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3.15 FILM: Zu lu Dawn (1979) ■ - Historical drama, starring Burt Lancaster. (S) 40464858


5.10 Some Mothers Do ’A v e ’Em Classic - . comedy.(R)(5)5118228


5.40 Flog It! (R)(S) 158216 6.40 Challenger: G o for Launch a - - T h e ill- fa te d N a s a sp a ce ‘


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7 .3 0W h a t fh e P a p e r s S a y - ■The week’s major stories as


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7.40 World P rofessional Darts C hampion ship Ray Stubbs is joined by * Bobby George to present coverage of the first day of the BDO’s blue-nbbon event


. at the Lakeside.Country Club in Frimley Green, Surrey, where Tony O’Shea is in ; . action against Tony West. (S) 750736


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9.10 Sea o f S o u ls New senes of the . supernatural drama, starring Bill - Paterson. After a seance to contact his , dead child goes hornbly wrong, Angus ■


■ Jenson fears he may be possessed by an evil splnt.-(S) 412668 -


10.10 B B C News; Weather; (S) National Lottery Update 140113


10.30 Match of the Day Highlights. (S) 10484 12.00 FILM: Dead Man’s Cu rve (1998) Two students worry about making the grade in college — until discovenng they are • automatically eligible for a pass if their


■ fellow room-mate commits suicide. Marvellous black comedy, starring


1 Matthew Lillard;(S)Weathen/iew 233/1 1.30 B B C News 24 1159934 I I .


9.10 -Ardai O’Hanlon The host selects his ■ .' favourite T V clips and talks about the ■ sv. comedians and entertainment --'vthat have both amused an d .


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10.20 FILM: The Man with Two Brain s (1983) ■. Brilliant surgeon Steve Martin escapes :. the heartache and fmstration of his ailing marriage by falling in love with a bottled human brain— but needs to find a suitable body to Implant the


. object of his affections in, leading to all manner of madcap and sinister antics. Crazy comedy, also starring Kathleen Turner. (S) 9240842


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1.05 World Darts Extra Highlights of the opening day’s play at the Lakeside. (5)9114069 ■


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12.30 ITV News; Weather (S) 38224533 . 12.40 Regional Programme 12.50 FILM: C asper Meets Wendy (1998) * Children’s fantasy, starring - Hilary Duff. (S) 84147842


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7.10 Stars in Th eir E ye s — Families . Cat Deeley hosts a special edition of the soundalike singing contest, ; as groups of relatives are transformed into the Beatles, the Supremes and the New Seekers. (S) 129804 :


8.10 Who Wants to B e a Millionaire? Chris Tarrant invites another line-up of contestants to have a go at answering 15 ■ questionsthatcouldchangetheirlives— with A sk the Audience, Phone a . Fnend and 50-50 available to ’■1 them if they get stuck. (S) 583723


9.10 Soapstar Su perstar The first contestant, is eliminated following the overnight ' public vote, and joins Cilia Black and Billy


. Sammeth on the judging panel. They have the power to save one lucky celeb as the remaining nine contenders perform once more, accompanied by a live orchestra. Presented by Fern Bntton and Ben Shephard. (S) 8729484 :


10.40 ITV News; Weather (S) 466945 10.54 Regional Programme 10.55 FILM: The X F ile s (1998) The big-screen outing for FBI special agents Mulder and Scully sees them uncover evidence ' proving the existence of malevolent extraterrestrials plotting to colonise th e ' . Earth. David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson, Mitch Pileggi and William B Davis star in this complex sci-fi thniler which provides a few answers for long­ time fans of the hit T V senes; (S) ,


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• ‘ . Jo Frost traveis to Denver, Colorado, where she takes charge of three unruly . girls, prone to violent outbursts. 114197 6.45 Channel 4 News (S) 518129


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. married. With Janet Jackson, Larry ■ Miller, John Aies, Richard Gant and Anna Maria Horsford. (S) 87804378


