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6.45 Marilyn and Me. (1991) 8.35 Storybook: The Enchanted Attic. (1995) 10.35 Home Alone 4. (2002) 12.35 Marilyn and Me. (1991) 2.20 Storybook: The Enchanted Attic. (1995) 4.05 Frankie and Hazel. (2000) 5.50 Home Alone 4. (2002) 7.30 Sky Movies News. 8.00 Bad Boys It. (2003) 10.30 Final Destination 2. (2002) 12.30 Hitcher II: I’ve Been Waiting. (2003) 2.10 Texas Rangers. (2001) 3.45 Maiden Voyage Ocean Hijack. (2002) 5.20 Frankie and Hazel. (2000)


SKY MOVIES 2


6.15 When Good Ghouls Go Bad. (2001) 8.00 Warriors of Virtue 2: The Return to Tao. (2002) 9.40 Quigley. (2003) 11.25 Virginia’s Run. (2002) 1.15 When Good Ghouls Go Bad. (2001) 2.50 Warriors of Virtue 2; The Return to Tao. (2002) 4.25 Quigley. (2003) 6.10 Virginia’s Run. (2002) 8.00The Hot Chick. (2002) 10.00 Insomnia. (2002) 12.00 Malibu’s Most Wanted. (2003) 1.30 The New Guy. (2002) 3.05 My Bloody Valentine. (1981) 4.45 Warriors of Virtue 2: The Return to Tao. (2002)


SKY CINEMA 1


6.00 Sky Movies News Ep 10 (2005). (2005) 6.30 Right to Tangier. (1953) 8.05 The Great Escape. (1963) 11.00 The Idle Class. (1922) 11.45 The Golden Voyage of Sinbad. (1974) 1.35 Or Strangelove. (1964) 3.15The Great Escape. (1963) 6.15 The Golden Voyage of Sinbad. (1974) 8.00 Dr Strangelove. (1964) 9.45 Bonus: The Chorus. (2004) 10.00 The Shining. (1980) 12.25 Vampire Circus. (1971) 2.00 Arthur. (1981) 3.45 The Idle Class. (1922) 4.25 Violent Saturday. (1955)


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Soccer AM's All Sports Show. 7.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 7.30 Premier League Preview Show. 8.00 Gillette World Sport. 8.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 9.00 Soccer AM. 12.00 Gillette Soccer Saturday. 6.00 Super League. 8.00 FA Cup Special. 9.00 Spanish Football. 11.00 Super League. 1.00 FA Cup Special. 2.00 Spanish Football. 4.00 FA Cup Special. 5.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 5.30 Gillette World Sport.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Sports Unlimited. 7.00 Rugby Union Update. 8.30 Racing News. 9.30 Euro Tour Golf: Qatar Masters. 1.30 Live Badminton. 5.30 Moto +. 6.00 Euro Tour Golf - Qatar Masters. 8.00 Live US Tour Golf. 11.00 Euro Tour Golf • Qatar Masters. 1.00 Badminton. 5.00 X-Sport. 5.30 360 Surfing.


SKY SPORTS 3


6.00 Gillette World Sport. 6.30 Friday Rght Night. 8.30 Australian Rugby League. 10.30 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 12.30 World Wrestling Entertainment: The Bottom Line. 1.30 NBA Basketball. 3.30 Moto +. 4.00 European Seniors Tour Golf. 5.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 7.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: The Bottom Line. 8.00 World Wide Rugby: Super 12. 10.00 Max Power. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Late Night Smackdown. 1.00 WWE: Late Night Bottom Line. 2.00 World Wide Rugby; Super 12.4.00 RallyMax TV. 5.00 Pool.


EUROSPORT


7.30 World Rally Championship. 8.00 Live Cross- Country Skiing. 10.00 Biathlon. 10.30 Live Alpine Skiing. 11.30 Live Cross-Country Skiing. 1.00 Live Biathlon. 3.00 Live Cycling. 3.45 Irish Masters Snooker. 6.00 Ski Jumping World Cup. 7.00 Live Football: Serie A. 10.00 YOZ Mag. 10.30 World Rally Championship. 11.00 Six Nations Highlights.


SKY ONE


6.00 Star Trek; Voyager. 7.00 Transformers: Armada. 7.30 Pokemon Advanced Challenge. 8.00 Yu-Gi-Ohl. 8.30 Zoids. 9.00 Qliver Beene. 9.30 Relic Hunter. 10.30 Mutant X. 11.30 Max Magic. 12.30 Stargate Atlantis. 1.30 Michael Jackson Trial. 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 3.00 Star Trek; Voyager. 4.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.00 Futurama. 5.30 The Making of Robots. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 TTre Simpsons. 7.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 7.30 Father of the Pride. 8.00 Star Trek: Enterprise. 9.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse. 10.00 Uncut! Best Unseen Ads. 11.00 Street Wars. 12.00 Hex. 1.00 South Park. 1.25 South Park. 1.50 Max Magic. 2.40 Relic Hunter. 3.30 Star Trek: Voyager. 4.20 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.10 Zoids. 5.35 Transformers: Armada.


