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6.50 Murder at the Cannes Rim Festival. (2000) 8.30 Th e Lost Treasure of Sawtooth Island. (1999) 10.10 Baby’s Day O u t (1994) 11.55 Cave In. (2003) 1.35 Murder at the Cannes Film Festival. (2000) 3.05 The Lost Treasure of Sawtooth Island. (1999) 4.45 Cave In. (2003) 6.20 Baby's Day OuL (1994) 8.00 Catch Me If You Can. (2002) 10.25 Boat Trip. (2002) 12.20 The Shipping News. (2001) 2.15 Giving Up the GhosL (1993) 3.45 Th e Long Run. (2000)


SKY MOVIES 2


6.50 For Love of Olivia. (2001) 8.30 Second String. (2002) 10.10 Ufe with Mlkey. (1993) 11.50 Secret Santa. (1998) 1.30 For Love of Olivia. (2001) 3.05 U K Top Ten. 3.35 Second String. (2002) 5.15 Life with Mlkey. (1993) 6.55 Secret Santa. (1998) 8.30 Sky Movies News. (2001) 9.00 Old School. (2003) 10.40 SuperTroopers. (2000) 12.25 Dog Soldiers. (2002) 2.15 Th ir l 3en Ghosts. (2001) 3.50 Love and a Bullet. (2002) 5.20 Secret Santa. (1998)


SKY CINEMA i


6.00 A Star Is Bom. (1954) 9.00 The Breaking PoInL (1950) 11.00 Wild In the Country. (1961) 1.00 Darling Llll. (1970) 3.20 Has Anybody Seen My Gal?. (1952) 5.00 A Star Is Bom. (1954) 8.00 The Man withTWo Brains. (1983) 9.30 Prince of the City. (1981) 12.20 Superlly. (1972) 2.00 Black Zoo. (1963) 3.40 Darling Llll. (1970)


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Soccer AM’s All Sports Show. 7.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 7.30 Superset Tennis Preview. 8.00 Premier League Preview Show. 8.30 UEFA Champions League Weekly. 9.00 Sooner AM. 12.00 Gillette Soccer Saturday. 6.00 Super League. 8.30 Football First; Game of the Day. 10.15 Football Rrsl; Match Choice. 11.45 Football First: Match Choice. 1.15 Football Rrst: Match Choice. 2.45 Footbaii Rrst: Match Choice. 4.15 Spanish Footbati. 5.45 Sky Sports Ciassics.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Sports Uniimited. 7.00 Worid Wrestiing Entertainment Ciassics. 8.00 iCC Cricket Worid. 8.30 World Wide Rugby. 10.30 Friday Rght Night. 12.30 Worid Wide Rugby. 2.30 Rugby Union. 5.00 Rugby Union; Currie Cup. 7.00 Rugby Union Update. 8.30 Golf. 11.00 Superset Tennis Preview. 11.30 Speedway. 2.30 World Wrestling Entertainment: Late Night Smackdown. 4.30 Max Power. 5.30 Windsurfing.


SKY SPORTS 3


6.00 NFL Weekly Review. 7.00 Tight Lines. 8.00 Powerboating. 8.30 Racing News. 9.00 Super League - Play-ofl. 11.00 NFL Weekly Review. 12.00 Sportnation. 1.00 Sports Unlimited. 2.00 NFL Weekly Review. 3.00 Goll. 6.00 Speedway. 9.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Late Night Smackdown. 11.00 Super League - Play-ofl. 1.00 Superset Tennis Preview. 1.30 Rugby Union Update. 3.00 Close.


EUROSPORT


7.30 Football: Top 24 Clubs. 8.00 Foolball: UEFA Champions League Weekend. 9.00 Live MotoGP. 9.30 Live MotoGP. 10.00 Live MotoGP. 11-15 Live MotoGP. 12.30 Live MotoGP. 2.00 MotoGP. 3.00 Live Superbike World Championship. 4.00 Cycling. 5.30 MotoGP. 7.45 Rght Club. 9.45 Championship Boxing. 10.45 British Eurosport News Report. 11.00 Hally. 11.30 YOZ Xtreme. 0.00 Suporbike World Championship.


SKY ONE


■ 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 7.00 Zoids. 7.30 Pokemon Advanced. 8.00 Gamezville. 9.00 Yu-Gi-Oh! Enter the Shadow Realm. 9.30 America's Dumbest Criminals. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 12.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: The Bottom Line. 1.00 TV Years - 1985. 2.00 Gamezville. 3.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 4.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 6.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 5.30 Malcolm in the Middle. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 Brainiac: Science Abuse 2. 8.00 From Stargate to Atlantis: The Lowdown. 9.00 Toughest Seaside Resorts in Britain. 10.00 Road Raja. 11.00 Conspiracies. 12.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 1.50 Fear Factor. 2.40 America’s Dumbest Criminals. 3.05 Cops. 3.30 Hot Love. 4.20 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 5.10 TV Years -1985.


