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■ Casualty (BBC1, 8.35pm) Abs grows increasingly jealous of Greg's relationship with iijina, and is upset when his girlfriend organ'rses a house party without tailing him.


6.00 Breakfast (S) 10.00 Saturday Kitchen James Martin cooks


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1 1 .30 A Taste of My Life With Max Beesley. (S)


for Diarmuid Gavin. (S)


12.00 BBC News; Weather (S) ■12.10 Football Focus A look ahead to tomorrow’s FA Community Shield. (S)


1.00 Grandstand The European Athletics Championships. Sue Barker and Hazel Irvine present live coverage of the sixth day's action at the Ullevi Stadium in


4.50


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Gothenburg, Sweden. (S) Final Score Round-up of ri


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5.30 The Green Green Grass Boycie buys cows for the farm. (R) (S) Weakest Link Stars from BBC medical dramas including Holby City, Casualty and Bodies face the caustic comments of Anne Robinson as they put their general knowledge to the lest. (R) (S) How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria? The 10 contestants get their first chance to sing live, hoping their perfor­ mance will win the public’s vote, as well as the plaudits of Andrew Lloyd Webber and a panel of experts. (S) The National Lottery: In It to Win It Dale Winton hosts the quiz show in which five hopeful contestants compete to win a big-money jackpot — or a share if more than one of them reaches the final. Including the all-important Lotto, Dream Number and Thunderball draws. Casualty Abs grows increasingly jealous of Greg’s relationship with Nina, and is upset when his girlfriend organises a house party without telling him. A patient inspires Guppy to start living his life fo the full, while Tess and Sam argue about Mike's return from hospital. (S) How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria? Graham Norton and Andrew Lloyd Webber announce the result of tonight’s vote, as one would-be Maria leaves the show. Ronan Keating also performs his latest single. (S) BBC News; Weather; (S) National Lottery Update


viewers can access extended coverage on the interactive service. BBC News; Regional News; Weather


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10.15 FILM: Shanghai Knights (2003) Premiere. Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson return as the mismatched pair, this lime heading for adventure on the misty streets of Victorian London. Martial arts comedy sequel, with Aidan Gillen and Donnie Yen; (S) Weatherview


12.10 BBC News 24


■ The Story of Ught Entertainment (BBC2,9.25pm) Stephen Fry charts the rise in profile of comedi­ ans from their humble beginnings as low-ranking variety performers.


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6.00 CBeebies 7.00 CBBC 11.00 European Athletics Championships Hazel Irvine is joined by Paula Radcliffe to present live coverage of the women’s marathon on the sixth day of the championships in Gothenburg, Sweden. Coverage continues on BBC One. (S) The Sky at Night (R) (S) The Flying Gardener (R) (S) Star Trek: The Next Generation (R) (S) Racing from Ascot and Haydock Including the 2.45 Petros Rose of


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10.55 Laughter in the House: The Story of British Sitcom Highlights of 1970s sitcoms, which tackled many burning issues of the era and introduced some of the most memorable characters in the history of British comedy. (R) (S)


11.45 FILM: Holiday on the Buses (1974) Big-screen version of the popular TV comedy series, which sees Reg Varney and the gang spreading their own brand of comic chaos at a holiday camp. Stephen Lewis also stars. (S) Close BBC Learning Zone (S)


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Lancaster Slakes (1m 2 1/20- (S) Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em (R) (S) Eisteddfod 2006 (S) Flog It! Paul Marlin meets people in Lincoln eager to make a profit selling their valuables. (R) (S) BBC Proms 2006 The European Union Youth Orchestra, conducted by Vladimir Ashkenazy, perform Mozart’s Violin Concerto No 5, Shostakovich’s Symphony No 4 and Schnittke’s (K)ein Sommemachtstraum. (S) Grumpy Old Holidays More irreverent holiday opinions, this lime focusing on adventurous holidays, as celebrities including Michael Winner and Jenny Eclair vent their anger at trips like exotic cruises on a boat with 2,000 irritating tourists, and skiing trips that leave participants cold and bmised. Last in series. (R) (S) The Story of Light Entertainment Stephen Fry continues the history of the genre by considering the rise in profile of comedians, from their humble beginnings as low-ranking variety performers to the high-earning superstars of today. Fry recalls the successes of Max Miller and Tony Hancock, the surrealism of Monty Python and the impact of Peter Kay and Ricky Gervais. Contributors include Victoria Wood and Bruce Forsyth. (S)


