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24 Clitheroe Advertiser & Times, February 3rd, 2005


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Clitheroe 422324 (Editorial), 422323 (Advertising), Burnley 422331 (Classified) weekendplustv I For the best deals o n S ® 5 ia LCDs, DVDs and home cinema contact the specialists... SATURDAY, FEBUARY 5TH SKY MOVIES 1


6.00 A Town without Christmas. (2001) 8.00 Little Secrets. (2002) 9.50 The Cactus Kid. (2000) 11.50 Wild America. (1997) 1.50 Widows’ Peak. (1993) 3.50 Selena. (1997) 6.00 Wild America. (1997) 8.00 Secondhand Lions. (2003) 10.00 The Good Girl. (2002) 11.35 Wrong Turn. (2003) 1.05 Taking the Heat. (1993) 2.40 Summer Catch. (2001) 4.25 Peacemakers. (2003)


SKY MOVIES 2


6.00 Teen AgenL (1991) 7.30 A-Z of the Oscars. 8.00 The Uttle Polar Bear. (2002) 9.30 Summer With the Ghosts. (2002) 11.00 Whale Rider. (2002) 1.00 Finding Buck McHenry. (2000) 2.45 The Little Polar Bear. (2002) 4.15 Teen AgenL (1991) 5.45 Whale Rider. (2002) 7.30 Sky Movies News. 8.00 Lara CroftTomb Raider:The Cradle of Lite. (2003) 9.55 Lara Croft: Behind the Scenes. 10.35 Bulletproof Monk. (2002) 12.25 Lara CroftTomb Raider: The Cradle of Ufe. (2003) 2.30 Tales from the Crypt. (1989) 4.05 North Star. (1995)


SKY CINEMA 1


6.00 Seven Ways from Sundown. (1960) 7.30 Clambake. (1957) 9.15 Monte Walsh. (1970) 11.00 Rio Lobo. (1970) 1.00 Clambake. (1967) 2.45 Monte Walsh. (1970) 4.30 Seven Ways from Sundown. (1960) 6.00 Rio Lobo. (1970) 8.00 Harry and Tonto. (1974) 10.00 The Exorcist. (1973) 12.05 The Kid Stays in the Picture. (2002) 1.45 Sometimes a Great Notion. (1971) 3.45 US Top 10.4.15 Double McGutfin. (1979)


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Soccer AM’s All Sports Show. 7.00 Premier League Preview Show. 7.30 Gitlette World Sporl. 8.00 ICC Crickel World. 8.30 Premier League Preview Show. 9.00 Soccer AM. 12.00 Gillette Soccer Saturday. 5.30 NFL: Super Bowl Preview. 6.30 NBA Baskelball. 8.30 Football First: Match Choice. 11.45 Football First: Match Choice. 2.45 Football First: Match Choice. 4.15 Spanish Football. 5.45 Sky Sports Classics.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Inlernalional Cricket. 8.00 Friday Fight Night. 10.00 US Tour Golf. 12.00 Euro Tour Goll. 3.00 NFL: Super Bowl Preview. 4.00 Gillette World Sport. 4.30 Euro Tour Goll. 7.30 Rugby Union. 10.00 NFL: Super Bowl Preview. 11.00 Euro Golf. 2.00 US Tour Goll. 5.00 NFL: Super Bowl Preview.


SKY SPORTS 3


6.00 Sports Unlimited. 7.00 Euro Tour Goll. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 12.00 World Wrestling EnlerlainmenI; The Bottom Line. 1.00 Max Power. 2.00 Friday Fight Night. 4.00 Sports Unlimited. 5.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 7.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: The Bottom Line. 8.00 US Tour Goll. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Late Night Smackdown. 1.00 WWE; Late Night Bottom Line. 2.00 NFL; Super Bowl Preview. 3.00 Max Power. 4.00 Rugby Union Update. 5.30 Sports Adventure.


EUROSPORT


7.30 Escape. 8.00 Live Ski Jumping. 9.45 Football: Top 24 Clubs. 10.15 Live Alpine World Championship Skiing. 10.30 Casa Italia. 10.45 Live Alpine World Championship Skiing. 12.15 Tennis. 1.15 Ski Jumping. 2.00 Uve Snooker. 5.00 Live Football: Serie A. 7.00 Casa Italia. 7.15 Live Snooker. 10.00 Six Nations Highlights. 0.00 British Eurosport News Report. 0.15 Y02 Xtreme. 0.45 Eurosport News Report. 1.00 Close.


SKY ONE


6.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 7.00 Stargate Infinity. 7.30 Pokemon Advanced Challenge. 8.00 Yu*Gi-Oht. 8.30 Zoids. 9.00 Yu-Gi-Ohl Waking the Dragons. 9.30 Futurama. 10.00 Relic Hunter. 11.00 Mutant X. 12.00 Uttle Monsters. 1.00 Dream Team. 2.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.00 Undercover Magic. 6.00 The Simpsons. 7.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 7.30 Oliver Beene. 8.00 Slargate SG-1. 9.00 Stargale Allanlis. 10.00 Proof Positive. 11.00 Tripping the Rilt. 11.30 Scare Tactics. 12.00 South Park. 1.00 Uncutl Kirsly's Home Videos. 1.50 Relic Hunter. 2.40 Little Monsters. 3.30 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.10 Slargate Infinity. 5.35 Zoids.