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- ■ the pressures of being locked up . . together 24 hours a day. (S) 405378


10.10 FILM: The 51st State (2001) American • drug dealer Samuel L Jackson hopes to retire from a life of cnme after a final major sale, but soon discovers


■ the mean streets of Liverpool are no place for him. Cracking offbeat thriller, " with Robert Carlyle. (S) 101587 •


11.50 Eurotrash Continental silliness, presented by Antoine de Caunes. (R) (S) 901303


12.25 Celebrity B ig Brother Live After another day’s events in the Big Brother house, coverage continues into the night. 654682


2.10 Celebrity B ig Brother’s B ig Mouth Fans of the show air fheir views on developments in the house. (S) 4677205.


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6.30 Charmed Zankou attempts to lure the Charmed Ones out of the house, so he can search for the Nexus and release the fearsome Shadow. Holly Mane Combs and Bnan Krause star. (3) 8613823


7.15 Star Trek: Voyager A Kazon warship is ' crippled in an accident caused by


- . Federation technology, raising the possibility that someone aboard Voyager IS to blame. (R) (S) 1309533


8.10 S tar Trek: Voyager The Doctor - . is the only one left unaffected when an alien life form transforms the


■ crew into pure energy. Sci-fi adventures, with Kate Mulgrew and Robert Picardo. (R) (S) 9062200


9.05 five news and sport (S) 9916281 9.10 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation The team tackle the death of a poker player nicknamed the Candyman, and the murder of a custom-car racer. William Petersen stars. (R) (S) 7448007 .


10.10 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation Grissom and the team investigate


. when glamorous movie star Tom Haviland is implicated in a murder at his luxurious casino-hotel


■ penthouse suite. (R) (S) 8224668


11.10 FILM: The Fishe r King (1991) A suicidal radio DJ’s life is saved by a mystical down-and-out, whom he joins on a quest for the Holy Grail. Stunning offbeat drama, starnng Robin Williams and Jeff Bridges. (S) 66454552


1.45 Law & Order: Criminal Intent A reporter and his fiancee are killed. (R) (S) 9590243


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4.45 S o n g s of Praise Architect Christopher Wren’s London churches. (S) 5550885


5.20 Chimp Week New documentary series following the daily lives of a chimpanzee family. Filmed over


■ . eight years, the animals experience . everything from friendships and feuds to loves and losses. (S) 5537934 -■


6.20 Match o f the Day Live; Th e FA Cup Leicester City V Tottenham Hotspur


■ (Kick-off 6.30pm).'The weekend’s FA


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: Walkers Stadium between the Championship hosts and their


. . Premiership opponents. (S) 15530682


9.00 FILM: C o n A ir (1997) Nicolas Cage •: stars as a parolee hitching a ride home on a maximum-security (light conveying some of America's deadliest criminals — who hijack the plane in mid-air, forcing him to thwart their bid for freedom. This non-stop high-octane action thniler has the kind of cast to make many Tinseltown executives drool with anticipation, with


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the likes of John Cusack, John Malkovich, Steve Buscemi.Ving Rhames, Colm Meaney, Mykelti Williamson, Danny Trejo and Monica Potter also stam'ng. An edge-of-the-seat treat. Continues after the news. (S) 4601


10.00 B B C News; Weather (S) 257359 10.15 FILM: C o n A ir (1997) Concluded. (S) 905682 , : .


11.00 FILM: Primary C o lo rs (1998) A political , aide reluctantly joins the staff of a


; presidential candidate and is dragged : ; through the gutter press as his


. > employer’s alleged indiscretions are brought to light. Intelligent satirical - drama, starnng John Travolta; (S)


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I . Rugby Union 63078311


2.25 World P rofessional Darts Championship The first round continues on the second day of competition at the Lakeside Country Club. (S) 413514


4.00 S ki Sunday (S) 9446 6.00 Flog It! Paul Martin meets


people in Chester eager to earn easy money selling their valuables at auction. (R) (S) 79601


