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0 1 2 8 2 4 2 6 1 6 1 MY FAVOURITE FILM by Mrs Iris West


What is your favourite f ilm of all time? "Pretty Woman."


Why do you like it so much? Because it gives you a feel-good factor. It is glamorous and romantic - a story with a beginning, a middle and a happy ending.


When did you first see this film? I first saw it at the Grand in Clitheroe, but I have seen it on video several times since.


What is your favourite part of the film?


When Richard Gere takes Julia Roberts for her new outfits.


^ _ , Who is yo u r fa v o u r i te


actor/actress? Richard Gere and Julia Roberts, of course.


9 Mrs West was given away by old friend, hear t throb singer Engelbert Humperdinck, when she recently married in Cyprus. Chatburn-born, she has returned north after many years as an entertainment agent.


BBC1


BILLY ELLIOT (Cert 15,112 mins) Drama. Jamie Bell, Julie


Walters, Gary Lewis, Jamie Draven, Jean Heywood, Stu­


art Wells. Billy Elliot (Bell) is a shy 11-


year-old living with his miner father (Lewis) and brother


Tony (Draven) during the 1984 miners’ strike. Determined to forge his son


in his own image, Billy's father sends him for boxing lessons, but the boy is more interested in ballet classes run by jaded Mrs Wilkinson (Walters). When Billy's old'man learns


his son has forsaken boxing gloves for ballet shoes, he is distraught: dancing is not a


manly pursuit. But he soon realises he has


let his macho pride cloud his BILLY ELLIOT: Alias Jamie Bell


judgement, and tries to raise the funds to send Billy to audi­


tions in London. RENT IT IF... you fancy


another pas de deux with Britain's favourite homegrown


film of 2000.


THE LITTLE VAMPIRE (Cert U, 91 mins) Family. Jonathan Lipnicki,


Rollo Weeks, Richard E Grant, Alice Krige, Jim Carter,


Pamela Gidley, Tommy Hink- ley.


Nine-year-old Tony Thomp­


son (Lipnicki) is terrified when a live vampire crash-lands in


his bedroom. Luckily, this bloodsucker is


Rudolph (Weeks), a friendly soul belonging to a long line of nocturnal wanderers who drink only the blood of cows. RENT IT IF... you're thirsty


for a bloody good family film with plenty of bite.


AND TO BUY...


| Julia Roberts claims her first Best Actress Oscar as cru­ sading mother in the legal drama ERIN BROCKOVlCH (Columbia Tristar Home Video, £13.99)... an American submarine crew steal an Enigma machine from a Ger­ man U-boat in the Oscar-win­ ning wartime action thriller U- 571 (Entertainment In Video, £ 1 4 .9 9 ) . . . Fred Flintstone (Mark Addy) and best friend Barney Rubble (Stephen Baldwin) discover love in the live action romp THE FLINT- STONES IN VIVA ROCK


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| VEGAS (Universal Pictures Video, £14.99)... two clans of simians learn the community spirit in the family animation A MONKEY'S TALE (Carlton


| Video, £10.99)... a young boy finds magic and friendship in his back yard in the children's adventure TOM'S MIDNIGHT


| GARDEN (MGM Home I Entertainment, £ 1 2 .9 9 ) . . . seven lads go on the pull in Greece in BROTHERS (Visu­ al Entertainment, £12.99).


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6.00 BBC News. 6.30 North West Tonight; Weather. 7.00 Weekend Watchdog. 7.3S Top of the Pops.* . 8.10 A Question ol Sport Grand | National Special. 8.50 The Weakest ,1


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: Unk, 9.30 IPs Only TV But l Like t,. 10.00 BBC News atTen O Clock.. 10.20 Regional Newa.:10.30 Live Golf: 2001 Masters. *11.30 Night, of the Running Mant.Weathendow.. I 1.05 FILM: Sox, Love and Cold Hard Cosh. 2.20 BBC Nows 24. y


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I 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.20 Tha Simp-' | 'sons': 6.45 Malcolm In the Middle., >7.05 .The:Fresh Prince of Bel-Air,* ?7.30 RadnguThe Night Before The I National. 8.00 Talking Undscapos: ,


: 8.30 Gardoners’iWorld 2001.9.00 | Live' GolC'2001 Masters, 10.30 >.Newsnlght.!1.35 The Best of lata* 2000:12.40 Tennis: Davis Cup.,