UKTV GOLD


6.00 Doctor Who. 8.00 Some Mothers Do ‘Ave 'Em. 9.00 EastEnders at 20 Weekend. 9.45 EaslEnders. 10.35 EastEnders 20lh Anniversary Weekend. 10.40 EastEnders. 11.10 EaslEnders 20th Anniversary Weekend. 11.15 EastEnders. 11.50 EastEnders 20th Anniversary Weekend. 11.55 EaslEnders. 12.30 EastEnders 20th Anniversary Weekend. 12.35 EaslEnders. 1.10 EastEnders 20lh Anniversary Weekend. 1.15 EastEnders. 2.00 EastEnders 20th Anniversary Weekend. 2.05 EaslEnders. 2.50 EaslEnders 20lh Anniversary Weekend. 2.55 EastEnders. 4.10 EaslEnders 20lh Anniversary Weekend. 4.15 EaslEnders. 4.50 EaslEnders 20lh Anniversary Weekend. 4.55 EaslEnders. 5.30 EaslEnders 20th Anniversary Weekend. 5.35 EastEnders. 6.15 EaslEnders 20th Anniversary Weekend. 6.20 EaslEnders. 7.00 The Good Lite. 8.20 The Good Life. 9.00 Only Fools and Horses. 10.20 The Royle Family. 10.55 The Royle Family. 11.35 Only Fools and Horses. 12.55 The Royle Family. 1.30 The Royle Family. 2.05 Birds ol a Feather. 2.40 Birds of a Feather. 3.15 As Time Goes By. 3.50 Alistair McGowan’s Big Impression. 4.05 Charlie’s Angels. 5.00 Charlie’s Angels.


BBC THREE


7.00 Liquid Assets. 8.00 Fantasy Escape. 9.00 Three’s Oullakes: Little Britain. 9.05 A Time to Kill. 11.30 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 12.00 Vic and Bob in Calterick. 12.30 The Smoking Room. 1.00 Monkey Dust. 1.30 The Bachelor. 2.25 Liquid Assets. 3.25 Fantasy Escape.


6.00 Sunrise. 6.55 Bear in the Big Blue House. (R) (T) 7.25 Milkshake!. 7.30 Peppa Pig. (R) 7.35 Monkey Makes. (R) 7.45 Make Way for Noddy. (R) 8.00 The Book of Pooh. (R) (T) 8.30 The Save-Ums! (R) 9.00 Beyblade. (T) 9.25 Duel Masters. 9.55 Xcalibur. (R) 10.25 The Best of No Girls Allowed. (T) 10.55 Her­ cules: the Legendary Journeys. (T) 11.55 The Chart. 12.25 Home and Away Omnibus. (R) (T) 2.35 Dawson's Creek. (T) 3.30 FILM: The Greatest Show on Earth. (1952) Starring Betty Hutton, Charlton Heston, Cornel Wilde.


ITV 2


6.00 GMTV2. 9.25 Emmerdale Omnibus. 12.10 Coronation Street Omnibus. 2.30 Holiday Showdown. 3.35 Who Wants to Bo a Millionaire?. 4.35 CD:UK. 5.40 Super Bowl. 6.40 Movies Now. 6.50 Planet’s Funniest Animals. 7.15 Celebrity Fit Club. 8.15 Nanny 911. 9.20 Pretty Woman. 11.40 Jordan and Peter - Laid Bare. 12.40 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?. 1.40 Emmerdale Omnibus. 4.10 Teleshopping. 5.40 ITV2 Nightscreen.


ITV3


6.00 Survival. 7.05 Survival. 8.10 Campion. 9.15 Jeeves and Wooster. 10.20 Survival. 11.25 Forever Green. 12.30 Jeeves and Wooster. 1.35 Kings and Oueens. 2.35 Survival. 3.40 Forever Green. 4.45 Campion. 5.50 Jeeves and Wooster. 7.00 The Bill Omnibus. 9.00 Agatha Christie's Poirot. 11.00 Forever Green. 12.00 Chicago Hope. 12.55 Survival. 1.55 Teleshopping. 4.55 ITV3 Niqhtscreen.


BBC1


6.00 Fimbles. (R) (C) 6.40 The Story Makers. (R) (C) 7.00 Arthur. (R) (C) 7.25 Astro Boy. (R) (C) 7.45 Tom and Jerry Kids. (R) (C) 8.10 Taz-Mania. (R) (C) 8.35 New Scooby and Scrappy Show. (R) (C) 9.00 Dick and Dorn in da Bungalow. (C) 11.00 Top of the Pops Sat­ urday. (C) 12.00 BBC News; Weather. (C) 12.10 Football Focus. 1.00 Six Nations Grandstand. (C) 1.05 Rugby League. 1.30 Rugby Union Build-up. 2.00 Rugby Union: Six Nations Championship. 2.45 Around the Grounds. 2.50 Rugby Union; Six Nations Championship. 3.50 Football Half-Times. 4.00 Rugby Union Build-Up. 4.30 Final Score. 5.15 Six Nations Grandstand. Steve Rider is in Cardiff for live coverage of the Six Nations match between Wales and England at the Millennium Stadium. Commentary by Eddie But­ ler and Brian Moore. (C)


7.20 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 7.40 The National Lottery Jet Set. Eamonn Holmes presents a fast- moving quiz show, incorporating the National Lottery draw and featuring a prize ol a luxury holiday. (C)


8.15 Casualty. Tess acknowledges what's wrong with Sam but it may be too late. Abs makes a decision which could lead him to prison. Guppy and Nina tackle an unpopular consultant.