UKTV GOLD


6.05 Doctor Who Omnibus. 9.00 Keeping Up Appearances. 11.00 Keeping Up Appearances. 1.00 Keeping Up Appearances. 1.40 Keeping Up Appearances. 2J20 Keeping Up Appearances. 3.00 Keeping Up Appearances. 3.40 Keeping Up Appearances. 4.20 Keeping Up Appearances. 5.00 Keeping Up Appearances. 5.40 Keeping Up Appearances. 6.20 Keeping Up Appearances. 7.00 Keeping Up Appearances. 7.40 Keeping Up Appearances. 8.20 Keeping Up Appearances. 9.00 Gimme Gimme Gimme. 9.40 Gimme Gimme Gimme. 10.20 Sleepwalkers. 12.10 The Kumars at No 42. 12.50 The Kumars at No 42. 1.30 A Very Important Pennis. 2.05 Chef!. 2.40 Chef!. 3.15 The Kumars at No 42.3.50 The Kumars at No 42.4.25 A Very Important Pennis. 5.00 Charlie's Angels.


BBC THREE


7.00 Liquid Assets: Duran Duran. 8.00 Michael Jackson and the Boy He Paid Off. 9.00 Under Siege. 10.40 High Spirits with Shirley Ghostman. 11.10 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 11.40 Grass. 12.10 The Mighty Boosh. 12.40 Vote for Laurence. 1.40 Liquid Assets: Duran Duran. 2.35 High Spirits with Shirley Ghostman. 3.05 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 3.35 Grass.


6.00 Sunrise. 6.55 Bear in the Big Blue House. (R) (T ) 7.20 Mio Mao. (R) 7.25 Milkshakel. 7.30 Old Bear Stories. 7.40 Noddy. (R) 8.00 The Book of Pooh. (R) (T ) 8.30 The Save- Umsl. (R) 9.00 Beyblade. (T) 9.25 Xcalibur. (R) 10.00 Hercules: the Legendary Journeys. (R) (T) 10.55 RAD - The Groms Tour America. (R) (T) 11.30 Home and Away Omnibus. (R) (T) 1.35 FILM: The World of Suzie Wong. (1960) Starring William Holden. (T) 4.00 FILM: The Rescue. (1988) Starring Kevin Dillon, Christi­ na Harnos, Marc Price. (T) 5.50 Charmed. (R)


ITV 2


6.00 GMTV2. 9.25 Emmerdale Omnibus. 12.10 Coronation Street Omnibus. 2.30 Holiday Airport - Orlando. 3.35 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Mothers’ Day Special. 4.35 7’s World Cup Legends. 5.05 cd:uk. 6.10 Britney and Justin... Love Chain. 6.35 Planet's Funniest Animals. 7.05 Nanny 911. 8.05 Movies Now. 8.15 Celebrities Exposed: Big Spenders and Skinflints. 9.15 Predator. 11.20 Jordan and Peter - Laid Bare. 12.25 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?. 1.25 Emmerdale Omnibus. 3.45 Teleshopping. 5.45 ITV2 Nightscreen.


ITV3


6.00 Survival. 6.55 Survival. 7.50 Campion. 8.55 The Royal. 10.00 Survival. 11.00 Noah’s Ark. 12.05 The Royal. 1.05 Surgical Spirit. 1.40 Surgical Spirit. 2.10 The Grimleys. 2.40 The Grimleys. 3.15 Rising Damp. 3.50 Campion. 5.00 Noah's Ark. 6.00 Jeeves and Wooster. 7.05 Film RIe. 7.15 Hornblower. 9.15 Midsomer Murders. 11.20 Hammer House of Horror. 12.20 The Bill Omnibus. 2.20 Teleshopping. 5.20 ITV3 Nightscreen.


£3 I CD.r; n\/D.<; L Ds, DVDs BBC1


6.00 Fimbles. (R) (C) 6.20 Rmbles. (R) (C) 6.40 The Story Makers. (C) 7.00 Arthur. (R) (C) 7.25 Astro Boy. (R) (C ) 7.45 Tom and Jerry Kids. (R) (C) 8.10 Taz-Mania. (R) (C) 8.35 The Scooby-Doo Show. (R) (C) 9.00 Dick and Dom in da Bungalow. (C) 11.00 Top of the Pops Saturday. (C) 12.00 BBC News; Weather. (C) 12.10 Match of the Day Live; FA Cup Quarter-Final. (C ) 2.20 Six Nations Grandstand. (C) 2.25 Rugby Union: Six Nations Championship. (C) 2.25 Rugby Union: Six Nations Champi- •onship. Steve Rider with live cover­ age of the second half of the Six Nations clash between Ireland and France from Landsowne Road, Dublin. (C)


3.30 Rugby Union B u ild-Up . John Inverdale with the build-up to the Six Nations fixture between England and Italy. (C)


4.00 Rugby Union: Six Nations Champi­ onship. John Inverdale with live cov­ erage of the first half of the Six Nations clash between England and Italy from Twickenham. (C)


4.50 Final Score. A comprehensive check on today's football results from Eng­ land and Scotland.


5.10 Match of the Day Live: FA Cup Quarter-Final. Gary Lineker presents live coverage of the FA Cup quarter­ final between Southampton and Man Utd from St Mary’s.