7.00 Top of the Po p s Studio performances, videos, celebrity intenriews and archive footage of classic hits. (S) 310717


7.35 -Malcolm in the Middle Chaos


ensues on a family trip to the zoo, as Malcolm and Dewey get trapped in a tiger pen and Reese locks horns with a goat. (R) (S) 637885


8.00 Best of To p Gear Contentious and humorous snippets from the past 12 months of the motoring magazine. 9779


9.00 The Gathering Storm Albert Finney stars in this excellent Emmy award­ winning drama about Winston Churchill's pre-war years and stmggle to alert the Bntish people to the threat posed by the Nazis. Exiled from government and accused of being a warmonger, the politician takes refuge at home and indulges in a few leisurely pursuits, all the


. while gathering intelligence about the Gentians and preparing to deliver the country from the conflict he worked so tirelessly to avoid. Vanessa Redgrave co-stars as Churchill’s beloved wife Clementine and Ronnie Barker plays his faithful mansenrant Inches, with Jim Broadbent, Linus Roache, Hugh Bonneville, Celia Imrie, Tom Wilkinson and Lena Headey also lending support. (R) (S) 97153972


10.35 World P rofessional Darts Championship Ray Stubbs present a round-up of this evening’s first-round


■ action at the Lakeside Country Club in Frimley Green, Surrey. (S) 256953


I I . 25 FILM: Santee (1973) A bounty


hunter with a big heart decides to o f fe r - shelter to the son of a man he killed. ■ Western, stamng Glenn Ford and Michael Bums. (S) 917717


12.55 B B C News 24 3528825 2.00 B B C Learning Zone 4108460


5.30 ITV News (S) 41088 6.00 GMTV: News 7868392 6.10 The Sunday Programme (S) 6122359 7.25 Toonattik (S) 32257088 9.25 FILM: The Gnome-Mobile (1967) Children’s fantasy, starring Walter Brennan. (S) 95822663 .


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11.20 The Planet’s Funniest A nimals (R) (S) 2517595


11.40 Volvo Ocean Race (S) 1955069 12.40 ITV News; Weather (S) 47839446 12.45 Regional Programme 12.55 The London Boat Show Live James May and Suzi Periy discover the latest models and technical innovations live, from the annual event held at ExCel in London’s Docklands. 9849601


1.55 FILM: Airport '77 (1977) Disaster drama, starring Jack Lemmon. 26726430


4.00 My Uncle S ila s (R) (S) 750 4.30 The Croco dile Hunter Diaries (R) (S) 34446


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5.30 The Golden Lot (S) 514 6.00 You ’ve Been Framed! (R) (S) 194175 6.25 Regional Programme 6.45 ITV News; Weather (S) 588750 7.00 Emmerdale Alan confronts 'Terence. 4137 7.30 Coronation Street Ken stmggles to get Eccles on side. Fred decides not to go on the coiise, leaving Bev


. playing gooseberry, and Leanne tells Danny he’s doing the right thing, despite his feelings of guilt. (S) 663


8.00 Heartbeat A local boy struggles to prove his innocence after a series of arson attacks. Peggy’s latest money-making scheme creates an eyesore and Jack and Blakelon’s attempts to rectify it land them in trouble. (S) 6205


9.00 Soapstar Superstar Another famous face is voted off, and joins Cilia Black and Billy Sammeth on the judges’ bench. The remaining eight contestants perform songs chosen by the viewers at home. (S) 5601


10.30 ITV News; Weather (S) 825717


10.45 The South Bank Sh ow Meivyn Bragg talks to Eric Sykes, one of the country's most treasured comedians. (R) 8560934


11.55 Beautiful B o y s Men obsessed with looking their best. (R) (Sj 307448


12.55 Quizmania Game show. 9328335 2.05 The Jeremy Kyle Show Talk show; (R) Regional Programme


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Invasion New series. A hurricane heads for the quiet Florida town of Homestead, and witnesses are baffled by the appearance of mysterious lights in the sky. Sci-fi drama, starring Eddie Cibrian. (S) 56427 Celebrity Big Brother More from the star-filled house as the inmates cope with the pressures of being locked up together 24 hours a day. (S) 76514