9.05 Victoria Wood; A BAFTA Tribute. BAFTA and the BBC join forces to celebrate one of Britain’s best loved entertainers with a special gala event. Celebrities pay tribute, plus a look back over her career. (C)


(C)


10.10 News; Weather. (C) 10.30 Match of the Day. Gary Lineker pre­ sents a full round-up of today’s Pre­ miership action. Highlights include Liverpool v Fulham at Anfield and Arsenal's trip to Aston Villa. (C)


12.00 FILM: Poltergeist ill. (1988) Eerie horror sequel. Spirits from the nether­ world return to play havoc with the :


psyche of a little girl and the adults who care for her. Starring Heather


1.40 A Question of Sport. Sue Barker hosts the sports quiz with captains Ally McCoist and Matt Dawson. Guests are PhilTufnell, Joe Cole, Maurice Greene and Colin Mont­ gomerie. (R) (C)


; O'Rourke, Tom Skerritf, Nancy Allen. (C)


2.10 Top of the Pops. (R) (C) 2.40 Joins BBC News 24.


30 Minutes-What Tony Blair Can Learn Fhm The Iron Lady, Channel 4 ,6pm


Hardcore Labour supporters may sigh at the title of tonight’s 30 Minutes. In the programme, Carol Thatcher asks what Tony Blair, a self- confessed admirer of her mother Margaret, could learn from the Iron Lady's approach to dealing with foreigners. As Lord Charles Powell tells the programme, 'Being honidto foreigners came actuajiy quite easily to her and it was sometimes very necessary to


BBC2


6.00 Breakfast. (C) 9.00 Weekend 24. (C) 10.00 Saturday Kitchen. (C) 11.30 The Best. (R) (C) 12.00 Switch. 12.30 Film 2005 with Jonathan Ross. (R) (C) 1.00 FILM: White Heat. (1949) Starring James Cagney, Edmond O'Brien, Virginia Mayo. (C) 2.50 Nero Wolfe Mysteries. (2001) (C) 4.20 Monk. (2002) (C) 5.05 The Return of Sherlock Holmes. (R) (C) 5.55 What the Papers Say. (C) 6.05 Flog it! With Paul Martin. (R) (C) 7.05 Abroad Again in Britain. With Jonathan Meades. (R) (C)


8.05 Kilroy: Behind the Tan. Docu­ mentary about the Labour politi­ cian. (C)


9.05 Arena: Hank Williams - Honky Tonk Blues. Documentary about legendary country music singer- songwriter. (C)


10.25 Have I Got Old News for You. Satirical news quiz. (R) (C)


10.55 The Rotters’ Club. The boys make progress with the opposite sex but their parents’ lives become complicated. (R) (C)


11.55 Never Mind the Buzzcocks. Comedy pop quiz hosted by Mark Lamarr. (R) (C)


12.25 FILM; Dead Letter Office. (1998) Australian romantic drama: Star­ ring Miranda Otto, George Del- Hoyo, Nicholas Bell. (C)


2.00 BBC Learning Zone. FIVE


6.15 Charmed. Chris and Leo are sent to a parallel universe. (T)


7.05 five news. (T) 7.10 FILM; Splash. (1984) Romantic com­ edy about a young boy saved from drowning by a beautiful mermaid, only to fall in love with her 20 years later when she returns to seek him out. Starring Tom Hanks, Daryl Hannah.


9.05 CSI:NY. Detective Mac Taylor’s inves­ tigation leads him to a serial killer who 'imprisons' his victims. (T)


LIVING TV


6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi-5. 7.35 Busy Buses. 7.45 Elmo’s Worid. 8.00 Barney and Friends. 8.30 Titch. 8.40 Molly’s Gang. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5. 10.00 According to Jim. 11.00 Charmed. 12.50 Celebrity Extra. 1.20 Making of: Shall We Dance? 1.50 Sleep, Baby, Sleep. 3.35 Celebrity Extra. 3.45 Charmed. 5.35 Style Star. 6.00 Will and Grace. 7.00 America’s Next Top Model. 8.00 Charmed. 9.00 I’m Famous and Frightened! 1ZOO I'm Famous and Frightened Live!. 2.00 Celebrity Extra. 2.10 Rock Me Baby. 2.35 Julianne Moore; Hollywood’s Stars. 3.00 Girls Just Wanna Have Fun. 3.25 Women Talk. 3.50 Star Treatment. 4.15 Crossing Over with John Edward. 5.05 The Nanny. 5.30 Home Shopping.