7.20 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 7.40 The National Lottery Jet Set. Eamonn Holmes presents a fast- moving quiz show, incorporating the National Lottery draw and featuring a prize of a luxury holiday. (C)


8.15 Test the Nation: the Big Entertain­ ment Test. Anne Robinson and Phillip Schofield present a quiz on the world of entertainment. Testing their recall will be seven studio groups while viewers can play along via pen, PC or phone. (C)


9.40 News; Weather. (C) 10.05 Test the Nation: the Big Entertain­ ment Test. Results of the interactive quiz. (C)


11.15 FILM: Cliffhanger. (1993) Outdoor:: action thriller in which a former Rocky Mountain rescuer is forced to help a gang of criminals search for the $100 million they have lost in the moun­ tains. Starring Sylvester Stallone, John Uthgow, Janine Turner. (C)


1.00 Top of the Pops. (R) (C) 1.30 Joins BBC News 24.


Ant & Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway, ITV1,7.05pm


This week Paul Burrell falls victim to hilarious Undercov­ er with Ant & Dec disguised as a Saudi Prince (Ant) and his faithful servant, Saleem (Dec). Paul thinks he has been bought at an auction by the Arab Prince to do some flower arranging with him and his wife. However, with the Prince out of the room, Saleem (Dec) breaks the Prince's favourite vase and when the Prince returns he blames Paul. It gets


BBC2


6.00 Breakfast. (C) 9.00 Weekend 24. (C) 10.00 Gary Rhodes: The Cookery Year. (R) (C) 10.30 The Best. (R) (C) 11.00 The Nation’s Favourite Food. (R) (C) 11.30 Bill’s Food. (R) (C) 12.00 See Hear. 12.45 The Sky at Night. (R) (C) 1.05 Six Nations Grandstand. (C) 2.20 FILM: The Inn of the Sixth Happiness. (1958) Starring Ingrid Bergman, Curt Jurgens, Robert Donat. (C) 4.50 Six Nations Grandstand. (C) 5.55 What the Papers Say. (C) 6.05 Flog It! (R) (C) 7.05 Around the World in 80 Trea­ sures. Documentary. (R) (C)


8.05 Crufts 2005. Clare Balding and Richard Hammond are live from the NEC Birmingham. (C)


9.15 The Heart of Me. Drama of love and sexual betrayal set in 1930s London. (C)


10.50 The Apprentice. The task this week is to schmooze shoppers into buying from their stall at Har- rods. (R) (C)


11.50 Never Mind the Buzzcocks. Comedy pop quiz. (R) (C)


r12.20 FILM: Tumbleweeds; (1999); Upbeat story about a woman who has a talent for getting involved with the wrong kind of man. Star- - ring Janet McTeer, Kimberly J Brown, Jay O Sanders. (C)


2.00 BBC Learning Zone. FIVE


6.35 FILM: Holy Man. (1998) Satirical comedy about T V shopping and a troubled channel executive who finds an answer to falling sales in the shape of an itinerant holy man. Starring Eddie Mutphy, Jeff Goldblum. (T)


8.40 five news. (T) 9.00 CSI:NY. Danny and Aiden tackle a multiple homicide. (T)


9.55 Law and Order: Criminal Intent. A businesswoman becomes a suspect in the murder of her daughter-in-law.


LIVING TV


6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi*S. 7.35 Junglies. 7.45 The Forgotten Toys. 7.55 Busy Buses. 8.00 Barney and Friends. 8.30 Elmo's World. 8.45 Jibba Jabba. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5. 10.00 According to Jim. 11.00 Charmed. 12.50 Celebrity Extra. 1.00 America's Next Top Model. 6.00 Will and Grace. 7.00 America’s Next Top Model. 8.00 Charmed. 9.00 Most Haunted Live. 12.00 Urban Legend. 12.50 Celebrity Extra. 2.00 The Division. 2.50 Body Beautiful. 3.15 Hollywood ' Star Treatment. 3.25 The Cosby Show. 3.50 Happy Family. 4.15 Crossing Over with John Edward. 5.05 6ixth Sense with Colin Fry. 5.30 Home Shopping.


SCI-FI


6.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 Tho Pretender. 12.00 The Omega Man. 2.00 TB A . 3.00 TBA. 4.00 Robot Wars. 6.00 The Pretender. 8.00 Dark Angel. 9.00 Dark Angel. 10.00 Deep Evil. 11.45 Emmanuelle 2000: Being Emmanuelle. 1.35 Dark Angel. 2.35 Dark Angel. 3.35 The Ray Bradbury Theatre. 4.05 The Pretender. 5.05 The Pretender.