UKTV GOLD


6.00 Charlie’s Angels. 7.00 Doctor Who. 9.00 'Alio 'Allol. 9.40 ’Alio 'Allol. 10.20 'Alio 'Allol. 11.00 'Alio 'Allol. 11.40 'Alio 'Allol. 12.20 'Alio 'Allol. 1.00 'Alio 'Allol. 1.40 'Alio 'Allol. 2.20 'Alio 'Allol. 3.00 'Alio 'Allol. 3.40 'Alio 'Allol. 4.20 'Alio 'Allol. 5.00 'Alio 'Allol. 5.40 'Alio 'Allol. 6.20 'Alio 'Allol. 7.00 'Alio 'Allol. 7.40 'Alio 'Allol. 8.20 'Alio 'Allol. 9.00 The Vicar of Dibley. 9.50 Absolutely Fabulous. 10.30 Absolutely Fabulous. 11.10 The Vicar of Dibley. 12.00 Have I Got News tor You. 12.40 Room 101. 1.15 Jack Dee's Happy Hour. 1.55 Jack Dee's Happy Hour. 2.30 The Fast Show. 3.45 Charlie’s Angels. 4.40 It Ain't Half Hot, Mum.


BBC THREE


7.00 Little Angels Top Tips. 7.10 EastEnders Revealed. 7.40 Who Rules the Roost Now?. 9.10 The Graham Norton Effect 9.55 Good Girls Don’t. 10.20 Blade. 12.15 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 12.45 Two Pints of U g e r and a Packet of Crisps. 1.15 Sex, Warts and All Down Under. 1.45 Sex, Warts and All Down Under. 2.15 Liquid Assets: Kylie’s Millions. 3.10 Two Pints of Lager and a P a ^e t of Crisps. 3.40 Two Pints of


Lager and a Packet of Crisps.


I - 1?^^ ■


ITV 2


9.25 Emmerdale Omnibus. 12.15 Quincy, ME. 1.15 The Planet's Funniest Animals. 1.45 CD:UK. 2.45 Felicity. 3.35 Undeclared. 4.05 Undeclared. 4.30 The Block Australia. 5.20 The Block Australia. 6.10 The Block Australia. 7.05 Orange Playlist. 7.35 The Planet's Funniest Animals. 8.05 Movies Now. 8.15 The Xtra Factor. 9.15 Pretty Woman. -11.35 Who Wants to be a Millionaire? Cops and Robbers. 12.35 The X Factor. 1.35 Teleshopping. 3.35 Emmerdale Omnibus.


PLUS


6.00 Not on Your Nellie. 6.30 Duck Patrol. 7.00 Only when I U u gh . 7.30 The Dick Van Dyke Show. 8.00 Watching. 8.30 Not on Your Nellie. 9.00 Coronation Street Omnibus. 11.30 Watching. 12.00 The Cassandra Crossing. 2.30 True Crimes. 3.00 Poirot. 5.00 Only when 1 Laugh. 5.30 Sez Les - Extra. 6.00 The Two Ronnies. 7.00 Murder, She Wrote. 8.00 Poirot. 10.00 24 Carrott Gold. 11.00 Tommy Cooper. 11.30 Sez Les - Extra. 12.00 Murder, She Wrote. 1.00 Poirot. 3.00 Teleshopping.


6.00 Postcards.6.10 WideWorld. (T) 7.00 Sun- rise.7.55 Home and Away Omnibus. (R) (T) 10.00 No Girls Allowed. (T) 11.00 Hercules: the Legendary Journeys. (T) 12.00 Beyblade. (T) 12.30 Duel Masters.1.00 Combat Club. (T) 1.30 The Chart.2.00 Dawson’s Creek. (T) 2.55 FILM: The Audrey Hepburn Story. (2000) Star­ ring Jennifer Love Hewitt, Frances Fisher. (T) 5.30 FILM:The Iron Giant. (1999) Animat­ ed feature based on the story by Ted Hughes, in which a young boy discov­ ers a huge metal robot. (T)


BBC1


6.00 Fimbles. (R) (C) 6.40 The Story Makers. (C) 7.00 Astro Boy. (R) (C) 7.20 The Mummy. (R) (C) 7.45 Arthur. (R) (C) 8.10 Taz-Mania. (R) (C) 8.35 The Scooby-Doo Show. (R) (C) 9.00 Dick and Dorn in da Bungalow. (C) 11.00 Top of the Pops Saturday. (C) 12.00 BBC News; Weather. (C) 12.10 Football Focus. (C) 12.50 Grandstand. (C) 12.55 Moto GP: Qatar Moto Grand Prix.2.10 Racing from Chepstow and Longchamp.3.45 Football Half- Times.3.55 Snooker Grand Prix.4.30 Final Score. (C) 5.10 BBC News; Regional News;


Weather. (C)


! 5 . 3 0 FIUM:The Mask of Zorro. (1998) Sw^Kbtickling romantic adventure. ’ Avenging his wife’s murder and the i


, kidnap of his daughter, an ageing 'Zorro recruits the outlaw Alejandro and teaches him everything he, knows. Starring Anthony Hopkins, Antonio Banderas, Catherine Zela- j6nes..(C):