5.30 ITV Morning News (S) 6.00 GMTV: Wakey! Wakey! 7.25 Toonattik(S) 9.25 Saturday Cooks — Chef v Britain (R) 9.55 Saturday Cooks Live! (S) 11.30 ITV News; Weather (S) 11.40 Regional Programme 11.45 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries (R) (S) 12.00 GP2 (S) 12.30 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Celebrity (R) (S)


5.55 6.10 6.35 7.00 7.30 8.00


Inuk (R) (S) The Hoobs (R) (S) The Hoobs (R) (S) G4 Land Rover Challenge 2006 FiA GT Championship


___ The Morning Line (S) 8.55 T4: Big Brother’s Little Brother (S)


1.30 The Cosby Mysteries (R) (S) 21006015 3.15 FILM: Back to the Future Part III (1990) Enjoyable sci-fi comedy sequel in which time-travelling teenager Michael J Fox and crazy scientist Christopher Lloyd are transported back to the days of the Wild West. (S)


5.20 Regional Programme 5.35 ITV News and Sport; Weather 5.50 Prehistoric Park Saving sabre-toothed cats from starvation. (S)


7.55 You’ve Been Framed! Harry Hill narrates another batch of home-video howlers, including footage of a comical crash and a flying dog. Plus, the host challenges viewers to film a clever canine. (R) (S)


6.50 The X Factor: One Year On One-off programme finding out what has happened to contestants from last year’s series. Plus, the auditionees who failed to make the grade — but still found fame.


9.25 T4: Futurama (R) (S) 9.55 T4: Friends (R) (S) 10.25 T4: Friends (R) (S) 11.00 T4: Chancers 2006: The Auditions 11.15 T4: Big Brother: Live Eviction (R) (S) 12.20 T4: Chancers 2006: The Auditions 12.30 T4: Big Brother: Live Eviction (R) (S) 1.00 T4: Charmed Piper becomes a competitive mother. (R) (S)


2.00 Channel 4 Racing from Nevymarket and Redcar Derek Thompson and Peter Naughton introduce live coverage of today’s seven feature races, including the 3.10 Swynford Paddocks Hotel Sweet Solera Slakes (7f) from Newmarket. (S)


4.00 FILM: The Swann (1978) Ferocious Brazilian bees descend on America — leaving a trail of terror in their wake. Appalling disaster drama, with Michael Caine, Henry Fonda and Richard Chamberlain. (S)


6.45 Channel 4 News (S) 7.10 Tony Benn: Interviewing the


8.25 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Celebrity Couples including Richard Madeley and Judy Finnigan play the big- money quiz for charity. Greg and Lucy Rusedski also take part, along with Trisha Goddard and Peter Gianfrancesco. (S)


9.25 Midsomer Murders Bamaby and Scott enter the world of botany to search for the killer of a retired teacher found dead shortly after smuggling a tare orchid out of Borneo. The discovery of two more bodies makes the detectives realise the murderer will stop at nothing to get hold of the coveted plant. (R)


11.25 rrv News; Weather (S) 11.40 Love Island: The Story So Far A chance to catch up with the week’s events on the island. (S)


12.15 FILM: Midnight Run (1988) Must-see comedy thriller, with Robert De Niro as a bounty hunter engaged in a battle of wits with a fraudster (Charles Grodin) while striving to bring him to justice. (S)


2.15 Quizmania; ifV News Headlines 4.35 Trading Treasures (R)(S) 5.00 n v Nightscreen


8.10 What Makes Us Human? Part one of two. Dr Armand Leroi explores the differences that set apart humans from animals. Instead of looking to the past, he considers modem oddities and aberrations. (S)


Interviewers The former Member of Parliament turns the tables on some of his old adversaries as he questions broadcasters John Humphrys, Jon Snow, Nick Robinson and Jeremy Paxman. (S)


■ The X Factor:


One Year On (ITV1,6.50pm) Programme charting the lives of contestants from last yearns series. Some, including Shayne Ward and Chico, have achieved success.


■ Tony Bonn: Interviewing the Interviewers (Channel 4, 7.10pm) The fonrier Member of Pariia- ment questions broadcasters John Humphrys and Jeremy Paxman.


■ NCIS (five, 7.30pm) The remains of a Manne are discov­ ered impaled on a tree stump in the forest. The team’s investigation leads to the local militia and a weapons deal gone wrong.