(Will Smith) and Marcus Burnett (Martin Lawrence) have been assigned to a high.tech task force investigating the flow of designer ecstasy into Miami. Their inquiries inadvertently lead them to a major conspiracy involving a vicious kingpin (Molla), whose ambitions


Bad Boys li. Sky Movies 1,8pm detectives Mike Lowrey


to take over the city's drug trade and workina


" ^ut Mike and Marcus's friendship


deveV on te ^ ^ f V®".®.''*'*threatened when Mike begins to develop feelings for Marcus' sister Syd (Gabrielie Union).


10.50 FILM: Dark City. (1998) Taut sci-fi _


thriller set in a nightmarish urban com­ plex of the future. A man wakes up


with a murdered woman and no mem­ ory. He escapes, but shadowy, myste­ rious figures pursue him. Starring ’ Rufus Sewell. Kiefer Sutherland. (T)


12.45 Law and Order. (R) (T) 1.45 FILM: Mur­ der 101. (1991) Starring Pierce Brosnan. (T) 3.15 Short Story Cinema. (R) (T) 3.40 Sunset Beach. (R) (T ) 4.20 The Invaders. (T ) 5.10 Sons and Daughters. (T)


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6.00 GMTV. 9.25 MOM. 11.30 cd:uk. 12.3q ITV News; Weather. 12.35 Granada News and Weather. 12.40 Quincy, ME.


; 1.40 ' FILM:-Doctor Zhivago. (1965) Epic adaptation of Boris Paster­


nak’s Nobel Prize-winning novel about a Russian doctor and poet


in the early part of the 20th centu­ ry. Starring Omar Sharif. Julie Christie, Geraldine Chaplin.


worse... Just as an argument ensues, the Prince's wife turns up and Paul realises that the woman with whom he's been flower arranging is actually the Prince's mistress.


CHANNEL 4


6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 Trans World Sport. (T) 8.00 The Morning Line. (T) 8.55 The Simple Life: The Lost Episode. (R) (T) 9.25 Freaky. (R) (T) 9.45 hit40uk. (R) 10.20 One Tree Hill. (T) 11.20 Friends. (R) (T) 11.55 Average Joe: Hawaii. (T) 12.55 Fool Around... with My Boyfriend. 2.00 Channel 4 Racing. (T) 4.20 FILM: The Count of Monte Cristo. (1975) Starring Richard Chamberlain. (T) 6.15 Morgan and Platell. (T) 6.45 C4 News;. (T) 7.15 Immigration on Trial. Various social commentators debate the issue of immigration. (T)


8.15 The Queen’s Lost Uncle. Explor­ ing the colourful life of Prince George. (R) (T)


9.15 FILM; Proof of Life. (2000) A'pto- fessionai hostage negotiator leads an all-out assault on a guerrilla ’ group in Latin America who have


. kidnapped an American engineer. Stam’ng Meg Ryan. (T),


11.50 All I Want - A Portrait of Rufus Wainwright. Footage and inter­ view with singer-songwriter Rufus Wainwright.


12.55 Nathan Barley. (R) (T) 1.25 FILM: In the Company of Men. (1997) Starring Aaron Eckhart. (T) 3.05 FILM: The Luzhin Defence. (1999) Starring John Turturro. 4.55 Le Mans Endurance Series 2004. (R) (T) 5.25 Countdown. (R) (T)


5.05 Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the North West, plus a regional weather forecast. ’


5.20 News; Sports Results; Weather. News update, sports results and weather report.


5.35 New You’ve Been Framed. Harry Hill gives viewers 25o pounds for their hilarious home videos. Clips featured tonight include DIY disas­


ters, kung-fu calamities and farm­ yard tomfoolery.


6.05 Stars In Their Eyes. Cat Deeley presents the series in which five fearless individuals transform into their singing idols. Today, contes­ tants become Prince, Dido, John Denver, Doris Day and Leann Rimes.


7.05 Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway. Gwen Stefani performs her new single, and I’m a Celebri­ ty... star Fran Cosgrave plays a crazy new game. Little Ant & Dec interview Ricky Qervais, and another celebrity gets stitched-up.


8.15 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?. Chris Tarrant hosts the award-win­ ning quiz show in which contes­ tants can double their cash prize with each correct answer and win up to a million pounds.


9.15 Acorn Antiques - the MusicaL.A backstage look at the West End production of ‘Acorn Antiques The Musical!’. Victoria Wood, Julie Wal­ ters and the rest of the cast strug­ gle with harmonies and tap rou­ tines.


10.15 Parkinson. Actress Sandra Bul­ lock, Phoenix Nights star Peter Kay and actor Nicholas Lyndhurst are Michael’s guests tonight-


11.15 News. Th e latest national and international news, plus national weather.


11.30 Legal Eagles. (1986) Comedy , ' thriller about art assistant district attorney assigned to prosecute a young woman who is accused of stealing a priceless painting creat­ ed by her father.


1.35 Outrageous Las Vegas Wed­ dings. A look at some of the crazi­ est and most outrageous wed­ dings which have taken place amongst the glitz and glamour of Las Vegas. (R)


2.30 cd:uk. Dave Berry and Alesha Dixon present the music chart show featuring the latest videos and live acts in the studio.