'.1 ' . 2


7.35 Th e National Lottery: Winning Lines. Quiz show with host Phillip Schofield. One contestant will get the chance to win a round-the-world trip. Plus the Thunderball, Lotto and Lotto Extra Draws. (C)


8.20 Casualty. Comfort is thrilled to dis­ cover she’s pregnant and plans the perfect surprise for Fin, but things don’t go according to plan and he fails to return home. (C)


9.10 One Night with Barry Manilow. 30 years on from his first TV perfor­ mances, legendary entertainer Barry Manilow celebrates for one night, with a set of stunning renditions of his songs. (C)


10.10 News; Weather. (C) . 10.30 Match of the Day. Gary Lineker pre­ sents highlights of all today’s six Pre­ miership matches. Arsenal lace a London derby against Charlton, while Norwich and.Portsmouth meet at Carrow Road. (C)


12.00 FILM: Shadow Conspiracy. (1997)5 Tense thriller In which a presidential


5 aide and a reporter uncover, a con­ spiracy at the highest level of govern­ ment, with deadly consequences. Starring Charlie Sheen. Donald Sutherland^ Linda Hamilton. (C)


1.45 Friday Night with Jonathan Ross. A mix of music and celebrity chat with Jonathan Ross. (R) (C)


2.45 They Think It’s All Over. (R) (C) 3.15 A Question of Sport. (R) (C) 3.45 Top of the Pops. (R) (C) 4.15 Joins BBC News 24.


6.00 Breakfast. (C) 9.00 Weekend 24. (C) 10.00 Friends for Dinner. (R) (C) 10.30 Gary Rhodes; The Cookery Year. (R) (C) 11.00 Bill’s Food. (C) 11.25 The Plants- man. (R) (C) 12.00 See Hear. (C) 12.45 Film 2004 with Jonathan Ross. (R) (C) I . 15 FILM: Voyage of the Damned. (1976) Starring Faye Dunaway. (C) 3.45 Some Mothers Do ’Ave ‘Em. (R) (C) 4.20 FILM: Flying Leathernecks. (1951) Starring John


Wayne. (C) 6.00 Snooker Grand Prix. Preston’s Guildhall plays host to the Grand Prix. (C)


7.40 Terry Jones’ Medieval Lives. Terry Jones gives a tour of the Middle Ages. (C)


8.10 Wild Battlefields. Wildlife docu­ mentary. (C)


9.10 The Other Boleyn Girl. Historical drama about the life of Mary Boleyn. (R) (C)


10.40 Funny Women. A profile of the actress Prunella Scales. (R) (C)


I I . 10 Room 101. Tracey Emin wants to banish being drunk and cocaine. (C)


11.40 Never Mind the Buzzcocks. Comedy pop quiz. (C)


12.10 Snooker Extra. Hazel Irvine intro­ duces the highlights. (C)


2.00 BBC Learning Zone. FIVE


7.00 Charmed. Drama about three sisters with powers of witchcraft. (T)


7.50 five news and sport. (T) 8.10 Hollywood’s Greatest Fantasy Spe­ cial Effects. Documentary on special effects used by films to create fantasy worlds, including the 'Harry Potter’ films and 'The Grinch’. Contributors include Jim Carrey and Guy Pearce.


(T)


9.10 CSl: Crime Scene Investigation. The one dissenter in a jury is found dead


LIVING TV


6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hi-5.7.35 Wiggly Park. 7.40 Tiny and Crew. 8.00 Barney and Friends. 8.30 Cswald. 8.45 Busy Buses. 8.50 Busy Buses. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5. 10.00 Life with Bonnie. 11.00 The Nanny. 12.00 Evenwood. 2.00 Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister. 3.45 Celebrity Extra. 4.00 My Wife and Kids. 4.30 Jesse. 5.00 That 70s Show. 5.30 According to Jim. 6.00 Will and Grace. 7.00 Close Encounters with Keith Barry. 8.00 Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. 9.00 I'm Famous and Frightened 3. 2.00 Hollywood Star Treatment. 2.20 E Love. 2.45 Girlfriends. 3.35 The Antiques Ghost Show with Derek Acorah. 4.30 Life with Bonnie. 5.25 Celebrity Extra. 5.30 Home Shopping.


SCI-FI


6.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 10.00 Quantum Leap. 12.00 The Sentinel. 5.00 The Invisible Man. 7.00 Tremors 2: Aftershocks. 9.00 Mad Mad House. 10.00 Sleepstalker. 11.55 Pieasureville: The Sex Files. 1.30 Sleepstalker. 3.25 Poltergeist: The Legacy. 4.25 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 5.00 Rst of the North Star. 5.30 Bubblegum Crisis.