6.00 Sunrise 6.55 Milkshake! 9.05 Shake! 11.40 Extreme Engineering (R) (S) 12.10 FILM: The World of Suzie Wong (1960)1 Turgid romantic melodrama about an ‘ American artist working in Hong Kong who (alls for his model, a local prostitute. William Holden stats. (S) FILM: The Beach Boys: An American Family (2000) Interesting biopic of one of| America’s best-loved singing groups, who hit the big time in the 1960s with


five 2.40 5.45


classic hits like Surfin’ USA. Fred Weller I and Nick Stabile star. (S) FILM: K-911 (1999) Ageing crime- fighters James Belushi and his tnisty hound are paired with a speedier, fitter, female team. Cop corned^ sequel, also


7.15 7.30


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9.10 Big Brother Highlights from the past 24 hours inside the most talked-about house in Britain. (S)


10.10 RLM: Vanilla Sky (2001) The laid-back lifestyle of a New York playboy is shattered when an unbalanced old flame discovers he’s fallen lor someone else. Slick remake of intriguing psychological thriller Open Your Eyes. Tom Cruise, Cameron Diaz, Kurt Russell and Jason Lee star, with Penelope Cmz, who also appeared in the original. (S)


4.45 30 Minutes How British police deal with tape cases. (R) (S)


5.10 Countdown (R) (S)


1.50 Big Brother Live The latest action from the Big Brother house, as it happens.


starring Christine Tucci. five news and sport (S) NCIS The remains of a Marine are discovered impaled on a tree stump in the forest. The team’s investigation leads to the local militia and a weapons deal gone wrong. Mark Hamnon stars. (S) NCiS A Navy Seal falls to his death during a training exercise for a secret mission and his commanding officer believes it was an accident. Analysis of the victim’s equipment reveals it was sabotage, but when fingerprints at the crime scene lead to nothing, the agents decide to re-enact the sequence of events. (S) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation The team are called to the home of a family who have disappeared. Blood found at the scene suggests they have been murdered, but Nick becomes convinced the daughter is alive and somewhere in the house. However, the others think the trauma of his recent abduction has affected his judgement. William Petersen and George Eads star. (R) (S)


1025 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit The decomposing body of a five-year-old girl is found, leading to the revelation that a homicidal paedophile is on the loose. Gritty drama, with Christopher Meloni. (S)


12.45 Big Brother Diary Room Uncut A peep into the house’s most secret room.


11.25 FILM: A Perfect World (1993) Clint Eastwood’s emotional melodrama about a convict (Kevin Costner) who escapes from prison and takes a seven-year-old boy hostage. Eastwood co-stars. (S) Quiz Call Interactive game show giving viewers the chance to phone in and answer questions for cash prizes. Wildlife SOS Orphaned baby hedgehogs arrive. (R) (S)


1.50 5.30


■ Dawn French’s Girls Who Do


Comedy (BBC1,10.15pm) New series. The comedienne explores the world of the female comic, speaking to leading figures in the business.


6.00 Breakfast (S) 9.00 News 24 Sunday (S) 10.00 Heaven and Earth with Gloria Hunniford (S)


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6.00 CBeebies 7.00 CBBC


11.00 Countryfile (S) 12.00 BBC News (S) 12.05 Regional Programme


12.35 EastEnders (S) 2.25 European Athletics Championships Sue Barker introduces five coverage of the concluding events of the championships at the Ullevi Stadium in Gothenburg, Sweden, including the men’s 4x100m relay final. (S)


4.40 As Time Goes By Lionel and Jean look after Stephen. (R) (S)


5.10 Songs of Praise From Alton Towers. (S) 5.45 Match of the Day Chelsea v Liverpool. 6.35 The Miracles of Jesus Rageh Omaar examines some of Christ’s more controversial miracles, including the exorcism of a possessed man, and questions whether He believed Himself to be the Son of God. (S)


7.35 BBC News; Regional News; Weather 8.00 The Chase Claudie’s past catches up with her when Matt finds out someone is drawing money from his dead gran’s pension. Tensions rise when Deborah and Fiona suggest culling Margaret’s hours. (S)


9.00 Silent Witness Part one of two. A teenage girl is found tortured to death at a London dogs’ home, and it soon emerges a group of animal activists could be responsible for ihe murder. Concludes tomorrow. (S)


10.00 BBC News; Weather (S) 10.15 Dawn French’s Girls Who Do Comedy New series. The comedienne explores the world of the female comic, speaking to leading figures in the business. She begins by examining the childhoods she and her peers led. (S)


10.45 FILM: This Year’s Love (1999) Comedy drama about a group of Londoners struggling to satisfy their feelings of love and lust in the aftermath of a disastrous wedding reception. Starring Kathy Burke, Jennifer Ehle, Ian Hart and Catherine McCormack. (S)


2.15 Sign Zone: Holby City Michael faces his appeal hearing. (R) (S)


3.15 S t^ Zone: Sorted Jack grows closer to Nancy. (R) (S)


4.15 Sign Zone: Trawlermen The lives of fishennen on the North Sea. (R) (S)


4.45 BBC News 24


12.30 Match of the Day Chelsea v Liverpool; (S) Weathenriew


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■ Blizzard: Race to the Pole (BBC2,9.00pm) The teams face their toughest challenge to date as they trek through the dangerous Mount Fore! range, home to two crevasse- ridden glaciers.