SCI-FI


6.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 Magic in the Water. 12.00 The Lost World. . 2.00 The Lost World. 4.00 The Lost World. 6.00 Dark Angel. 8.00 Invasion. 11.20 Fatal Error. 1.00 Emmanuelle in Space: A Time to Dream. 2.45 Dark Angel. 3.45 Dark Angel. 4.45 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 5.10 The Outer Limits.


Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life, Sky Movies 2 ,8pm


Facing her greatest challenges and dangers yet, Lara Croft (Angelina Jolie) shows off her physical prowess like never before. During this exciting installment of her adventures, the intrepid tomb raider jet skies, horseback rides, motorcycles and much more through such countries as Hong Kong, Kenya, Wales, Greece and Africa as she searches for an infamous site known as The Cradle of Life.


e s The In-Laws, Sky Movies i , 10pm


Michael Douglas and Albert Brooks star In the espionage comedy The In-Laws, a remake of the 1979 film. The update tells the story of a mild-mannered dentist who becomes involved with a world­ wide espionage plot. The master- mind of the plot turns out to be his daughter’s future father-in-law, a


CIA operative^_____


6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi*5.7.35 Busy Buses. 7.45 Elmo’s World. 8.00 Barney and Friends. 8.30 Titch. 8.40 Molly’s Gang. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5.10.00 According to Jim. 11.00 Charmed. 4.00 I’m Famous and Frightened Extra! 5.00 America’s Next Top Model. 6.00 Celebrity Extra. 6.30 Will and Grace. 7.30 Body Work. 8.00 The Restaurant. 9.00 I’m Famous and Frightened!. 12.00 I’m Famous and Frightened Live!. 2.00 Celebrity Extra. 2.10 Rock Me Baby. 2.35 Mery! Streep: Hollywood’s Stars. 3.00 Girls Just Wanna Have Fun. 3.25 Women Talk. 3.50 Star Treatment. 4.15 Crossing Over with John Edward. 5.05 The Nanny. 5.30 Home Shopping.


SCI-FI


6.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 F^rscape. 12.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 12.30 Captain Nemo and the Underwater City. 2.30 Treasure Island. 5.00 Crusade. 6.00 Andromeda.7.00 UFOs Put to the Test 8.00 Contagion. 10.00 Virus. 11.45 Tracker. 12.45 Tracker. 1.45 Virus. 3.30 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 4.00 Farscape. 5.00 ^rscaoe.


10.00 Law and Order: Special Victims Unit. The remains ol a woman are found three years after her death. (T)


10.55 FILM: Club Paradise. (1986) Amiable comedy about a fireman who takes early retirement and moves to a Caribbean island. Starring Robin Williams, Peter O'Toole, Twiggy. (T) :


12.40 FILM: Any Given Sunday. (1999) Starring Al Pacino. (T) 3.25 Law and Order. (R) (T) 4.10 Postcards. (R) 4.20 The Invaders. (T) 5.10 Sons and Daughters. (T)


ITV1


6.00 GMTV. 9.25 MOM. 11.30 CD:UK. 12.30 The Brits Are Coming. 1.00 ITV News; Weather. 1.05 Granada News and Weather. 1.10 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries. (R) 1.35 Barbara. (R) 2.05 Rosemary and Thyme. Light­ hearted drama series about two amateur sleuths. Laura and Rose­ mary are doing some restoration work at a health spa when the owner is found strangled. (R)


be horrid to foreigners in order


to get our way;' Carol examines whether her mother's notorious handbag­ ging approach was successful.


CHANNEL 4


6.05 Fourways Farm. (R) (T) 6.15 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 Trans World Sport. (T) 8.00 The Morning Line. (T) 8.55 Futura­ ma. (T) 9.25 The Simple Life. (R) (T) 9.55 hit40uk. (R) 10.25 One Tree Hill. (T) 11.25 Friends. (R) (T) 11.55 Average Joe; Hawaii. (T) 12.55 Fool Around... with Fran Cosgrave. (T) 2.00 Channel 4 Racing from Sandown Park and Wetherby. (T) 4.20 FILM: Carry On Constable. (I960) Star­ ring Sid James, Eric Barker. CT) 6.00 30 Minutes. Current affairs show 6.30 C4News;. (T) 7.05 Di’s Guys. Documentary about the men in the life of Diana, Princess of Wales. (R)


9.05 FILM: Shallow Hal. (2001) Com-, edy about a shallow man who only dates young, beautiful until a motivational


entrepreneur hypnotises him so is only able to see inner


beauty. Starring Gwyneth Paltrow, Jack Black, Jason Alexander.


11.10 Friday Night Project. Another showing of the first edition. (R) (T)


12.15 South Park. Animation. (R) (T) 12.45 FILM: Very Annie Mary. (1999) drama:


: Starring Rachel Griffiths. (T) .