Catch Me if You Can, Sky Movies 1, 8pm


Frank W. Abagnale (Leonardo DiCaprio) worked as a doctor, a lawyer and as a co-pilot for a major airline-ail before his 18th birthday. A master of deception, he was also a brilliant forger, whose skill at check fraud had netted him mil- ^ lions of dollars in stolen funds. FBI JSH


Agent Carl Hanratty (Tom Hanks) had made it his prime mission to


in the jury room, leaving the 11 others as natural suspects. (R) (T)


10.00 The Farm. Reality show, ("f) 11.05 The Shield. The pursuit of a gang hit­ man pits the tight-lipped Korean com­ munity against the police. (T)


12.05 Law and Order. (R) (T) 1.00 FILM: The Corsican Brothers. (1984) Starring Cheech Marin. (T) 2.30 FILM: My Friend Joe. (1996) Starring Schuyler Fisk. (T ) 4.05 Russell Grant’s Postcards. (R) (T) 4.20 The Invaders. (T) 5.10 Sons and Daughters. (T)


I and hi-fis contact the specialists. SATTTRDAY. OCTOBER 2ND PICK OF THE DAY ■


The Worst Jobs In History Channel 4 ,8pm


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After six weeks of literally getting his hands dirty to explore some of the least, loveable occupations down the years, Tony Robinson must be mightily reljeved to see the back of his lat­ est historical exploration. Before he can rest easy, though, there’s still the _ small matter of delving into the dark world of Victor!- ana, and a grim era it was, too. Everyone knows that the 19th century was a


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6.00 GMTV.9.25 Ministry Of May- hem.11.30 CD:UK.12.30 ITV News; Weather.12.35 Granada News and Weath- er.12.40 Coronation Street Omnibus.2.55 The Crocodile Hunter Diaries.3.25 FILM: Relative Values. (2000) Starring Edward Atterton, Julie Andrews, Jeanne Tripple- horn. 5.00 Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the North West, plus a regional weather forecast.


period of great upheaval in Britain, as the country evolved rapidly from a pas­ toral land to one dominated by the Industrial Revolution, with all the grime.


CHANNEL 4


6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T ) 7.00 Speedo National Wakeboarding.7.25 Trans World Sport. (T) 8.25 Red Bull Air Race.8.55 The Morning Line. (T ) 9.55 hit40uk. (R)10.25 The OC. (R) (T) 11.25 Friends. (R) (T) 11.55 T4 Movie Special. (T) 12.25 Chancers. (R) (T) 1.30 Channel 4 Racing. (T) 4.20 FILM: Rising Damp. (1979) Star­ ring Leonard Rossiter. (T) 6.10 The Art Show. Acclaimed arts documentary series. (T)


6.40 C4News;. (T) 7.10 Atlantic Britain. Adam Nicolson continues his sailing expedition.


7.40 Force of Nature. Documentary series about the ferocious power of the elements. (T)


8.10 The Worst Jobs in History. Doc- umentary series considering some of the worst jobs throughout history. (T)


5 9.10 FILM: My Best Friend’s Wed­ ding. (1997) Sparkling romantic ! comedy about a woman who tries: tier best friend^ tuip^'


5- 5


tials. Starring Julia Roberts. ('D


11.10 Green Wing. Comedy-drama series following the surreal adven­ tures of the staff at a hospital. (R)


12.20 FILM: Last Man Standing. (1996) Starring Bruce Willis. 2.05 Hitler’s Search for the Holy Grail. (R)3.30 Angry George Irons. (R)3.40 The Fugitive. (R) (T) 4.25 The Fugitive. (R) (T) 5.10 Countdown. (R)


5.15 News; Sports Results; Weather. News update, sports results and weather report.


5.30 New You’ve Been Framed. Comedian Harry Hill presses play on the nation’s favourite video jukebox - the camcorder show that pays viewers for their funny home videos.


6.00 The X Factor. Auditions continue as Simon Cowell, Sharon Osbourne and Louis Walsh com­ pete with one another in the search to find the nation’s next singing sensation. Hosted by Kate Thornton.


7.05 Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway. Ant and Dec with the game show. Featuring Robbie Williams and Kelly Holmes. Plus, Undercover, Little Ant and Dec grill another celebrity, the What’s Next Curtain, and Win The Ads.


8.15 Who Wants to be a Millionaire? Cops and Robbers. Chris Tarrant hosts the second of two shows in which stars from The Bill and Bad Girls join forces. Stars include Andrew Lancel, Lisa Maxwell, James Gaddas and Victoria


Alcock


9.15 All New It’ll Be Alright on the Night 18. Denis Nqrden presents another compendium of TV out- takes, howlers and bloopers. Plus, Tony Blair is left with egg on his face, and Chris Tarrant is utterly


tongue tied.


10.10 Parkinson. Ricky Gervais of The Office is Michael’s guest this week, along with the Absolutely Fabulous Joanna Lumley and Kevin Kline. With music from Beverley Knight.


11.15 News. T h e la te s t n a tio n a l and international news, plus national


11.30 FILM: 48 Hrs. (1982) The mis- . mstchod duo of a smsrt-moulhsd - criminal and a tough cop is


weather.


iiSMSassighed prisoner in a race against lime.


5V ■ : Grl(Tt drama about a successful ' .55 ex0f»u^^


5 5:-: L'Sla^ - Paul Calderon.


1.15 5 FILM: Sweet Nothing. (1996) his


2.40 CD:UK. Music chart show pre­ sented by Cat Deeley, featuring the latest videos and live acts in the studio.


3.30 Shoot the Writers. (R)3.55 Entertam- ment Now!. (R)4.20 Cybernet. (R)4.50 ITV Nightscreen.5.30 ITV Early Morning News.


