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6.00 Yesterday at Wimbledon. -(C) (S) 7.00 CBBC: Tom and Jerry Kids. (R) (C) 7.25 Taz-Mania. (R) (C) (S) 7.45 UBOS. (R) (C) (S) 8.10 Arthur. (R) (C) (S) 8.35 Rugrats. (C) (S) 9.00 The Saturday Show. (C) (S) 12.00 BBC News; Weather. (C) 12.10 Grandstand. Introduced by Sue Barker. 12.15 Athletics Focus. Highlights of the Golden League meeting in Oslo. 12.45 Wimbledon 2003. Third-round action from the All England Championships. Times may vary. (S) 5.20 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) The Big Impression. Alistair McGowan and Ronni Ancona show­ case comic impersonations, including Ruby Wax, who has an encounter with Louis Theroux. (R) (C) (S) Meet My Folks. The Vargassoff family vet three men keen to date daughter Beki — will they choose charmer Alan, party animal Johnny or Kevin who has a penchant for home videos? (C) (S) Just For Laughs. Hidden camera show, in which unsuspecting members of the public are subjected to offbeat practical jokes. Gags include a mime artist getting up to mischief in the park and an old lady with a surprise snack in store for passers-by. (C) (S) The National Lottery: in It to Win It. Dale Winton hosts the quiz show, including the Lotto, Lotto Extra and Thunderball draws. (C) (S) FILM: Mission; Impossible (1996). Tom Cruise stars as a secret agent who gets embroiled in a deadly scheme while hunting down a Russian spy intent on selling a list of the world's undercover agents to the


5.40 10.00


. highest bidder. Blockbusting action thriller based on the Sixties TV series, also starring Jon Voight, Emmanuelle Bead and Ving Rhames. (C) (S) BBC News; Weather; (C) National Lottery Update.


10.20 Strange. A vampire appears to be on the loose when Canon Black asks John Strange to investigate the death of his sister whose body has been found drained of blood. Samantha Janus and Richard Coyle star. (C) (S)


11.20 FILM: Burglar (1987). A San Francis­ co bookseller moonlighting as a cat burglar witnesses a murder during a stick-up. Crime comedy, starring Whoopi Goldberg and GW Bailey. (C)


12.55 Patrick Kielty Almost Live. With Ulrika Jonsson. (R) (C) (S) 1.30 A Question of Sport. (R) (C) (S) 1.30 Weatherview. 2.05 Top of the Pops. (R) (C) (S) 2.35 BBC News 24.


Meet My Folks, BBC1, 6.10pm. Life can be made so much easier if the partners of our dreams get along with our parents. There’s nothing worse than discovering that mum and dad can’t under­ stand what we see in our other halves. This twist on the Blind Date formula sees three young men move into a family home while being grilled by the parents of the household’s daughter. They must also carry out chal­ lenges in a bid to impress their prospective in-laws.


This week, Beki Vargassoff reveals her dream man would be tall, dark and handsome, but she may find it hard settling on someone her father approves of.


CHANNEL 4


6.00 Weekend 24. (C) 9.00 Wimbledon’s Greatest Hits. (R) (C) (S) 10.00 Wimble­ don’s Greatest Hits. (R) (C) (S) 11.00 Great Speeches. (R) (C) 11.15 See Hear! (S) 12.00 Wimbledon 2003. The third round of the singles at the All England Championships draws to a close on day


six of the competition. (C) (S) 3.00 Glas­ tonbury 2003. (S) 4.00 Wimbledon 2003.


Once again the crowds descend on SW19 as the middle Saturday of the All England Championships continues. (C) (S) 8.25 W ellingto n: The Iron Duke. Richard Holmes explains Arthur Wellesley’s determination to prove his military leadership by fighting the forces of Napoleon Bonaparte — a task that earned him the title Duke of Wellington, (R) (C) (S)


9.15 In Search of Shakespeare. New series. Historian Michael Wood traces the life of the playwright, beginning with his birth and early family life in Stratford-upon-Avon. The son of a Catholic glover, William had to leave school at 14.


10.15 Today at Wimbledon. John Inverdale introduces highlights of


the sixth day’s play as the third round draws to a close. (C) (S)


11.10 Glastonbury 2003. Highlights from the second day of the music festival. (S) 1.40 Close. 3.00 BBC Learning Zone. (C) 5.00 Close.


FIVE


6.00 Russell Grant’s Postcards. (R) (S) 6.10 WideWorld. (R) (T) (S) 6.35 WideWorld. (R) (T) 7.00 Sunrise. (S) 7.55 Milkshake!: Shake! 8.00 Gadget and the Gadgetinis. (S) 8.25 Roobarb. (R) 8.30 Beyblade. 8.55 Dan Dare: Pilot of the Future. (R) (S) 9.25 Xcalibur. 10.00 Max Steel. (R) 10.30 Beast Wars. (S) 11.00 The Adventures of Sinbad. (S) 11.55 The Tribe. (T) 12.55 Popular. (R) (T) (S) 1.50 Harry and Cosh. (R) (T) (S) 2.20 USA High. (R) (S) 2.45 The A-Z of Party in the Park for the Prince’s Trust 2003.3.15 Home and Away. (T)


5.25


7.05 7.55


8.45 9.00


FILM: Krippendorf’s Tribe (1998). A scientist convinces his reluctant family to star in a fake documentary about a mythical lost tribe. Wacky comedy, starring Richard Dreyfuss. (T) (S) Charmed. The trio battle the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. (R) (T) Dark Angel. Max learns more about her mysterious creator. (T) (S) five news and sport. (T) (S) CSI: Miami. The team investigate a suspicious nightclub fire. (T) (S)


