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7.00 Olympic Report. (S) 7.55 Olympic Grandstand. Presented by Steve Rider and Sue Barker. Including at 8.00 Athletics. 12.10 Men's Hockey. 12.30 Women’s Football. (C) (S) 1.00 EastEnders. Omnibus. (C) (S) 2.30 Zoo. (C) (S) 3.00 FILM: Donovan’s Reef (1963). Comedy, starring John Wayne and Lee Marvin. (C) 4.50 My Family. (R) (C) (S) 5.20 Lifeline. (C) (S) 5.30 News; Weather. (C) Regional News; Weather. Songs of Praise. Presented from Keswick in the heart of the Lake District. Diane-Louise Jordan sings along with a crowd gathered on the shores of Derwentwater. (C) (S) Wildlife on One. Film depicting the wild dogs of India in a new light. Though they're portrayed as villains in Kipling's The Jungle Book, is there another side to their nature? (C) (S) The Day Down Under. John Inverdale and Clare Balding round up the day's events at Sydney 2000, including news of Denise Lewis in the heptathlon and triple jumper Ashia Hansen. Plus, the 400m heats featuring Katherine Merry. (C) (S) EastEnders. Dot confesses all and Frank plots to get rid of Roy. while Ian stands up to the Slater sisters, and comes out second best. (C) (S) Down to Earth. Marcus helps a friend, but gets in trouble with the police. Unable to tell his family, he has to sort out the problem entirely on his own. Meanwhile, Bill Thompson has his tractor stolen by a gang of local thugs and Wobble the pony disap­ pears from the stable. (C) (S) Other People's Children. Josie finds life a strain now Matthew's kids are living with them and Elizabeth is now engaged to Tom, but worries about Dale's possessive hold over him and decides to make changes. Drama, starring Lesley Manville. (C) (S)


5.50 5.55


6.30 7.00 8.00 8.30 9.20


10.10 10.25


11.10


News; Weather. (C) The Vicar of Dibley. The villagers celebrate Christmas, and Vicar Geraldine learns there is a price to be


12.00 Olympic Grandstand. Presented by Hazel Irvine, Roger Black and Sharron Davies. Including at 12.05 Athletics. 2.30 Ten­ nis, Sailing, Beach Volleyball and Showjump­ ing'. 5.35 Gymnastics. Times may vary. (S)


paid for kindness. (R) (C) (S) Sins of the Flesh. Melinda Messenger is asked to strip naked in this last in the series. (C) (S)


6.45 Match of the Day. (R) (T) (S) 7.55 Olympic Grandstand. The gymnastics apparatus finals. (T) (S) 9.00 Breakfast with Frost. (T) (S) 10.00 The Heaven and Earth Show. (S) 11.00 Quincy. (R) (T) 11.50 Looking Good Tricks. (T) (S) 12.00 On the Record. (T) (S) 1.00 Olympic Grandstand. Presented by Sue Barker. Including at 1.05 Boxing. 1.25 Sailing. 1.35 Diving. 1.50 Table Tennis. 2.05 Ten­ nis. 2.30 Racing. 2.45 Weightlifting. 3.05 Racing. 3.20 British Superbikes. 3.40 Racing. 4.00 British Superbikes. 4.20 Racing. 4.35 Touring Cars. 5.25 Basketball. Times may vary. (T) (S) 5.55 Thunderbirds. (R) (T) (S) Star Trek: Voyager. (R) (T) (S) Art Zone: Review. With Ian Rankin and John Carey. (T) (S) Art Zone: Australia: Beyond the Fatal Shore. Robert Hughes retu­ rns to his homeland to investigate the effects of immigration. (T) (S) Trade Secrets. (T) (S) Never Mind the Buzzcocks. With Stuart Maconie. (R) (T) (S) Bottom. Comedy. (R) (T) (S) Bowie at the BBC. The legendary singer performs a selection of his hits. (T) (S) Cracked Actor. Profile of singer and actor David Bowie. (R) (T) (S)