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/■Great Britain v Portugal;130 Bully * the" Vampire Slayer. 2.10 Close:


3.00 Learning Zone. S.OO.CIoso, * (GRANADA .


^OJOITV Evening.News: .Woather.;:l


7.00 Emmerdale. 7.30 Coronation I Street: 8.00 "The Brian Conley Show.,, 9.00 Tho Bill. 10.00 Barbara. 1030 ! Partv Fovcr. 11.00 ITV Weekend > Nows; Weathor. 11.20 Granada,


• News; Weathor.-11.30 Big Screen:; ,X-Certificato;i2.00 perversions ol*


"Science.*' 1230 Afterbum; ITV News *;Headllnds>2.25,BoxOff^AiTOnca.s


' 2.55 World Foolball. 3.20 World Sport; 3.50 Trisha; ITV, Nows Head-*;


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SKY PREMIER


6.10 Mel (PG) (1999) 7.55 Splitsville (PG) (1998) 9.40 Sabrina Down Under (PG) (1999) 11.10 Willow (PG) (1988) 1.25 Freaky Friday (U) (1977) 3.10 Toys (PG) (1992) Comedy, starring Robin Williams. 5.15 Willow (PG) (1988) Fantasy adventure, starring Joanne Whalley. 7.30 Preview Show The week ahead on Skys movie channels. 8.00 Star Wars: Episode 1 — The Phantom Menace (U) (1999) Premiere. Sci- fi prequel, starring Ewan McGregor. 10.15 The Matrix (15) (1998) Sci-fi adventure, starring Keanu Reeves. 12.35 Star Ware. Episode 1 — The Phantom Menace (U (1999) 2.55 Black Cat White Cat (15) (1998)


SKY MOVIEMAX 6.20 Airspeed (PG) (1997) 8.00 Life Stinks


(PG) (1991) 9.45 Secret of Giving (PG) (1999) 11.30 One Special Victory (PG) (1991) 1.15 Caddyshack II (PG) (1988) 3.00 Airspeed (PG) (1997) Thriller, starring Joe Mantegna. 4.45 Life Stinks (PG) (1991) Comedy, starring Mel Brooks. 6.30 Airplane! (PGf (1980) Spoof. Robert Hays stars. 8.00 Kissing a Fool (15) (1998) Romantic comedy, starring David Schwimmer. lo.ou Halloween: H20 (18) (1998) Horror, starring Jamie Lee Curtis. 11.30 Inferno (18) (1999) Drama, starring Jean-Claude Van Damme. 1.10 A Soldier’s Sweetheart (15) (199°) 3.05 Killers in the House (15) (1998) 4.35 Secret of Giving (PG) (1999)


SKY CINEMA Trip:. 2.55 Tale of tho Rat That


• Wrote. ,3.10 Identified Flying ':ObJert3:4.05>Witne8s::Surtendered


Wives; 5,00 Powerhouso. Political ( talking points, 635 Countdown. ' A I


CHANNELS' i o.oo 5'News; Weather.. 630 Family


.Affaire; S Nows Updalo; 7.00 WCW1 iWorfdwldo;;5 Nowa Updato. 8.00 ,


'.FILMt.Tho Island of Dr Moreau;'* No.55 FILM: Dark Passion. ,12.30;


Night Fever; 5 News at 9. 9.00 6.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 7.00 Pokemon. 7.30 1 Halifax lp.'2.16 FILM: Angol Baby. -


-3.50 Night Stand. 4.35 Russel ,* Grant’s postcaids.-4.45 Earth; Final* Conflict. 530100 Per Cent.; '


quaNfying7practiceVfrom Japan. 8.3° Extreme based djama with Kellie Ma£ 'npass|on Sports. 9.00 Extreme Sports Special. 9.30 Talent, i i .z u rassiu, p


Olympic Magazine. 10.00 Live C u r i i^ o m £ rigmo1 n2pocks; 1.35 Victoria Jackson. show. *,.05