9.55 Law and Order. A pregnant student is found murdered on her university campus; (T) (S) five news late.


12.55 FILM: Are You in the House Alone? (TVM 1978) Tense thriller, starring Kathleen Beller and Blythe Danner. (T) (S) 2.30 FILM: The Underworld (TVM 1997). Thriller, with Kevin Poliak. (T) (S) 3.55 Melrose Place. (R) (S) 4.25 First Wave. (S) 5.10 Sons and Daughters. (R) 5.35 Sons and Daughters. (R)


10.55 FILM: Love Crimes (1992). Steamy thriller, with Patrick Bergin. (T) (S)


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6.00 Animal Alphabet. (R) (T) 6.05 The Magic Roundabout. (R) 6.10 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 6.35 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.00 British Rally Championship. (T) 7.30 F3 on 4. (T) 8.00 Trans World Sport. (T) 9.00 The Morning Line. 10.00 The Cricket Show. (T) 10.30 Friends. (R) (T) 11.00 Friends. (R) (T) 11.30 Big Brother. (R) 12.00 Big Brother. (R) 12.30 A Day in the Westlife of Shane. (R) (T) 1.00 Smash Hits Tourology. (R) (T) 1.30 Channel 4 attheraces from Newcastle and Newmar­ ket. Coverage of today's eight feature races. (T) 4.00 Brookside. (T) 5.30 The Wo rld ’s F irs t Time Machine. An account of the pos­ sibilities of time travel. (T) Channel 4 News. (T) Time Team Big Dig. Nationwide archaeological excavation series. Blaming the Jews. An investiga­ tion of anti-Semitism. (T) Big Brother. The live challenge. Big Brother: The Swap. (T)


10.35 FILM: Bad Boys (1995). Action thriller, starring Will Smith. (T)


12.45 International One-Day Cricket. 1.35 4Music: Ibiza TV Trippin’. (R) (T) 2.10 4Music: 4 Play: The Yeah Yeah Yeahs. (R) (T) 2.25 4Music: Headliners: Foo Fighters. (R) (T) 2.55 4Music: 4Play: D4. (R) (T) 3.05 Andy Warhol: The Complete Picture. (R) (T) 4.35 For Your Love. (R) (T) 4.55 Norm. (R) (T) 5.15 Countdown. (R) (T) (S)


5.30 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV. 6.00 Wheels on the Bus. 6.05 Macdonald’s Farm. 6.20 Ni Ni’s Treehouse. 6.45 Boohbah. 7.05 Diggin’ It. 9.25 SMTV Live. (T) (S) 11.30 CD UK. (T) (S) 12.30 ITV News; Weather. (T) 12.35 Granada News; Weather. (T) 12.40 F1: European Grand Prix Qualifying. Jim Rosenthal introduces live coverage as the battle for pole position continues in the ninth race of the season at the Nurburgring in Germany. James Allen and Martin Brundle commentate. (T) (S) 2.20 British Touring Cars. (T) (S) 3.20 FILM: The War Wagon (1967). John Wayne plays an ex-con planning to rob a corrupt mining contractor. Tongue-in-cheek Western, also starring Kirk Douglas. (T) (S) 5.15 Granada News; Weather. (T) 5.29 Pollen Count. (S) 5.30 ITV News; Weather. (T) 5.45 Mr Bean: The Animated Series. The half-wit nearly gets fed to .the fish, and Mr Wicket takes in a new lodger — an inventor.


6.10 Steve Irwin: Giant Crocs of Oz. New series. The intrepid adventur­


er gets to grips with some of the world's biggest crocodiles.


7.15 Judgement Day. New series. Game show, hosted by Brian


Conley, in which the studio audience judge a line-up of


contestants on their looks, clothes and personalities, then eliminate them one by one. (T) (S)


8.15 The Vault. Melanie Sykes takes over the reins from Davina McCall to host a new series of the high- stakes game show in which con­ testants compete to win a £100,000 grand prize — and if they fail, viewers are given the chance to pocket the cash. (T) (S)


9.15 Drop! The Celebrity. Cheryl Baker, Linda Lusardi, Bobby


Davro, Garry Bushell, Lady Victo­ ria Hervey and Ricardo take part in the first of two game show specials which sees the famous faces jumping 12,000ft out of an aero­ plane in the name of charity. At the end of each round of questions about their showbiz lifestyles, a jury will vote on who they want to see take the plunge. (T) (S)


10.20 FILM: Stakeout (1987). A Seattle cop falls for an escaped murderer’s former girlfriend while maintaining a surveillance operation on his quar­ ry. Comedy drama, starring Richard Dreyfuss and Emilio Estevez. Continued after the news. (T) (S)


11.05 ITV Weekend News; Weather. (T) 11.19 Granada Weather. (T)


11.20 FILM: Stakeout (1987). Conclud- ed.12.45 FILM: Something to Talk About (1995). Comedy drama, starring Julia Roberts; (T) (S) ITV News Headlines. 2.30 CD UK. (R) (T) (S) 3.25 Turn On Terry. (R) (T) (S) 3.50 Entertainment Now; (R) ITV News Headlines. 4.15 Cyber­ net. (R) 4.45 ITV Nightscreen.