1 o;oo Invasion Russell finds a near-dead Air . Force officer at the ranger station. An examination reveals he has injuries identical to Dave’s , and Mariel discovers an unexpected substance in the wounds. Sheriff Underlay expresses an interest in the man’s condition, and continues to push for a town quarantine. (S) 7798 11.00 FILM: John Carpenter’s G h os ts of


■ Mars (2001) A team of space cops set out to collect a dangerous criminal from a Martian colony— only to fall foul of a host of murderous spirits. Sci-fi horror, stam'ng Natasha Henstridge. (S) 980224


12.45 Celebrity B ig Brother L ive Further coverage into the night. 92385170


3.30 Alien Worlds (R) (S) 99444 4.30 Wild Th ings (S) 6425539 5.15 Countdown (R) (S) 9380199


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12.30 Tim Marlow on Rubens (R) 4004999 1.20 Tim Mariow on Degas, Sickert, Toulouse-Lautrec (R) (S) 8824137 five news and sport (S) 48499589 FILM: The Gra s s Harp (1995) Gentle comedy, stam'ng Sissy Spacek. 4937801 FILM: Grumpier Old Men (1995) Comedy sequel, starring' Walter Matthau. 82735576 five news and sport (S) 1211779 FILM: Baby G en iu se s 2 (2004) Premiere. Comedy sequel, starring Jon Voight. (S) 37802408 FILM: Message in a Bottle (1999) A lonely divorcee stumbles across a note lucked into a bottle washed ashore on a beach, setting in motion a series of events destined to change her life irrevocably. The message from an unknown heartbroken man moves her so much that she resolves to track him down — a search that leads her to a widowed shipbuilder unable to let go of his wife’s memory. Sweetly romantic drama, starring Kevin Costner, Robin Wright Penn, Paul Newman (who steals the show), Robbie Coltrane and llleana Douglas. Includes five news at 10.55'. (S) 1052137


10.30 Get Famous, G e l Fit, Get Rich: Celebrity Fitn es s V ideo s Exposed Mel Giedroyc presents an irreverent guide to celebrity workout videos from the past 50 years. The programme showcases the more unlikely stars who’ve followed in Jane Fonda’s footsteps — from Nick Berry to Rustle Lee — and discovers why former stars of reality T V shows seem so attracted to the genre. With contributions from Jerry Hall, Diana Moran, Vanessa Feltz, John Fashanu, Sid Galante and Mr Motivator. (R) (S) 2898137


11.30 World's Wildest Police V ideo s Real-life crimes captured by cameras inside patrol cars and police helicopters. (R) 6512021


12.25 Natural Born Racers Novice racers in action. 1660809


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12.50 G o lf — Sen iors Tour Review of the Year A look back at the past year. - . 4631539 NFL: The Greatest Games New series. Miami Dolphins v San Diego Chargers. 86901373


2.50 Winter X Games Highlights from Snowmass, Colorado. (R) 2305083


3.35 ITU Triathlon (R) 19315977 4.00 X-Adventure Raid Series 39845719 4.25 Dutch Football (R) 5055809


■ Match of . . the Day Live: The F A C u p ;; (B B C One,


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V Tottenham - Hotspur (Kick-off 6.30pm). Presented by ^ G a iy Uneker.


■ T ile Gathering Storm (B B C Two, 9.00pm) Albert Rnney stars


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'Winston Churchill's pre-war years.


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■ Emmerdale (ITV1,7.00pm).


