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MY FAVOURITE FILM by Ccun. Mary Norcross •........................................... .
; W h a t i s y o u r f a v o u r i t e f i lm o f a l l
t im e ? Gone With the Wind
Why d o y o u l ik e i t s o m u c h ? It is a classic old-fashioned film.
W h en d id y o u f i r s t s e e th i s f ilm ? When it first came out at a cinema in Skipton. I've seen it five times since.
W h a t i s y o u r f a v o u r i t e p a r t o f t h e
f ilm ? The big scene at the end with the kiss and also the scene where all the soldiers have
been killed.
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Who i s y o u r fa v o u r i te a c to r / a c t r e s s ? Barnoldswick Town Bette Davis and Joan Crawford
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..00 BBC News. 6J0 North West; Tonight; Weather. 7.00 Got Mo the;; Manager. 7.30 Top of the Pops. 8.05 Delia's Chocolate -Chunks. 8.10.On!y! Fools ■ and. Horses.19.00; Office; Gossip. 9^0 Adrian Mole:
Tho.Cap-,; lucclno Years.-10.00 BBC News ot fen O’Clock..10J5 Regional Nows.
10.35 It's Only TV But I Like IL 11.05 ,; Chewin' the FoL-11.35 Traces of Rod;; Wealherviow.-1.20 FILM: V.'o’cgme
to Blood City. 2.50 BBC News 24., j , BBC2
5.66 The Simpsons. 5.25 Tho Simnsnns, 5.45 Robot Worn. 7.30
Tho Good Lliota.OO The Curious Gardonors; 8.30 Gardeners' World, 2001.' 9.00 ;Tho' Middle Classes; 9.50 Wo Are History. 10.00 The Thin >
BluenLlno.n; 10;3o:, Newsnlghl.« Headline round-up:!l1.30-Trlbo.j; 12.00 Buffy the
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i124S Robot Wars. 1.30 Glosa.i3.pO. BBC Learning Zone. 5.00 C lo s e . ;.
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6.30 ITV Evening News; Weathor, 7.00 Emmerdalo.,7.30 Coronation, Stroet. 8.00 Michael Barrymore a My.
Kind of Music! 9.00 Tho Bill. 10.00 MlkorRold's;. Late, Homo; Video.
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Show.',10.30, Party Fever. ,11.00. ITO Weekend News;
.Weatherj.il.20 Grenada: Nows; Weather, 11.30 Grenada Soccer: Night. 12.00 Porvorslonb of Science.12J5 While Fang; ITV'Nows Headlines; 2.3R
Box Office America.,3.05;Wor|d Foolball.3J0 World SportSpodal.
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6.00 T4:-Dawson's Creek; 7.00 Chonnel'4' News; Woathor. 7.30: Today at tho TeolnO.OO Brookeide,
i11'.25 The Armstrong; and Miller, .Show.12.00 4Lator. Got Your Kit
0.30 Celebrity,Frock .Upo, 9.00 Friends;' 9.30;.Spooed;, 10.00 Frasler.-ioao SoGrahamNorton.
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treat for over 200 refugees; (C) (S) Jim Davidson’s Generation Game. Contestants strut their stuff in a salsa dancing challenge, before guessing the value of antiques^ with expert James Breese and making a plaited loaf. Last in series. (C) (S) The National Lottery Jet Set. Quiz, hosted by Eamonn Holmes. (C) (S) Casualty. Charlie hits the roof when he discovers Dan has involved a recovering Duffy in the major incident training exercise. Meanwhile, a single mum panics when her French exchange student collapses. (C) (S) Parkinson. The king of chat welcomes actor Kirk Douglas of Spartacus fame, as well as Oscar- winning actress Goldie Hawn. Writer and broadcaster Clive James also drops in, while singer Sade performs live; (C) (S) National Lottery Update. News; Weather. (C) Match of the Day. Gary Lineker introduces highlights of Premiership fixtures, featuring Coventry City v Charlton Athletic and Leeds United v Tottenham Hotspur. (C) (S) The 43rd Grammy Awards. Jayne Middlemiss introduces highlights of the 43rd annual ceremony from Los Angeles; (C) (S) Weatherview.