3.20 Entertainment Now!. (R) 3.45 Dare to


Believe. (R) 4.10 Mixmasters. (R) Cybernet. (R) 5.05 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Early Morning News.


BBC1


6.00 Breakfast. (C) 9.00 Breakfast with Frost. (C) 10.00 The Heaven and Earth Show. 11.00 Countryfile. (C) 12.00 The Politics Show. 1.00 Match of the Day Live: FA Cup Quarter-Final (C) 3.05 EastEnders. (R) (C) 4.30 As Time Goes By. (R) (C) 5.00 Songs of Praise. Aled Jones intro­ duces the first of two programmes to find the Songs of Praise School Choirs of 2005. (C)


5.35 Kidnapped. Adaptation of Steven­ son’s classic Scottish novel. Davie, Alan and Catriona face a final con­ frontation with the merciless Colonel MacNab. (C)


6.25 Last of the Summer Wine. Lennie from the pickle factory, who has visions of sailing the canals in a swan boat, unwisely allows Clegg, Truly, Alvin and Billy to help him on his way.


6.55 Antiques Roadshow. Michael Aspel and the team visit Dartington Hall nearTotnes in Devon. Among the items brought to light are a French cabinet with royal connections. (C)


7.45 News; Regional News; Weather. (C)


8.10 Casualty. Tess faces a heartbreaking decision when she is advised to with­ draw Mike’s treatment and let him die. The paramedics are called to an acci­ dent at the docks. (C)


9.00 Supervolcano. Two-part near-future factual drama charting the effects of one of nature’s most cataclysmic events - a supervolcanic eruption from beneath Yellowstone Park in North America. (C)


10.00 News; Weather. (C) 10.15 People Power. Documentary about the increase in direct action in Britain, from the poll tax riots to the export of veal calves, from the fuel tax protests to the stunts by Fathers 4 Justice. (C)


11.15 Billy Connolly’s World Tour of Eng­ land, Ireland and Wales. Comedy and travelogue with the Celtic come­ dian as he tours the UK with his pop­ ular stand-up show. Billy visits the North of England, journeying from Manchester to Sheffield. (R) (C)


11.45, FILM: The Innocent Sleep. (1995) . Thriller about a journalist who investi- , gates a man's alleged suicide, having been given, an eyewitness account of his execution. Inspired by the case of banker Roberto Calvi. Starring Annabella Sciorra, Rupert Graves,; Michael Gambon. (C)


L25 Joins BBC News 24.


6.00 Rmbles. (R) (C) 6.40 The Story Mak­ ers. (C) 7.00 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 7.05 The Scooby and Scrappy Show. (R) (C) 7.30 Smile. (C) 10.30 Sunday Style. (C) 12.00 The Super League Show. (C) 12.50 FILM: Never Cry Wolf. (1983) Starring Charles Martin. (C) 2.30 Six Nations Grand­ stand. (C) 5.05 Some Mothers Do’Ave’Em. (R) (C) 5.35 Wild West Country. (R) (C) 5.45 Big Cat Diary: Family Histories. (R) (C) 6.15 Time Commanders. Military strategy game presented by Richard Hammond. (C)


7.00 Crufts 2005. Live coverage. (C) 9.00 Never Mind the Buzzcocks. Comedy pop quiz hosted by Mark Lamarr. (C)


9.30 HELP. Sitcom about a therapist and his array of clients, all played by Paul Whitehouse. (C)


10.00 Supervolcano: The Truth About Yellowstone. Two-part documen­ tary with experts who monitor the behaviour of supervolcanoes. (C)


10.30 Outlaws. Drama series set in a criminal law firm. (C)


11.00 Arrested Development. Comedy series about a rich dysfunctional family. (C)


11.20 The Mighty Boosh. Comedy. (C) 11.50 Rugby Special. 12.30 FILM: The Wog Boy.


FIVE


6.00 Softies. (R) 6.05 Jay Jay the Jet Plane. (R) 6.30 Franny’s Feet. 6.40 Oswald. (R) 6.55 Roobarb. (R) 7.00 Bear in the Big Blue House. (R) (T) 7.20 Milkshake!. 7.25 Old Bear Stories. 7.40 Noddy. (R) 7.55 Book of Pooh. (R) (T) 8.30 The Save-Ums! (R) 9.00 Insect Antics. (R) 9.05 Peppa Pig. (R) 9.10 The Ice Cream Machine. (R) (T ) 9.25 George Shrinks. (R) 10 00 Don’t Blame the Koalas. (R) (T) 10.30 Combat Club. (R) (T ) 11.00 Snobs. (R) (T) 11.35 Make It Big. (R) (T) 12.05 Braceface. (R) 12.35 Divine Designs. (R) (T) 1.05 news. (T)


1.15 Easter in Art. (R) (T) 1.50 FILM: Jane Eyre. (1995) Starring William Hurt. (T) 3.55 FILM: Columbo: Make Me a Perfect Murder. (1978) Starring Peter Falk. (T) 5.50 news. (T) 6.15 FILM: Annie. (1999) Adaptation of the Broadway stage musical. Starring Vic­ tor Garber, Kathy Bates. (T)


8.00 Joey. A rival actor tricks Joey into missing several auditions. (T)


8.30 Two and a Half Men. Jake and Judith are strongly influenced by Charlie’s female surfer friend. (T)


Spartaeus, Sky Movies 2 ,8pm


Goran Visnjic stars in Spartacus, a two-part Miniseries Event based on the epic tale of one man's leader ship during one of history's most legendary fights for freedom.


