14 Clitheroe Advertiser & Times, May 8th, 2003


Clitheroe 422324 (Editorial), 422323 (Advertising), Burnley 422331 (Classified), www.clitheroetoday.co.uk


Clitheroe 422324 (Editorial), G R A S S I N G T CLN


23rd Annual Festival 1 3 - 2 8 J une 2 0 0 3


This year Clive James, John Simpson, Sian Phillips, Geoffrey Durham, Gerald Scarfe,


Emma Kirkby, Emma Johnson, Opera Femina, Fujita Piano Trio, Claire Teal, Barron Knights, Cherish the Ladies from New York, Voulez Vous ...and much more.


For full programme www.grassington-festival.oig.uk


F estiva l b r o c h u r e n o w available. Copies in libraries, tourist centres etc. Telephone: 01756 752691


DINE AND DANCE PARTY NIGHTS


Excellent Food, Great Entertainment, Terrific Atmosphere, Unbeatable Value for Money. “The Ideal Party Venue”


Varied and freshly prepared 5 course Menu Dancing till late with our resident DJ.


ONLY £16.95 per person SATURDAY 10th MAY


Why not complete the night and stay over, let us cook your breakfast - ONLY £99 per couple


Coming Soon - FRIDAY JUNE 27th Ring and ask for details


CABARET PARTY NIGHTS NEW!!!


H1REBURN Sf?RMS Hurst Green, Nr. Clitheroe


Tel. 01254 826518


C l a s s i c s o u n d s r e l i v e d i n s t y l e


Mark Rattray; Black­ pool Grand Theatre; May 23rd and 24th


LOVE will be in the air at Blackpool later this


month. On the nights of May 23rd


and 24th it will be love all the way at Blackpool Grand The­ atre as heartthrob Mark Rat­ tray celebrates the classic magi­ cal love songs that have made us laugh and cry through the years. “Because You’re Mine” fea­


tures the star of “Lanza - The Last Serenade” with special guest Jayne May-Sysum. R a ttray , well known for


6RAFFITI CLUB East Lancashire's Premier Rock h u e !! Saturday 10th May


BANGARANG COUNTERFIT


(alternative rock / hiphop) Saturday 17th May


(hiphop / funk) Every Friday


HEUBOUND ROCK CLUB Rock / Metal / Punk / Goth


10pm till 3am Drinks offers every night


GRAFFITI CLUB, Burnley __________(next to Maths and Spencers)_________


BURNLEY MECHANICS i www.burnleymechanics.co.uk : TEL: 0 1 2 8 2 6 6 4 4 0 0 ,


Tuesday 6th - Saturday 10th May G ilb e r t & S u lliv a n S o c ie ty p re s e n t


,


"THE MERRY WIDOW Sunday 11th May


C h am p io n sh ip Brass In C oncer t Season.


EVER READY BRASS BAND


Saturday 17th May 'THE BRADSHAWS'


Full th e a tre p ro d u c t io n o f th is aw a rd w in n in g ra d io s h ow


“Musical Magic, The West End and Beyond” and “Magic of the Musicals” enhanced his rep­ uta t io n in the role of Mario Lanza in “Lanza - The Last Serenade” during national tours in 1999 and 2000. Mark embarked on his pro­


tures many of the greatest and timeless love songs/duets ever heard in the Twentieth Centu­


ry. Sit back and th r il l to the


fessional music career in 1990 after becoming the last-ever winner in the final series of TV's “Opportunity Knocks”. Since then he has notched up


a series of massive hit albums and shows, which have earned him a reputation as one of the UK's most successful male vocalists. However, it was 1999 th a t


saw Mark reach the pinnacle of his achievements so far, by recreating the magical voice and image of the legendary Mario Lanza, helped by his uncanny likeness to the great man His latest show is a love affair in music and words, and fea­


delights of “Some Enchanted Evening”, “People WUl„Say We're In Love”, “This Is My Beloved”, “The Folks who Live On The Hill”, “True Love”, “Be My Love”, “Falling In Love With Love”, “I ’ll Be See­ ing You” , “W ha t’ll I Do”, “We’ll Gather Lilacs”. The list goes on with com­


posers like Rodgers and Ham- merstein, Jerome Kern and


Noel Coward. Mark and Jayne are backed


by the hand-picked five piece Mike Alexander Orchestra, with Mike himself on grand piano. Mike is well known as musi­


cal director for Shirley Bassey and Jane McDonald. Also included is a string sec­


tion with lush arrangements throughout.