1.10 A Question of Sport. (R) (C) (S) 1.10 Harry Hill’s Bedtime Reading. (C) 1.40 It’s Only TV But I Like It. (R) (C) (S) 2.10 Top of the Pops. (R) (C) (S) 2.45 BBC News 24.
PICK OF THE DAY
PARKINSON, BBC1, 9.05pm. As a youngster,
Kirk Douglas h ad tw o am b ition s — to m ak e lo ts of money an d h av e four so n s . By th e tim e h e tu rn e d 40, h e ’d a ch iev ed b o th d re am s , b u t found his lu s t for life m ad e him s tr iv e for more. Douglas h a s b e en b a c k in th e limelight th a n k s to th e m a r r iag e of h is e ld e s t so n Michael to . C a th e r in e Z e ta J o n e s , but now h e ’s making an a p p e a ra n c e in h is own right on th is w e e k ’s edition off Parkinson — which
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 24TH GRANADA
should b e a re a l t r e a t if his tu rn on S c e n e by S c e n e a t C h r is tm a s is anything to go by. Also ap p e a r in g will be a c t r e s s Goldie Hawn, Aus tra l ia n w r ite r an d broad- c a s te r Clive J am e s an d so u l s in g e r Sad e .
CHANNEL 4
6.05 Open University. 8.00 Weekend 24. (S) 9.00 Open University. 10.40 See Hear! On Saturday. (S) 11.25 The Phil Silvers Show. (R) (C) (bw) 11.50 The Car’s the Star. (R) (C) (S) 12.10 Thunderbirds. (R) (C) (S) 1.00 Great Romances of the 20th Century. (R) (C) 1.30 Great Romances of the 20th Century. (R) (C) 1.55 FILM: Green Fire (1954). Romantic adventure, starring Grace Kelly. (C) 3.35 FILM: Bhowani Junction (1956). Romantic drama, starring Ava Gardner. (C) 5.20 ' TOTP 2. The Beatles, U2, OMD and Sandie Shaw. (R) (C) What the Papers Say. A leaf through the week’s stories. (C) (S) Correspondent. The mysterious death of a priest in Kenya. (C) (S) Omnibus. The extraordinary story of tap-dancing. (C) (S) The Laurence Olivier Awards 2001. Clive Anderson introduces the ceremony celebrating achievements in theatre. (C) (S) I Love 1985. Grace Jones looks back on the year that Live Aid took the world by storm. (C) (S) Room 101. With former Grand stand favourite Des Lynam. (R) (C) FILM: The Last Emperor (1987). Multi-Oscar-winning epic, starring Peter O’Toole and John Lone. (C) Close. 3.00 BBC Learning Zone. 5.00Close.
6.10 6.20 7.05 8.05
9.05
10.35 11.05 1.40
CHANNEL 5
6.00 Russell Grant’s Postcards. (S) 6.05 Wide- World. (R) (T) (S) 6.30 WideWoridl' (Ft) (T) (S) 7.00 5 News at Breakfast. (S) 7.30 Milkshake! (S) 7.35 Tickle, Patch and Friends. (R) (S) 8.00 Babar. (S) 8.30 The Powerpuff Girls. (R) (T) (S) 9.00 Mega Babies. (S) 9.25 Pet Project. (S) 9.55 The Core; Xena: Warrior Princess. (R) (S) 10.5 0Homeand Away: Back to the Bay. (R) (T) (S) 11.00 Core News. (S) 11.05 Beverly Hills, 90210. (T) (S) 12.00 FILM: Kissing Miranda (TVM 1995). Comedy, with Alex Meneses. (T) (S) 1.45 5 News at Lunchtime. (T) (S) 1.55 The
Core: The Wonder Years. (R) 2.25 Edgemont. IS) 2.55 Footy Shorts. (S) 3.25 The Pepsi Chart. (R) (T) (S) 3.55 Daria. (R) (T) (S) 4.25
Trex. (T) (S) 4.55 The Tribe. (T) (S) 5.55 5 News and Sport. Headlines. (T) (S) 6.00 Hercules: The Legendary Journeys. Mischievous Loki gets up to no good.
