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7.00 Planet Saturday: Little Bear. (R) (C) (S) 7.25 Brum. (R) (C) 7.35 Fix and Foxi. (R) (C) (S) 7.45 Noah’s Island. (R) (C) (S) 8.10 Zorro. (R) (C) (S) 8.35 Rugrats. (R) (C) 9.00 Live knd Kicking. (C) (S) 12.00 Football Focus. 12.50 News; Weather. (C) 1.00 Grandstand. Introduced by John Inverdale. Including 1.10 Boxing. (S) 1.45 Racing from Haydock Park and Athletics. (S) 3.05 British Superbikes. (S) 3.45 Football Half-Times. (S) 3.55 Racing from Leopardstown. (S) 4.15 Boxing. (S)


4.45 Final Score. News; Weather. (C) Regional News and Sport.


5.15 5.30 5.35


6.05 7.00


Celebrity Ready Steady Cook. East Enders actors Wendy Richard and Todd Carty compete. (C) (S) Jim Davidson’s Generation Game. The cockney comic returns for a new series of the ever-popular family game show, while co-host Lea Kris- tensen makes her debut, ably guiding contestants toward the prize-laden conveyer belt. Chart-topping pop stars Hear’Say join in the fun, per­ forming their cover of disco classic Boogie Wonderland, as hopefuls from Leeds, Surrey, Co Durham and the West Midlands try their luck in cook­ ing, and flower arranging. (C) (S) Dog Eat Dog. New series. Ulrika Jonsson hosts a quick-fire contest in which contestants battle it out in the


hope of winning £10,000. Taking part in an activity day prior to the show, the six hopefuls nominate those they regard the least likely to succeed in the game — but who will walk away


7.35 8.20


with the cash? (C) (S) The National Lottery: Winning Lines. Phillip Schofield introduces the


lottery-based quiz show. (C) (S) FILM: Lost in Space (1997). Pre­ miere. A pioneering scientist and his family are stranded in a remote sec­


10.20 10.40


tor of the galaxy with a cunning villain, a helpful robot and a motley collection of alien creatures. Sci-fi adventure, starring Matt Le Blanc and Gary Old­ man; (C) (S) National Lottery Update. News; Weather. (C) FILM: The ’Burbs (1989). Friends go to increasingly bizarre lengths to dis­ cover the truth about their new neigh­ bours' suspicious behaviour. Black comedy, with Tom Hanks. (C) (S)


12 15 The Heat Is On. Survival challenge. Last in series. (R) (C) (S) 1.15 Patrick Kielty Live. (R) (C) 1.50 Top of the Pops. (R) (C) (S) 1.50 Weatherview. 2.25 BBC News 24.


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Dog Eat Dog, BBC1, 7.00pm. Ulrika Jonsson hosts a new series of the contest, in which competi­ tors aim to prove they are top dog and deserve to w a lk away with £ 1 0 ,0 0 0 in cash. The six hopefuls join in an ac tiv ity day before the show. There they will undergo a series of tasks from solving mathematical problems to testing their physical stamina, all the while being closely watched by the other com­ petitors. On the night, the players must challenge


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each other — hopefully on th e ir w e a k e s t skills — in order to elliminate one another from the contest. Great entertainment, and with Ulrika in charge, what more can you ask for?


CHANNEL 4


6.10 Open University. 8.00 Weekend 24. IS) 9.00 Well Connected: 1. (C) 9.30 The Ad Factor. (C) 10.00 Well Connected: 5. (C) 10.05 Ever Wondered? (C) 10.30 Hol­ lywood Science: Dante’s Peak. (C) 10.40 See Hear! On Saturday. (S) 11.25 FILM: The 39 Steps (1935). Hitchcock thriller, starring Robert Donat. (C) (bw) 12.50 FILM: The Court Martial of Billy Mitchell (1955). Courtroom drama. Rod Steiger stars. (C) 2.30 FILM: Vera Cruz (1964). Western, starring Gary Cooper. (C) 4.00 TOTP 2. (R) (C) (S) 4.45 FILM: The Americano (1955). Western, starring Glenn Ford and Frank Lovejoy. (C) 6.10 Scribbling. Part two. Film follow­ ing novelist Geoff Ryman. (C) (S)


7.00


8.00 9.25


. Would Like to Meet. New dating advice series in which Lowri Turn­ er helps the unlucky in love to make the right impression. (C) FILM: Duel (TVM 1971). Sus­ pense thriller, starring Dennis Weaver and Jacqueline Scott. (C) I Love 1993. The X Files hit TV screens everywhere, while Mr Blobby began his illustrious career on Noel’s House Party. (C) (S)


10.30 FILM: eXistenZ (1999). Prem­ iere. Horror, with Jennifer Jason


Leigh and Jude Law. (C) (S)


12.05 FILM: Ruby in Paradise (1993). Drama, starring Ashley Judd. (C) (S) 1.55 Close. 3.00 Learning Zone. 5.00 Close.


CHANNEL 5


6.00 Russell Grant’s Postcards. (S) 6.05 WideWorld. (R) (T) (S) 6.30 WideWorld. (R) (T) (S) 7.00 ITN News Channel. (S) 7.30 Milk­ shake! (S) 7.35 "Tickle, Patch and Friends. (S) 8.00 Redwall. (R) (S) 8.30 Powerpuff Girls. (S) 9.00 The Tribe. (R) (T) (S) 10.00 The Core. 10.00 Student Bodies. (R) (S) 10.30 Singled Out (R) (S) 11.00 Core News. (S) 11.05 Edge- mont. (R) (S) 11.30 Zoe, Duncan, Jack and Jane. (R) (S) 12.00 5 News. (T) (S) 12.10 Home and Away. (T) (S) 2.15 The Core: Atlantis High. (T) (S) 2.45 The Core Live