6.00 Knife in the Water (PG) (1962) 7.35 Bus Riley’s Back In Town (PG) (1965) 9.10 Funny Farm (PG) (1988) 11.00 Starman (PG) (1984) 1.00 Knife In the Water (PG) (1962) 2.35 Bus Riley’s Back In Town (PG) (1965) Drama, starring Michael Parks. 4.10 Starman (PG) (1984) Sci-fi fantasy starring Jeff Bridges. 6.10 Funny Farm (PG) (1988) Comedy, starring Chevy Chase. 8.00 The Commitments (15) (1991) Musical comedy starring Robert Arkins. 10.00 City Heat (15) (1984) Comedy, starring Clint Eastwood. 11.45 The Super (15) (1991) Comedy, starring Joe Pesci. 1.15 Gas, Food Lodging (15) (1992) 3.00 For the Boys (15) (1991)


SKY ONE


Smackdown. 1.00 World Wrestling Federation: Livewire. 2.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. 3.00 Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. 4.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 5.00 Star Trek: Voyager. 6.00 Earth: Final Conflict. 7.00 The Simpsons. 7.30 Futurama. 8.00 The Simpsons. 8.30 King of the Hill. 9.00 Coppers. 9.30 Coppers. 10.00 Police Videos. Amazing footage. 11.00 CoP S - 11-30 Showbiz Weekly. 12.00 The Liver Run. 1.00 Water Rats. 2.00 Long Play. Music show.


SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Hold the Back Page. 7.00 Racing News. 7.30 Boxing Special: Countdown to Naz.


8.00 Soccer AM. 12.00 Soccer Saturday. 6.00 Live Super League. Castleford Tigers v


Wrestling Federation 11.55


2.00 Live Diving. The European Champions Cup from Stockholm. 4.00 UEFA Cup Football. 5.00 Motorcycling. 6.00 Basketball. 6.30 Ice Speedway. 7.30 Live Curling. From Lausanne in Switzerland. 10.00 Eurosport News. 10.15 Roller Skating. 11.45 Diving. 12.45 Eurosport News. 1.00 Close.3.00 Live Motorcycling. The Suzuka 125cc Grand Prix from Japan. 4.15 Live Motorcycling. The 250cc MotoGP from Suzuka.


UK GOLD


Warrington Wolves (Kick-off 6.05pm). 8.oo ^ me Goes By 3-00 ’Alio ’Alio! 3.35 The A 8,20 Dad’s Army. 9.00 One Foot


Six Nations Rugby Union. 9- ° ° B° x'"9 Bill. 5.40 Dad’s Army. 7.00 Dad’s Army. 7.40 Special: The Final Countdown. 10.00 Worid FoHoratinn: Smackdown.


. Classic Premiership. 12.00 Spanish Football.


2 00 World Wrestling Fe'?eral'° ’ Smackdown. 3.55 Classic Premiership. 4.00


Six Nations Rugby. 5.00 Ten Pin Bowling. SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Sports Unlimited. 7.00 Sports 8.00 Racing News. 8.30 Live World Wide


Rugby. Otago Highlanders v New South Wales Waratahs. 10.30 Live Australian Ruabv League. Cronulla Sharks v Sydney Roosters. 12.30 World Sport Special. 1.00 Boxing Special: Countdown to Naz. 1.30 Live Six Nations Rugby Union. England v France (Kick-off 2.30pm). 5.00 Boxing Special Countdown to Naz. 5.30 World Sport Special. 69 0 Uve Basketball. 8.00 Australian Rules Football 610.00 Davis Cup Tennis. 1.00 Super League. 3.00 Basketball. 5.00 Max Power.


SKY SPORTS 3


9.00 Davis Cup Tennis. 12.00 Australian fiiiIps Football. 2.00 Table Tennis. 3.00 Australian Rugby League. S.OO World Motor


Sports. 7.30 Live Spanish Football. A top game from Spain’s Pnmera L ^ * * 1°-00 Australian Football League. 12.00 Close.


EUROSPORT


in the Algarve. 10.55 Three Fights, Weddings and a Funeral. 11.40 Coupling. 12.20 Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased). 1.30 Sunburn. 2.30 One Foot in the Algarve. 4.15 Three Fights, Two Weddings and a Funeral.


,, ai„— „ inrtK Thrnn Finhts. Two UK DRAMA


7.00 Secret Army. 8.00 Ballykissangel. A mystery woman arrives in the village. 9.00 Eureka Street. 10.05 Eureka Street. 11.10 FILM: I Went Down. Road movie, starring Brendan Gleeson. 1.05 Eureka Street. 2.15 Eureka Street. 3.15 FILM: I Went Down Road movie, starring Brendan Gleeson. 5.00 Secret Army. 6.00 Ballykissangel. 7.00 Close.