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10.00 Ellery Queen A woman dies after falling from her balcony at home. (R) (S)


10.50 Coast Beach combing at Land's End. (S) 11.00 Sunday Grandstand The European ■ Athletics Championships. Sue Barker and Hazel Irvine introduce live coverage


2.25 4.55 6.35 7.00 8.00 9.00


11.00 FILM: Badlands (1973) Two social misfits blaze a trail of mayhem and murder across Rfties America. Intense crime thriller, stam'ng Martin Sheen and Sissy Spacek. (S)


12J30 BBC News 24 2.00 BBC Learning Zone (S)


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SKY MOVIES 1 9.40 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) See 4.00pm.


12.05 Kangaroo Jack: G’Day USA (2004) See 6.25pm. 1.40 Roseanne: An Unauthorized Biography (1994) Biopic of the come­


dienne, with Denny Dillon. 3.30 Sky Movies News The latest from Hollywood. 4.00 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) Magical adven­ ture, starring Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint. 6.25 Kangaroo Jack: G’Day USA (2IX)4) Animated sequel, with the voic­ es of Ahmed Best, Joshua Keaton and Jeff Bennett 8.00 The Machinist (2004) A man suffering the effects of chronic insom­ nia b^ins to doubt his sanity as he’s dogged by strange events. Unnerving thriller, with Christian Bale, Michael Ironside and Anna Massey. 10.00 Con Air (1997) Parolee Nicolas Cage tries to thwart criminals who have hijacked his flight home. A^on thriller, co-stam’ng John Malkovich. 12.00 The Boxer (1997) Poignant drama, stamng Daniel Day-Lewis. 2.00 Broken Lizard’s Club Oread (2004) Riotous spoof horror, stam’ng Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffeman and Steve Lemme. 4.00 Killer Rood (2003) Thriller, stam'ng Joe Lando.


SKY MOVIES 2 1025 Raising Helen (2004) See 525pm.


12.30 Cave In (2003) Thriller, starring Mimi Rogers and Bruce Allpress. 2.05 Legend of Sleepy Hollow (1999) Spooky adventure, with Brent Canrer, Rachelle Lefrevre, Paul Lemelin and Martin Kevar. 3.40 Vice Versa (1988) Fantasy comedy. Judge Reinhold stars. 5 2 5 Raising Helen (2004) Romantic comedy drama, starring Kale Hudson, John Corbett, Joan Cusack and Helen Mirren. 7.30 Sky Movies News The latest from Hollywood. 8.00 Mr & Mrs Smith (2005) Premiere. Light-hearted adventure, with Brad Pitt, Vince Vaughn and Angelina Jolie. 10.05 Troy (2004) Epic adventure, starring Brad Pitt. 12.45 Mr & Mrs Smith (2005) See 8.00pm. 2.50 Excess Baggage (1997) Comedy, starring Alicia Silverstone. . 4.35 Cave In (2003) See 12.30pm.


SKY ONE 12.00 Dinotopia 1.00 Star Trek: Voyager 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager


3.00 Star Trek: Voyager 4.00 Malcolm in the Middle 4 2 0 Malcolm in the Middle 5.00 Futurama 5 2 0 Futurama 6.00 The Simpsons 6 2 0 The Simpsons. Bart is sent to a correctional facility. 7.00 The Simrrsons 7 2 0 The Simpsons 8.00 Vroom Vioom. Emma Parker Bowles tries her hand at Sidecar-Cross. 9.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse 10.00 Brainiac’s Test Tube Baby 11.00 Mark Williams’ Big Bangs 12.00 Road Wars 1.00 Nip/Tuck 1.50 A Town Called Eureka 2.40 Las Vegas 3 2 0 Star Trek: Voyager 4 2 0 Star Trek: Voyager


BBC 'raREE 7.00 Three’s Out-Takes. A selection of hilarious blunders. 7.10 Top Gear.