Roadshow. (S) 2.55 Pepsi Chart. (R) (S) 3.30 The Core: Daria. (R) (T) 4.00 School. (T) (S)


5.00 Under Pressure. (T) (S) 5 News and Sport. Headlines. (T) (S) FILM: Two Came Back (TVM 1997).. Adventure, starring Melissa Joan Hart Jonathan Brandis and David Gall. (T) Forces of Nature 2. (T) (S) 5 News and Sport. Headlines: (T) (S) CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. A


6.00 6.05


11.50


7.45 8.40 9.00


9.55


showgirl is murdered. (T) (S) 5 News Update. Round-up. (S)


10.00


FILM: Murder at My Door (TVM 1996). A devoted mother struggles to come to terms with the thought that her withdrawn 20-year-old son could be a killer. Emotional drama, starring Judith Light and RH Thomson. (T) (S) FILM: Article 99 (1992). Drama, star­ ring Kiefer Sutherland. (T) (S)


1.40 European PGA Seniors Golf. (S) 2.40 Sportsweek. (S) 4.15 The Legend of the Hid­ den City. (R) (S) 5.05 Okavango. (R) 5.30


Bamboo Bears.


6.00 The Magic Roundabout. (R) 6.05 Sesame Street. (R) (T) 7.05 The Zack Files. (R) (T) 7.30 Motorsport on 4. 8.00 Trans World Sport. (T) 9.00 The Morning Line. (T) 10.00 Football Italia. (T) 11.00 Motorsport on 4. (T) 12.00 Happy Days. (R) (T) 12.30 Happy Days. (R) (T) 1.00 Lit­ tle House on the Prairie. (R) 2.00 Racing from Kempton Park. 4.40 Brookside. (T) Channel 4 News. (T) Hunt for the Hood. Divers search for the wreck of HMS Hood, sunk by German flagship the Bismarck during World War Two. (R) (T) Climbing for the Fatherland. Examination of the first ascent of the north face of the Eiger. (T) Top Ten TV. New selection of countdowns, starting with tough


6.30 7.00


8.05 9.05 10.40 11.45


male characters. (T) Vinnie Jones Unauthorised. Profile of the soccer hardman-


turned-actor. (R) (T) Shawshank: The Redeeming


Feature. Why is The Shawshank Redemption one of the most popular films of all time. (T)


12.50 FILM: Siam Sunset (1998). Come­ dy, starring Linus Roache. (T) 2.25 FILM: The Last Detail (1973). Comedy drama. Jack Nicholson stars. 4.10 Benny the Boy Atlas. 4.20 The Norm Show. 4.50 For Your Love. (T) 5.10 United Tastes of America. (R) (T) 5.35 Countdown. (R) (T) (S)


5.30 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV: News. 6.10 Oooberry Telly. 7.10 Diggit. 9.25 SMTV Live. (S) 11.30 CD UK. (S) 12.30 On the Ball. (T) 1.20 ITV News; Weather. (T) 1.25 Granada News; Weath­ er. (T) 1.30 International Motor Racing. 2.00 Young Hercules. (T) (S) 2.25 FILM: The Poseidon Adventure (1972). Disaster drama, Gene Hackman and Ernest Borg- nine star. (T) (S) 4.20 The Goal Rush. (T) 5.05 Pulling Power. Motoring maga­ zine, featuring test-drives and pro­ files of anything on wheels. (T) (S) Granada News; Weather. (T) ITV News and Results. (T) Family Fortunes. Les Dennis invites the Jhanees from Birming­ ham and the O’Loughlins from Essex to compete for cash prizes, and a new car. (T) (S) Cilia’s Moment of Truth. Cilia Black supervises as four American footballers attempt to play the US anthem Star Spangled banner from memory on a xylophone, a Hertfordshire family tackle a net- ball challenge and the Tilsons from Buckinghamshire get to grips with a Grand Prix simulator, aiming to complete a lap at Silverstone with no steering or braking aids. (T) (S) The Premiership. Desmond Lynam presents the pick of the action from today’s Premiership games, including the London derby between Chelsea and Arse­ nal at Stamford Bridge and high­ flying Everton’s tough away trip to champions Manchester United. (T) Who Wants To Be a Millionaire? Chris Tarrant hosts the big-prize game show in which contestants attempt to answer 15 consecutive questions to win £1 million. (T) ITV Weekend News; Weather. (T)


5.10 5.20 5.30


6.00 7.00 8.15


9.15 9.29 9.30


Granada Weather. FILM: ITV Movie Premiere: Gl Jane (1997). Premiere. Military adventure, starring Demi Moore as a US Army lieutenant who makes history by becoming the first woman to join the elite Navy Seals fighting squad. Barked at by the no-nonsense platoon sergeant and laughed at by her fellow trainees, she soon realises that her call-up is nothing more than a publicity stunt — so she decides to prove her true worth by shaving off all her hair and demanding equal treatment. Directed by Ridley Scott of Gladiator fame. (T) (S)


11.50 The Premiership. Desmond Lynam presents the pick of the action from today's Premiership games, including the London derby between Chelsea and Arse­ nal at Stamford Bridge. (R) (T)


1 20 Forever; ITV News Headlines. 2.15 Baywatch. (R) (T) 3.00 ITV at the Festivals 2000. (R) (S) 3.55 Box Office America; (R) (S) ITV News Headlines. 4.20 World Sport. Magazine. (R) 4.45 ITV Nightscreen.