6.00 Postcards.6.05 WideWorld. (T) 6.3() Dap-,


pledown Farm. (R)6.55 ''’'‘='<1®’ Friends.7.25 Milkshake!7.30 Noddy. (R)8.00


Bear in the Big Blue House. (R) (T) 8.M Rolie Polie Olie. (R)9.00 Babar. (R)9.30 George Shrinks. (R)IO.OO Snobs. (R)10.30 Michaelas


Wild Challenge. (T) Braceface. (R)12.00 FAQ.12.35 The Great


Artists. (R) (T) 1.05 news. (T) 1.15 The Chart. (R)1.45 FILM: Ivanhoe. (1952) Starring Eliza­ beth Taylor. (T) 3.45 FILM: Undefeated. (1969) Starring John Wayne. (T) 5.55 news.


6.00 Breakfast. (C) 8.10 Match of the Day. (R) (C) 9.30 Breakfast with Frost. (C) 10.30 The Heaven and Earth Show. (C) 11.30 Country- file. (C) 12.30 The Politics Show.1.30 EastEn­ ders. (R) (C) 3.20 The Blue Planet. (R) (C) 4.20 Shoebox Zoo. (R) (C) 4.45 Lifeline. (C) 4.55 Points of View. (C) 5.10 Songs of Praise. Diane Louise Jor­ dan celebrates the best of contempo­ rary Christian songwriting and visits the Kerith Centre in Bracknell to hear some of the new songs. (C)


5.45 Last of the Summer Wine. Festive comic capers. Potts seeks refuge from his domineering wife and demonstrates the benefits of training for a polar expedition in Yorkshire. (R)


6.15 Rolf on Art. Rolf Harris attempts to paint a self-portrait in the style of Rembrandt. (C)


(C)


6.45 Antiques Roadshow. Michael Aspel and the team head for the Magna Centre in Rotherham. Among the items brought to light are a rare clock given as a gift by Queen Victoria and some Beatles memorabilia. (C)


7.35 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) 8.00 Monarch of the Glen. Drama series about the young laird of a Highlands estate. It’s crunch time for Lexie and Paul as they have to confront the con­ sequences of their kiss. (C)


9.00 Himalaya with Michael Palin. Michael Palin takes a journey through


the North West Frontier province of Pakistan, starting on the Khyber Pass and ending near K2 on the Chinese


border. (C)


10.00 News; Weather. (C) 10.15 Panorama: Taken on Trust. Investi­ gation into the prescription drugs industry, as some of the most influen­ tial names in medicine ask if we’re being told the truth about the drugs


that we take. (C) _______


'11.15' 'FILM: Deadly Pursuit (1988) Action-, packed thriller about a cop who s’waps ttie city for the rugged moun­ tains of the Pacific North West when a killer escapes and infiltrates a hunt- ing party Starring Sidney Poitier.Tom Derenger, Kirsiio Alley (C)


' f!ob Sky arNighUC)'l.25 Joins BBC News 24.


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Monarch of the Glen, BBC1, 8pm


More high Jinks from the Highlands. It’s the morning after the night before and an awkward atmosphere lingers between Paul and Lexie following their secret kiss. Paul tries to talk to Lexie but she acts as though nothing happened. Ewan may be content with his new-found indepen­ dence at Glenbogle House but his mother, Ros, is less willing to let her son flee the nest. As a bribe to return


BBC2


6.00 Rmbles. (R) (C) 6.40 The Story Mak­ ers. (C) 7.00 Looney Tunes. (R) (C) 7.05 Scooby-Doo and Scrappy-Doo. (R) (C) 7.30 Smile. (C) 10.30 Sunday Style. (C) 12.00 The Super League Show.12.30 Birding with Bill Qddie. (C) 1.00 The Future Is Wild. (C) 1.25 Sunday Grand­ stand. (C) 1.35 Sport -t-.I.SO Rugby League.2.20


Racing from


Longchamp.4.50 Cycling: World Road Race Championships. 5.20 Snooker Grand Prix. Hazel Irvine and Steve Davis introduce action from the Guildhall. (C)


7.00 Get a New Life. Advice on how to set up a new life abroad. (C)


8.00 That Game: England v G e r ­ many 1990 World Cup Semi- Final. The story of the epic 1990 match. (C)


9.00 Who Rules the Roost? Reality documentary show. (C)


10.00 Little Britain. Matt Lucas and David Walliams take a comic look


at life in Britain. (R) (C)


10.30 Match of the Day 2. Adrian Chiles, presents highlights of today’s Premiership games. (C)


11.30 World Superbikes C hampi­ onship. Final round. (C)


12.30 Snooker Extra. Hazel Irvine intro­ duces highlights. Best-of-9 frame


first round match. (C) 2.00 BBC Learning Zone. FIVE


6.20 FILM: Baby Geniuses. (1999) Com- , , edy in which two dootors'discover that


- ' ■ babies can comniunicate with each ' ; other in a highly sophisticated way. The, toddlers under analysis even manage to break outpf ths,lab-(T).