Jeremy Claikson drives a Swedish supercar. 8.10 Doctor Who. Rose


. interferes in the course of history. 8 2 5 Doctor tAfho Confidential. A look at the sci-fi series’ latest episode. 9 2 5 Rim: The Peacemaker (1997). Thriller, with George Clooney. 1 12 5 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. Gaz ends up in hospital. 1125 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 1 22 5 Rob Brydon’s Annually Retentive 1 225 Sinchronic’ity 1.45 Lucky, Loaded and Lost 2 4 5 Rob Brydon’s Annually Retentive 3.15 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 3.45 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 4.15 Close


ITV2 9.25 Emmerdale 1 215 Coronation Street 2 40 Holiday Showdown 3.40


Celebrity Daredevils 3 2 0 High School Reunion 4.50 The New Adventures of Superman 5.50 The New Adventures of Superman 6 2 0 The New Adventures of Superman. Luther’s widow tries to discredit Superman. 7 2 5 The Xtra Factor After the X. Preview of the.new series. 8.55 Film: Apollo 13(1995). Fact-based drama, with Tom Hanks. Including Entertainment ’ News Update. 11.35 The X Factor One Year On 12.35 The Xtra Factor After the X 1.35 The Mint: ITV Play 3.30 Emmerdala 6.00 Close


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E4 6.00 Big Brother Live 12.25 Big Brother's Utile Brother 12.55 Big Brother Uve Eviction 1.55 Big Brother Uve Eviction 2.30 Hollyoaks 5.00 Friends. Chandler hears a startling revelation. 5.30 Friends 6.00 Big Brother Uve. The latest action from the Big Brother house, as it happens. 7.00 Wife Swap. A laid-back single mother swaps homes with an etiquette fan. 8.00 Friends. Chandler hears a startling revelation. 8.30 Friends. Joey and Ross date the same girl. 9.00 My Name Is Earl. Eari tries to make amends for shooting a girl. 9.30 My Name Is Earl. Having once stolen $10. Earl tries to make amends. Lak in series. 10.10 Big Brother Diary Room Uncut A peep Into the house’s most secret room. 11.10 Transmission. With Badly Drawn Boy and the Long Cut. 12.15 Big Brother Uve


SKY SPORTS 1 10.30 Uve Twenty20 Cricket. Leicestershire Foxes v Essex Eagles and Surrey Brown Caps v Nottingharhshire Outlaws. 6.00 Cricket 7.00 Uve Twenty20 Cricket The final at Trent Bridge. 10.30 Cricket 11.30 Football League 1.30 Twenty20 Cricket 5.00 Moto Plus 5.30 World Sport


SKY SPORTS 2 12.00 Live Football League. Stoke City v Birmingham City.(rack-off 12.30pm). 2.30 Soccer Saturday 5.15 Uve Football League. Hull City v Derby County (lOck-off 5.30pm). 8.00 Uve US Tour Golf. The International. 11.00 European Tour Golf 1.00 Rugby Union 3.00 Rugby Union 5.30 Motor Sport


SKY SPORTS 3 12.00 WWE: Bottom Une 1.00 Uve European Tour Goif. The KLM Open. 5.00 Motor Racing 6.00 Uve Speedway. The Scandinavian Grand Prix. 9.00 Motor Racing 10.00 Max Power 11.00 WWE: Smackdown 1.00 WWE: Late Night — Bottom Une 2.00 Motor Racing 3.00 Football League 5.00 Motor Racing


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MR & MRS SMITH: Premiere. A couple struggle to keep their marriage Interesting until they learn they have something in common • they are both deadly assassins. When their employers demand they target each other, their rocky relationship suddenly becornes more complicated. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie show off the on-screen chemistry which brought them together away from the cameras, while director Doug Liman balances the action with plenty of laughs. With Vince Vaughn. (Sky Movies 2,10.00pm)


SKY MOVIES 1 10.00 The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (1989) See 4.00pm. 12.10 To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar (1995) See 6.10pm. 2.10 Racing Stripes (2004) Family adventure, with the voices of Frankie Muniz, Dustin Hoffman, Mandy Moore and Snoop Dogg. 4.00 The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (1989) Bizarre fantasy. John Neville, Jonathan Pryce and Robin Williams star. 6.10 To Wong Foo, Hianks for Everything! Julie Newmar (1995) Cross-dressing come^ , starring Patrick Swayze. 8.00 Gattaca (1997) Inventive sci-fi drama set in a future run by a geneti­ cally enhanced elite, where a caretaker conceals his lowly status in a bid to get on the space programme — only to see his ambKions jeopardised by a murder Investigation. Ethan Hawke stars. 10.00 Kill Bill: Vol Two (2004) Revenge thriller, starring Uma Thurman. 12.20 Something to Talk About (1995) Drama, stam'ng Julia Roberts. 2.10 Fargo (1996) Thriller, starring Frances McDormand. 4.00 A Touch of Fate (2001) Drama, starring Teri Hatcher.