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6.35 CBBC: Teletubbies. (R) (C) (S) 7.20 Iron­ side. (B) (C) 8.10 Police Rescue. (R) (C) (S) 9.00 Breakfast with Frost. (C) (S) 10.00 The Heaven and Earth Show. (S) 11.00 Classic Rhodes. (R) (C) (S) 11.30 Countryfile. (C) S) 12.00 BBC News. (C) 12.05 Quincy. (R) (C) 12.55 EastEnders. (C) (S) 2.40 FILM: Perry Mason: The Case of the Poisoned Pen (TVM 1990). The intrepid lawyer investigates the poisoning of a crime writer. Whodunit, starring Raymond Burr and Barbara Hale. (C) 4.10 My Family. (R) (C) 4.40 Points of View. (C) (S) 4.55 BBC News; Weather. (C)


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5.15 Regional News; Weather. (C) Songs of Praise. Penelope Keith vis-' its some of Britain's most fascinating gardens, and talks toMartin Palmer, co-author of the book Sacred Gardens. Featuring music from the Clifton Cathedral Choir. (C) (S) Star for a Night. New series. Jane McDonald presents as five wannabe singing stars show off their skills in front of regular panellists Barbara Windsor and Nigel Martin-Smith. Joining them are guest judges Scott Robinson and Jade Jones. (C) (S) Antiques Roadshow. The team value a guitar once owned by Frank Ifield, a set of surgical instruments, two Russian Imperial Easter eggs and a large collection of brooches made from military collar badges. (C) Holiday on a Shoestring. Kate Humble explores the Turquoise Coast in Turkey, Nick Clark explores the Algarve and Harriet Saxton tours London on a tight budget. (C) (S) Down to Earth. Brian goes away on a course — and finds himself in trouble with the police. Meanwhile, Marcus is left in charge of the busi­ ness and comes up with a way to boost the takings, and Faith's atten­ tion turns to her guests. (C) (S) Green-Eyed Monster. Drama star­ ring Fay Ripley, about a woman whose marriage seems perfect — until her husband's murder by a jeal­ ous neighbour reveals a lurid tale of deceit and simmering sexual passion lurking just beneath the surface. Con­ tinued after the news. (C) (S)


5.20 5.55 6.45 7.30 8.00 9.00


10.00 News; Weather. (C) 10.15 Green-Eyed Monster. (C) (S) 11.15 FILM: Come Die With Me (TVM 1994). Mike Hammer thriller, starring Rob Estes Pamela Anderson and Randi Ingerman; (C) Weatherview.


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6.00 WideWorld. (R) (T) (S) 6.30 Dappledown Farm (R) 7.00 Beachcomber Bay. (R) (S) 7,30 Milkshakel (S) 7.35 Tickle, Patch and Friends (S) 8.00 Beginner’s Bible. (S) 8.30 Tintin. (R) S) 9.00 The Tribe. (R) (T) (S) 10.00 Core


News. (S) 10.05 Mega Babies. (R) (S) 10.30 The Big Question. (S) 11.00 It’s Your Funeral. (R) (S) 11.30 Movie Chart Show. (S) 12.00 Buildings of the Future. (T) (S) 12.35 5 News. (T) (S) 12.40 Wild Blue Waters. (T) (S) 1.10 Exclusive. (S) 1.40 MotoGP. Live coverage of the 500cc race. 3.20 Family Affairs. (T) (S)


5.35 FILM: The Sword In the Stone (1963). Disney version of the Arthuri­ an legend, following the animated adventures of a squire who is trained to be king by Merlin the Magician but finds that to secure the throne, he has to pull the mighty sword Excalibur from its resting place. (T)


_ 7.00 5 News and Sport. Headlines. (T) (S)


7.30 Motorsport Max. (S) 8.00 Deadly Dogs. Investigation into dan­ gerous canines; (T) (S) 5 News at 9.


9.00 FILM: The Assignment (1997). Pre­ miere. A CIA operative trains a Navy officer to infiltrate an International terrorist group. Thriller, starring Donald Sutherland; (T) (S) 5 News Late. Arrest and Trial. How San Diego - police wrongly arrested a man. (T) (S) Arrest and Trial. Sexual assault


11.15 11.45


involving drugs. (T) (S)


12.15 Poltergeist; The Legacy. (R) (T) (S) 1.05 Live Major League Baseball. (S) 4.15 Major League Baseball Replay. (R) (S)


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The Unforgettable John Le Mesurier, Granada, 10pm. “Would you mind awfully falling into line, please?” It doesn’t sound like the world’s best catchphrase, but when spoken by John Le Mesurier in Dad’s Army, th a t sentence had millions of viewers howling with laughter every w e e k . The actor played Sergeant Wil­ son for nine years, and the role made him a household name — even though he’d been in showbusiness for more than 30 years by the time the series began.


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This documentary ta k e s a look a t Le Mesurier’s life and career, from his early days to his death in 1983. Family and friends reveal th a t awa y from acting he was dogged by heartache and betrayal.