2.30 FILM: Heavens Above! (1963) Star­ ring Peter Sellers. (T) 4.35 Reasons to be Cheerful. (R) (T) 5.05 Countdown. (R) (T) 5.50 Angela Anaconda. (R) (T)


3.05 Midsomer Murders. Feature- length murder mystery. Barnaby and Troy investigate the death of a young woman found murdered in local woodland. (R)


5.05 Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the North West, plus a regional weather forecast.


5.20 News; Sports Results; Weather. News update, sports results and weather report.


5.35 FILM: Jurassic Park III. (2001) Further adventures from the island Grant reluc­


tantly accompanies a rich couple who are searching for their teenage son on the second Juras­ sic Park island. Starring Sam Neill, William H Macy, Tea Leoni. ,


7.15 Stars in Their Eyes. With Cat Deeley. Tonight’s five contestants masquerade as Bonnie Tyler, Harry Connick Jr, Katie Melua, Phil Collins and Elvis.


8.15 Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?. Chris Tarrant hosts the award-win­ ning quiz show in which contes­ tants can double their cash prize with each correct answer and win up to a million pounds.


BBC1


6.00 Breakfast. (C) 8.10 Match of the Day. (R) 9.30 Breakfast with Frost. (C) 10.30 The Heaven and Earth Show. 11.30 Countryfile. (C) 12.30 The Politics Show. 1.25 EastEn­ ders. (R) (C) 3.20 FILM: Murder on Sycamore Street. (1992) Starring Dick Van Dyke, George Hamilton, Mariette Hartley. (C) 4.50 Lifeline. (C) 5.00 Songs of Praise. (C) 5.00 Songs of Praise. Jonathan Edwards goes in search of people who have made a real difference to the world in which we live, including the couple who rescued a unique chapel from dereliction. (C)


5.35 Superstars. The battle for the title Superstars Champion 2004. With Alain Baxter, Michael Sevan, James Hickman, Amir Khan, Iwan Thomas, Doddie Weir, Bradley Wiggins and Steve Williams. (C)


6.35 Comic Relief’s Great Big Celebrity Nose Job. The curtain-raiser to Comic Relief’s 20th Anniversary sees a celebrity cast put on their red noses to spend a crazy weekend changing lives in Africa and the UK. (C)


7.35 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 8.00 Down to Earth. Drama series about a family adjusting to rural life. Tony’s determined to keep his cancer secret and give Jackie the best 40th birthday ever. (C)


9.00 Dalziel and Pascoe. Detective drama series. The tigers at Latimer’s Private Zoo are being fed a very strange diet of human flesh, so Dalziel and Pascoe are called in to solve the mystery. (C)


9.20 The Great British Memory Test. The live interactive event where viewers can play along. If you’ve got a good memory you could win 10,000 pounds - all from your own home. Presented by Gabby Logan and Neil Fox.


10.50 News. The latest national and international news, plus national weather.


11.05 FILM: Stop! Or My Mom Will life of an LA


' policeman is turned upside down when his over-protective mother comes to visit.


12.40 FILM: Heaven's Gate. (1980) Epic tale of the American West in the century,


following the fortunes of two Har-


: vard graduates from 1870 to their in the Johnson Coun­


ty Wars. Starring Kris Kristofferson, (Christopher Walken, Isabelle Hup-


3.10 CD:UK. Music chart S h o w pre­ sented by Cat Deeley, featuring the latest videos and live acts in the studio.


4.25 Dare to Believe. Show consisting of a surprising cocktail of bizarre comedy and philosophy. (R)


sip. (R)


4.50 ITV Nightscreen. 5.30 ITV Early Morning News.


4.00 Entertainment Now!. The latest showbiz news, with reports on movies, music and celebrity gos­


6.00 Softies. (R) 6.05 A House like Yours. (R) 6.30 Woolamaloo. 6.45 The Clangers. (R) 6.55 Bear in the House. (R) (T) 7.20 Milkshake 7 25 Peppa Pig. (R) 7.35 Monkey Makes. (R) 7.45 Noddy. (R) 8.00 Book of Pooh. (R) (T) 8.30 The Save-Umsl. (R) 9.00 Insect Antics. (R) 9.05 Aliens among Us. (R) 9.10 Ice Cream Machine. (R) (T) 9.25 George Shrinks (R) 10.00 Don’t Blame the Koalas. (R) Combat Club. (R) (T) 11.00 Snobs (R) (T 11.30 Make It Big. (R) (T) 12.05 Braceface. (R 12.35 Divine Designs. (R) (T) 1.05 news. (T)


10.00 News; Weather. (C) 10.15 Panorama. Investigation into how 17 victims of the same paedophile went on to commit hundreds of crimes in the one small city. (C)


10.55 Billy Connolly’s World Tour of Eng­ land, Ireland and Wales. Comedy and travelogue with Billy Connolly as he tours England, Ireland and Wales with his hugely popular stand-up show. In Dublin, Billy jams with some local musicians. (R) (C)


11.25 FILM: Keeping the Faith, (2000) in which two child­


hood friends who have both grown up with religious vocations, one as a


Catholic priest and one as a rabbi, fall for the same woman. Starring Edward Norton, Ben Stiller, Jenna Elfman. (C)


1.30 The Sky at Night. (C) 2.05 Joins BBC News 24.


So You Think You Can Teach, five, 8pm


It’s Friday morning, week two, and Shaun, Tamara and Janet are faced with their final day. The strain is showing on all three - especially Shaun, who is suffering from a nasty sore throat. Today the three budding teachers will com­ plete their final lessons, before undergoing assess­ ments from head teacher Cliff Knight.