SKY MOVIES 2 11.05 The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004) See 6.00pm.


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1.05 Miracle on the 17th Green (1999) Drama, stamng Robert Urich. 2.55 Aloha, Scooby-Doo (2005) Animated canine capers, with the voices of Casey Kasem, Adam West and Frank Welker. 4.20 Jett Jackson: The Movie (2001) Fantasy adventure, starring Lee Thompson Young and Michael Ironside. 6.00 The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004) Family come­ dy. starring Anne Hathaway. 8.00 Meet the Fockers (2004) Comedy sequel, starring Ben Stiller. 10.00 The Notebook (2004) Melodrama, starring Ryan Gosling. 12.10 Under the Tuscan Sun (2003) Romantic drama, starring Diane Lane, Sandra Oh and Lindsay Duncan. 2.10 Commandments (13^^) l^rama. with Aidan Quinn. 3.45 The Pawn (1998) Thriller, starring Greg Evigan. 5.25 Jett Jackson: The Movie (2001) See 4.20pm.


SKY ONE 12.00 The 10th Kingdom I.OOTarzan ZOO Star Trek: Voyager 3.00 Star Trek: Voyager 4.00 Brainiac: Sdence Abuse 5.00 The Simpsons 5 3 0 The Simpsons 6.00 The Simpsons 6 3 0 The Simpsons 7.00 Malcolm in the Middle. Malcolm builds a robot. 7.30 Malcolm in the Middle. Hal and Dewey build a private utopia. 8.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse. Humorous laboratory antics. 9.00 The Hades Factor. Smith attempts to capture the corrupt agent. Last in series. 10.00 Christian O'Connell's Sunday Service. Chat show hosted by the award-winning DJ. 11.00 Cold Case 12.00 Deadwood 1.00 Rock Stars’ Wives 1 3 0 101 More Things Removed from the Human Body Z 4 0 Battlestar Galactica 3.30 Tommy Lee's Rockslan Supernova 4.20 Star Trek: Voyager


BBC THREE 7.00 Doctor Who Confidential 7,30 Doctor Who. Part one of two. A ghostly child haunts World War Two London. 8.15 Doctor Who. London is overrun by zombies. 9.00 Little Britain 10.00 Sinchronicity 10.50 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 1 130 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 11.50 Ideal 12.20 Rob Brydon's Annually Retentive 12.50 Sinchronicity 1.40 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 2.10 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 2.40 Rob Brydon’s Annually Retentive 3.10 Ideal 3.40 Close


ITV2 11.15 Emmerdale 2.05 Rim: Apollo 13 (1995). Fact-based drama, starring Tom Hanks. Including Entertainment News Update. 4.40 Coronation Street 7.00 High School Reunion. LouAnn and Johnny spend the night at a hotel. 8.00 The X Factor One Year On. Following the progress of con­ testants from the last series. 9.00 The Xtra Factor After the X 10.00 Coronation Street 10.30 Bad Lads Army: Extreme. The men are taught to increase their mental strength. 11.30 Love Island Live 1.00 The Mint: (TV Play 4.00 Playalong: ITV Play 6.00 Close


E4 6.00 Big Brother Live 1.55 Big Brother 2.55 Big Brother Diary Room Uncut 3.55 Big Brother’s Little Brother 5.00 Friends. Joey is nominated for an award. 5 3 0 Friends 6.00 Scrubs. Or Cox’s sister visits. 6.30 The War at Home. Dave tries to prevent Hillary going on a date. 7.00 One Tree Hill. Haley and Peyton clash over Nathan. 8.00 Ghost Whisperer. Melinda helps the ghosts of three boys. 9.00 Lost. Locke Is trapped In the hatch. 10.00 Big Brother's Little Brother. Dermot interviews the latest evictee. 11.00 Big Brother Live. Further coverage through the night.


SKY SPORTS 1 1 130 Uve Football League. Crystal Palace v Leeds United (Kick-off 12.00pm). 2.00 Uve FA Community Shield Football. Chelsea v Uverppol (Kick-off 3.00pm). 5 30 Uve Super League. Wakefield Trinity Wildcats V Catalans Dragons (Kick-off 5.45pm). 8.00 FA Community Shield Football 9.00 Football League Review 10.00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 10.30 Cricket 11.30 Uve Cricket. The Stanford 20/20 final. 3.00 Australian Rugby League 4.30 Close


SKY SPORTS 2 11.00 Australian Rugby League 1Z30 Live Motor Racing. The Grand Prix Masters series at Silverstone. Z3 0 Moto Plus 3.00 Squash 4.00 Cricket 5.00 Motor Racing 7.00 Football League Review 8.00 Uve US Tour Golf. The International. 11.00 European Tour Golf 1.00 FA Community Shield Football 2.00 Football League Review 3.00 Squash 3.30 Close