YORKSHIRE


12.35 Calendar News and Weather 5.15 Calendar News; Sport 11.19 Local Weather


Ali, Sky Moves Premier, 8.00pm. Muhammad A ll is reg a rd ed as one of th e g re a te s t sportsmen of the 20th century, and Michael Mann's biopic of the three-time heavyweight champion also delivers a knockout punch. Will Smith piled on the pounds and toned up his physique to play the smart-talking boxer who f loats like a butterfly and stings like a bee.The film spans 10 years of Muhammad's life, opening in 1964 in Miami with the t it le fig ht against Sonny Liston and concluding with the infamous Rumble In The Jungle.


SKY MOVIES PREMIER


6.30 Big (PG) (1968) 8.15 Mrs Doubtfire (PG) (1993) 10.25 Max Keeble’s Big Move (PG) (2001) 12.15 The New Adventures of Pipp] Longstocking (U) (1987) 2.00 Big (PG) (1988) 3.50 Mrs Doubtfire (PG) (1993) 6.00 Max Keeble’s Big Move (PG) (2001) 7.30 Movie News 8.00 Ali (15) (2001) 10.40 The Others (12) (2001) 12.30 Loser (12) (2000) 2.10 Town & Country (15) (2001) 3.55 The Velocity of Gary (15) (1998)


SKY MOVIES MAX


5.20 Volcano: Fire on the Mountain (PG) (TVM 1997) 7.00 Who’s Horry Crumb? (PG) (1989) 8.40 The Testimony of Taliesin


J (PG) (2000) 10.20 Growing Up o n e s


Brady (PG) (TVM 2000) 12.00 Submerged (PG) (2001) 1.40 Who’s Harry Crumb? (PG) (1989) 3.20 The Testimony of Taliesin Jones (PG) (2000) 5.00 Growing Up Brady (PG) (TVM 2000) 6.40 Submerged (PG) (2001) 8.15 Joe Dirt (12) (2001) 10.00 The Forsaken (18) (2001) 11.35 The Hole (15) (2001) 1.25 Fist of Legend (18) (1994) 3.15 Blind Heat (15) (2000)


SKY MOVIES CINEMA


6.00 Brewster’s Millions (U) (1945) 7.30 A Millionaire for Christy (PG) (1951) 9.15 Love Me Tonight (U) (1932) 11.00 Brewster’s Millions (U) (1945) 12.25 Land of the Pharaohs (PG) (1955) 2.10 A Distant Trumpet (PG) (1964) 4.10 Love Mo Tonight (U) (1932) 5.45 Raid on Entebbe (PG) (TVM 1977) 8.15 Wall Street (15) (1987) 10.25 Indecent Proposal (15) (1993) 12.25 Into the Night (15) (1985) 2.25 The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (18) (1990) 4.10 Ms 45 (18) (1981)


SKY ONE


5.10 Guilty! 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 7.00 Batman: The Animated Series. 7.30 Rescue Heroes. 8.00 Maio Korrigan. 8.30 Pokomon. 9.00 Yu-Gi-Oh! 9.30 Futurama. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 12.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: The Bottom Lino. 1.00 Futurama. 1.30 America’s Dumbest Criminals. 2.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 3.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 4.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 5.00 Dinotopia. 6.00 Bully’s Buddies: Girlz. 7.00 The Simpsons. 7.30 The Simpsons. 8.00 Futurama. 8.30 Malcolm in the Middle. 9.00 Rose Red. 10.50 Angel. 11.50 Alias.


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Aerobics Oz Style. 6.30 Rally Fever. 7.30 Racing News. 8.00 Live International Rugby Union. New


Zealand v France. 10.30 Live International One-Day Cricket. England v South Africa. 7.00 Live Racing:


attheraces. From


Doncaster, Newton Abbott and Lingfield. 9.00 Live Greyhound Racing. The Greyhound Derby Final. 10.30 Live Saturday Fight Night. Joe Calzaghe v Byron Mitchell. 12.30 World Sport Special. 1.00 Live Motor Racing. The Suntrust Indy Challenge. 3.00


World Wrestling Entertainment: Smackdown. 5.00 Aqua Action..


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Sports Unlimited. 7.00 Aerobics Oz Style. 7.30 World Wrestling Entertainment: Classics. 8.30 Soccer AM. 10.30 Live Australian Rugby League. Manley Sea Eagles v St George lliawara Dragons. 12.30 Max Power. 1.30 World Sport Special. 2.00 Live Beach Soccer. From Brighton. 5.00 Three Sixty Surfing. 5.30 World Sport Special. 6.00 Live Super League. Halifax v


London Broncos (Kick-off 6.05pm). 8.00 Live US Golf. The US Seniors Open. 11.00 Live US Golf. The St Jude Classic. 1.00 European Golf. 5.00 Rally Fever.


SKY SPORTS 3


7.00 Tight Lines. 8.00 US Golf. 12.00 Live European Golf. 4.00 Aqua


Action. 4.30 Moto Plus. 5.00 Rally Fever. 6.00 Live Speedway. The Danish Grand Prix. 9.00 World Wrestling


Entertainment:


Smackdown. 11.00 international Rugby Union. 1.00 Super League..


EUROSPORT


7.30 Rally Driving. 8.00 Super Racing Weekend. 9.00 Rally Driving. 10.00 MotoGP. 11.00 Live MotoGP. Today’s races at Assen. 3.45 Formula 3000. 4.45 British Eurosport News. 5.00 Live International Football. The third place play-off. 7.00 Super Racing Weekend. 7.30 Fight Sports. 9.00 Watts. 9.30 Boarding Pass. 10.00 Yoz Session. 10.30 British Eurosport News. 10.45 MotoGP. 11.45 Beach Volleyball. 12.45 Xtreme Sports. 1.45 British Eurosport News. 2.00 Close.