CHANNEL 4


6.00 Open University. 7.25 Object Lessons. (C) 7.30 Background Brief. (C) 7.45 The Final Frontier. 8.15 CBBC: The Prince of Atlantis. (R) (C) (S) 8.40 Zorro. (R) (C) 9.05 Casper. (R) (C) 9.30 Kenan and Kel. (C) 10.00 Byker Grove. (C) (S) 10.50 Student Bodies. (R) (C) (S) 11.15 Looking Good Tricks. (R) (C) 11.30 Super League Show. 12.30 Close Up North. (S) 1.00 Sunday Grandstand. (S) 1.05 World Superbikes. (S) 3.30 Athletics. (S) 5.30 FILM: Shenandoah (1965). Civil War drama. James Stewart and Glenn Corbett star. (C) Tales from the Global Economy. Following investment trails. (C) Shopology. The Concluding part exposes the ways in which experts make shopping a more enticing experience. (C) Trade Secrets. Handy hints from photography experts. (R) (C) When Louis Met Paul and Deb­ bie. Louis Theroux meets Paul Daniels and Debbie McGee to find out what the pair have been doing since the former TV magi­ cian hung up his wand. (R) (C) (S) FILM: From Dusk Ti ll Dawn (1996). Horror adventure, starring George Clooney. (C) _ FILM: A Family Thing (1996). Drama, Robert Duvall stars. (C)


7.10 8.00


8.50 9.00


9.50 11.30


1.15 Close. 2.00 BBC Learning Zone.


6.05 The Magic Roundabout. (R) 6.10 Pippi Longstocking. (R) (T) 6.35 Magic School Bus. (R) (T) 7.00 The Hoobs. (R) (T) 7.30 Party Animals. (R) (T) 7.35 Bug Alert. (T) 8.00 The Kids from Room 402. (T) 8.30 The Zack Files. (T) 9.00 T4: Mal­ ibu (T) 9.30 T4: Popworld. 10.30 T4: Hol- lyoaks. (T) 12.10 T4: Solo Spice. (R) (T) 1.25 T4: Music Special. (R) (T) 2.00 FILM: The Cruel Sea (1953). Wartime adven­ ture, starring Jack Hawkins. (T) (bw) 4.15


Stargate SG-1. (T) 5.05 Stargate SG-1. (R) (T) Scrapheap Challenge. New series. Construction challenge. (T) Accident Black Spot. A danger­ ous stretch of the M6. (R) (T)


6.00 7.00


7.30 8.00 9.00


Channel 4 News. (T) Testing God. Investigation into claims that humans evolved acci­ dentally by atoms. (T) FILM: The Shawshank Redemp­ tion (1994). A man jailed for mur­ dering his adulterous wife forms an extraordinary friendship with a fellow inmate. Uplifting drama, starring Tim Robbins. (T)


11.40 , . The Best of Borat. (R) (T)


12.10 Football Italia. (T) 1.15 World Wrestling Federation: Heat. (T) 2.05 Motorsport on 4. (R) 3.00 Motorsport on 4. 3.25 Atomic Tabasco. 3.45 Wild Islands. (R) (T) 4.40 Going Native. (R) (T) 5.40


Countdown. (R) (T) (S) 8.00


5.30 ITV News. 6.00 GMTV: News. 6.10 The Review. 6.45 The Sunday Pro­ gramme. 7.45 Pokemon. 8.05 Diggit. 9.25 CITV: Cow and Chicken. (R) (T) (S) 9.55 Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue. (T) (S) 10.20 Scooby, Scrappy and Yabba Doo. (T) 10.30 Sunday Morning. (T) (S) 11.30 My Favourite Hymns. (T) (S) 12.00 That’s Esther. (T) 12.30 Trailblazing. 1.00 ITV News; Weather. (T) 1.10 Back to the Front. (T) 2.00 Granada News; Weather. (T) 2.05 Take Time with Twiggy. (S) 2.35 FILM: Firefox (1982). Airborne action adventure, starring Clint Eastwood and


Freddie Jones. (T)


5.05 The Planet’s Funniest Animals. Rib-tickling collection of home- videos, in which troublesome pets reveal the wild animals lurking beneath their cute, fluffy exteriors. Granada News; Weather. (T) Dangerous Women. A mother returns to slalom canoeing after the birth of her second child, there’s a look at trial bike riding, and Cerys goes canyoning in the


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6.15 6.30


7.30


French Alps. (T) ITV News; Weather. (T) Survival Special. A polar bear uses its mighty power to deadly effect, smashing its way into a seal’s lair, while an ice-white female attempts to protect her young from a predator. (R) (T) (S) Coronation Street. Geena sorts through a bag of Linda's belong­ ings in the hope of finding clues as to her whereabouts, but is shocked to discover she has left behind all her favourite clothes. Elsewhere, Sally is public enemy number one as both Sarah and Rita have a go at her for her deceitful behaviour, while Fiz plants a big smacker on


a stunned Tyrone. (T) Midsomer Murders. A horse whisperer disappears in Newton Magna, bringing DCI Bamaby face to face with a long-standing adver­ sary. Murder mystery, starring John Nettles, Daniel Casey and Larry Lamb. (T) (S)


10.00 The Unforgettable John Le Mesurier. Intimate profile of the


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much-loved actor, whose portrayal of Sergeant Wilson in Dad's Army made him a household name, but masked a private life dogged by heartache and betrayal. (T) (S) ITV Weekend News; Weather. (T)


Granada Weather. Alpha: Will it Change Their Lives? The Rev Nicky Gumbel delivers a talk on prayer. (T) Faith and Music. Tim Booth describes how his music plays a vital part in his quest to achieve spiritual enlightenment. (R) (T)


12.25 Roar; (R) (T) (S) ITV News Head­ lines. 1.25 Eurythmics — Peacetour. (R) (S) 2.50 Trisha. (R) (T) (S) 3.50 Cybernet; (R) (S) ITV News. 4.20 ITV Nightscreen.