In 72 B.C., a time when the Roman Empire's brutal force was far- reaching, each conquered country


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9.00 FILM: Black Hawk Down. (2001) War drama based on America’s military involvement in Somalia during the early 1990s. Starring Josh Hartnett, McGregor,Tom Sizemore. (T)


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11.40 World’s Wildest Police Videos. (T) 12.40 2005 Winter X Games. Highlights of the biggest and best extreme sports events.


1.30 NCAA College Basketball. 2.55 Sunshine Golf Tour. 3.45 USPGA Golf. 4.35 Portuguese Football. (R)


LIVING TV


6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi-5.7.35 Junglies. 7.45 The Forgotten Toys. 7.55 Busy Buses. 8.00 Barney and Friends. 8.30 Elmo’s World. 6.45 Jibba Jabba. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5. 10.00 According to Jim. 11.00 Retail Therapy. 11.30 Celebrity Extra. 12.00 Charmed. 1.00 America’s Next Top Model. 5.00 Life as We Know It. 6.00 Will and Grace. 7.00 Charmed. 8.00 Extreme Makeover UK. 9.00 Most Haunted Live. 12.00 Dead Famous. 1.00 Jane Goldman Investigates. 2.00 The Division. 2.50 Body Beautiful. 3.15 Hollywood Star Treatment. 3.25 The Cosby Show. 3.50 Happy Family. 4.15 Crossing Qver with John Edward. 5.05 Sixth Sense with Colin Fry. 5.30 Home Shopping.


SCI-FI


meant new slaves to do the bid- d^ng of their Roman masters. Sold into slavery as a young boy after witnessing his father's murder, Spartacus eventually grew


Cp to TLad a slave revolt against Rome's powerful generals.


6.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 Farscape. 12.00 TBA. 1.00 Robot Wars. 2.00 Robot Wars. 3.00 ITie Rash. 5.00 Crusade. 6.00 Andromeda. 7.00 Medical Investigation. 8.00 Drop Dead Fred. 10.00 Terminator 2: Judgment Day. 12.35 Good vs Evil. 1.35 Good vs Evil. 2.30 Terminator 2: Judoment Dav. 5.05 Farscaoe.


: (2000) Starring Nick


Giannopoulos. (C) 2.00 BBC Learning Zone.


Peopi BBC1


1 ,10.15pin le Power


People Power explores what motivates people to stop watching the news and start making it. The programme looks at how, over the past 15 years, ordinary people who previously haven’t been active in politics, have taken to the streets to express their anger at unfairness and injustice across many differ­ ent causes, in order to change society. From the poll tax riots to fuel protests, from demonstrations against


ecialists.


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the transportation of live ani­ mals to the fight for fathers’ rights, the documentary explores, the lessons that have been learned over the years.


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6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 French Foot­ ball. 7.30 Skiing World Cup. 8.25 Morning Line: Cheltenham Festival Preview. (T) 8.55 Switched. (T ) 9.25 Popworld. (T ) 10.20 Hollyoaks Omnibus. (R) (T) 12.55 H Side Story. (T ) 1.30 Will Young Live. (T) 2.40 The OC. (T) 3.40 Freaky. (T) 4.05 Star Trek: Enterprise. (T) 5.00 Time Team. 6.00 The Simpsons. (T) 6.30 Scrapheap Challenge USA. First in a new series of Scrapheap Challenge USA. (T)


7.30 C4 News;. (T) 8.00 Bremner, Bird and Fortune. Top­ ical satirical comedy. (T)


9.00 Prince Andrew: The Fergie Years. A look at Prince Charles’ brothers. Andrew returned from the Falklands War practically a hero, but within a decade, he had married Sarah Ferguson and become a laughing stock. (T)


10.00 X-Rated: The Sex Films They Tried to Ban. Charting the history of sex on film. (T)


11.40 Sex: The Annabel Chong Story. (1999) Documentary charting the lead-up to Annabel Chong’s chal­ lenge. (T)


1.25 Outside: All the Girls I’ve Loved Before. (R) (T) 2.20 KOTV. (T) 2.50 The World Football Show. 3.15 French Foot­ ball. 5.00 Le Mans 2004. (R) (T ) 5.25 Countdown. (R) (T)


6.00 GMTV. 9.25 Pet Alien. (R) 9.35 Art Attack. (R) 10.00 UP2U. (R) 10.30 The Championship. 11.15 My Favourite Hymns. 12.15 Sunday Supplement. 12.45 Jonathan Dimbleby including Lunchtime News and Weather. 1.45 Granada News and Weather. 1.50 World Rally Champi­ onship. 2.50 Creature Comforts. (R) 3.05 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries. Behind the scenes at Steve Irwin’s Australia Zoo. In the normal day- to-day life of the zoo, a birth hap­ pens nearly every other day.