LIVING


6 00 Ready Steady Cook. 6.30 Victorias Principal Secret. 7.00 Rosie and Jim. 7.15 The Blobs. 7.25 Wizadora. 7.35 Mumble Bumble. 7.40 Tiny Tales. 7.45 Polka Dot Shorts. 7.55 Practical Parenting. 8.00 Bug Alert. 8.25 Gumdrop. 8.30 Rosie and Jim. 8.45 Mumble Bumble. 8.50 Practical Parenting. 9.00 Katie and Orbie. 9.30 Franklin. 10.00 Ricki Lake. 10.50 Maury Povich. 12.30 Judge Judy. 1.00 FILM: Before He Wakes. Fact-based thriller, starring Jaclyn Smith. 2.50 Yes Dear. 3.20 The Real Dating Show 3.50 Famous Homes and Hideaways.


5.00 Live Motorcycling Qualitying.or the ^ ■ I


5.00 Bergerac. 6.00 Waiting for God. Waiting for God. 7.05 ’Alio ’AHo! Neighbours. 9.30 FILM: Twelve O Clock Hiqh. World War Two drama, with Gregory Peck. 12.00 The A-Team. 1.00 It Ain’t Half-| Hot, Mum. 1.40 Are You Being Served? 2.20


6.30 7.35


.......... ......... FRIDAY seTfor much flashing ^ “^ t“ bp ^ 8e^ S S i n b » d ^ m e across lit- SSSS.** f*“ rs>; x i? s s s .fs s s s sn* ! , ■*»«• v—' 11.35


7.00 Planet Saturday: Noddy in Toyland. (R) (C) (S) 7.30 The Itsy Bitsy Spider. (R) (C) (S) 7.50 Noah’s Island. (R) (C) (S) 8.15 Oscars . Orchestra. (R) (C) (S) 8.35 Silver Surfer. (R) (C) (S) 9.00 Live and Kicking. (C) (S) 12.10 News; Weather. (C) 12.15 Grandstand. Introduced by Sue Barker and Clare Balding. IS) 12.20 Football Focus. (S) 1.10 Grand National Build-Up. (S) 1.40 Racing rom Aintree. (S) 3.45 Martell Grand National. (S) 4.10 The Re-Run. (S) 4.45 Final Score. (S) 6.00 News; Weather. (C) Regional News and Sport. Auntie’s Bloomers Hall of Blame. Terry Wogan hosts a look at the perils of working for the BBC, featuring clips of hosts in precarious situations. (C) Star for a Night. Emmerdale actress Deena Payne and singer Kele Le Roc join resident judges Barbara Windsor and Nigel Martin-Smith as more contestants strive to impress. (C) (S) The National Lottery Jet Set. Eamonn Holmes introduces the quiz in which hopeful contestants battle it out for the holiday of a lifetime. (C) (S) Casualty. Penny heads for the country to seek reconciliation with her father, and a chance meeting with Finlay gives her much-needed moral support. Meanwhile, Chloe and Barney do stand-by duty at a wrestling match, and make them­ selves useful when a manager takes matters into his own hands. (C) (S) Parkinson. The king of chat wel­ comes actor Hugh Grant, currently starring in new release Bridget Jones’s Diary, as well as singing sen­ sation Robbie Williams and Silent Witness actress Amanda Burton. (C)


6.15 6.20


6.50 7.40 8.15 9.05


10.05 10.25


News; Weather. (C) Match of the Day. Ray Stubbs


introduces highlights of the day s Premiership games, featuring the match at Filbert Street between Leicester City and Coventry City. Plus, all the goals and talking points from the other matches in the top. flight. John Motson and Simon Brotherton commentate. (C) (S) Grand National Review. Clare Bald­ ing presents another chance to see this afternoon’s race at Aintree.


12.00 It's Only TV But I Like It. (R) (C) 12.30 A Question of Sport. (R) (C) (S) 12.30 Weath- erview. 1.05 FILM: Victim of Love (1993). Fact-based drama, Dwight Schultz, Bonnie Bartlett and Andy Romano star. (C) 2.30 Top of the Pops. (R) (C) (S) 3.05 BBC News 24.