- Sleph struggles to copJe when Ter- . • • ence arrives in the village, Paul has a


- shocking dedara-, tion for Ivan, and >


■Donnaseeks . advice about her


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2.20 The Michael Jackson Story: The Man in the Mirror (2004) • 4.05Jack(1996)Drama, stam'ng Robin Williams. A -


- . , ,6.05 Breaking Free (1995) Emotional drama, slamng Jeremy London, a,' ;


. 8.00 The Bourne Supremacy (2004) Action thniler, stamng Matt Damon. 10.00 The Day After Tomorrow (2004) The dawn of a new Ice


• age looks assured when stonns, earthquakes and humcanes strike. ■. in temfying fashion - and weather expert Dennis Quaid laces a race


: : against lime to save his son. Disaster thniler, with Jake Gyllenhaal. - ■" 12.05 The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003) Oscar-win-


. ning conclusion of the fantasy Inlogy, stamng Viggo Mortensen.-. ■ - ■ S.ZS.The Rats (2001) Honor, stamng MadohenAmick. ■ - .


4.55 Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister (2002) Romantic comedy, ' ■stamng StockardChanning. -- ■ ■


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: SKY MOVIES 2 10.50 Etf (2003) See 9 40pm.-


12.30 Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2003) See 5 35pm * 2.15 Miracte In the Woods (1997) Drama, stamng Meredith Baxter.* : , 4.00 Aloha, Scooby-Doo (2005) Animated canine capers,; ! 5.35 Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unteashed (2003) . : -7 Comedy adventure,-stamng Sarah Michelle Gellar. ■ : :7.30 Sl^ Movies News The latest from Hollywood.: -


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8.00 Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004) Premiere. A chauvinistic Seventies newsreader is appalled to discover his new femafe'


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SKY ONE ,12.00 Slargale SG-11.00 Futurama 1.30 Malcolm in the Middle 2.00 Star


: Trek: The Next Generation 3.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation 4.00 ' Futurama 4.30 Malcolm in the Middle 5.00 Futurama 5.30 Malcolm in the


.Middle 6.00 The Simpsons 6.30 The Simpsons. Lisa and Bart - - help Krusty the Clown. 7.00 'The Simpsons. Marge and Homer go on a ■ second honeymoon. 7.30 The Simpsons 8.00 The Simpsons. Homer falls outwithMarge over an old letter. 8.30 'The Simpsons 9.00 Secrets of the


. Cl A. An insight into the decisions and strategies that the Central . Intelligence Agency has come to regret, including the Bay of Pigs .. .


operation and involvement with the Khmer Rouge. 11.00 Threshold 12.00 Slargate SG-11.00 The 50 Greatest Kisses 2.50 Pop Years '. 3.45 Relio Hunter 4.40 Star Trek: The Next Generation ,


BBC THREE 7.00 Three’s Out-Takes 7.10 Mind, Body and Kick Ass Moves 7.40 : i - ’ ’


' Walking with Monsters: Life Before Dinosaurs 8.10 Walking with Monsters:. Life Before Dinosaurs 8.40 Walking with Monsters: Lfe Before Dinosaurs. 9.10 Rim: Reign of Rre (2002). Fantasy adventure, stamng Chnslian : Bale. 10.55 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps 11.25 Two Pints of


. 10.40 Soapstar Superstar Bonus Tracks 11.40 Rim: X-Men (2000); - ■ ■ Comic-bookadventuredrama, slamng Hugh Jackman. Including • ■ • -


. Entertainment News Update. 1.40 Emmerdale 4.05 Teleshopping 5.35 '. '- ■ ITV2 Nightscreen 6.00 Close


, 6.00 Celebrity Big Brother Uve 125 Hollyoaks 1.55 Celebrity Big Brother


, 5.00 Friends. Susan Sarandon guests. 5.30 Friends. Chandler heais a startling revelation. 6.00 The DC. Nana announces she is getting mamed.'