4.05 FILM: Sister A c t (1992) Comedy. about a singer who witnesses a murder and goes undercover as a , nun, only to achieve unwanted fame by turning the choir info a pop sensation. Starring Whoopi Goldberg, Maggie Smith, Harvey Keitel.


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5.55 Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the North West, plus a regional weather forecast.


6.10 News; Weather. The latest nation­ al and international news.


6.30 Animals Do the Funniest Things. Tony Blackburn and Tara Palmer-Tomkinson present more amusing animal action. Including some of the best ads to feature animals, and some hilarious Rathe News stories from the past.


7.30 Coronation Street. Angela’s stunned when Katy tries to frame Martin. Steve provides a shoulder for troubled Tracy. Will Chesney be left home alone when Cilia and Les take off?.


8.00 Heartbeat. Walker must re-visit his shadowy past in order to solve a spate of violent robberies. And David is lured into a web of deceit when a stranger arrives in town.


9.00 Midsomer Murders. Barnaby and Scott investigate when a solicitor falls from a roof to his death. A revenge motive emerges when the dead man’s rival also dies - but who is behind it?.


11.00 News. The latest national and international news, plus national weather.


11.05 The South Bank Show. The work of two leading exponents of rai music, Khaled and Rachid Taha, tracing the evolution of rai and how it has evolved into a popular form of world music.


12.05 World Rally Championship. Jon Desborough and Robbie Head present highlights from the Mexi­ can round of the World Rally Championship.


-12.45 FILM: Britannic. (2000) A British : female spy on board the Titanic’s : sister ship, the Britannic, during WWI, is shocked to discover that a :


: man she has become infatuated : with is a German agent. Starring ^ Jacqueline Bisset, Amanda Ryan, ; John Rhys Davies.


2.20 trisha. (R) 3.15 today with Des and Mel. (R) 4.10 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Early Morning News.


ITV 2


6.00 GMTV2. 9.25 cd:uk. 10.20 American Idol. 12.35 Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway. 1.45 Emmerdale Omnibus. 4.30 Coronation Street Omnibus. 6.50 Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway. 8.00 American Idol. 8.55 American idol. 9.50 American Idol. 10.15 Jordan and Peter • Laid Bare. 11.20 Coronation Street. 11.50 Desperately Seeking Sheila. 12.50 Baddiel and Skinner Unplanned. 1.50 Club Reps The Workers • Uncut. 2.45 Patsy Kensit’s Orange Playlist. 3.10 Teleshopping. 5.10 1TV2 Nightscreen.


ITV3


6.00 Survival. 7.50 The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. 8.45 Rim File. 8.55 Outside Edge. 9.25 Jeeves and Wooster. 10.25 Second Thoughts. 11.20 Film File. 11.35 Hornblower. 1.35 The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. 2.40 Rising Damp. 3.10 Outside Edge. 3.45 Jeeves and Wooster. 4.50 Second Thoughts. 5.20 Second Thoughts. 5.50 The Royal. 6.55 The Adventures of Sherlodt Holmes. 8.00 Churchill. 9.00 Rain Man. 11.35 The Vice. 12.40 Rain Man. 3.05 Emmerdale Omnibus.


SKY MOVIES 1


7.05 Escape from Wildcat Canyon. (1998) 8.45 Gold Diggers: The Secret of Bear Mountain. (1995) 10.25 Beethoven’s 5th. (2003) 12.00 Men in Black II. (2002) 1.55 The Remains of the Day. (1993) 4.15 Mr. Destiny. (1990) 6.10 Beethoven’s 5th. (2003) 8.00 Men In Black II. (2002) 9.35 Shanghai Knights. (2003) 11.35 Slackers. (2002) 1.10 Encrypt. (2003) 2.45 Kissing Jessica Stein. (2001) 4.25 Escape from Wildcat Canyon. (1998)


SKY MOVIES 2


6.25 Ghost Cat. (2003) 8.00 Bogus. (1996) 10.00 Space Jam. (1996) 11.45 Big and Hairy. (1997) 1.30 Prince of Central Park. (2000) 3.30 Bonus! Robots. 4.00 Space Jam. (1996) 5.30 Bogus. (1996) 7.30 Sky Movies News. (2001) 8.00 Spartacus: Part 1. (2004) 9.30 Just Married. (2003) 11.30 Stone Cold. (1991) 1.10 Def by Temptation. (1990) 2.55 Juwanna Mann. (2002) 4.30 Prince of Central Park. (2000)