6.05 Open University. 8.00 Weekend 24. (S) 9.00 Open University. 10.40 See Hearl On Saturday. (S) 11.25 The Sky at Night. (R) (C) (S) 11.45 The Phil Silvers Show. (R) (C) (bw) 12.10 FILM: Wonderful Life (1964) Musical comedy, with Cliff Richard and Una Stubbs. (C) 2.00 Live Tennis: The Davis Cup. Britain v Portugal. (S) 5.15 TOTP 2. Steve Wright presents as The Bee Gees render some of their greatest hits. (R) (C) (S) Horizon. Investigation into the Nasca Lines of Peru. (R) (C) Art That Shook the World. New series examining works of art which have influenced culture. (C) Walk On By: The Story of Popu­ lar Song. How producers came to dominate the pop music industry in the 1940s, and the later impact of Phil Spector’s ground-breaking production techniques on a gener­ ation of songwriters. (C) (S) Live Golf: US Masters. The US Masters. Subsequent pro­ grammes subject to change. (C) The Dave Gorman Collection. The comedian meets his namesakes. Last in series. (C)


6.00 6.50


7.40


8.30 11.00


11.30 Happiness. Danny's frustrations become too much. (R) (C) (S)


12.00 FILM: Twogether (1992). Drama. Nick Cassavetes stars. (C) 2.00 Close.


3.00 Learning Zone. 5.00 Close. CHANNEL 5


6 00 Russell Grant’s Postcards. (R) (S) 6.05 WideWorld. (R) (T) (S) 6.35 WideWorld R (T) (S) 7.00 5 News. (S) 7.30 Milkshake! (S) 7.35 Tickle, Patch and Friends. (R) (S) 8.00 Babar. 8.30 The Powerpuff Girls. (R) (S) 9.00 Mega Babies. (S) 9.25 Pet Project. (S) 9.55 Xena: Warrior Princess. (R) (S) 10.50 Home and Away: Back to the Bay. (R) (T) (S) 11-00 Core News. (S) 11.05 Beverly Hills, 90210. (T) IS) 12.00 FILM: Lovestruck (1996). Comedy, starring Cynthia Gibb. (T) (S) 1.45 5 News (T) (S) 1.55 The Wonder Years. (R) 2.25 Edge-


mont. (S) 2.55 USA High. (S) 3- f ™ e pepsi Chart. (R) (T) (S) 3.55 Daria. (R) (T) (S) 4.25 Trex. (T) (S) 4.55 The Tribe. (T) (S)


5.55 5 News and Sport. Headlines. (T) (S) FILM: Vice Versa (1988). Fantasy comedy. Judge Reinhold stars. (T) (S) Charmed. Prue and Phoebe break


6.00 7.50


8.45 9.00


the rules of magic. (T) (S) 5 News and Sport. Headlines. (T) (S) FILM: Red Sonja (1985). Sword-and- sorcery saga. Brigitte Nielsen and Arnold Schwarzenegger star (T)


10.50 FILM: I Posed for Playboy (TVM 1991). Erotic comedy about three women — an executive, a mother and a student— who agree to appear


nude in the famous men’s magazine. Starring Lynda Carter, Amanda


Peterson and Michele Greenes. (S)


12.40 Sunshine Golf. Highlights of the Voda- com Players Championship. (S) 1.40 Sports- week. (S) 3.10 FILM: Young Dillinger (1965). Gangster biopic, starring Nick Adams. 4.50 Jenny Jones. 5.30 Moto Grand Prix: Japan.


SATURDAY, APRIL 7TH PICK OF THE DAY


TOP TEN: 80S POP PIONEERS (Channel 4, 9pm) Nowadays the name Marc Almond offten causes manic laughter and disgust­ ing bad jokes, but in the Eighties, he was a member ot highly successful electro­ pop band Soft Cell- In this Top Ten programme, Marc reminisces about his time with the group and counts down his fellow kings of the synth and chairmen of the circuit board, from an era when gigs had as much to do with gigabytes as electric guitars. Other ar tists fe a ­ tured include Bronski Beat,


GRANADA


5.30 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV: News. 6.10 Rockabye Bubble. 6.30 Mac­ donald's Farm. 6.45 Ni Ni’s Treehouse. 7 10 Diggit. 9.25 SMTV Live. (T) (S) 11.30 CD UK (T) (S) 12.30 The Planets Funni­ est Animali (S) 1.00 'TV News; Weather m 1.05 Granada News; Weather. (T) 1.10 On the Ball. (T) 2.00 NBA 2001.2.30 Car-


2 3 5 ^ nRLM:‘Smokey and the Bandit II ■ (1980). The Bandit (Burt Rey- •


the first openly gay pop band. For many years following the split, th eir frontman Jimmy Somerville was a successful solo ar t ist , but many people are unaware of the real rea­ son he ditched his colleagues.