Gospel and drums from


Zimbabwe Black Umfolosi; The Lowry, Salford Quays; Sunday


THE world famous Black


Umfolosi, often compared to the likes of Ladysmith Black Mambazo, are bring­ ing their a capella gospel singing and gum-boot dancing to the north-west. The dancers, who began


performing as a means of entertaining themselves while still at school in 1982, will appear at The Lowry on Sunday. Over the last 20 years


they have become an inter­ nationally-acclaimed har­ monic a capella singing and traditional African dance group. Self-trained, the original


six members have grown to a company of 18 who, in


addition to stunning audi­ ences throughout the world, provide a multitude of services in the perform­ ing arts industry in Zim­ babwe and internationally. With song and dance


that is full of energy, enthu­ siasm and humour, their music is fresh and surpris­


Retirement brings dismay


Albert Nobbs; Charter Theatre, Preston; May 19th


RETIREMENT brings the thought of peaceful sun- kissed days pottering in the garden - but not in the Nobbs’ household! When Albert retires from


love, loneliness and humour from Gordon Steel, the writer of “Studs” and “A Pair of


Beauties”. His wife’s interfering con­


work, all hell breaks loose. He’s bored, his cholesterol’s sky-high and his wife's nag­ ging him senseless! However, Albert's world is turned upside down by the sudden death of Mrs Nobbs as play­ goers will find out at the Charter Theatre, Preston, on May 19th, when the pop­ ular Hull Truck Theatre Company presents “Albert Nobbs”, a bittersweet tale of


tinues from “beyond the grave” as she sets about matchmaking her forlorn husband, Albert, with her best friend, Rose. Albert struggles to come to


ing with intricate rhythms and unusual harmonies, interspersed with clicking, clapping and shouting, all combining to produce a wonderful and natural sound. Black Umfolosi have


released a number of recordings th a t feature a


variety of different styles including Imbube, Mba- qanga and Township songs. Their dynamic live perfor­ mances showcase tradition­ al dancing styles of South Africa as well as the more contemporary styles that they have developed over time.


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A big band sensation


Big Band line-up; The Lowry; Sun­ day; Guild Hall, Preston; May 17th


WITH an all-star line-up of Andy Prior with the Andy Prior Orchestra, from the USA, John Miller, nephew of the legendary Glenn Miller and vocalist Donna Canale as special guest, the North- West is going Big Band crazy. The bands hit the The


DISH OF TH POTATO CAKES


CARAMELISED SHAL RASPBERRY S/ with Somerfiel


THIS is an easy vegetaria takes 25 minutes to pre minutes to cook. Even if you haven’t deci


meat or fish for good most o vegetarian food now and the This is exactly what my coll


din, who works in our front off enjoys vegetarian food occ~ recipe is great for entertaini good for your health as well, some of the five portions of fr bles everyone should eat each ■ Like many dog owners, :


opportunity to combine healti walking Dora, the family boxe etarian food, helps in the bid t extra pounds, and is also guar fy the appetite. Vegetarian c lightj healthy and delicious v the wide variety of fresh pr~ means that you can enjoy an of wonderful tastes.


Lowry on Sunday and Pre­ ston Guild Hall on May 17th. Two Big Band legends


will be provided with their ultimate toy - a 15-piece orchestra. With each song, each arrangement, the sound gets ever bigger, ever more impressive! For the first time in history, the two great bandleaders will go head to head, Andy Prior has for some


time been recognised as the UK's finest-ever swing voice, headlining venues all over the world. He is joined by the extra­


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terms with the loss of the woman he loved and the pos­ sibility of a new romance is the theme running through the latest offering from a company which has won many prizes throughout its 31 years’ existence.


ordinary John Miller, who has, for some years, been the leader of the Herb Miller Orchestra, which was formed by Glenn's brother and for this tour only, they are joined by Donna Canale, fresh from touring with Andy previously in “The Magic of Sinatra” and “The Big Bands”. The evening is a tour de