YORKSHIRE


12.30 Calendar Pick of the Week 2.00 Calendar News 5.30 Soccer Sunday 6.00 Calendar News and Sport 10.54 Local Weather 1.25 Parampara 4.10 Jobfinder


House on H au n te d H i l l , Sky M o v ieM a x , 10.00pm. Slick chiller-thriller Inspired by the V in c e n t P r ic e m ov ie of th e same name . Stephen Price (Geoffrey Rush) is an amuse­ ment park entrepreneur who enjoys frighten­ ing th e l iv in g d a y l ig h ts ou t of pa ying customers. At the request of his wife, Evelyn (F am k e J an s s en , p ic tu re d wi th Rush) , Stephen holds her birthday party a t a former m en ta l asylum w h e re dozens of p a t ien ts perished in a 1931 fire. Needless to say, this proves a recipe for disaster.


SKY PREMIER


6.10 A Kid in Aladdin's Court (PG) (1997) 8.00 Undercover Angel (PG) (1998) 9.45 A Midsummer Night's Dream (PG) (1999) 11.45 The Iron Giant (U) (1999) 1.15 Undercover Angel


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Midsummer Night's Dream (PG) (1999) 5.00 The Iron Giant (U) (1999) 7.00 My Brother the Pig (PG) (1999) 8.35 The Talented Mr Ripley (15) (1999) Drama, starring Matt Damon and Jude Law. 10.55 Psycho (15) (1998) Horror remake, starring Vince Vaughn. 12.40 One True Thing (15) (1998) 2.50 Twilight (15) (1998) 4.25 My Brother the Pig (PG) (1999)


SKY MOVIEMAX


5.00 Lloyd (PG) (2000) 6.25 Rockford Files: Punishment and Crime (PG) (1996) 8.00 Hot Shotsl (PG) (1991) 9.35 On Hostile Ground (PG)


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Misadventures of Amy Everhart (U) (1999) 12.55 The Creator's Game (U) (1999) 2.45 Rockford Files: Punishment and Crime (PG) (1996) 4.20 Hot Shotsl (PG) (1991) 5.50 On Hostile Ground (PG) (2000) 7.30 Maxvlew 8.00 The Apartment Complex (15) (1999) Thriller, starring Chad Lowe. 10.00 House on Haunted Hill (18) (1999) Horror, starring Geolfrey Rush. 11.35 The People Under the Stairs (18) (1991) 1.20 Dream House (12) (TVM 1998) 2.50 Desire and Hell at Sunset Motel (15) (1992) 4.30 The Misadventures of Amy Evorhort (U) (1999)


SKY CINEMA


5.25 Movie News 6.00 Tower of London (PG) (1939) 7.35 Tell In the Saddle (U) (1944) 9.05 Thot’s Entertainment III (U) (1994) 11.00 Tower of London (PG) (1939) 12.30 Toll In the Saddle (U) (1944) 2.00


Tho Ballad of Cable Hogue (PG) (1970) 4.00 That's Entertainment III


(U) (1994) 6.00 Angel and the Badman (U) (1947) 8.00 Batman Returns (15) (1992) Explosive sequel,Michael Keaton stars. 10.10 Deliverance (18) (1975) Disturbing thriller, Burt Reynolds Jon Volght and Ronny Cox star. 12.00 The Tlngler (15) (1959) 1.25 Nightwing (15) (1979) 3.15 Joshua Then and Now (15) (1985) 4.45 Cry of the Werewolf (PG) (1943)


SKY ONE


5.10 Max Steel. 5.35 Mummies Alive. 6.00 Hour of Power. 6.05 Reps In Ibiza. 7.00 Tintin. 7.30 Pokemon. 8.00 Pokemon. 8.30 Pokemon. 9.00 Max Stool. 9.30 Mummies, Alive. 10.00 America's Dumbest Criminals. 10.30 Simpsons. 11.00 World Wrestling Federation: Metal. 12.00 World Wrestling Federation: Tough Enough. 1.00 World Wrestling Federation: Superstars. 2.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 3.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 4.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 5.00 Xena: Warrior Princess. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 Futurama. 7.30


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Rush Hour, Sky MovieMax, 8.00pm. With the sequel being one of the most lucrative hits of the year, here’s another chance to catch the hilarious mart ial ar ts comedy th a t set the ball rolling. J a c k ie Chan and Chris Tucker (pic tured) he ad th e c a s t , w h i le Th e Full Monty's Tom Wilkinson plays the obligatory English villain. The plot is simple enough: A Hong Kong detective is sent to Los Angeles to in v e s t iga te a kidnapping, but his over- enthusiastic pursuit of the criminals leads to mayhem. Ken Leung also features.


SKY PREMIER


6.00 Heortwood (PG) (1998) 8.00 Merlin and the Sword (PG) (1985) 10.00 The Muse (PG) (1999) 12.00 Hayley Wagner, Star (PG) (1999) 1.45 You've Got Mall (PG) (1998) 3.45 The Muse (PG) (1999) Comedy, starring Jelf Bridges. 5.45 Hayley Wagner, Star (PG) (1999) Teen drama, starring Bethany Richards. 7.30 Preview Show 8.00 You’ve Got Mall (PG) (1998) Romantic comedy, starring Tom Hanks. 10.00 The Green Mile (18) (2000) Premiere. Supernatural drama, starring Tom Hanks. 1.05 Bulworth (18) (1998) 2.55 Playing God (18) (1997) 4.30 Merlin and the Sword (PG) (1985)


SKY MOVIEMAX


6.55 Testament (PG) (1983) 8.40 Take Mo Home: The John Denver Story (PG) (TVM 2000) 10.15 Smoke Signals (PG) (1998) 12.00 Rockford Files: Friends and Foul Play (PG) (TVM 1995) 1.45 Lloyd (PG) (2000) 3.15 Testament (PG) (1983) 4.50 Take Me Home: The John Denver Story (PG) (TVM 2000) 6.25 Smoke Signals (PG) (1998) Drama, starring Adam Beach. 8.00 Rush Hour (12) (1998) Comedy adventure, starring Jackie Chan. 9.40 Detroit Rock City (15) (1999) Comedy, starring Giuseppe Andrews. 11.15 8mm (18) (1999) 1.20 The Corruptor (18) (1999) 3.10 True Colours (15) (1991)