SKY CINEMA 1


6.00Th e Killing. (1956) 7.30 Monte Walsh. (1970) 9.30 Th e Lion Has Wings. (1940) 11.00 Th e Thief of Bagdad. (1940) 1.00 Paths of Glory. (1957) 2.30 Monte Walsh. (1970) 4.15 The Thief of Bagdad. (1940) 6.15 Jamaica Inn. (1939) 8.00 Paths of Glory. (1957) 9.30 The Killing. (1956) 11.00 The Man with Two Brains. (1963) 12.35 The Comedy of Terrors. (1964) 2.05 The Boys In the Band. (1970) 4.10 Jamaica Inn. (1939)


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 FA Cup Special. 7.00 Spanish Football. 9.00 Jimmy Hill's Sunday Supplement. 10.00 Goals on Sunday. 12.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 12.30 Live Badminton. 3.30 FA Cup Football. 7.00 Football League Review. 8.00 Spanish Football. 10.30 FA Cup Football. 0.00 Football League Review. 1.00 Spanish Football. 2.00 FA Cup Football. 3.30 Close.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Motor Racing Special: So— You Want To Be An F I Driver?. 7.00 Sailing. 7.30 World Wide Rugby: Super 12.9.30 Euro Tour Golf: Qatar Masters. 1.30 The Surf Mag. 2.00 Sailing. 2.30 Motor Racing Special: So...You Want To Be An F I Driver?. 3.30 Live Badminton. 6.00 Euro Tour Golf: Qatar Masters. 8.00 Live US Tour Golf. 11.00 Euro Tour Golf: Qatar Masters. 1.00 Badminton. 5.00 Close.


SKY SPORTS 3


6.00 Super League. 8.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Afterburn. 9.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Velocity. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Heat. 11.00 Sailing. 11.30 Racing News. 12.00 Australian Rugby League. 2.00 US Tour Golf. 5.00 Motor Racing Special; So...You Want To Be An F I Driver?. 6.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Experience. 7.00 Australian Rugby League. 9.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Late Night Afterburn. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Late Night Velocity. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment Heat. 0.00 Australian Rugby League. 2.00 Close.


EUROSPORT


7.30 World Rally Championship. 8.00 Live Alpine Skiing. 9.00 Live Nordic Combined Skiing. 10.00 Live Biathlon. 10.30 Live Alpine Skiing. 11.30 Live Nordic Combined Skiing. 12.00 Live Biathlon. 12.30 Ski Jumping. 12.45 Live Ski Jumping. 2.30 Cycling. 4.00 Live Irish Masters Snooker. 6.00 Strongest Man. 7.00 Irish Masters Snooker. 8.00 Live Irish Masters Snooker. 11.00 World Rally Championship. 11.30 Six Nations Highlights. 0.30 Close.


SKY ONE


6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Transformers: Armada. 7.30 Pokemon Advanced Challenge. 8.00 Yu-Gi- Oh!. 8.30 Zoids. 9.00 Futurama. 9.30 Relic Hunter. 10.30 World Wrestling Entertainment Experience. 11.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 12.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 1.30 Michael Jackson Trial. 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 3.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 4.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.00 Futurama. 5.30 Futurama. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 7.30 Father of the Pride. 8.00 Dream Team. 9.00 24. 10.00 Nip/Tuck. 11.00 Made in L.A.. 12.00 Kirsty’s Home Videos. 1.00 Relic Hunter. 1.50 Star Trek; Voyager. 2.40 Star Trek: Voyager. 3.30 Star Trek: Voyager. 4.20 Yu-Gi-Ohl. 4.45 The Zela Project. 5.10 Zoids. 5.35 Transformers: Armada.


U K TV GOLD


6.05 Monarch of the Glen. 7.05 Doctor Who. 9.00 Butterflies. 9.40 Butterflies. 10.20 Butterflies. 11.00 Going Straight. 11.40 Going Straight. 12.20 Going Straight. 1.00 Last of the Summer Wine. 1.40 Last of the Summer Wine. 2.20 Last of the Summer Wine. 3.00 Butterflies. 3.40 Butterflies. 4.20 Butterflies. 5.00 Going Straight. 5.40 Going Straight. 6.20 Going Straight. 7.00 Last of the Summer Wine. 7.40 Last of the Summer Wine. 8.20 Last of the Summer Wine. 9.00 My Family. 9.40 My Family. 10.20 My Family. 11.00 My Family. 11.40 My Family. 12.20 My Family. 12.55 The Thin Blue Line. 1.30 The Thin Blue Line. 2.05 Auf Wiedersehen, Pel. 3.10 The Thin Blue Line. 3.45 The Thin Blue Line. 4.25 Charlie’s Angels. 5.35 Neighbours.


BBC THREE


7.00 Little Angels. 7.30 BBC Three Outtakes Show. 7.40 Cast Away. 10.00 Casanova. 11.00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 11.30 High Spirits widi Shirley Ghostman. 12.00 Little Britain. 12.30 Svriss Toni. 1.00 18 With a Bullet. 1.55 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 2.25 High Spirits with Shiriev Ghostman. 2.55 Vote for Laurence.


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