CHANNEL 4


5.55 The Magic Roundabout. (R) 6.00 The Magic Roundabout. (R) 6.05 Sesame Street. (R) 7.05 Blue’s Clues. (T) 7.30 Flash Gordon. (R) (T) 8.00 Trans Worid Sport. (T) 9.00 The Morning Line. 10.00 Gazzetta. 11.00 Surf Trip. 11.30 Freestyle Skiing. 12.00 Vee-TV. 12.30 Escape. (T) 1.00 Racing from Hamilton Park and Hereford. Races at 1.10,1.25,1.40,1.55 and 2.10. 2.35 FILM: Robin and Marian (1976) Medieval swashbuckler, starring Sean Connery. (T) 4.30 Great Estates. (T) 5.05 Brookside. Omnibus. (T) Channel 4 News. (T) (S) Battleships. The development of military vessels, continuing with the period covering 1914-1918. Science and the Swastika. The story of Werner Heisenberg, who headed the Nazis’ atomic bomb project. Last in series. (T) Top Ten: 80s Pop Pioneers. Counting down the kings of synth.


6.30 7.00


8.00 9.00


10.35 Hardcore. The Los Angeles pornography industry. (T)


11 55 Spaced. Daisy celebrates her birthday — but Marsha’s suspi­ cions threaten to spoil the fun. (R)


12.35 4Later: SF — UK. (T) 1.05 4Later: Karaoke Fishtank. (R) 1.35 4Later: Pets. (T) 1.50 4Later: Vids. (R) 2.15 4Later. Troma’s Edge TV. 2.45 4Later: Tromas Movie. 4.45 Wild Tales. 5.05 For Your Love. (T) 5.30 Countdown. (R) (T) (S)


8.15


phant to Texas. Road comedy, with Jackie Gleason. (T)(S) ,


4.25 ' .


5.20 5.30 5.45


6.15 7.15 9.15


10.15 10.29 10.30


Six Nations Rugby Union. Eng­ land v France. Jim Rosenthal intro­ duces highlights of this afternoon’s clash at Twickenham. Clive Wood­ ward’s England have had a lengthy lay-off from international rugby, but if they can recapture past form, Les Bleus' defence will be in for a torrid afternoon. (T) Granada News; Weather. (T) ITV News and Results; Weather. Catchphrase. Contestants try to deduce everyday figures of speech from visual clues. (T) (S) Don’t Try This at Hornet Davtna McCall challenges a man from Cheshire to complete a tandem sky dive, and Kate Thornton over­ sees a London woman’s attempt to edge along a 300ft-high spring­ board extending from the roof of Television Centre. (T) (S) Blind Date. Cilia plays Cupid to more bright young things searching for fun, romance and a turn in the limelight, finding out whether London recruitment consultant Michael and media student Emma from Kent hit it off in Gleneagles, and if Huddersfield graphic designer Lisa was left crying “cot" or “phew” on her date to the Greek Isles with Edinburgh accountant Alastair. (T) (S) Who Wants To Be a Millionaire? Chris Tarrant hosts the big-prize game show in which contestants attempt to answer 15 consecutive questions to win £1 million. (T) (S) Meet the Popstars. Davina McCall springs a few surprises as Hear’Say perform some of their songs, including the number one smash hit Pure and Simple. (T) ITV Weekend News; Weather. (T) Granada Weather. FILM: Assassins (1995). An ageing hit-man decides to hang up his gun — but discovers a young upstart is out to wreck his plans. Thriller, starring Sylvester Stallone and Antonio Banderas. (T) (S)


12.55 The Jerry Springer Show; (R) (T) (S ITV News Headlines. 2.15 Baywatch. (R) m (S) 3.00 Decks on the Beach. (R) (5) 3.40 World Football; (R) ITV News Head­ lines. 4.05 Box Office America. (R) (S) 4.35 Judge Judy. (S) 4.50 ITV Nightscreen.