SKY CINEMA


6.25 Movie News 6.00 The Long Ships (PG) (1964) 8.00 The Mad Magician (PG)


(1954) 9.15


Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (U) (1953) 11.00 Dr Strangelove (PG) (1963) 1.00 The Long Ships (PG) (1964) 3.00 Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (U) (1953) 4.45 The Mad Magician (PG) (1954) 6.00 Dr Strangelove (PG) (1963) Black comedy, starring Peter Sellers. 8.00 When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth (PG) (1970) Prehistoric adventure. Victoria Vetri stars. 10.00 Full Metal Jacket (18) (1987) Acclaimed Vietnam War drama, starring Matthew Modine. 12.00 Cisco Pike (15) (1971) 1.35 Rough Magic (12) (1995) 3.20 Slaves of New York (15) (1989) 4.45 Cry of the Werewolf


(PG) (1943) SKY ONE


5.10 Oprah Winfrey. 6.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 7.00 Tintin. 7.30 Pokemon. 8.00 Pokemon. 8.30 Pokemon. 9.00


Max Steel. 9.30 Mummies Alive. 10.00 America's Dumbest Criminals. 10.30 The Simpsons. 11.00 World Wrestling Federation: Smackdown. 1.00 World Wrestling Federation: Livewiro. 2.00 StarTrek: Deep Space Nino. 4.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.30 Vampire High. 6.00 Roswell High. 7.00 The Simpsons. Animation. 8.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 8.30 Friends. Comedy. 9.00 Angel. 10.00 Dark Angel. 11.00 Reps in Ibiza. 12.00


World Wrestling Federation: Smackdown. 1.50 Friends. 2.15 Reps in Ibiza. 3.05 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. 4.45 Beach Patrol.


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 90 Minutes. 7.30 Racing News. 8.00 World Wrestling Federation: Classics. 9.00 Soccer AM. 12.00 Soccer Saturday. 5.30 Live Scottish Football. Hearts v Rangers (Kick-off 5.35pm). 8.00 NFL: Season Preview. 8.30 World Sport Special. 9.00 World Wrestling Federation: Smackdown. 10.55 Classic Premiership. 11.00 Scottish Football. 1.00 Spanish Football. 3.00 World Wrestling Federation: Smackdown. 4.55 Classic Premiership. 5.00 Motor Sport 5.30 NFL: Season Preview.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Kartmasters. 7.00 Australian Rules Football. 9.00 Super League. 10.30 Live Australian Rugby League. 12.30 Max Power. 1.30 Live Rugby Union. Harlequins v Bristol Shoguns. 4.00 Live Tennis. US Open: The men's semi-finals. 11.00 Rugby Union Update. 12.30 NFL. 1.00 Live Tennis. US Open: Women’s final. 3.30 Motor Sport. 4.00 Super League.


SKY SPORTS 3


9.30 US Golf. 12.00 Live European Golf. The Omega European Masters.


4.00 Seniors Golf. 6.00 Live Super League. Wakefield v Hudderslield. 8.00 Three Sixty Surfing. 8.30 Motor Sport. 9.00 US Golf. 11.00 European


Golf. 1.00 Close. EUROSPORT


7.30 Mountain Biking. 8.00 Equestrianism. 9.00 Motorcross. 10.00 Rallying. 11.00 Rugby Union. 1.00 Tennis. 4.00 Superbikes. 5.00 MotoGP. 7.30 Rugby Union. 9.00 Super Racing Weekend. 10.30 British Eurosport News. 10.45 Cycling. 11.45 MotoGP. 12.45 British Eurosport News. 1.00 Close.


UK GOLD


6.00 Dad's Army. 6.40 Neighbours. 8.00 Blake's 7. 9.05 Doctor Who. 11.00 The A-Team. 12.00 New Adventures of Superman. 1.00 Good Lite. 1.40 Bread. 2.20 Last of the Summer Wine. 3.00 Open All Hours. 3.40 The Bill. 6.00 New Adventures of Superman. 7.00 My Hero. 7.40 Keeping Up Appearances. 8.20 Only Fools and Horses. 9.00 Fawlty Towers. 9.40 Fawlty Towers. 10.20 Fawlty Towers. 11.00 Fawlty Towers. 11.40 Fawlty Towers. 12.20 Fawlty Towers. 1.00 Only Fools and Horses. 1.35 Down to Earth. 3.00 FILM: Escape to Athena.


LIVING


6.00 Ready Steady Cook. 6.30 Ready Steady Cook. 7.00 Tiny and Crew. 7.20 Little Antics. 7.25 Barney and Friends. 8.00 Wizadora. 8.15 Katie and Orbie. 8.45 Rosie and Jim. 9.00 Petals. 9.10 Mumble Bumble.


9.20 Blobs. 9.30 Barney and Friends. 10.00 Home and Away. 12.00 Exposure. 12.30 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction. 1.30 FILM: Dangerous Evidence. 3.20 Entertainment Nowl 3.30 Will and Grace. 4.00 Will and Grace. 4.30 FILM: Mr Destiny. 6.30 Crossing Over. 7.30 Ricki Lake. 8.20 Maury Povlch. 9.10 Maury Povich. 10.00 Jerry Springer. 10.50 Jerry Springer. 11.40 Women Talk Sex. 12.00 Eden. 12.30 Bedtime Stories. 1.00 Bedtime Stories. 1.30 The Stag and Hen Show. 2.00 Screenshop.