6.50 Night Fever. Suggs hosts a disco edition of the karaoke game show. (S)
7.45 5 News and Sport. Headlines. (T) (S) 8.05 Charmed. The hunt is on for magic stone tablets; (T) (S) 5 News at 9.
9.00 FILM: The Sweeney II (1978). Second big-screen spin-off from the hit
TV series. John Thaw and Dennis : Waterman star; (T) 5 News Late.
' 11.05 outTHERE. Cult films and videos. (R) 11.40 FILM: Callan (1974). Feature-length version of the classic TV series,
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starring Edward Woodward as the ruthless British Secret Service killer. .
1.35 Sportsweek. The week’s sporting events. (S) 4.05 Jenny Jones. 4.45 C-16. (R) (S) 5.30 The Adventures of the Black Stallion. (R)
Everything for your perfect weekend SATELLITE AND CABLE T V
PICK OF THE DAY.
Pyraiihur Skv Cinema. 8.00pm. Carry on Arthur would have been a better title. There’s something so wonderfully awful about this movfe vou have to give it a look. Nigel Terry is amazingly wooden as
King Arthur and Patrick Stewart gives possibly the worst perfoi> of his career. As for Nicol Williamson, he obviously thought he
was rna*kingSa^cornedyforTthe plus side, Helen Minen is a s excellent
as ever the castle siege is good, if not on a par with the battle scenes’in Gladiator, and any moyfe " j^ ^ jn in a ^ u r a n a on the soundtrack has to be worth a look. Let’s hope some film-makers armed with a better script have another bash at this timeless legend. »
SKY PREMIER
6.00 Dash and Lilly (PG) (1999) 7.45 Jungle Boy (PG) (1993) 9.20 Mary and Rhoda (PG) (TVM 2000) 11.05 Stop! or My Mom Will Shoot (PG) (1992) 12.35 The Spanish Prisoner (PG) (1998) 2.30 Jungle Boy (PG) (1993) Adventure, starring David Fox. 4.10 Mary and Rhoda (PG) (TVM 2000) Comedy, with Mary Tyler Moore. 5.55 Stopl or My Mom Will Shoot (PG) (1992) Action-packed comedy, with Sylvester Stallone. 7.30 Preview with Clare Grogan The forthcoming week on Sky Movies. 8.00 Wild Wild West (12) (1999) Premiere. Comedy, starring Will Smith. 9.50 Enemy of the State (15) (1998) Thriller, with Will Smith. 12.05 A Perfect Murder (15) (1998) 1.55 Palmetto (15) (1998) 3.50 Hush (12) (1998)
SKY MOVIEMAX
6.00 In God’s Hands (PG) (1998) 7.45 Ground Zero (PG) (1999) 9.30 Out to Sea (12) (1997) 11.30 Storm (PG) (1999) 1.05 Going Home (PG) (1999) 2.45 Ground Zero (PG) (1999) 4.25 Out to Sea (12) (1997) Comedy, with Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon. 6.25 Storm (PG) (1999) Thriller, starring Luke Perry. 8.00 Mercury Project (PG) (2000) Drama, with Marilu Henner. 9.45 Wing Commander
(PG) SKY ONE
5.00 Our Tune. 5.05 The Oprah Winfrey Show. 5.55 Our Tune. 6.00 Star Trek; Voyager. 7.00 Starship Troopers. 7.30 Mummies Alive. 8.00 Kong. 8.30 Max Steel. 9.00 Pokemon. 9.30 Pokemon. 10 00 What About Mimi? 10.30 The Simpsons. 11.00 World Wrestling Federation: Smackdown. 1.00 World Wrestling Federation: Livewire. 2.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. 3.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. 4.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.00 "Star Trek: Voyager. 6.00 Earth: Final Conflict. 7.00 The Simpsons. 7.30 Futurama. 8.00 The Simpsons. 8.30 King of the Hill. 9.00 World’s Deadliest Sea Creatures. Octopuses, piranhas and rays. 10.00 Police Videos. 11.00 Prickly Heat Global Epidemic. 12.00 Showbiz Weekly. 12.30 Lexx. 2.30 Long Play.