SKY SPORTS 3 12.00 Polo 1.00 Uve European Tour Golf. The KLM Open. 5.00 Sports Adventure 5.30 Tennis 7.00 Live Tennis. The Rogers Cup final. 9.00 V/WE: Late Night — Afterbum 10.00 Extreme Championship Wrestling 11.00 WWE: Heat 12.00 Super League 2.00 United Strongman Series 3.00 Motor Racing 5.30 Close


■ style than substance. Michael Nyman's soundtrack is also easy on the ears, making it a treat for the senses. (Sky Movies 1,8.00pm)


GATTACA: Jude Law is on fine form as a disabled man who helps a genetically imperfect cleaner (Ethan Hawke) succeed in a slick society where people are Judged not only by their looks, but also by their genes. Uma Thurman co-stars as Hawke's love Interest, and there are some nice turns from Alan Arkln, Ernest Borgnine and Gore Vidal, but this good- looldng and inventive sci-fi thriller is sadly more


10.00 Prisoners of Katrina One-off documentary examining events in Nevr Orleans’ prison as the hurricane hit. Almost 7,000 inmates were in the buildings as they began to flood, and the panic sparked a riot that allowed some to break out. (S)


■ on day seven of the championships in Gothenburg, Sweden. Coverage continues on BBC One. (S) FILM: Lord Jim (1964) Adaptation of Joseph Conrad's famous adventure about a 19th-century sailor trying to redeem himself after being branded a coward. Peter OToole, Jack Hawkins and Cud Jurgens star. (S) FILM: Zeppelin (1971) British agents set out to steal secrets from a German airship factory during World War One. Adventure, with Michael York. How I Met Your Mother Robin is delighted when Ted invites her to be his dale at a friend's wedding, unaware he forgot to tell the happy couple he was bringing a guest. (S) Home Interior design show, with presenter Nina Campbell and historian Professor Alison Clarke, focusing on a different room in the home each week,- exploring how styles have changed over the years and considering the latest trends. (R) (S) Journeys into the Ring of Fire lain Stewart asks why Californians are prepared to live with potentially disastrous earthquakes and landslides as he continues to explore the landscape of the Pacific Rim. (S) Blizzard: Race to the Pole The teams face their toughest challenge to date as they trek through the Mount Forel range, home to two crevasse-ridden glaciers, with the same navigational equipment used by explorers nearly 100 years ago. (S)


5.30 rrv Morning News (S) 6.00 GMIV: Wakey! Wakey! 7.20 Toonattik(S) 9.25 e n v 10.00 Sunday Feast (S) 11.00 The Championship (S) 12.00 ITV News; Weather (S) 12.05 Regional Programme 12.10 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries (R) (S) 12.55 The X Factor: One Year On (R) 2.00 British Touring Car Championship Live coverage of the seventh meeting of Ihe season at Snetferton, where cham­ pionship leader Matt Neal will expect to put in a good periormance. (S) British Superbike Championship Live coverage of this afternoon’s meeting at Croft, as the riders contest honours in the 10lh round of the season. (S) The Planet’s Funniest Animals (S) Prehistoric Park (R) (S) Regional Programme ITV News; Weather (S) Emmerdale Cain is released on bail as the villagers ostracise Martin over his role in the arrest. When Louise defends his actions, Diane lets slip a shocking secret from her friend’s past. (S) Coronation Street Sarah is touched when Jason vows to make a commitment to Bethany, but Gail remains steadfast in her opposition to the wedding. Charlie schemes to spend time with Maria. (S) Where the Heart Is The Clayton family visit Skelthwaite, the home town of mum Nisha (Shobna Gulati). David doesn’t feel like celebrating his birthday as the facto­ ry’s problems reach crisis point. (S) Agatha Christie’s Poirot A woman is murdered on a luxury cruise ship, throwing up a host of possible suspects for Poirot to investigate. David Suchet stars as the Belgian detective. (R) Love Island: Eviction Night Patrick Kielty and Feame Cotton reveal who has been chosen by the public to face eviction from the paradise island. (S) ITV News; Weather (S) It’s My Lite Terry Christian hosts a discussion on whether money can buy a person happiness, wilh guests including Lottery winner Karl Crompton and businessman Steve Purdham. Last in series. (S)


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i World RalW Championship A review ol the Railye Deutschland. (S) Qufzmania Live interactive game show; ITV News Headlines The Jeremy Kyle Show (R) Regional Programme