; 7.00 Celebrity Big Brother Live 8.00 Friends 8.30 Friends. Chandler heais a startling revelation. 9.00 Lost in Lost 9.05 Wile Swap. A businesswoman


trades places with a housewife. 10.10 Celebrity Big Brother's Big Mouth ' ,10,45The Friday Night Project 11.50 Celebrity Big Brother Live-


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SKY SPORTS 1 12.00 Soccer Saturday. Jeff Stelling and guests preside overthe day’s -


' football action on Sky Sports’ flagship results service. 6.00 Endzone 7.00 ’


; Live Spanish Football. A double-bill from La Uga. 11.00 Rugby Union 1.00 ;• Spanish Football 5.00 FIFA Futbol Mondial 5.30 Molo Plus - '


'Lager and a Paokel of Cnsps 11.45 Man Stroke Woman12.15 Grass ; i :-12.45 Mischief 1.45 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Cnsps 2.15 Two : . Pints of Lager and a Paoket of Crisps 2.45 Man Stroke Woman 3.10 v Would You Buy a House with a Stranger? 4.10 Close ’ -v


: co-host is determined to steal his job. Comedy, stamng Will Fenell.-*. ; 9.40 Elf (2003) A youngster is taken in by St Nick and raised as an elf — ; : so he gels a bit of a shock years later when he finds out he’s actually " human, and sets out to get back to his roots. Comedy, starring Will Fenell. ' 11.20 Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004) See 8.00pm. ■ 1.00 A Man Apart (2003) Thniler, slamng Vin Diesel.- ' : - 3.00 The Singing Detective (2003) Musical thniler.:: 5.00 Summer with the Ghosts (2002) Drama.


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ITV2 9.25 Emmerdale 12.10 Coronation Street 2.30 Dale My Daughter 3.15 '


: Animals 6.20 Mamage 911 7.10 Australian Pnncess 8.10 Rim: Death : Becomes Her (1992). Black comedy, stamng Goldie Hawn and Meryl -: ■ Streep. Inoluding Entertainment News Update. 10.15 It’s Good to Be ' -


SKY SPORTS 2 10.30 US Tour Goll 2.00 World Sport 2.30 Uve Rugby Union. Worcester v ;


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- Movies Now 3.25 Paokage Holiday Underoover 4.30 Who Wants to Be a - Millionaire? Celebrity 5.35 It’s Good to Be 6.00 The Planet’s Funniest.


. Northampton Saints (Kick-olf 2.45pm). 5.00 Quad Biking 5.30 US Tour : - Goll 9.00 European Tour Golf 12.00 Uve US Tour Golf. The MercedesV - Championships. 3.30 Moto Plus 4.00 World Sport 4.30 Max Power 5 30 "


(.bve European Tour Goll. The Royal Trophy." - ■; SKY SPORTS 3 -


, 12.00 WWE: Bottom U n e l2.55 U Can Do I1 1.00 Endzone ■ v* 2.00 European Tour Goll 5.00 U Can Do It 5.05 WWE: Smackdown = -- - ’ '


, 7.00 WWE: Bottom Une 8.00 Rugby Union 10.00 Max Power 1 1 . 0 0 * . VmVE: Late Night-r.Smackdown 1.00 VTWE: Late Night-^Bottom Une ’ • 2.00 Rugby Union 4.00 Sports Unlimited 5.00 Adventure Racing * - * '


; TH E BO U R N E SU P R EM A C Y : Matt Damon repnses his role from espionage thnIlerThe : Bourne Identity for this fast-paced sequel, -


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.which offers no let-up in the thnils and spills ■ departmenL.'ITiis time around, the amnesiac assassin is forced to come out of hiding when ■ A he is put in the frame for a botched CIA - :. w operation. In a bid to clear his name h e >


a


.engages in a dangerous game of cat-and-", ^ mouse with the authonties, but his chances o f .


: survival look decidedly slim. Bnan Cox CO- ' ■ stars. (Sky Movies 1,8.00pm)


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112.00 Children of My Heart (2000) See 5.50pm. ■ SKY MOVIES 1 ■ ' . ■


i 2.00 Three Wishes (1995) Fantasy, stamng Patnek Swayze. -. . 4.00 The Librarian: Quest for the Spear (2004) Fantasy adventure, slar- . nng Noah Wyle, Kyle MacLachlan and Kelly Hu.