Janet has kept her class


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6.00 GMTV. 9.25 Pet Alien. (R) 9.35 Art Attack. (R) 10.00 UP2U. (R) 10.30 The Championship. 11.15 My Favourite Hymns. 12.15 Sunday Supplement. 12.45 Jonathan Dimbleby including Lunchtime News and Weather. 1.40 Granada News and Weather. 1.45 Planet’s Funniest Animals. Humorous video clips of pets and other animals in unusual situa­ tions.


under control withadmirable discipline skills - a fact which leads Cliff to suggest: “Don’t become a teacher - bypass all the training and become a head teacher!’’


CHANNEL 4


6.00 Fimbles. (R) (C) 6.40 The Story Mak­ ers. (R) (C) 7.00 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 7.05 What’s New Scooby Doo? (R) (C) 7.30 Smile. (C) 10.30 Sunday Style. (C) 12.00 Ken Horn’s Hot Wok. (R) (C) 12.30 The Super League Show. (C) 1.20 Six Nations Grandstand. (C) 1.25 Sailing. 1.45 Six Nations Rugby Union. 4.30 Ski Sun­ day. 5.15 A Wild Autumn Day. (C) 5.55 Natural World. Documentary. (R) 6.45 Time Commanders. Military strategy game. (C)


7.30 Trans America: The Challenge. Documentary about a 53-year-old musician from London, who took on the ultimate cycle race. (C)


8.30 Top Gear: Stars in Fast Cars. With Jeremy Clarkson. (C)


9.00 Never Mind the Buzzcocks. Comedy pop quiz hosted by Mark Lamarr. (C)


9.30 My Life in Film. Sitcom. (C) 10.00 Outlaws. Gulliver fears he’s turn­ ing into his boss. (C)


10.30 Match of the Day 2. With Adrian Chiles. (C)


11.20 Arrested Development. Comedy series. (C)


11.40 Rugby Special. Highlights from the Zurich Premiership.


12.20 FILM:Tom Horn. (1979) Frontier adventure based on the true story. Starring Steve McQueen. (C)


2.00 BBC Learning Zone. FIVE


1.15 The Chart. (R) 1.45 FILM: The Three Musketeers. (1948) Starring Lana Turner. (T) 4.10 FILM: ColumbotThe Greenhouse Jun- qle. (1972) Starring Peter Falk. (T) 5.40 news. 5.55 FILM: The Karate Kid Part II. (1986) Action sequel in which the youthful karate champ and his mentor leave California for Japan. Starring Ralph Macchio, Noriyuki Pal Morita. (T)


8.00 SoYouThinkYou Can Teach. Three- part series where celebrities tackle leaching. (T)


9.00 FILM: Con Air. (1997) High-octane blockbuster in which a federal aero­ plane is hijacked by the convicts it is transporting to a maximum security facility. Starring Nicolas Cage. (T)


11.10 World’s Wildest Police Videos. Doc­ umentary. (T)


12.10 Natural Born Racers. 12.40 NCAA College Basketball. 2.10 Argen­ tinian Football. 3.40 Ironman Triathlon. (R)


4.30 Portuguese Football. (R) ; : ; :;:


6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 French Foot­ ball: Le Championnat. 7.30 The Chal- lengerWorld Series. 8.25 Freesports on 4. 8.55 Switched. (T) 9.25 Popworld. (T) 10.20 Hollyoaks Omnibus. (R) (T) (Signed) 12.55 Hollyoaks on the Pull. (T) 1.30 Usher: Money Power Respect. (T) 2.05 The OC. (T) 3.05 Smallville: Super­ man the Early Years. (T) 4.05 Stargate SG-1. (T) 5.00 Time Team. (T) 6.00 The Simpsons. (T) 6.30 Scrapheap Challenge: The Scrappy Races. The four teams simply need to cross the border to Scotland. (T)


7.30 C4 News;. (T) 8.00 The 100 Greatest Pop Videos. Jimmy Carr counts down the nation’s favourite pop videos. Fea­ turing inside stories from musical and visual innovators including Bjork, Peter Gabriel, Jarvis Cock­ er and Norman Cook. (T)


12.10 FILM: The Delinquents, (1989) Dramatic tale of star-crossed love,


: set in 1950s Australia. When the going gets tough, a teenage girl and her rebellious boyfriend set


:their course for the unwelcoming; big city. Starring Kylie Minogue, Charlie Schlatter. Cf)


2.05 Racing Rivals. (R) (T) 2.35 KOTV. 3.00 World Football. 3.30 French Football: Le Championnat. 5.15 Countdown. (R) (T)


2.10 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries. Steve Irwin reveals what went on behind the scenes of Croc Live - including animals reacting to the intrusion, chaotic rehearsals, and an appearance by Dame Edna.