8.00


” Britain’s Favourite Comedians. A countdown of the twenty five funniest men and women in Britain, featuring all the public’s favourite moments of their careers.. (T)


10.00 TheFarm.Realityshow.(T)


11.05 Abba’s Greatest Hits. Documentary • celebrating the pop phenomenon that.


was Abba with a countdown of their biggest selling singles. Featuring con­ tributions from Elvis Costello and Dan- nii Minogue. (R) (T)


.


12.10 Seniors Golf. Action from the Travis Perkins Senior Masters.


12.55 Major League Baseball. Action from a top Major League baseball game.


4 05 2004 X Games.5.35 Motorsport Mundial. ( R )


l iv in g t v s a t e l l i t e p ic k o f t h e d Tho Pianist, Sky Movies 1,8pm


Wladyslaw Szpilman, a Polish Jew, was a celebrated composer and pianist who


music heard over Polish radio air- wavLs before Nazi artillery hit. Dur-


air- '


capture Frank and bring him to Jus­ tice, but Frank is always one step ahead of him, baiting him to


hlg the brutal occupation, he eluded d^iortation and remained «n the devastated Warsaw Ghetto. There, he struggled to stay alive even when


cast away from those he would evenlu^y r^la^m


4^0 unlikeliest source - a


6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Hl-5.7.35 Wiggly Park. 7.40 Tiny & Crew. 8.00 Barney & Friends. 8.30 Oswald. 8.45 Busy Buses. 8.55 Barney & Friends. 9.25 H i -5 .10.00 Lite with Bonnie. 11.00 Charmed. 11.55 Joan of Arcadia. 12.55 Celebrity Extra. 1.25 Style Star. 1.55 I'm Famous and Frightened Extra. 2 55 The Emmys. 4.55 Celebrity Extra. 5.00 Will & Grace. 6.00 I'm Famous and Frightened Extra. 7.00


■ Celebrity Extra. 7.05 Charmed. 8.00 The Family. ' 9.00 I’m Famous and Frightened 3 .2.00 Hollywood Star Treatment. 2.20 E Love. 2.45 Girifrient^. 3.35 The Antiques Ghost Show. 4.30 Life with Bonnie. 5.25 Celebrity Extra. 5.30 Home Shopping.


SCI-FI


6.00 Ray Bradbury Theatre. 7.00 Teleshopping. 1000 Quantum Leap. 1.00 "rhe Cuter Limits. 2.00 The Invisible Man. 3.00 The Invisible Man. 4.00 Powder. 6.00 Crop Circles; Quest for the Truth. 7.00 The Dead Zone. 8.00 Powder. 10.00 Needful Things. 12.15 Wishmasler 4. 1.55 Needful Things. 4.10 Poltergeist. 5.00 Rst of the North Star. 5.30


Bubbteaum Crisis. and hi-fis contact the specialists... SUNDAY, OCTOBER 3RD ITV1


6.00 GMTV.9.55 UP2U.10.25 Art Attack Mini Makes.10.30 The Champi- onship.11.15 The Ark.11.45 My Favourite Hymns.12.45 Sunday Supplement.1.15 Jonathan Dimbleby including Lunchtime News and Weather.2.10 Granada News and Weather.2.15 Speed Sunday.3.00


World Rally Championship. .........


4.00' FILM: The King and I. (1956) Oscar-winning film adaptation of the Broadway hit about the rela- " tionship which develops between


home, she buys him a car. A chance encounter with his former schoolteacher makes Duncan question whether he’s made the most of his life.


CHANNEL 4


6.15 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.05 ICC Cricket World 2004.7.35 Honda Formula 4-Stroke Powerboating 8.00 Le Mans.8.30 Freesports on 4. 9.00 Popworld. (T) 9.55 Hollyoaks Omnibus. (R) (T)(Sign Lan­ guage) 12.30 Robbie Williams; T4 Spe­ cial. (T ) 1.05 Robbie Williams Live at Slane Castle. (R) (T) 2.10 Chancers. (T) 2.40 The OC. (T) 3.40 Smallville; Super­ man the Early Years. (T ) 4.35 Stargate SG-1. (T) 5.30 Trains with Pete Waterman. 6.30 Scrapheap Challenge. Con­ structing jet boats for an offshore


race.fT)


7.30 C4 News;. (T) 8.00 Bremner, Bird and Fortune. Top­


ical satirical comedy. (T)


9.00' 'FILM: Little Nicky. (2000) Fanta­ sy comedy in which Satan sends, his third son - who unfortunately doe sn’t seem to have an wil bone in his body - to Earth. Starring Adam Sandler,- Haryey,Keitel. (T)


**ldT40~ Robbie Williams: T4 Special. Robbie Williams talks to Vernon Kay and June Sarpong. (R) (D


11.10 Jewish Law. A look at the ritual behaviour of Orthodox Jews. (T)


12.15 FILM: Women Call the Shots: Khamosh Pani.2.05 FILM: Four Days in September. (1997) Starring Alan Arkin, Pedro Cardoso, Fernanda Torres.4.00 Last Train from Budapest. (R) (T ) 5.00 Countdown. (R) (T)


. • the charismatic King of Siam and an English governess. Stam'ngYul


Brynner, Deborah Kerr, Rita Moreno.