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ENTERTAINMENTS A POL LO


HOLDEN CHAPEL Jnfoline 0 1254 5 1779


Programmes and times Friday, May 9th


X-MEN 2 (l2A)*2hrs25mins


Daily 2.00 5.30 8.20 Contain! molvale riolence


OLD SCHOOL


(15)* I hr 45mins 1.303.306.008.10


DARKNESS FALLS (15)* Ihr40mins


Daily 1.25 3.25 6.05 8.15


THE JUNGLE BOOK 2


(U) Ihr 35mins


Sat/Sun 1.20 3.15 Sac Mom 11.30


J O H N N Y E N G L IS H (PG) I hr45mins


Daily 1.35 3.55 6.208.40 Saturday morning 11.00


Thursday 29th May M A R K


T H O M A S After llisu: What I Did Next


Saturday 31st May


'ExThe Mission'; Dead or- I Alive'and Sisters Of,Mercy:!


Tapas & a la carte dinners arc served daily from 12.00 to 2.00pm and 7.00 to 9.00pm : Dugdales Restaurant, Ala carte and fine dining at its \>est.


$me „ Ouratvard winning Chefs are renowned in the area for great adinary expertise.


Enjoy the splendour and atmospbetv of Burnley's past in a once owned Mill Owners Mansion. ) A Y L U N C H E S Exquisite 3-course Sunday Lunches


c £ 9 -5 0 per head • Served 12-2p.m.


estamant ations call 01282 453931 g s g iilUiousehbtclco.uk ^Rosehill House Hotel, Roschill Avenue, Burnley


m\ A P O L L o HOWTO LOSE A GUY IN 10 DAYS (aily 2.IS,5.20.8.00 Sat late 10.40pm


1


C I N E M A S (12A) Zfirs 15mlns


D Contains moderate tex references)


DREAMCATCHER (15)2hrs 40mlns S CLUB SEEING DOUBLE


JUNGLE BOOK 2 (U) 1h r4 0m ln s D


ally 1.45.3.50 Sat mom 11.30am


Contains I use of stronf language & mild sexual reference) JOHNNY ENGLISH (PG) 1hr ASmlrti


( ally MS 4.15 6.30 8.40, Sat mom 11.30 Sat late 11 pm ally 1.4!


9 Screens


HOPE SPRINGS (12A)* Ih r4 5mln s D


Manchester Rd,Burnley," i. Infotinc 01282 456333 Films from Friday, 9th May for 7 days


X MEN 2 (12A)* 2 h r s 3 0m (n s D


(ally 2.00 5.00 8.00 Sat late I 1.00pm


WELCOME TO COLLINWOOD (IS) Ihr 40mln> D


Conalni scenes of an adult nature) 77ie D ire c to rs A u d ito r ium


ally 2.20,4.20,6.20.8.30, Sat late 10.40pm


RUGRATS IN PARIS (U) Ihr 3f mins The Fun and Games Start at 11.00 am


L ittle Oscar Show Saturday, I Oth M a y 2 0 0 3


PHONE BOOTH (If) 1 h r3 5m ln s D


aily 6.00,8.00, Sat Late 10.30pm


OLD SCHOOL ( I f ) * l h r 4 S m l n s D


aily 1.45 4.00 6.IS 8.25.Sat late l0.4Spm


D A RK N E S S FALLS (1 5 ) * l h r 4 0 m l n s D


n 11.15; BOOKING 01282 456333


THE MATRIX RELOADED (15)*2hrs SOmlns


ally 2.204.20 6.208.30,Sat noon IXOO.Satlate 10.50pm BOOK N O W OPENS 2 1 s t M a y


v ; : tN O COMPLIMENTARY TICKETS www.apollocinemas.co.uk -VISAIMASTERCARD


f&iyitAl stories cAn be About Anytkiny - love, Mork, hopes, feArs, tke pAst, even tke future. A memory, A subject you feel stronyly About, A plAce you love Cor cAn't stAnJJ, tkAt's tke yerm of A i&igitAl ^toryl


There will he a presentation


about the project on May 13th at Raefield Leisure Centre, Clitheroe at E.30pm.