.7.55 World Superbikes (R) 8.55 T4: Futurama (R) (S) 9.25 T4: Friends (R) (S) 10.00 T4: Hollyoaks (S) 12.35 T4: Big Brother (R) (S) 1.40 T4: The Zutons: Video Exclusive 1.45 T4: Big Brother’s Little Brother (S) 2.50 T4: Christina Aguilera: T4 Special (R) 3.20 T4: Smallville: Superman the Early Years Clark joins the school football


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5.20 T4; The Simpsons Paul and Linda McCartney guest. (R) (S)


4.20 T4: Charmed Billie puts the sisters in jeopardy. (S)


5.50 Britain’s 'Top Dog Liza Tarbuck presents the first semi-final, as the winners of the northern heats come together — vrith the dogs’ owners starting to let the pressure show. (S)


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7.40 Channel 4 News (S) 8.00 Alive The real-life tale of an animal conservationist who crashed his micro­ light plane in the African bush. The injured man vras left with a tough dilemma — face the blazing heal and circling predators, or shelter in a fuel- soaked wreckage that could ignite at any moment. (S)


6.50 Lost Sun learns she is pregnant, a revelation that brings old secrets to light. Ana Lucia wins Henry’s tmst, and persuades him to show her where the balloon crashed. (R) (S)


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10.00 FILM: Bulletproof Monk (2003) Premiere. A Tibetan monk acting as guardian of an ancient scroll battles modern-day Nazis while training a pickpocket to be his replacement. Martial arts thriller, starring Chow Yun-Fat and Seann William Scott. (S)


12.00 4Music Presents: Keane The band perform. (R) (S)


12.35 JD Set Presents: Black Rebel Motorcycle Club A performance by the American trio in London. (S)


1.05 Big Brother Live More action from the BB house.


4.55 KOTV Boxing magazine. (S) 5.20 Countdown (R) (S)


4.00 South American Championship Football Action from the first leg of the final.


■ Where the Heart Is (ITV1, 8.00pm) The Clayton family visit Skellhwaite, the home town of mum Nisha (Shobna Gulati). David doesn’t feel like celebrating his birthday.


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■ Alive (Channel 4, 8.00pm) An animal conservationist crashes his micro-light plane in Ihe African bush, leaving him with a decision to make.


■ Combat Club (five, 11.30pm) The students are taught jeet kune do, the version of kung fu developed by Bruce Lee. Martial arts expert Christie Bytom tests what they’ve learnt.


6.00 Milkshake! 9.00 Shake! 11.30 Combat Club! 12.05 Rooted 12.35 The Jesus Effect: Christianity's Cultural Impact (R) (S) five news update (S)


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World’s 20 Best Family holidays. (R) (S) FILM: For Love of the Game (1999) An


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9.00 Big Brother Highlights from the past 24 hours inside the most talked-about house in Britain. (S)


ageing baseball star learns he's being transferred to another team, and his long­ term love is moving to London. Overlong romantic drama, starring Kevin Costner and Kelly Preston. (S) FILM: Sabrina the Teenage Witch (1996) Perky supernatural comedy, the pilot for the hugely successful series, starring Melissa Joan Hart as a 16-year- old girl who realises she has extraordinary powers. (S) FILM: Airplane II: The Sequel (1982) Robert Hays and Julie Hagerty return for another spoof of the disaster movie genre, this time wreaking havoc aboard a space shuttle. The jokes don’t come quite so thick and fast as in the hilarious original, but this is still very, very funny. Uoyd Bridges, William Shatner, Raymond Burr, Chuck Connors, Rip Tom and Sonny Bono also number among the madcap cast. Includes five news update at 7.55. (S) five news and sport FILM: Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003) Premiere. Legendary gunman Antonio Banderas islured out of retirement by a crazed CIA agent, who offers him the chance to exact a violent revenge on the corrupt official responsible for murdering his v/ife and daughter. Action thriller, concluding Robert Rodriguez’s El Mariachi trilogy, co-starring Johnny Depp, Mickey Rourke and Salma Hayek. Includes five news update at 9.55. (S)


11.55 r ru Triathlon Highlights from the latest round of the season in Comer Brook, Canada.


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12.45 Mayor League Basebafl Los Angeles Dodgers v san Francisco Giants. Jonathan Gould and Josh Chetwynd present the Caiifomia derby at the Dodger Stadium between the National League West rivals.


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11.00 World’s Wildest Police Videos Real-life crimes captured by cameras inside patrol cars and police helicopters. Hosted by former US sheriff John Bunnell. (R) (S)


Foeibalt Argentina Full coverage of a game fro mTomeo ‘ Apertura.


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