SKY SPORTS 1 (1999) Sci-fi
adventure, with Freddie Prinze Jnr. 11.30 Alien Cargo (PG) (1999) Sci-fi thriller, with Warwick Young. 1.05 Very Bad Things (18) (1998) 2.45 Half Baked (18) (1998) 4.10 Far Out Man (15) (1990)
. SKY CINEMA
■ 6.00 Angel and the Badman (U) (1947) 7.45 Places in the Heart (PG) (1984) 9.45 The Narrow Margin (PG) (1952) 11.00 Sands of Iwo Jima (PG) (1949) 12.50 Angel and the Badman (U) (1947) 2.35 Sword of Sherwood Forest (U) (1960) 4.05 Places in the Heart (PG) (1984) Drama, starring Sally Field. 6.00 Sands of Iwo Jima (PG) (1949) Wartime adventure, staring John Wayne. 8.00 Excalibur (15) (1981) Arthurian fantasy, starring Nigel Terry. 10.20 Deliverance. (18) (1975) Thriller, with Burt Reynolds. 12.10 Used Cars (15) (1980) 2.05 Blood and Concrete: A Love Story (18) (1991) 3.45 Crossing the Bridge (15) (1992)
6.00 Hold the Back Page. 7.00 Aerobics Oz Style. 7.30 Racing. 8.00 Soccer AM. 12.00 Soccer Saturday. 6.00 Live Basketball. Chester Jets v Sheffield Sharks. 8.00 Live Saturday Fight Night. Takaloo v TBA. 10.00 World Wrestling Federation: Smackdown. 11.55 Classic Premiership. 12.00 Spanish Football. 2.00 World Wrestling Federation: Smackdown. 3.55 Classic Premiership. 4.00 Saturday Fight Night.
SKY SPORTS 2
6.00 Live Test Match Cricket. Sri Lanka v England. 6.30 International Cricket: Lunch. 7.00 Live Test Match Cricket. Sri Lanka v England. 12.00 The Race. 12.30 Max Power. 1.30 World Sport Special. 2.00 Live Rugby Union. Newcastle Falcons v Harlequins. 5.30 World Cricket Centre. 8.00 Live US Golf. The Nissan Open. 11.00 European Golf. 1.00 Challenge Cup Rugby League. 2.00 Sports Classics. 2.15 World Sport Special. 2.45 Moto Plus. 3.15 Rugby Union. 4.15 Live Test Match Cricket. Sri Lanka v England.
SKY SPORTS 3
8.00 Live World Wide Rugby. New South Wales Waratahs v Waikato Chiefs. 10.30 Australian Rugby League. 12.30 Three Sixty Surfing. 1.00 Moto Plus. 1.30 World Cricket. 4.00 Live Basketball. Thames Valley Tigers v Newcastle Eagles. 6.00
I &
European Golf. 8.00 Live Spanish Football. 10.00 Challenge Cup Rugby League. 11.00 Rugby Union Update. 12.00 Close.