UK GOLD


5.25 Are You Being Served? 6.00 Hi-De-Hii 6.30 it Ain’t Half Hot, Mum. 7.15 Doctor Who. 9.00 Charlie’s Angels. 10.00 The New Adventures of Superman. 11.00 The


New • Adventures of Superman. 12.00 Casualty. 1.00 Casualty. 2.00 Casualty. 3.00 Casualty. 4.00 Casualty. 5.00 Casualty. 6.00 Casualty. 7.00 Open All Hours. 7.40 Open All Hours. 8.20 Open All Hours. 9.00 FILM: Heat...


LIVINGTV


5.00 DAG. 5.25 Celebrity Extra. 5.30 Time Life Music: Classic Country. 6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 Victoria Principal’s Skincaro Range. 7.00 Hi-


5. 7.35 The Wheels on the Bus. 7.45 The Wheels on the Bus. 7.55 Barney and Friends. 8.25 Elmo’s World. 8.40 Elmo’s World. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi-5.10.00 The Golden Girts. 10.30 The Golden Girts. 11.00 Ricki Lake. 11.50 The Montel Williams Show. 12.40 Crossing Over. 1.05 Beyond with James Van Praagh. 1.35 Crossing Over. 2.00 Loose Lips with Melinda and Richard. 4.10 Queen Latifah. 5.00 The Nanny. 5.30 Celebrity Extra. 6.00 According'to Jim. 6.30 Will and Grace. 7.00 Will and Grace. 7.30 Three Sisters. 8.00 Beyond with James Van Praagh. 8.30 Crossing Over. 9.00 Charmed. 9.55 Psychic School. 10.55 Queen Latifah. 11.45 Celebrity Extra. 12.00 Ricki Lake. 12.50 The Monlel Williams Show. 1.40 FILM: Just Ask My Children. 3.20 Celebrity Extra. 3.35 Judge Judy. 4.00 Judge Judy. 4.25 Celebrity Extra. 4.30 The Golden Girls.


PLUS


5.00 Starsky and Hutch. 6.00 Alias Smith and Jones. 7.00 FILM: Perry Mason: The Case of the Skin-Deep Scandal. 9.00 Coronation Street.


11.30 Doctor in the House. 12.00 Murder, She Wrote. 1.00 Hart to Hart. 2.00 FILM: Perry Mason: The Case of the Skin-Deep Scandal. 4.00 Harry O. 5.00 FILM: Mike Hammer: Murder Me, Murder You. 7.00 Agatha Christie’s Partners in Crime. 8.00 Murder, She Wrote. 9.00 Taggart. 10.30 Hale and Pace. 11.00 The Knock. 12.00 Hawaii Five-O. 1.00 Harry O. 2.00 FILM:


Mike Hammer: Murder Me, Murder You..


SCI-FI


9.00 seaQuest 2032. 10.00 seaQuest 2032. 11.00 The Chronicle. 12.00 FILM: Doorways. 1.35 The Twilight Zone. 2.05 The Twilight Zone. 2.35 The Twilight Zone. 3.05 seaOuest 2032. 4.00 seaQuest 2032. 5.00 The Ray Bradbury Theatre. 5.30 Ultimate Gamer. 6.00 Witchblade. 7.00 Witchblade. 8.00 FILM: Blue Thunder. 10.00 FILM: Village of the Damned. 12.00 FILM: Ring 2. 1.55 Darkroom. 2.55 The Twilight Zone...


BBC THREE


7.00 Glastonbury 2003. 2.00 Fatboy Slim: Musical Hooligan. 3.00 Fatboy Slim: Musical Hooligan. 4.00 Close.


ITV 2


9.25 Emmerdale. 12.15 Coronation Street. 2.10 Holiday Airport. 3.10 The Planet's Funniest Animats. 4.00 CD UK. 5.00 Chart Choice. 5.15 The World's Most Incredible Animat Rescues 3. 6.10 Pets from Hell. 7.15 Holiday Airport. 8.15 FILM: The Three Musketeers. 10.15 Dropl The Celebrity: Chuting Stars. 10.45 Office Monkey. 11.15 Pleasure Seekers. 11.45 Wudja? Cudja? 12.45 The Race. 1.45 Drop! The Celebrity: Chuting Stars. 2.15 Toloshopping..


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IT will be lights, sound and action at the Grand in Clitheroe tomorrow with the first of two open days to mark the completion of a temporary refurbish­ ment scheme at the York Street building. A new sound system,


hi-tech lights and extra stage space have been installed and created to entice school groups and other organisations to investigate the Grand’s curriculum development potential and discover other ways in which the new facilities could be harboured for community, educational, social or spir­ itual development. Having closed its doors


carried out at the site over the past few weeks, project consultant Mr Keith Short- ley is keen to emphasise that this is not “it” as far as The Grand is concerned. In the long term there are plans to build a perfor­ mance area, cyber cafe, recording studio and dance rehearsal area. Explained Mr Shortiey: “The original intention was to close the cinema and carry out all


company calling itself “The Grand at Clitheroe” and funded through the Lan­ caster Foundation, the re­ launch of the building will be a showcase for the work of technical consultant Robin Knox, who was responsible for designing the light and sound system, installed once the building had been soundproofed. Despite the alterations


to the public of Clitheroe in April, the wraps will he taken off tomorrow to show the improvement work car­ ried out to extend the building’s use. Now operated by a new