YORKSHIRE


1.05 Calendar News and Weather 5.15 Calendar News and Weather 5-2° Goals Extra 10.29 Local Weather 4.50 Jobfinder


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SATELLITE, DIGITAL AND CABLE T V GRANADA PLUS


6.00 Emmerdale. 7.00 LA Law. 8.00 LA Law. 9.00 LA Law. 10.00 LA Law. 11.00 LA Law. 12.00 Cagney and Lacey. 1.00 Cagney and Lacey. 2.00 Cagney and Lacey. 3.00 Cagney and'Lacey. 4.00 Cagney and Lacey. 5.00 Cagney and Lacey. 6.00 The Good Old Days 7.00 FILM: A Handful of Dust. Drama, starring Judi Dench. 9.00 London’s Burning. 10.00 Mrs Merton. 10.30 Canned Carrott. 11.00 Dandelion Dead. 12.00 The Comedians. 12.30 Pushing Up Daisies. 1.00 The Brian Conley Show. 1.30 Bullseye.


SCI-FI


8.00 Amazing Stories. 8.30 Amazing Stories. 9.00 The Six Million Dollar Man. 10.00 The Bionic Woman. 11.00 Wonder Woman. 12.00 FILM: X: The Man with X- Ray Eyes. Science fantasy, starring Ray Milland. 1.35 Cybernet. 2.00 Amazing Stories. 2.30 Amazing Stories. 3.00 Farscape. 4.00 Quantum Leap. 5.00 Quantum Leap. 6.00 The, Burning Zone. 7.00 First Wave. 8.00 FILM: Star Command. Sci-fi thriller, with Jay Underwood. 10.00 FILM: Memory Run. Thriller. Saul Rubinek stars. 11.40 Glimpse. 12.00 FILM: Patlabor. 2.00 Battle Angel Alita. 3.00 The Ray Bradbury Theatre. 3.30 The Ray Bradbury Theatre. 4.00 Close.


HISTORY


6.00 UFOs: Then and Now. 6.55 A Small Piece of History. 7.00 Engineering Disas­ ters. 8.00 Biography: Caligula. 9.00 Spies. 9.30 Spies. 10.00 Puzzles of the Past. 11.00 Top Secret Missions of the CIA. 11.30 Top Secret Missions of the CIA. 12.00 UFOs: Then and Now. 12.55 A Small Piece of His­ tory. 1.00 Engineering Disasters. 2.00 Bio­ graphy: Caligula. 3.00 Spies. 3.30 Spies. 4.00 Puzzles of the Past. 5.00 Top Secret Missions of the CIA. 5.30 Top Secret Miss­ ions of the CIA. 6.00 World War Two in Colour. 7.00 Biography: Audie' Murphy. 8.00 Military Blunders: The Impregnable Gazala Line. 8.30 Military Blunders: A Bridge Too Far. 8.55 Small Piece of History. 9.00 Match of the Century: Gento. 9.30 Match of the Century. 10.00 Terror in the 20th Century. 11.00 Giants of the Century.,12.00 Close.


BBC CHOICE


6.00 CBBC on Choice. 7.00 TOTP 2.. 7.45 Techno Games 2001.8.30 45 Minutes. 9.00 Holby City. 10.00 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps. 10.30 Happiness. 11.00 Stressed Eric. 11.30 Terri McIntyre: Classy Bitch. 11.45 Terri McIntyre: Classy Bitch. 12.00 That Gay Show. 12.30 The RDA with John Gordillo. 1.00 Jack Dee’s Happy Hour. 1.30 45 Minutes. 2.00 Close.


ITV 2


9.25 Emmerdale. 11.45 Chart Choice. 12.00 NBA 2001. 1.00 NBA 2001. 2.00 Football First. 5.30 The Grimleys. 6.00 CD UK. 7.00 Felicity. 7.50 Chart Choice. 8.00 Popstars Australia. 9.00 FILM: Nowhere to Run. Action drama, with 'Jean-Claude Van Damme. 10.50 Boxing First. 12.20 The Late Show. 1.10 The Knock. 2.40 Close.


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