' To find o u t m o r e e i th e r call th e d ig i ta l , s to r y te l l in g sw itch b o a rd an


D1E54 841D5B nr h a v e a lank a t th e ‘Telling L iv e s ’ w eb s ite : w w w .b b c .co .u k /te ll in g l iv e s


-W A Y N E W£g% H U S S E Y


X-MEN 2 at its best...


FILMS FOR MAY 9 to HAY 15 (12A)


Thurs only @2.15,5.15,8.15


THE PIANIST (15) Daily @ 8.00


THE RECRUIT (12A) Daily @2.15 @5.15


Daily @ 2.15,4.30 (nol Sun), 8.45 (not Sun/Wed) 9.00


PHONEBOOTH (15)


JOHNNY ENGLISH (PG) Daily @ 4.30, 6.45, 9.00


(Sat/Sun) only @ 11.45,2.00 JUNGLE BOOK 2 (U)


S CLUB • SEEING DOUBLE (PG)


(Sat/Sun) only @ 12.00


YEH DIL AAPKA HUWA (PG) Sun only @ 4.30, Wed only @ 6.30


KIDS CLUB •


ADAMS FAMILY VALUES (PG) Sat only 11,00


D o y o u h a v e a s t o r y t o t e l l ?


"Jive. "13i3C is running A storytelling project with A Aiffcrturi. It joill give. members of the public the tools to mAke short diyitAl films About events in tkeir oma lives.


J_AncAskire people Are being Asked (or tkeir personAl stories, pictures And memories, ^elected pArticipAnts briny Atony pkotoyrApks, clips from home videos, AnJ other ArtefActs And Mork Alongside members of tke 'B'BC to creAte A JiyitAl movie of


tkeir story. "Jkese skort films Are tken suitAble for broAdcAst on tke Meb And 'B'BC IPf). "Jiiere Mill be tuorkskops runniny monthly tkrouykout J^mcAsWre until October.


-EES! & f-abian King Entertainments present An audience with— CD ( f r The Comedy!


the Laughter! / The Li fe Story!


j==S ^ - - 3 i introduces


Qlajfi ROD


our new highly and talented tat


100’s of choices availab bring your own


£ 1 0 0 any perma w i th special p u e s t c o m e d i ln D o n a ld B a n k s . Saturday May lOth


COLNE MUNICIPAL HALL Albert'Road,Colne'


Box Office: 0 1 2 8 2 6 6 1 2 3 4


hear, how i t really .wasAVn;1 www.kpTpromotions.co.uk


(semi-permane , until June Is


(Fully health registered) Guara Complete privacy a


Ring for appo


0 1 2 0 0 4 25 - 27 Wellgate,


DREAMCATCHER (15) 2 hrs 40mins Daily 1.45 5.05 8.00


No 1.45 show Sat/Sun Little Oscars


Saturday I Oth May SCOOBY DO (PG) I hr 50mins


Fun starts @ II.00am


SUNDAY SCHOOL


ANNIVERSARY


SUNDAY, 11th MAY 1.30 p.m.


Mrs C. Croydon 7.00 p.m.


Mrs C. Taylor Hems by the young people.


Ribblesdale Produce and Farmers Market


Tr»tu/ TVuhJi F tu v ( d i r e c t f r o n t P r o d u c e r s Next Wednesday, 14th May from Uliim - 2.30pm


in the Ribblcsdale Centre, Clithcroc Auction Mart. Lincoln Way, Clithcroc


Over 15 stalls will be offering their own Beef. Pork. Lamb. Biscuits. Pics. Seafoods, Puddings, Sausages, Pate. Vegetable, Salads, Plants


Load producers include Lcugrum Cheese, Tbrner’s Meat Pics,


Holt’s Lamb, Howland Outdoor Pork, Farmhouse Bakes, Roberts House Ostriches, Tigcrmuflln Soaps, Lcs Helices de Champagne Ample free ca r paikiug close to the Market


Member o f the National Association o f Farmers Markets Also


Spruuj PlrtHt mirf Shrub Auction a t 12 n o o n


IOOs o f ex c el len t Plants from Ab b ey Nurse ries wJV>. o f Wislieclt. Viewing from 10am o nwa rds /*.«»>


’.I’vi'-v.v-fpurllicr details contact:01200 423325.’. Clitheroe Auction M a rt , Lincoln AVnv. Oithcroiv.