GRANADA PLUS


6.00 Cribb. 7.00 Plus on Plus. 7.30 Batman. 8.00 Not on Your Nellie.


8.30 You're Only Young Twice. 9.00 Hogan's Heroes. 9.30 Shang-A- Lang. 10.00 Mission: Impossible. 11.00 Hawaii Five-O. 12.00 Cribb. 1.00 Dandelion Dead. 2.00 Poirot. 3.00 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. 4.00 Outside Edge. 5.00x The Professionals. 6.00 The Brian Conley Show. 6.30 Strange But True. Unexplained stories. 7.00 Fame. 8.00 Adventures ol Sherlock Holmes. 9.00 Ruth Rendell Mysteries. 10.00 Hill Street Blues. 11.00 The Professionals. 12.00 Stay Lucky. 1.00 Hill Street Blues. 2.00 Close.


SCI-FI


8.00 Amazing Stories. 8.30 Amazing Stories. 9.00 Fantasy Island. 10.00


Bionic Woman. 11.00 Wonder Woman. 12.00 Twilight Zone. 12.30 Twilight Zone. 1.00 Twilight Zone. 1.30 Twilight Zone. 2.00 Sightings. 3.00 Sightings. 4.00 seaQuest DSV. 5.00 seaQuest DSV. 6.00 Mercy Point. 7.00 Amazing Stories. 7.30 FILM: Apollo 13. True-lile drama, starring Tom Hanks. 10.00 FILM: Drive. Futuristic thriller, starring Mark Dacascos. 12.00 FILM: Tokyo Revelation. Manga animation. 1.05 FILM: Castle of Cagllostro. 3.05 Giant Robo. 4.00 Shop America.


BBC CHOICE


6.00 Wild Weekend. 6.30 CBBC on Choice. 9.30 CBBC on Choice. 12.30 CBBC on Choice. 3.30 CBBC on Choice. 6.30 Wild Weekend. 7.00 EaslEnders. 8.00 The Weakest Link Welsh Special. 8.45 Masters of Combat. 9.30 Coupling. 10.00 Bill Hicks: Relentless. 10.50 We Are History. 11.00 New Comedy Awards.


'12.00 Brooklyn South. 12.45 TOTP 2.1.30 Radio 1 TV. 2.00 Close.


ITV 2


9.25 Emmerdale. 11.45 Fortune Hunter. 12.40 The Incredible Hulk. 1.35 Secret Agent Man. 2.30 The Goal Rush. The day’s football action. 5.10 Sheena. 6.00 CD UK. 7.00 Rich and Famous Uncut. 8.00 Chart Choice. 8.15 Giants. 8.45 Giants. 9.15 Inspector Morse. 11.15 Who Wants To Be a Millionaire? 12.15 Rich and Famous Uncut. 1.15 The Late Show with David Letterman. 2.05 Secret Agent Man. 2.55 Time


Life Music. 3.25 Close.


I WHAT is corked wine? - well certainly not the small bits of cork floating in your glass. This is more


I corked wines is a I chemical Compound called 2,4,6, trichlo- ranisole or TCA for short, which (can be smelt at concentra­ tions of just) a few


The real culprit of ;


I likely a poor corkscrew or, if in a restaurant an inefficient wine I waiter.


| parts per trillion. The process of har-


I vesting the cork bark and turning this into


I actual corks is a long one that involves sev eral stages to purify the bark. Occasionally the chlorine com­ pound used prior to washing and drying the bark can react with phenoli in the bark to produce TCA, which is converted, by moulds growing on or in the cork, to produce


I the smell we call | corked or corkiness. This smell is a cross


I between mouldy damp mushroom compost and well-rotted manure and, once smelt, will never be


I forgotten. At this stage you should not


I drink the wine. A good I indication and the rea­ son why wine waiters smell the cork taken from a bottle is just so


[they can ascertain if the bottle is likely to


| be corked. The opinion, within


I the wine industry, as to the extent of the


I problem lies between 2% of all bottles pro-


Iduced to 10%. My own experience is less


than 1%. This is part of the reason why the wine industry has introduced "plastic


| corks." ' So what should and


| could you do with a corked bottle. Firstly, you cannot know when you buy a bottle that it may be corked and, if you take it back to where,,you


purchased it; you will get a replacement.


___________


Family Guy. 8.00 Dream Team. 9.00 FILM: Beverly Hills Cop II. Comedy adventure, starring Eddie Murphy. 11.00 Hotter Sex. 12.00 Andromeda. 1.00 TBA. 1.50 Hotter Sex. 2.40 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 3.30 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 4.20 Star Trek: The Next Generation.


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Aerobics Oz Style. 6.30 World Sport Special. 7.00 Tennis. 9.30 Jimmy Hill's Sunday Supplement. 11.00 Goals on Sunday. 1.30 Jimmy Hill’s Sunday Supplement. 3.00 Live Super Sunday Football. Charlton Athletic v Fulham (Kick-off 4.00pm). 6.30 Live Spanish Football. Barcelona v Rayo Vallecano. 9.00 Football Special. The weekend's main match­ es. 10.00 Barcelona v Rayo Valle­ cano: Excess. 12.00 Spanish Football. 2.00 European Golf. 4.00 Close.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 German Football. 7.30 Spanish Football. 9.30 Drag Racing. 10.00 US Golf. 12.00 Live European Golf. 4.00 European Seniors Golf. 6.00 Tennis. 8.30 Drag Racing. 9.00 Live Tennis. The US Open men's final. 12.00 Australian Rugby League. 2.00 Drag Racing. 2.30 Fastrax. 3.00 German Football. 5.00 Close.