EUROSPORT
7.30 Extreme Sports. 8.00 Basketball. 8.30 Cross-Country Skiing. 8.45 Live Nordic Combined Skiing. The K116 ski jumping event. 10.00 Live Skiing. From Switzerland. 11.30 Luge. 12.30 Nordic Combined Skiing. 1.00 Live Nordic Combined Skiing. The 7.5km free technic event. 1.30 Futsal. 3.00 Live Tennis. The Dubai Open. 4.45 Eurosport News. 5.00 Live Skiing. From Snowbasin, USA. 6.30 Live Tennis. The ABN/Amro World Tennis Tournament. 8.00 Futsal. 9.00 Extreme Sports. 9.30 Extreme Sports. 10.00 Eurosport News. 10.15 Live Bobsleigh. First-leg of the' two-man event from Park City, USA. 11.15 Nordic Combined Skiing. 11.45 Eurosport News. 12.00 Live Bobsleigh. The two-man event from Park City, USA. 1.00 Close.
UK GOLD
5.00 Bergerac. 6.00 Lovejoy. 7.00 All Creatures Great and Small. 8.00 Neighbours. 10.05 EastEnders. 1.00 Ain’t Half Hot, Mum. 1.40 Are You Being Served? 2.20 As Time Goes By. 3.00 ’Alio ’Alio! 3.50 The Bill. 6.00 FILM: Romancing the Stone. Comedy adventure. 8.00 Porridge. 8.40. Porridge. 9.20 Porridge. 10.00 Porridge. 10.40 Porridge. 11.20 Porridge. 12.00 Hearts and Bones. 1.05 My Hero. 1.45 Porridge. 2.25 Porridge. 3.00 Porridge. 3.35 Porridge. 4.15 It Ain’t Half Hot, Mum. 4.55 Ask the Family.
UK DRAMA
7.00 The Duchess of Duke Street. 8.00 Tenko. 9.00 Fish. 10.05 Fish. 11.10 FILM: l Went Down. Drama, starring Brendan Gleeson. 1.10 Fish. 2.15 Fish. 3.10 FILM: I Went Down. 5.00 The Duchess of Duke
Match Street. 6.00 Tenko. 7.00 Close. LIVING
6.00 Ready Steady Cook. 6.30 Victoria’s Principal Secret. 7.00 Professor Bubble. 7.25 Johnson and Friends. 7.35 Caillou. 7.40 Tiny Tales. 7.45 Polka Dot Shorts. 7.55 Practical Parenting. 8.00 Bug Alert. 8.25 Gumdrop. 8.30 My Zoo. 8.35 Tiny and Crew. 8.50 Practical Parenting. 9.00 Peak.
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6!o ^ e s am ^ t r e eM R ) 7.00 Princess Sissi. (R) (T) 7.25 The Magic Roundabout. (R) 7.30 UK Supercross. (T) 8.00 Trans World Sport. (T) 9.00 The Morning Line. , 10.00 Gazzetta. 11.00 Snowboarding. 11.25 Vee-TV. 11.55 Dicing with Debt. (T) 12.25 T4: Dawson’s Creek. (R) (T) 1.20 T4: Shipwrecked Extra. (T) 1.50 T4: Ship wrecked Extra. (T) 2.20 Racing from Kempton Park and Lingtield. Races at 2.30, 3.00, 3.35,4.10,4.25 and 4.40. 5.05 Brookslde. Omnibus. (T) 6.30 News; Weather. (T) (S) 7.00 Today at the Test. Highlights of Sri Lanka v England. (T)
7.30 FILM: Tora! Toral Torat (1970) ; Martin Balsam heads the cast in
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this reconstruction of events ; leading to the bombing of Pearl
Harbour during World War Two.
10.10 Top Ten: Holiday Hits. Roy ’Chubby’ Brown introduces a rundown of summer sounds. (T)
11.45 Living Dangerously: Hackers in Wonderland. A peek into the world of computer experts. (T)
12.45 4Later: Karaoke Fishtank. (R) 1.20 4Later: Homiez. 1.25 4Later: Vids. 1.55 4Later: Classic Troma Movie — Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town. (R) 3.25 Portrait of a Young Man Drowning. (R) 3.35 FILM: Killer Nun (1978). Softcore shocker, with Anita Ekberg and Alida Valli. 5.05 For Your Love. (T) 5.30 Countdown. (R) (T) (S)
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SCI-FI
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