GISBURN THIS


SUNDAY BUSY ATTRACTIVE


RIVERSIDE SITE ON AS9 1 MILE ON


SKIPTONS1DE OF GISBURN


S E IX F R E E


O F C H A R G E Sellers no booking


Just turn up from 7.30;un


TABLES FO R H IR E £ 3 Caterer & Toilets


Enquirics/Advice telephone 01282 815756,


- mobile 07714 325614


BIG BAND CRAZY with ANDY PRIOR and JOHN MILLER


Thursday 29th May Doors: 6.45pm Show: 7.30pm


Tickets: £13.50 £12.00 Concession


BOX OFFICE: 01282 661234 JfZ- Tickets available at usual agencies


lrG H Tr m i . . * Friday, 9th May Tickets £12.00 Premier £10.00 Standard _


Doors: 7.15 pm - Show: 8.00 pm ' www.thomagnets com


T O N Y H A D L E Y Winner of ITV's


'Reborn in the USA' Support: Superfly Thursday, 22nd May


Doors 7.45pm Show 8.45pm Tickets £15.00


T h o s e W e re t h e D a u s


Tuesday 27th May Doors: 1.15pm & 6.45pm Show: 2.30pm & 7.30pm Est finish time: 5pm & 10pm


Tickets: £8, £7 (cone). Buy 10 get one free


- Saturday Sr Sunday LOtb/H tb-May: TOam to^Spm ,V C R E A T IV E C R A F T S ASSOCIATION


CRAFT FAIR AND MEDIEVAL WEEKEND H O G H T O N T OW E R Nr.Preston.M61-Jn8 or M65-Jn3 LOTS OF FABULOUS CRAFTS AT SENSIBLE PRICES


EXHIBITED IN THE MAGNIFICENT BANQUETING HALL . AND THE ADJOINING LARGE MARQUEE '


THE MEDIEVAL VILLAGE WITH LIVING HISTORY DISPLAYS


DEMONSTRATING THE SKILLS OF CRAFTS PAST AND PRESENT HAVE A GO ARCHERY AT A SMALL EXTRA CHARGE.


SOMETHING FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY A d m l s s i o n £ 2 ; U n d e M i6^Si f r e £ w r i h _ a d u l t i ^ n 2 iu i r l e s 0 1 j7 4 4 j ^ 5 0 6 0 6


MORE THAN A CRAFT FAIR


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force through all the work of the major Big Band person­ alities and arrangers; Count Basie, Ted Heath, Duke Ellington, Nelson Riddle, Frank Sinatra and Glenn Miller.


Drive yourweekendwith Walker Farrimond,Nissan \N\NW.^a\Keiiarr\rn6n6':c6fukJe[:^28i^6606V[


To advertise ring Caroline Bracewell (ext. 418) or Lee Banks (ext. 423) on 01282 426161


m SUNDAY MARKET & m “ CAR BOOT SALE =


'IS ' Open Sunday, May 11th B


G IS B U R N


—— Situated 2 miles Clitheroe side of Gisburn H H


■ £ .' H T h o u s a n d s o f b a r g a i n s H H r


Car Booters arrive from 7.30am - Car Booters only £5 Mgm All enquiries 07711 833543 or 07850 241842


Bargain to keep your husband happy!


EVERY so often an absolute bargain comes your way. One such wine


arrived a t Byrne’s wine shop a few weeks ago, closely followed by its agent. I t looked and tast­


ed like a £6 bottle and we were very su r­ prised to find that we could sell it for £3.99, so we ordered a pallet on the spot. CHATEAU ST


E L I S A B E T H COSTIERES DE NIMESat £3.99. This property is sit­


uated near the Roman city of Nimes and named after Saint Elisabeth, the patron sa in t of wives with unfaithful husbands. There is nothing


untoward about the wine though, packed with red and black cherry fru its with hints of pepper and spice from that classic southern blend of Grenache and Syrah. So girls, if you


think your husband may be straying a lit­ tle why not give him a b o tt le to keep him sweet, or as it is a rather heavy bottle, to hit him with!


SaturJvy Nivlu JLa


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