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6.00 Breakfast. (C) (S) 8.00 Yesterday at Wimbledon. (C) (S) 9.00 Breakfast with Frost. (C) (S) 10.00 The Heaven and Earth Show. (S) 11.00 TV Mail. (C) (S) 11.30 Countryfile. (C) (S) 12.00 The Politics Show. (C) (S) 1.00 FILM: Romancing the Stone (1984). Kathleen Turner plays a romantic novelist who gets more than she bargained for while searching for her kidnapped sister in South America. Comedy adventure, also starring Michael Douglas and Danny DeVito. (C) (S) 2.40 Eas- tEnders. (C) (S) 4.30 Wallace and Gromit: The Wrong Trousers. (R) (C) (S) 5.00 News; Regional News; Weather. (C) Songs of Praise. Huw Edwards presents the first of three pro­ grammes exploring the origins of the country’s best-loved hymns. (C) (S) Rockface. Annie and Ben suspect Peter may have discovered they are having an affair, but are forced to put their predicament to one side. (C) (S) Saint Paul. Olympic champion Jonathan Edwards profiles the early missionary, demonstrating how he went from enthusiastic perse­ cutor of Christians to one of the Church’s leading figures. (C) (S) Born and Bred. Part two. Ormston is embroiled in a political dispute when Tory MP Eugenia Maddox returns to the village, armed with a plan for election, but opposition surfaces from an unexpected source. Meanwhile, Tom admits to Deborah he doesn’t think his father is up to the job anymore. Last in series. (C) (S) Murder in Mind. A mild-mannered shop owner finds his endurance tested to the limit by a thug whose demands for more money are putting him out of business. Deciding enough is enough, he stands up to his aggressor — but it may be an act he will come to regret. Bhasker Patel and Tim Healy star. (C) (S) BBC News at Ten O’clock; Weather. Panorama. Insight into the tactics allegedly employed by some hospitals to meet the Government's NHS targets, including distorting clinical priorities and altering figures. Do such targets benefit the health system at all? (C) (S) FILM: Sabrina (1995). Remake of Billy Wilder’s vintage romantic come­ dy about a chauffeur’s daughter


5.25 6.00


: : - wooed by two brothers. Harrison Ford stars; (C) (S) Weatherview.


m 1.05 BBC News 24.


Fortysomething, ITV1, 9pm. It may sound like a follow­ up to Eighties US drama Thirtysomething, but this is actually an oh-so-very British adaptation of Nigel Williams’ comic novel. Hugh Laurie has spent far too much time of late in Holly­ wood playing second fiddle to an animated mouse in the Stuart Little movies, but now he’s back in Blighty with a more challenging role as Paul Slippery, a Put­ ney GP struggling to cope with the trials and tribula­ tions of getting older. With


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problems growing faster than his bald patch, Paul is left in a state of shock as he attempts to understand the sexual adventures of his three teenage sons and the fact that hiswife feels the need to return to work.


CHANNEL 4


6.30 CBeebies: Fimbles. (R) (C) (S) 6.50 CBBC: Fix and Foxi. (R) (C) (S) 7.05 The Scooby and Scrappy Show. (R) (C) 7.30 Smile. (C) (S) 10.30 UGetMe. (C) (S) 11.15 The Flying Gardener. (C) (S) 11.30 Gardeners’ World. (R) (C) (S) 12.00 Super League Show. 1.00 Sunday Grandstand. Introduced by Clare Balding. 1.05 Athletics. The Norwich Union International meeting in Glasgow. 3.35 Racing from The Curragh. The Irish Derby. 4.05 British Superbikes. Round six from Brands Hatch. 4.40 MotoGP. The seventh round of the season from Assen in Holland. Times may vary. (S) 5.30 Glastonbury 2003. Coverage of the final day from Worthy Farm, with Macy Gray. (S) BBC Singer of the World in Cardiff 2003. The final of the competition as the victors of last week’s five heals take to the stage at Cardiff's St David's Hall. (C) (S) Fighting the War. With rumours of a civilian uprising in Basra, RAF bombers are called in to destroy the Ba'ath party headquarters. (C)


6.30 9.00


10.00 24. Jack, Yusuf, Wallace and Kate narrowly escape the warehouse assault and Kim turns herselt in to the police. (C) (S) Glastonbury 2003. With Moby and Doves. (S) 1.40 Close. 2.00 BBC Learning Zone.


10.45 FIVE Y*:.


6.00 Russell Grant's Postcards. (R) (S) 6.05 WideWorld. (R) (T) (S) 6.30 Milkshake!: Dap- piedown Farm. 6.55 Hi-5. (R) (S) 7.30 Oswald. (S) 7.45 Make Way for Noddy. (R) (S) 8.00 Bear in the Big Blue House. (R) (S) 8.30 Bar­ ney and Friends. (R) (S) 9.00 Babar. (R) (S) 9.30 George Shrinks. (S) 10.00 Wishbone. (S) 10.30 Braceface. (S) 11.00 Don’t Blame the Koalas. (R) (S) 11.30 FAQ. (S) 12.00 Revela­ tions. (R) (S) 12.35 five news update. (T) (S) 12.45 FILM: Without Limits (1999). Sporting biopic, starring Billy Crudup. (T) (S) 2.50 FILM:


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Walk, Don't Run (1966). Comedy, with Cary Grant. (T) (S) 4.55 five news and sport. (T) (S) 5.15 ■ FILM: D3; The Mighty Ducks (1996). • The ice hockey team find themselves


in a tight spot while attending an exclu­ sive sports academy. Comedy sequel;


. . starring Emilio Estevez. (T) (S) 7.15 Danger! Incoming Attack. Nick Frost receives handy hints on dealing with an attempted carjacking, sheltering following an explosion and improving leadership skills. (T) (S)


7.45 Live Confederations Cup Football. The final of the tournament at the Stade de France (Kick-off 8.00pm). France and Brazil are the favourites to make it through to the showpiece match. -


(10.05 FILM: RoboCop (1987). Violent soiffi; p.-M ••''•.•.•.adventure about a police officer brutal-'!