SKY SPORTS 3


8.00 Super League. 10.00 Australian Rugby League. 12.00 Live One-Day Cricket. 3.00 Cricket Heroes. 3.30 Live One-Day Cricket. 6.30 American Football. 7.00 European Golf. 9.00 US Golf. 11.00 Drag Racing. 11.30 World Sport Special. 12.00 Close.


EUROSPORT


7.30 Tennis. 10.00 Live MotoGP. 3.00 Live Cycling. 4.30 Mountain Biking. 5.00 Tennis. 6.30 Supertiikes. 8.30 Super Racing Weekend. 11.00 All Sports. Highlights 11.30 British Eurosport News. 11.45 US Sports News. 12.00 NASCAR. 12.45 Car Racing. 1.30 US Sports News. 1.45 British Eurosport News. 2.00 Close.


UK GOLD


5.00 Poldark. 6.00 The A-Team. 7.00 Neighbours. 6.00 Blake's 7. 9.10


Doctor Who. 11.00 The A-Team. 12.00 The New Adventures of Superman. 1.00 The Good Life. 1.40 Bread. 2.20 Last of the Summer Wine. 3.00 Open All Hours. 3.40 The Bill. 6.00 The New Adventures of Superman. 7.00 2point4 Children. 7.40 My Family. 8.20 Only Fools and Horses, david Jason stars. 9.00 Cracker. 11.05 The Jasper Carrott Trial. 11.45 Lei Them Eat Cake. 12.25 The Fall , and Rise of Reginald Perrin. 1.00 Casualty. 2.00 Only Fools and Horses. 2.35 Cracker. 4.25 The Jasper Carrott Trial.


LIVING


6.00 Ready Steady Cook. 6.30 Ready Steady Cook. 7.00 Tiny and Crew.


7.20 Little Antics. 7.25 Barney and Friends. 8.00 Wizadora. 8.15 Katie


and Orbie. 8.45 Rosie and Jim. 9.00 Petals. 9.10 Mumble Bumble. 9.20 The Blobs. 9.30 Barney and Friends. 10.00 Brookside Omnibus. 12.00 Exposure. 12.30 Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction. 1.30 FILM: For the Children. 3.20 Entertainment Nowl 3.30 Oh Baby. 4.00 My Wife and Kids. 4.30 FILM: At the End of the Day: The Sue Rodriguez Story. Drama based on a true story, starring Wendy Crewson. 6.20 Entertainment Nowl 6.30 Crossing Over. 7.30 Ricki Lake. 8.20 Maury Povlch. 9.10 Maury Povich. 10.00 The Jerry Springer Show. 10.50 The Jerry Springer Show. 11.40 Women Talk Sex. 12.00 Eden. 12.30 Bedtime Stories. 1.00 Bedtime Stories. 1.30 The Stag and Hen Show. 2.00 Screenshop.


GRANADA PLUS


6.00 Hawaii Five-O. 7.00 Plus on Plus. 7.30 Batman. 8.00 Not on Your Nellie. 8.30 In Loving Memory. 9.00 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. 10.00 Emmerdale. 11.30 Plus on Plus. 12.00 In Loving Memory. 12.30 On the Buses. 1.00 Fame. 2.00 Starsky and Hutch. 3.00 Classic Coronation Street. 5.30 Bullseye. 6.00 Poirot. 7.00 Dandelion Dead. 8.00 Wycliffe. 9.00 The Chief. 10.00 Hale and Pace. 10.30 The New Statesman. 11.00 Bullseye. 11.30 The Wheeltappers and Shunters Social Club. 12.00 Stay Lucky. 1.00 The Chief. 2.00 Close.


SCI-FI


8.00 Amazing Stories. 8.30 Cybernet. 9.00 Fantasy Island. 10.00 The Bionic Woman. 11.00 Wonder Woman. 12.00 FILM: This Island Earth. 1.35 Cybernet. 2.00 FILM: Colossus: The Forbln Project. 4.00 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's The Lost World. 5.00 Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s The Lost World. 6.00 UFO. 7.00 Earth: Final Conflict. 8.00 Farscape. 9.00 Sliders. 10.00 Poltergeist: The Legacy. 11.00 Poltergeist: The Legacy. 12.00 FILM: Progeny. 2.00 Quatermass. 3.00 Darkroom. 4.00 Shop America.


BBC CHOICE


6.00 Wild Weekend. 6.30 CBBC on Choice. 9.30 CBBC-on Choice. 12.30 CBBC on Choice. 3.30 CBBC on Choice. 6.30 Wild Weekend. 7.00 EastEnders. 8.00 EastEnders Revealed. 8.30 Come Fly with Me. 9.00 A Small Summer Party. 9.50 Sir Bernard's Stately Homes. 10.00 Hot Wax. 10.30 Patrick Kielty Live. 11.05 Radio 1 TV. 11.35 Tinsel Town. 12.15 Attachments. 1.05 Friends Like These. Hosted by Ant and Dec. 1.55 Close.


ITV 2


9.25 Crossroads. 11.45 Who Wants To Be a Millionaire? 12.45 The Planet’s Funniest Animals. 1.15 Rich and Famous. 1.45 Coronation Street. 6.00 Soap Fever. 7.00 A Touch of Frost. 9.00 The Qrimleys. 9.30 Coronation Street. 10.00 The Vanishing Man. 11.00 Rich and Famous Uncut. 12.00 Fortune Hunter. 12.50 The Incredible Hulk. 1.60 Ghost Stories. 2.15 Time Life Music. 2.45 Close.


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