6.25 Granada News and Weather. The latest headlines in the North West, plus a regional weather forecast.


6.40 News; Weather. The latest nation­ al and international news.


7.00 Emmerdale. Chloe watches with glee as Chas and Carl’s relation­ ship hits rock bottom. Emily remains ignorant of Andy and Debbie's liaison. Dawn and Scott come to a deal over lodgings.


7.30 Coronation Street. Liz ends up in hot water after Charlie’s confes­ sion. Maya plays devil’s advocate with Dev and Sunita. The green- eyed monster creeps up on Les.


8.00 Heartbeat. Merton has to call in CID when a farmer’s body is found in suspicious circumstances. Ver­ non revives an old dance to impress the taxi licensing commit-


9.00 Rosemary and Thyme. Light­ hearted drama series. While the pair are working on a walled gar­ den, events take a mysterious turn when the client’s cousin is found drowned.


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11.00 News. The latest national and international news, plus national weather.


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11.05 The South Bank Show. Conclud­ ing part of the documentary on Malcolm Arnold, last survivor of a generation of composers who dominated the musical landscape in the late twentieth century.


12.10 it’s My Life. Terry Christian hosts the discussion programme which looks at issues affecting young people today. In this edition, two young women who have had cos­ metic surgery.


12.55 Motorsport UK. Diana Binks pre­ sents action from the latest rounds of the Renault Clio Cup from Brands Hatch. World Rally Championship. Cov­ erage of the Rally of Italy, coming from the island of Sardinia tor the first time, and where the gravel roads will provide a completely new challenge. Building the Dream. Linda Bark­ er hosts a series in which 12 cou­ ples work together to build a house. (R)


1.20 2.10


2.35 Trisha. (R)3.30 Today with Des and Mel. (R)4.20 ITV Nightscreen.5.30 ITV


Early Morning News. ITV 2


9 25 The X Factor. 10.30 Th e Xtra Factor. 11.35 Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway. 12.45 Emmerdale Dmnibus. 3.30 Coronation Street Dmnibus. 5.50 Emmerdale Secrets: Great Exits. 6 55 Ant and Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway. 8.00 The X Factor. 9.00 Th e Xtra Factor. 10.00 Coronation Street. 10.30 Bognor or Bust. 11.00 Undeclared. 12.00 FIVB Beach Volleyball 2004. 1 05 Entertainment Today. 1.50 Jerry Springer. 2.30 Teleshopping. 4.30 ITV2 Nightscreen. 5.05 Tnsha.


PLUS


6.00 Emmerdale Dmnibus. 8.30 I Dream of Jeannie. 9.00 Sherlock Holmes: Spider Woman. 10.30 Expert Witness 11.00 Ever Decreasing Circles. 11.30 Strange but Tnie. 12.00 Diagnosis Murder. 1.00 Sherlock Holmes: Spider Woman. 2.30 Inspector Alleyn Mysteries. 4.30 Strange but True. 5.00 Diagnosis Muider. 6.00 Ever Decreasing Circles. 7.00 Inspector Alleyn Mysteries. 9.00 The Two Ronnies. 10 00 Audience with Billy Connolly. 11.00 Cold FeeL 12.00 Hawaii Rva-O. 1.00 Audience with Billy Connolly. 2.00 The Two Ronnies. 3.00 TeteshooDino.


SKY MOVIES 1


6.00 Mr Destiny. (1990) 8.00 Sky Movies News. (2001) 8.30 Th e Powerpuff Girls Movie. (2002) 9.55 When in Rome. (2002) 11.45 Mr Destiny. (1990) 1.45 War Bride. (2001) 3.35 Dragnet. (1987) 5.25Th e Majestic. (2001) 8.00Th e Pianist (2002) 10.30 Th e Royal Tenenbaums. (2001) 12.20 Sunshine State. (2002) 2.40 Th e Laramie Project (2002) 4.20 War Bride. (2001)


SKY MOVIES 2


7.00 Time Changer. (2002) 8.45 Jus t Visiting. (2001) 10.20 Th e Little Polar Bear. (2002) 11.50 The Long Walk Home. (1990) 1.35Time Changer. (2002) 3.20 Jus t Visiting. (2001) 4.50 Th e Little Polar Bear. (2002) 6.15 The Long Walk Home. (1990) 8.00 Sweet Home Alabama. (2002) 10.001 Spy. (2002) 11.40 Eight Legged Freaks. (2002) 1.25 Th e Agitator. (2001) 4.05 Trapped in


Paradise. (1994) SKY CINEMA 1


6.00 Violent Road. (1958) 7.30 Gunpoint. (1965) 9.00 The Glenn Miller Story. (1954) 11.00 US Top Ten. 11.25 Sunnyside. (1919) 12.00 Th e Qmega Man. (1971) 1.45 Th e Ten Commandments. (1956) 5.25 Sky Movies News. (2001) 6.00 The Glenn Miller Story. (1954) 8.00 Talk To Her. (2002) 10.00 Gazon Maudit (French Twist). (1994) I I .S O T h e Omega Man. (1971) 1.35 Rough Night in Jericho. (1967) 3.25 Sky Movies News. (2001) 4.00 Th e Naked Runner. (1967)