12.10 ITU Triathlon World Cup. 12.50 Major League Baseball. 4.30 AMA Motocross. (S)


ly murdered by thugs and rebuilt as a , cyborg to combat the criminals over-’! running Detroit. Peter Weller stars; .(T)’3


6.00 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 6.25 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 6.50 Blue’s Clues. (R) (T) 7.15 Salty's Lighthouse. (R) (T) 7.40 Pelswick. (R) (T) 8.05 Totally Spies! (R) (T) 8.35 Spi­ der-Man. (T) 9.00 T4: Dirty Laundry. (R) (T) 9.30 T4: Popworld. 10.20 T4: As If. (T) • 11.00 T4: Hollyoaks. (T) 1.05 T4: Big Brother's Little Brother. (T) 2.10 T4: Big Brother. (R) (T) 3.10 FILM: The Four Feathers (1939). Adventure. John Clements and June Duprez star. (T) 5.15 Smallville: Superman the Early Years. Martha becomes seriously ill after inhaling meteor dust. (T)


6.10 Smallville: Superman the Early Years. Clark travels to New York to meet a brilliant scientist. (T)


7.00 Channel 4 News. (T) 7.30 Time Team Big Dig. Kate Humble presents the best of the day’s finds from sites across the country. Last in series. (T)


9.00 Big Brother. Highlights of last Friday and Saturday. (T)


10.00 Six Feet Under. Ruth's estranged sister makes an appearance. (T)


11.10 Travels of a Gringo. New series. The effect of globalisation. (T)


12.15 Big Brother Live. 1.25 V Graham Norton: Look Back. 2.25 FILM: Of Freaks and Men (1998). Premiere. Drama, with Alexandr Mezentsev. 3.55 Andy Warhol: The Complete Picture. (R) 4.50 Advertis­ ing. (R) (T) 5.20 Countdown. (R) (T) (S) ■


5.30 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV. 6.00 News. 6.10 The Sunday Programme. 7.40 Diggin’ It. 8.25 Up on the Roof. 9.25 CITV: The Big Bang. (R) (T) (S) 9.45 Brilliant Creatures. (R) (T) 10.05 Finger Tips. (R) (T) 10.20 The Ark. (T) 10.50 My Favourite Hymns. (T) (S) 11.50 ITV News; Weather. (T) 12.00 Granada News; Weather. (T) 12.05 F1: European Grand Prix Live. Jim Rosenthal introduces the ninth race of the season at the Nurburgring in Germany. After a disappointing sixth place in Cana­ da, Kimi Raikkonen will look to get his championship bid back on track with a win here. (T) (S) 3.00 International Motor Sport. (T) (S) 3.30 The Adventure of Eng­ lish. (R) (T) 4.30 Talking to Animals. (T) (S) 5.00 Granada News; Weather. (T) 5.14 Pollen Count. (S) 5.15 Home on Their Own. Children redecorate their homes. (R) (T) (S)


5.45 ITV News; Weather. (T) 6.00 Boot Sale Challenge. From a Clitheroe car boot sale.


6.30 Carol Vorderman’s Better Homes. Experts help neighbours radically upgrade their houses. (R)


7.00 Wish You Were Here...? Ruth England embarks on a bargain break to Bulgaria’s Black Sea coast and Mark Little enjoys a car­ avan holiday in the New Forest. (T)


7.30 Coronation Street. Martin helps . Katy get a summer job in the hos­ pital canteen and Curly is thrilled when Emma throws him a surprise birthday party in the Rovers. (T)


8.00 The Royal. As preparations get under way for the Royal’s charity ball, Ken Hopkirk is forced to res­ cue the band hired for the evening when their van breaks down en route. Last in the drama series, starring Michael Starke. (T) (S)


9.00 Fortysomething. New comedy series, starring Hugh Laurie as sex-starved Putney GP. In the first instalment, put-upon wife Estelle tires of household chores and sets off to work for the first time since the couple married — leaving Paul to fend for himself at home. With Anna Chancellor. (T) (S)


' v


Cats and Dogs, 7.30pm. Pets, our four-legged, furry friends — the kind of creatures we love to have around us for unswerving loyalty, love and affection. But imagine what life would be like if canines and felines were all part of a global espionage network whose seemingly natural world feud was in fact caused by years of undercover investigation and suspicion. That, in a nutshell, is the idea behind Cats and Dogs, a liv e -a c t io n , com p u te r -en h an c ed comedy. Jeff Goldblum, Elizabeth Perkins and Miriam Margolyes are among the human cast.