3.10 FILM: Cheyenne Autumn. (1964) Large-scale frontier epic felling the true story of a band of Cheyenne Indians who embark on the long trek back to their old homelands, despite opposition from the US Army. Starring Richard Widmark, Carroll Baker, Karl Malden.


6.00 House of Horrors. Jonatnan Mait­ land presents the show that catch­ es rogue traders red-handed. Today, two TV aerial firms and a plumber try to con the undercover homeowners.


6.25 Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the North West, plus a regional weather forecast.


6.40 News; Weather. The latest nation­ al and international news.


7.00 Emmerdale. Charity ups her game with Jimmy. Max’s playboy antics start to peeve Tom. Turner washes his hands of Steph.


7.30 Coronation Street. Tommy’s blind rage leaves Craig out cold. Cilia’s dirty dealings over Schmeiohel come back to bite her. David frets that he’ll have his nose pushed out by a new baby.


8.00 The Royal. Matron is attacked by a thief. The hospital deals with the threat of a TB epidemic and Good­ win’s reputation is besmirched.


9.00 The Stepfather. Part one of a two- part drama. After the disappear­ ance of his daughter, Dougie Mol- loy moves in with a divorcee - then his new stepdaughter goes miss­ ing too. Concludes tomorrow.


10.30 News. The latest national and international news, plus national weather.


10.40 Super Bowl XXXIX Live. Gabby Logan and Gary Imlach present coverage from the Alltel Stadium, Jacksonville, as defending Super Bowl champions the New England Patriots take on the Philadelphia Eagles.


3.30 Today with Des and Mel. Des O’Connor and Melanie Sykes host the daily entertainment and celebrity talk show in front of a live studio audience. (R)


4.25 ITV Nightscreen. Text-based information service.


5.30 ITV Early Morning News. SKY MOVIES 1


6.00 Swing Shift. (1984) 8.00 A Troll in Central Park. (1994) 9.25 Rugrats Go Wild. (2003) 10.45 Kangaroo Jack. (2003) 12.25 Bonus: Sprung! The Magic Roundabout. (2004) 12.55 Swing Shift. (1984) 2.40 A Troll In Central Park. (1994) 4.00 Rugrats Go Wild. (2003) 5.30 Kangaroo Jack. (2003) 7.30 Sky Movies News. 8.00 Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle. (2003) 10.00 The In-Uws. (2003) 11.45 The Truth About Charlie. (2001) 1 3 5 Dangerous Liaisons. (1988) 3.40 Casual Sex?. (1988) 5.15 Angel Flight Down. (1996)


SKY MOVIES 2


6.00 The Sweetest G i f t (1998) 8.00 Ufe with MIkey. (1993) 9.45 Brothers of the Frontier. (1996) 11.30 For Love of Olivia. (2001) 1.15 Prince William. (2002) 3.00 Cannonball Fever. (1989) 4.45 Brothers of the Frontier. (1996) 6.30 Prince William. (2002) 8.00 TTie Quiet American. (2002) 10.00 Old School. (2002) 11.35 The Shadow. (1994) 1.25 Stone Cold. (1991) 3.00 Glengarry Glen Ross. (1992) 4.45 Ufe with MIkey. (1993)


SKY CINEMA 1


6 00 Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm. (1938) 7 3 0 Le Mans. (1971) 9 3 0 Against All Rags. (1952) 11.00 A Matter of Life and Death. (1946) 12.45 Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm. (1938) 2.15 Le Mans. (1971) 4.15 A Matter of Life and Death. (1946) 6.05 The Oscar Nominations. 6.30 Against All Flags. (1952) 8.00 Frantic. (1988) 10.00 Across noth Street (1972) 11.45 Prime Cut (1972) 1 3 0 Joy Hide. (1958) 2.35 Across 110th Street. (1972) 4.20 Buck Privates Come Home. (1947)


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Football First; Match Choice. 7.30 Football First: Match Choice. 9.00 Jimmy Hill's Sunday Supplement. 10.00 Goals on Sunday. 12.0() Scottish Cup Football. 2.00 Ford Super Sunday: Premier League. 4.00 Ford Super Sunday. 7.00 Premier League Preview Show. 8.00 Spanish Football. 10.00 NFL Super Bowl XXXIX.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Spanish Football. 7.30 Uve International Cricket. 7.30 International Cricket. 10.30 Ford Football Special. 0.00 Scottish Cup Football. 1.00 Football League Review, 2.00 Spanish Football.


SKY SPORTS 3


6.00 Motor Radng Special. 7.00 Euro Tour Golf. 10.00 WWE Aflerburn. 11.00 Wild Spirits. 11.30 Radng News. 12.00 WWE Velocity. 1.00 WWE Heat. 2.00 WWE 3.00 Motor Radng Special. 4.00 NFL; Super Bowl Preview. 5.00 Gillette Sport. 5.30 Moto +. 6.00 Watersports. 7.00 Motor Radng Special. 8.00 WWE 9.00 WWE Late Night Alterburn. 10.00 WWE: Ute Night Velocity. 11.00 WWE Heat. 0.00 Motor Radng Special. 1.00 International Cricket.