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Football Rrsl: Match Choice. 7.30 Football Rrst: Match Choice. 9.00 Jimmy Hill's Sunday Supplement. 10.00 Goals on Sunday. 12.00 Football League. 3.00 Ford Super Sunday. 6.30 Super Sunday: The Last Word. 7.00 Football


■ League Review. 7.30 Spanish Football. 10.30 Football Rrst; Match Choice. 0.00 Foolball First: Match Choice. 1.30 Football First: Match Choice. 3.00 Football Rrst: Match Choice. 4.30 Close.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Watersports Worid. 7.00 Windsurfing. 7.30 Spanish Football. 9.00 World Strongman Cup. 9.30 Australian Rugby League. 12.30 Super League - Play-off. 2.30 Superset Tennis. 5.30 Motor Racing: DZ-E-Motion. 6.00 Motor Racing; Formula Palmer Audi. 6.30 Squash. 7.30 Superset Tennis. 10.30 Worid Strongman Cup. 11.00 VVorld Wrestling Entertainment: Late Night Velocity. 0.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Heat. 1.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: No Mercy. 4.00 Close.


SKY SPORTS 3


7.00 World Strongman Cup. 7.30 Max Power. 8.30 Speedway. 11.30 Racing News. 12.00 Motor Racing: OZ-E-Motion. 12.30 Windsurfing. 1.00 Worid Strongman Cup. 1.30 Golf. 6.00 Windsurfing. 6.30 Worid Strongman Cup. 7.00 Motor Racing: DZ-E-Motion. 7.30 Motor Racing; Formula Palmer Audi. 8.00 Motor Racing. 10.00 Golf. 1.00 Spanish Football. 3.00 Motor Racing: QZ-E-Motion. 3.30 Motor Racing: Formula Palmer Audi. 4.00 Close. ■


eu r o s p o r t


7.30 Rally. 8.00 Footbaii: UEFA Champions League Weekend. 9.00 MotoGP. 10.00 Live Superbike World Championship. 3.45 Cycling. 5.15 Superbike Worid Championship. 7.00 Live Football: Serie A. 9.45' Motorsports Weekend. 10.45 Rally. 11.15 British Eurosport News Report. 11.30 MotoGP. 0.30


Close. SKY ONE


6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Zoids. 7.30 Pokemon Advanced. 8.00 Gamezville. 9.00 Yu-Gi-Qhl Enter the- Shadow Realm. 9.30 America's Dumbest Criminals. 10.00 Worid Wrestling Entertainment; Afterbum. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Heat. 12.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Tough Enough. 1.00 America's Dumbest Criminals. 1.30 America's Dumbest Criminals. 2.00 Gamezvilie. 3.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 4.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 5.00 Futurama. 5.30 Futurama. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 Malcolm in tha Middle. 7.30 Th e Simpsons. 8.00 Th e Match Live. 9.30 Road Raja. 10.30 Mile High. 11.30 Jennifer Does Thailand. 12.30 Cold Case. 1.25 Law and Qrder. 2.15 World Wrestling Entertainment: Atterburn. 3.05 World Wrestling Enlerlainment Heat. 3.55 America's Dumbest Criminals. 4.20 Star Trek; Tha Next Generation. 5.10 Star Trek; The Next Generation.


UKTV GOLD


6.00 Charlie's Angels. 7.00 Doctor Who Omnibus. 9.00 Butterflies. 9.40 Butterflies. 10.20 Bullerilies. 11.00 As Time Goes By. 11.40 As Time Goes By. 12.20 As Time Goes By. 1.00 Open All Hours. 1.40 Open All Hours. 2.20 Open All Hours. 3.00 Butterflies. 3.40 Butterflies. 4.20 Butterflies. 5.00 As Time Goes By. 5.40 As Time Goes By. 6.20 As Time Goes By. 7.00 Open All Hours. 7.40 Open All Hours. 8.20 Open All Hours. 9.00 Sharpe. 11.05 One Foot in the Grave. 11.45 One Foot in the Grave. 12.25 One Foot in the Grave. 1.05 Jonathan Creek. 2.10 One Foot in the Grave. 2.50 One Foot in the Grave. 3.30 Alistair McGowan's Big Impression. 3.50 Charlie's Angels. 4.55 It Ain't Half Hot, Mum. 5.30 Neighbours.


BBC THREE


7.00 End of Story. 8.00 Liquid Assets: Tom Cruise's Millions. 9.00 For Belter For Worse. 10.00 Who Rules the Roost Now?. 10.30 Grease Monkeys. 11.00 Grease Monkeys. 11-30 Two Pints of U g e r and a Packet of Crisps. 12.00 Two Pints of U g e r and a Packet ol Crisps. 12.30 Sex. Warts and All Down Under. 1.00 Sex, Warts and All Down Under. 1.30 For Better For Worse. 2.25 Liquid Assets: Tom Cruise's Millions. 3.25 End of Story.


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