SKY MOVIES PREMIER


5.40 The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking (U) (1987) 7.20 Titan AE (PG) (2000) 9.00 The Kid (PG) (2000) 10.50 Cats and Dogs (PG) (2001) 12.20 Saint Paul: Part Two (U) (TVM 2000) 2.00 Centre Stage (PG) (2000) 4.00 Titan AE (PG) (2000)


Computer-animated


adventure, with the voice of Matt Damon. 5.40 The Kid (PG) (2000) Disney comedy, starring Bruce Willis. 7.30 Cats and Dogs (PG) (2001) Crazy comedy, with Jeff Goldblum. 9.00 When We Were Kings (PG) (1996) Documentary about Ali’s epic battle with Foreman in 1974. 10.40 Ghost World (15) (2001) 12.35 Dinner with Friends (15) (2001) 2.15 Esther Kahn (15) (1999) 4.45 Centre Stage (PG) (2000)


SKY MOVIES MAX


5.00 The Testimony of Taliesin Jones (PG) (2000) 6.45 Her Best Friend's Husband (PG) (2002) 8.25 Bonhoeffer: Agent of Grace (PG) (2000) 10.00 The Rising Place (PG) (2002) 11.35 US Top 10 12.05 Rockford Files: Friends and Foul Play (PG) (TVM 1995) 1.40 Her Best Friend’s Husband (PG) (2002) 3.15 Bonhoeffer: Agent of Grace (PG) (2000) 4.50 The Rising Place (PG) (2002) 6.25 Rockford Files: Friends and Foul Play (PG) (TVM 1995) Detective drama, starring James Gamer. 8.00 Long Time Dead (15) (2002) Horror, starring Joe Absolom. 9.40 Jeepers Creepers (15) (2001) Horror, starring Gina Phillips. 11.10 Bones (18) (2001) 12.50 Princess Blade (18) (2001) 2.30 Company Man (15) (2001) 4.05 2 Fast 2 Furious Exclusive 4.25 Her Best Friend’s Husband (PG) (2002)


10.00 The Sketch Show. New series of the quick-fire comedy show, fea­ turing the zany talents of Kitty Flanagan, Lee Mack, Jim Tavare, Karen Taylor and Tim Vine. (T) (S)


10.30 ITV Weekend News; Weather. (T) 10.45 The South Bank Show. Melvyn Bragg chronicles the illustrious career of jazz pianist Herbie Han­ cock, who shot to fame after join-. ing the Miles Davis quintet. (T) (S)


11.44 Granada'Weather. (T) 11.45 F1: European Grand Prix. Highlights from the ninth round of the season at the Nurburgring; (T) (S) ITV News Headlines.


12.50 FILM: A Midnight Clear (1992). Drama, starring Ethan Hawke. (T) (S) 2.40 Trisha. (R) (T) 3.35 World Sport; (R) ITV News Headlines. 4.00 ITV Nightscreen.


YORKSHIRE


12.00 Calendar News and Weather 5.00 Calendar News and Sport 11.44 Local Weather 5.00 Jobfinder


SKY MOVIES CINEMA


5.35 UK Top 10 6.00 Twelve O’clock High (U) (1949) 8.15 Canyon Raiders (PG) (1951) 9.15 Operation CIA (PG) (1965) 11.00 Roman Holiday (U) (1953) 1.00 Canyon Raiders (PG) (1951) 2.00 The Macomber Affair (PG) (1947) 3.45 TVi/elve O’clock High (U) (1949) 6.00 Roman Holiday (U) (1953) Romantic comedy, starring Audrey Hepburn. 8.00 Red Rock West (15) (1992) Thriller. Nicolas Cage and Dennis Hopper star. 10.00 Dazed and Confused (18) (1993) Comedy drama, with Ben Affleck. 11.45 Star 80 (18) (1963) 1.35 Red Rock West (15) (1992) 3.20 X, Y and Zee (PG) (1972)


SKY ONE


5.10 JAG. 6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Batman: The Animated Series. 7.30 Rescue Heroes. 8.00 Malo Korrigan. 8.30 Pokemon. 9.00 Yu-GI-Oh! 9.30 Futurama. 10.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Afterburn. 11.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Heat. 12.00 America’s Dumbest Criminals. 12.30 Futurama. 1.00 One True Voice: Pop Go the Rivals? 2.00 Star


Trek: The Next Generation. 3.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 4.00 Star Trek. 5.00 Mutant X. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 Futurama. The team travel to a parallel universe. 7.30 The Simpsons. Homer is offered a million dollars. 8.00 Dinotopia. David is forced to take part in a contest. 9:00 Fear Factor. Part two. The semi-final. 10.50 The Anna Nicole Show. A house makeover. 11.20 Hollywood Sex. 12.20 Law and Order. 1.20 Law and Order. 2.15 The Anna Nicole Show. 2.40 Philly. 3.30 Philly. 4.20 Philly.


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Aerobics Oz Style. 6.30 Max Power. 7.30 Saturday Fight Night. 9.30 Jimmy Hill’s Sunday Supplement. 10.30 Live International One-Day Cricket. South Africa v Zimbabwe. Coverage of the latest match in the triangular series from ‘ Canterbury. 7.00 Big Fight Special. 9.00 Beach Soccer. 12.00 Masters l


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3.00 Big Fight Special. 5.00 Close. SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Moto Plus. 6.30 International Rugby Union. 8.30 Super League.


10.30 Australian Rugby League. 12.30 Moto Plus. 1.00 Rally Fever. 2.00Llve Beach Soccer. From Brighton. 5.00 Live Masters Football. The Sheffield Masters. 8.00 Live US Golf. The US Seniors Open. 11.00 Live US Golf. The St Jude Classic. 1.00 European Golf. 5.00 Close.


