next term, although their good run could be put on hold momentarily this afternoon, as they take on a Liverpool side in red-hot form. (Sky Sports 1 ,2.00pm)


Live coverage of the first round of the World Snooker Championship at the Crucible Theatre in Sheffield, Including Stephen Maguire v Mark King and Stephen Lee v Allister Carter. 3123239


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1.50 FILM: Jesus Christ Superstar (1973) Musical, starring Ted Neeley, Yvonne Elliman and Carl Anderson. 77984581 FILM: Out of Africa (1985) Meryl Streep and Robert Redford star in this breathtaking Oscar-winning romantic drama based on the life of writer Karen Blixen. (S) 49762055 Regional Programme rrv News; Weather (S) 694103 Emmerdale Paddy’s romantic gesture gets Marlon into trouble. Adam tries to talk Steph out of going to the police, and Diane is shocked when Val admits she’s still in love with Pollard. (S) 7887 Coronation Street Gail’s worst fears are confirmed when her birthday post brings a card signed Richard Hillman. Danny comes under fire from the Baldwins and Barlows over Mike’s will. (S) 239 The Royal Frankie accidentally injures a man attempting to steal his motorbike, but is stricken with guilt when the thief dies after crashing the vehicle. Last in series, with Scott Taylor. 6055 The Incredible Journey of Mary Bryant First of a two-part drama about an 18th- century British female convict who was among the first to be sent to Australia. Romola Garai and Jack Davenport star. Concludes tomorrow. (S) 9/42 rrV News; Weather (S) 737662 12 Books That Changed the World New series. Meivyn Bragg offers a list of revolutionary writings, beginning with works by Isaac Newton and Marie Slopes, as well as The First Rule Book of the Football Association. (S) 732887 It’s My Life (S) 3710543 IRB Rugby Sevens; (S) ITV News Headlines 1980475 The Mint (S) 767833 Fat Chance (R) (S) 36180253 Redcoats; (R) (S) ITV News Headlines 63142949 Boot Sale Treasure Hunt (R) (S) 6610307 Regional Programme


6.10 The Hoobs (R) (S) 489/87/ 6.35 The Hoobs (R) (S) 7122697 7.00 Transworld Sport (S) 7293968 7.55 Freesports on 4 (R) 4/30974 8.25 Vee-JV (S) 2154806 8.55 T4: One Tree Hill (S) 3879887 9.55 T4: Hollyoaks (S) 75577871 12.25 T4: Shipwrecked 2006: Battle of the Islands (S) 355806


2.10 T4: Totally Frank (S) 2238871 2.45 T4: The OC (S) 987784 3.45 T4: Hollyoaks Extreme Challenge (S) 6344974


4.50 Shroud of Christ? (R) (S) 1425852 5.50 Time TeamThe team try to excavate a stone tower in Applecross, Scotland. (S) 390/77


6.50 Desperate Housewives Dr Ron has bad news for Susan, while Gabrielle reaches the end of her tether with Sister Mary Bernard. Bree and Betty discover they have more in common than they first thought. (R) (S) 685697


7.40 Channel 4 News (S) 607968 8.00 Invasion Russell and Underlay work together to track armed hybrids Derek and Christina, but are distracted by a suspicious group of immigrant workers. Larkin enlists a military source to assist in


-her investigation of Paxton, and Mariel tells Rose and Jesse the truth about her hurricane experience. (S) 4697


9.00 Derren Brown: Trick of the Mind The psychological magician sets out to get two people communicating with each other despite speaking different languages and performs a routine spanning the canals of Venice. He also invites Robbie Williams to a remote location in the East End for a spot of body piercing. (S) 5264


9.30 TV Heaven, Telly Hell Sean Lock invites comedian Bill Bailey to reveal his best and worst TV moments, which include celebrity wildlife shows and the Last Night of the Proms. (S) 89448


10.00 FILM: Heartbreakers (2001 )A mother and daughter team up to con rich bachelors out of a fortune using their considerable feminine wiles. Uneven comedy, starring Sigourney Weaver and Jason Lee. (S) 64430055


12.15 The Album Chart Show (R) 4040920 12.50 KOTV (S) 1478746 1.20 French Football 504956 3.10 Freesports on 4 (R) 56546727 3.35 Dispatches: Britain’s Rubbish (R) (S) 7777123


■ T h e Incredible J o u rn e y of M a ry Bryant (ITV1,9.00pm) Two-part drama about an 18th- century British female convict who was among the first to be sent to Australia.


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■ E v e ry b o d y H a te s C h r is (five, 8.00pm) C h r is and Greg find their ideas don’t match when they work together o n a sch o o l sc i­ e n c e project, and Ju liu s finds S200 in food stamps.


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2.35 FILM: Wakko’s Wish (1999) Animaniacs adventure, with the voice of Jess Hamell, Rob Paulsen and Tress MacNeille. 33854245


4.10 FILM: Popeye (1980) Robin Williams brings the pipe-smoking, spinach- guzzling sailor to life in this comic-strip musical, based on the acclaimed cartoons. (S) 73686351


6.00 five news and sport (S) 7864974 6.10 FILM: Agent Cody Banks (2003) Premiere. A junior secret agent begins his latest mission by starting at a new school — but soon finds his training can’t help him make friends or impress the girl of his dreams. Action-packed espionage adventure, starting Frankie Muniz, Hilary Duff and Angie Harmon. (S) 32842992


8.00 Everybody Hates Chris Chris and (5reg find their ideas don’t match when they work together on a school science project, and when Julius finds $200 in food stamps he sends Rochelle out shopping, but her pride leaves her spending the family's cash instead. (S) 2009081


8.30 Everybody Hates Chris Tired of getting blamed for Tonya's mischief, Chris sneaks to his friend's house after school without his parents’ permission. The move seems a good one, with his sister the one who keeps getting into trouble, until Greg’s father comes home from work early one night. Comedy, with Tyler Williams; (S) five news at 9 2922968


9.00 FILM: Panic Room (2002) A mother and daughter get trapped when robbers target their home. Taut thriller from director David Fincher, with young Kristen Stewart acquitting herself well with a mature performance opposite one­ time child star Foster. Forest Whitaker and Dwight Yoakam also appear. Including five News Update. 14668622


4.30 Scrapheap Challenge (R) (S) 7375814 5.25 Countdown (R) (S) 6869098


12.05 Movie Lounge (R) (S) 9470369 12.50 Major League Baseball Live 53870746 4.05 Motorsport Mundial (R) 64588727 4.30 Dutch Football


11.10 World’s Wildest Police Videos Real-life crimes captured by cameras inside patrol cars and police helicopters. Hosted by former US sheriff John Bunnell. (R) (S) 8359245


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