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11.00


11.55 The Cops; (R) (T) (S) Weather. 2.00 BBC Learning Zone.


CHANNEL 5


6.00 Nick's Quest. (R) (T) (S) 6.30 Champions ot Nature. (R) (T) (S) 7.00 Beachcomber Bay. (R) (S) 7.30 Milkshake! (S) 7.35 Tickle, Patch and Friends. (R) (S) 8.00 Angel Wings. (S) 8.15 Angel Wings. (S) 8.30 Alvin and the Chipmunks. (R) 9.00 The Tribe. (R) (T) (S) 10.00 Core News. (S) 10.05 Miracles of Faith. (S) 10.35 Burke’s Law. (R) 11.30 The Movie Chart Show. (R) (S) 12.00 High 5. (R) (T) (S) 12.30 5 News at Lunchtime. (T) (S) 12.40


Abba Jukebox. (R) (S) 1.10 100 Per Cent Abba. (R) (S) 1.40 Abba in Concert: Live. (R)


(S) 2.45 Exclusive. Entertainment news. (S) 3.20 Family Affairs. Omnibus. (T) (S) 5.35


6.30 7.00 7.30


8.00 8.55


Abba: Bjorn Again. Insight into the Abba tribute band Bjorn Again. (R) (S) Jailbreak. Game show. (S) 5 News and Sport. Headlines. (T) (S) What Went Wrong? A driver trapped in his burning vehicle. (S) Martial Law. A dog witnesses the mur­ der of its owner and teams up with


kung fu expert Sammo. (T) (S) 5 News Update. (S)


9.00 FILM: F/X2 Illusion (1991 Bryan Brown Rollie Tyler - with tough pc eye Brian De corruption sc«


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6.20 Candleshoe (PG) (1977) 8.00 The Karate Kid Part II (PG) (1986) 10.00 Deep Impact (PG) (1997) 12.00 Addams Family Reunion (PG) (1997) 1.30 Bartok


the Magnificent (U) (1999) 3.00 Superman (PG) (1978) Comic-strip adventure, starring Christopher Reeve. 5.30 Barry Norman’s Film Night The veteran film critic casts his eye over The Virgin Suicides. 6.00 Deep Impact (PG) (1997) Apocalyptic thriller, starring Robert Duvall. 8.00 Star Trek: Insurrection (PG) (1998) Sci-fi adventure, starring Patrick Stewart. 10.00 Starship Troopers (18) (1997) Sci-fi adventure, starring Casper Van Dien. 12.10 The X Files (15) (1998) 2.15 Gattaca (15) (1997) 4.05 Star Trek: Insurrection (PG) (1998)


SKY MOVIEMAX


6 00 Caddyshack II (PG) (1988) 8.00 Harvest (U) (1993) 10.00 Little Miss Magic (PG) (1996) 11.30 Movie Magic: Four Heads Are Better Than One 12.00 Jock (PG) (1995) 1.45 My Mother the Spy (PG) (1999) 3.30 Caddyshack II (PG) (1988) Comedy, starring Jackie Mason. 5.25 UK Top Ten Films currently on release. 5.40 The Wedding (PG) (1997) Romantic drama, starring Halle Berry. 7.30 Maxview Previews. 8.00 Best Men (15) (1997) Action comedy, starring Drew Barrymore. 10.00 Very Bad Things (18) (1998) Black comedy, starring Christian Slater. 11.40 Bachelor Party (18) (1984) Zany comedy. 1.25 Circle ot Deception (18) (1999) 2.55 Homegrown (18) (1998) 4.40 Movie Magic; Four Heads Are Better Than One


SKY CINEMA


5.00 The Out of Towners (PG) (1970) 7.45 The Seven Little Foys (U) (1955) 9.15 Things Change (PG) (1988 11.00 The Out of Towners (PG) (197°)12.40 Beyond the Blue Horizon (U) (1942) 2.00 Titanic (PG) (1953) Maritime drama, starring Barbara Stanwyck 4.00 The Seven Little Foys (U) (1955) Vaudev,ke biopic, with Bob Hope. 6.00 Things Change (PG) (1988) Crime comedy, starring Don Ameche. 8.00 Once Around (15) (1991) Romantic comedy, starring Richard Dreyfuss. 10.00 Presumed Innocent (18) (1990) Mystery thriller, starring Harrison Ford. 12.10 Paranoiac (15) (1963) 1.35 Once Around (15) (1991) 3.30 Titanic (PG) (1953)