SKY SPORTS 3


7.00 Sportnation. 8.00 US Golf. 12.00 Live European Golf. The Open de France. 4.00 Ferrari Racing. 4.30 World Sport Special. 5.00 Motor Racing. 7.00 Australian Rugby League. 9.00 World Wrestling Entertainment: Velocity. 10.00 Big Fight Special. 12.00 World Motor Sports. 2.30 Close.


- EUROSPORT


7.30 MotoGP. 8.30 Super Racing Weekend. 9.00 Super Racing Weekend. 10.00 Formula 3000. 11.00 Live Super Racing Weekend. From Donington. 2.15 Live Beach Volleyball. From Germany. 3.15 Live Super Racing Weekend. The European


Touring Car


Championship. 4.15 Live Under-21 Rugby Union. 5.45 British Eurosport News. 6.00 Super Racing Weekend.


7.00 Watts. 7.30 Live International Football. The final of the Confederations Cup. 10.00 British. Eurosport News. 10.15 NASCAR. 11.15 Indy Racing..


UK GOLD


5.30 Are You Being Served? 6.00 Doctor Who. 9.00 Charlie’s Angels. 10.00 Quantum Leap. 11.00 Quantum Leap. 12.00 Dangerfield. 1.00 Dangerlield. 2.00 Dangerlield. 3.00 Dangerfield. 4.00 Dangerfield. 5.00 Dangerfield. 6.00, Dangerfleld.


7.00 Fawlty Towers. 7.40 Fawlty Towers. 8.20 Fawlty Towers. 9.00 FILM: Little Voice. 11.00 Dalziel and Pascoe. 12.50 Dalziel and Pascoe. 2.40 Fawlty Towers. 3.15 Fawlty Towers. 3.50 Kiss Me Kate. 4.30 Dallas.


LIVINGTV


5.00 The Golden Girls. 5.30 Time Life Music: Classic Country. 6.00 Home Shopping. 6.30 Victoria Principal’s Skincare Range. 7.00 Hi-5. 7.35 The Wheels on the Bus. 7.45 The Wheels on the Bus. 7.55 Barney and Friends. 8.25 Elmo's World. 8.40 Elmo’s World. 8.55 Barney and Friends. 9.25 Hi*5. 10.00 The Golden Girls. 10.30 The Golden Girls. 11.00 FILM: Funny Face. 1.05 Celebrity Extra. 1.20 Beyond with James Van Praagh. 1.45 Crossing Over. 2.15 Charmed. 3.10 Queen Latifah. 4.00 According to Jim. ’ 4.30 Celebrity Extra. 5.00 Will and Grace. 5.30 Will and Grace. 6.00 Will and Grace. 6.30 Will and Grace. 7.00 Will and Grace. 7.30 Will and Grace. 8.00 Will and Grace. 8.30 Crossing Over. 9.00 Most Haunted. 10.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. 11.00 Sexcetera. 12.00 FILM: Crazy in Love. 1.45 FILM: The Crossing. 3.30 Judge Judy. 4.00 Judge Judy. 4.25 Your Stars with David Weils. 4.30 The Golden Girls.


PLUS


5.00 Alias Smith and Jones. 6.00 Emmerdale. 8.30 Waiting for God. 9.00 District Nurse. 10.00 Legacy of Murder.


10.45 Hollywood


Confidential. 11.00 FILM: Hart to Hart: Old Friends Never Die. 1.00 The Darling Buds of May. 2.00 Peak Practice. 3.00 FILM: Gl Blues. 5.00 Bullseye. 5.30 Waiting for God. 6.00 Jeeves and Wooster. 7.00 The Darling Buds of May. 8.00 Poirot. 10.00 The Equalizer. 11.00 London’s Burning. 12.00 Starsky and Hutch. 1.00 The Equalizer..


SCI-FI


9.00 The Sentinel. 10.00 Farscape. 11.00 Farscape. 12.00 FILM: The Burbs. 1.50 FILM: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen. 4.10 Sliders. 5.05 Sliders. 6.00 The Sentinel. 7.00 Firefly. 8.00 Farscape. 9.00 The Stand. 10.00 FILM: Nightbreed. 11.55 Millennium. 12.50 Millennium..


ITV 2


9.25 CD UK. 10.25 I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here USA. 12.10 I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here USA. 1.00 I’m o Celebrity Get Me Out of Here USA. 1.50 The Planet's Funniest Animals. 2.40 Emmerdale. 5.35 Coronation Street. 7.30 Savage Planet. 8.00 • Dropl The Celebrity. 9.00 Dragnet. 9.55 Coronation Street. 10.25 Club Reps: The Workers Uncut. 11.25 Women Who Kill. 12.25 Beggars and Choosers. 1.25 Gatecrashers.


1.55


Teleshopping. 2.55 The SS In Britain. 3.40 Judge Judy. 4.00 Trisha. 6.00 Close.


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gave £600. Pictured, from the left, are: Geoff Jackson (Trinity Community Part­ nership), David Ratcliffe (president Rotary Club of Ribblesdale), Raymond


blesdale, Clitheroe Lions, Clitheroe Round Table and Clitheroe Rotary Club gave £2,400 to Ribble Valley Community Transport. The money is for a new bus service to begin at the end of August providing a dial-a-ride bus service to Blackburn hospitals for Ribble Valley residents vis­ iting their hospital-bound relatives. The four volun­ tary organisations have been running a number of fund-raising efforts during the past year, each club


THE service clubs in the Ribble Valley have handed over a large cheque to pro­ vide a boost to public trans­ port in the area. The Rotary Club of Rib-


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