EUROSPORT


7.30 Tennis. 9.00 Ski Jumping. 10.30 Casa Italia, 10.45 Live Alpine Skiing. 12.15 Ski Jumping. 1.00 Live Snooker. 4.00 Ski Jumping. 5.30 Strongest Man. 6.30 Football: Serte A. 9.30 Snooker. 11.30 Eurosporl News. 11.45 Football: UEFA Champions League - Last 16.0.15 Eurosport News.


SKY ONE


6.00 Hour of Power, 7.00 Stargate Infinity. 7.30 Pokemon Advanced Challenge. 8.00 Yu-Gi-Ohl. 8.30 Zoids. 9.00 Yu-Gi-Oh)^ Waking the Dragons. 9.30 Futurama. 10.00 Relic\Hunter. 11.00 WWE Experience. 12.00 Kirsty’s Home Videos. 12.30 Sky Travel Shop. 1.00 Mutant X \2 .0 0 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.00 Futurama. 6.00 The Simpsons. 7.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 7.30 Oliver Beene. 8.00 Dream Team. 9.00 24. 10.00 Nip/Tuok. 11.10 Rescue Me. 12.10 South Park. 12.35 South Park. 1.00 Uncutl Kirsty’s Home Videos. 1.50 Relic Hunter. 2.40 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.10 Stargate Infinity. 5.35 Zoids.


UKTV GOLD


S.tX) GMTV2. 92S Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? 10Z5 Red Hot Chiii Peppers in Profile. 10S5 CD;UK. 11.55 American Idol. 1 .rlO Movies No-rv. 1S5 Emmerdale Omnibus. 4.35 Coronation Street Omnibus. 7.00 Super Bowl. 8.00 American Idol. 9.40 Jordan and Peter - Laid Bare. 10.40 (Xrronation Street. 11.15 The Frank Skinner Show. 1Z15 Baddiel and Skinner Unplanned. 12.45 Brian McFadden’s Orange Playlist 1.10 Club Reps The Workers - Uncut 2.10 The John Walsh Show. 230 Teleshopping. 4.50 tTV2 Nightscreen.


ITV3


6.00 Survival. 8.00 The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. 9.05 Barbara. 9.35 Outside Edge. 10.05 Survival. 12.10 Britain at War in Colour. 1.15 Winton's Children: The British Schindler. 2.15 The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. 330 Barbara. 3.50 Survivat 6.00 The Royal. 7.00 The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. 8.00 Winlon’s Children: The British Schindler. 9.00 For Queen and Country. 11.10 P D James - A Certain Justice. 12.10 For Queen and Country. 2.10 Teleshopping. 2.40 ITV3 Niqhtscroen. 3.00 Emmerdale Omnibus.


6.00 Doctor Who. 7.55 Are You Being Served?. 8.30 EastEnders at 20 Weekend. 8.35 EastEnders. 9.10 EastEnders 20th Anniversary Weekend. 9.15 EastEnders. 9.50 EastEnders 20th Anniversary Weekend.9.55 EastEnders, 10.35 EaslEnders 20th Anniversary Weekend. 10.40 EastEnders. 11.20 EastEnders 20th Anniversary Weekend. 11.25 EaslEnders. 12.05 EastEnders 20th Anniversary Weekend. 12.10 EastEnders. 1.20 EastEnders 20th Anniversary Weekend. 1,25 EastEnders. 2.05 EastEnders 20th Anniversary Weekend. 2.10 EastEnders. 2.55 EastEnders 201h Anniversary Weekend. 3.00 EastEnders. 3.40 EastEnders 20th Anniversary Weekend. 3.45 EastEnders. 4.15 EastEnders 20th Anniversary Weekend. 4.20 EaslEnders. 4.55 EastEnders 20th Anniversary Weekend. 5.00 EastEnders, 5.35 EaslEnders 20th Anniversary Weekend. 5.40 EaslEnders. 6.15 EaslEnders 20th Anniversary Weekend. 6.20 EastEnders. 7.00 As Time Goes By. 7.40 As Time


■ Goes By. 8.20 As Time Goes By. 9.00 Btackadder the Third. 9.40 Steptoe and Son. 10.20 Going Straight. 11.00 Blackadder the Third. 11.40 Jack Dee’s Happy Hour. 12.15 Jack Dee’s Happy Hour. 12.50 Auf Wiedersehen, Pel. 1.55 Steptoe and Son. 2.30 Jack Dee’s Happy Hour. 3.05 Lovejoy. 4.00 Charlie’s Angels. 4.55 Birds of a Feather. 5.35 Neighbours.


BBC THREE


7.00 Liquid Assets: J-Lo’s Millions. 8.00 Who Rules the Roost?. 9.00 The Bachelor. 10.00 Two Pints of Lager and a Pad<et of Crisps. 10.30 Twisted Tales. 11.00 Little Britain. 11.30 Ideal. 12.00 The Comic Side of 7 Days. 12.30 Can’t Stop: Losing My Cool. 1.30 Who Rules the Roost?. 2.25 Liquid Assets: J- Lo's Millions. 3.25 Twisted Tales.


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