5.50 Children of My Heart (2000) Romantic drama, stamng Genevieve Desilets, Yani Gellman, Isabella Fink and Michael Monarty., :- ■ . - .


; 7.40 UK Top 10 Rms currently on release... • 8.00 Jersey Girl (2004) Premiere. Drama, stamng Ben Affleck.: ,: . 9.45 Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason (2004) The lovable heroine ■


: .


, returns, this time with boyfnend Cotin Rrth in tow— but ifs not long before : a face from the past throws a spanner in the works. Comedy, co-stamng Renee Zellweger, Colin Rrth and Hugh Grant. :11.35 Bruce Almighty (2003) Hit comedy, stamng Jim Carrey. :


!-.1.20 Against the Ropes (2004) Fact-based drama, stamng Meg Ryan. ' . 3.15 Incognito (1997) Thniler, stamng Jason Patne.


i SKY MOVIES 2 • 11.45 New York Minute (2004) See 6.25pm '. 1.20 PInocchIo and the Emperor of the Night (1987) Animated adven- \ ture, with the voice of Scott Gnmes, Edward Asner and Tom Bosley.; :


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s 8.00 Gothika (2004) A psychiatnsi becomes trapped in a nightmare when , !. she_finds herself confined in the mental hospital where she once worked, .; accused of killing her husband. Horror, stamng Halle Beny. 10.00 Resident Evil; Apocalypse (2004) Sci-fi horror sequel, stamng ,7'


s Milla Jovovich, Sienna Guilloiy and Oded Fehr. ' . ■1.35PoetlcJustice(1993)Drama,stamngJanetJackson.


,3.35 Black Sheep (1996) Comedy, stamng ChnsFariey. .5.10 BMX Bandits (1983) See 2.50pm


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!7l 1.45 The Butcher’s Wife (1991) Whimsical romantic comedy. Demi :?; ':.-?.' Moore, Mary Steenburgen and Minam Margolyes stars.


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:■ = : 5.05 You Got Served (2004) Hip-hop musical, slamng Marques Houston.-; . ! ■ : ■ ,


SKY ONE 12.00 Slargate SG-11.00 Enteqinse 2.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation 3.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation 4.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse 5.00 ' Futurama 5.30 Malcolm in the Middle 6.00 The Simpsons.' Homer pre- ■ vents a nuclear meltdown. 6.30 The Simpsons 7.00 Malcolm in the Middle 7.30 The Simpsons 8.00 Dream Team 9.00 Mid-Air Collision Over Bnlain ' 10.30 Nip/Tuck. The surgeons help victims of a plane crash: 11.30 Rim: ■’ * Escaping Execution (2005). Fact-based drama,’ stamng Susan Sarandon.;' 125 Slargate SG-1 2.15 Extremely Out of Control 3.05 Star Trek:'The ■


■ Next Generation 3.55 Star Trek: The Next Generation 4.45 Andromeda; BBC THREE


. 7.00 Three’s Out-Takes 7.10 Honey We’re Killing the Kids Revisited 7.40 Rim: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1993). Uproanous comedy, stamng Jim Carrey and Courteney Cox Arquette. 9.00 Wedding Slones 10.00 My v ' Childhood. New senes. Celebnlies discuss expenences in youth. 10.55 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Cnsps 11.25 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Cnsps 11.55 Wedding Stones 12.55 My Childhood 1.50 Two


' Pints of Lager and a Packet of Cnsps 2.20 Two Pints of Lager and a ; ■ -7. , Packet of Cnsps 2.50 Forty Years of F’ " 3.50 Close ; "


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'■ 2.50 BMX Bandits (1983) Children’s adventure, with Nicole Kidman.,!-;, j - < ! 4.30 School of Life (2003) Comedy, stamng Ryan Reynolds. . ;.. ! 6.25 New York Minute (2004) Family comedy, stamng Mary-Kate.


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.10.55 Rim: Grease (1978). Blockbusting musical, slamng John Travolta.'' Including Entertainment News Update. 1.10 Emmerdale 3.55 Coronation' Street 6.20 Rim: Grease (1978). Blockbusting musical, with John ; Travolta, Stookard Channing, Jeff Conaway, Didi Conn and Barry Peart." Including Entertainment News Update. 8.30 Rim: X-Men (2000). Comic- ■ ■ book adventure drama, stamng Hugh Jackman. Including Entertainment ■


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. News Update.10.30 Soapstar Supeistan Bonus Tracks. The latest gossip.; ; from the show. 11.30 Coronation StreeL Fred decides not to go on the -t" cruise: 12.00 3rd Rock from the Sun 12.30 Spin City 1.00 Sally Jessy ; " " '■ Raphael 2.40 Teleshopping 4.40 ITV2 Nightscreen 6.00 Close


E4 -■ 6.00 Celebnty Big Brother Uve 2.05 Popworld. News, tnvia, gossip and interviews. 2.55 Celebnty Big Brother 3.55 Celebniy Big Brother's Utile ■ Brother 5.00 Fnends 5.30 Fnends 6.00 The OC. Julie receives divorce ■ papers. 7.00 Smallville: Supemian the Early Years. Clark attempts to , reassemble Jhe artefacts. Last in senes. 8.00 ER. Sam and Luka search ’ ; lor a missing diabetic boy. 9.00 LosL Part one of two. The castaways liy


;, to attract a rescue team. 10.00 Celebniy Big Brother Uve 11.00 Invasion : 12.00 Celebnty Big Brother Uve ,


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SKY SPORTS 1 ,11.00 FA Cup Special 1.00 Uve Rugby Union. Saracens v Gloucester • ; (Kick-off 1.30pm). 3.30 Uve FA Cup Football. Burton Albion v Manchester United (Kick-off 4.00pm). 7.00 Football League Review. A round-up of - ' ;■


; recent matches. 7.30 Uve Spanish Football. A La Uga match. 10.00 FA 'v ; , Cup Football. Burton Albion v Manchester United. 11.30 Football League -' Review 12.00 Spanish Football 1.00 Live WWE Wrestling 4.00 Close ‘


SKY SPORTS 2 9.30 US Tour Goll 12.30 World Sport.'l.00 NFL The Wildcard play-offs:'' ' 5.00 World Sport. The latest events across the globe. 5.30 Moto Plus.: * '; *


. Motor sport magazine. 6.00 US Tour Golf. The Mercedes Championships '; , 9.00 European Tour Golf. The Royal Trophy. 12.00 Uve US Tour Golf...,. The Mercedes Championships 3.00 Close ,


SKY SPORTS 3 -*


‘ 12.00 Watersports World 1.00 European Tour Golf 4.00 Ten Pin Bowling ' 5.00 WWE: Expenence 6.00 World Pool Masters 7.00 Rugby Union ' ; Saracens v Gloucester. 9.00 WWE: Late Night T-'Aflerbum. Featuring the '-, .stars of Smackdown.10.00 WWE: Late NightVelocity. Over-the-top 'i';*; -wrestling action. 11.00 WWE: Heat 12,00 Rugby Union ZOO FA Cup Football 3.30 Football League Review 4.00 Close


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LIVE F A CU P FO O T B A L L : Burton Albion v


Manchester United (Kick-off 4.00pm). Coverage of this afternoon’s third-raund tie at


; the Pirelli Stadium, a n e w 6,000capacity *. ; ground that is sure to be packed to the rafters a s the Brewers play the biggest match in th e ir , history. This encounter will generate some " much-needed cash for Burton and is su re to ;; be a game the fans and players will never; : <?:i " . forget, but even by manager Nigel Clough’s


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;. own admission, his side have little chance o f " ; causing an upset.- (Sky Sports 1 ,3.30pm) .: ;;


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