SKY ONE


6.00 Hour of Power. 7.00 Tintin. 7.30 Rescue Heroes. 8.00 Mega Babies. 8.30 Pokemon. 9.00 The Simpsons. 9.30 Mummies Alive. 10.00 Roswell Conspiracies. 10.30 Starship Troopers. 11.00 World Wrestling Federation: Metal. 12 00 World Wrestling Federation: Superstars. 1.00 Relic Hunter. 2.00 Higher


Very Bas Things, Sky MovieMax, 10.00pm. Not new movies on satellite, but at least this blacr worth another look. After all, with Cameron Di Christian Slater giving his best performance lr. worse ways to spend a Sunday night. It centre theme of wild night gone wrong. A bunch of nr for a stag night, one of them gets a little over er (Kobe Tai) and she ends up dead. A good so art Copeland of Police fame while the savage tion by Peter Berg make Very Bad Things a ve


Ground. 3.00 Melrose Place. 4.00 Popular. 5.00 Smash Hits TV. 6.00 The Simpsons. 6.30 The Simpsons. 7.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 7.30 The Simpsons. 8.00 Malcolm in the Middle. 8.30 The Simpsons. 9.00 Sky One Event of the Week: Not ’Arf. 10.00 Best of Ibiza Uncovered. 11.00 Time Gentlemen Please. 11.30 Son of the Beach. 12.00 Good vs Evil. 1.00 Prey. 2.00


Chicago Hope. 3.00 Long Play. SKY SPORTS 1


6.00 Aerobics Oz Style. 6.30 Sports Auction Preview. 7.00 Spanish Football. 9.00 Saturday Fight Night. 11.00 Rugby Union. 12.30 Live European Golf. 3.00 Live Super Sunday Football. Leicester City v Everton (Kick-off 4.00pm). 6.30 Live Spanish Football. 9.00 Goals on Sunday. 11 30 Beach Soccer. 12.30 Sports Auction Preview. 1.00 Live World Wrestling Federation: Unforgiven. 4.00 Close.


SKY SPORTS 2


6.00 Watersports World. 7.00 Aerobics Oz Style. 7.30 Clay Pigeon Shooting. 8.30 Motor Sport. 9.00 Soccer Extra. 12.00 Live Division One Football. Wolverhampton Wanderers v Norwich City. 3.00 Motor Sport 3.30 Live Basketball. London Towers Tournament. 7.30 Triathlon World. 8 00 Live US Golf. The Texas Open. 10.00 European Golf. 12.00 Spanish Football. 2.00 Beach Soccer. 3.00 Triathlon World. 3.30 Clay Pigeon Shooting. 4.30 Close.


SKY SPORTS 3


8.00 Super League. 10.00 US Golf. 12.00 Speedway. 3.00 Live European Golf 4.30 Sports Auction Preview. 5.00 Motor Sport. 5.30 Live Scottish Football. Hearts v Kilmarnock. 8.30 European Drag Racing. 9.00 Live American Football. 12.30 Close.


EUROSPORT


6.00 Olympic Games: Live Gymnastics. 8*30 Olympic Games: Live Weightlifting. 10.30 Olympic Games: Live Table Tennis- 11.30 Olympic Games: Rowing. 12.30 Olympic Games: Gymnastics. 1.30 Olympic Games: Athletics. 3.30 Olympic Games: Team Spirit. 4.00 Olympic Games: Diving 5.00 Olympic Games: British Extra. 5.30 Olympic Games: Weightlifting. 7.00 Olympic Games: Hockey. 8.00 Olympic Games:


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5.30 ITV Morning News. 6.00 GMTV: News Summary. 6.10 The Review. 7.00 The Sunday Programme. 8.00 Diggit. 9.25 CITV- S Club TV. (T) 9.55 The Angry Beavers. (R) (T) (S) 10.20 Oggy and the Cockroaches. 10.40 Power Rangers in Space. (T) (S) 11.00 Jesus 2000. (T) (S) 11.05 My Favourite Hymns. (T) (S) 11.35 Sunday Morning. (T) (S) 12.30 World Sport Special. (S) 1.00 Jonathan Dimbleby. (T) (S) 2.00 Granada News; Weather. (T) 2.05 Coronation Street. (R) (T) 3.05 Murder, She Wrote. (S) 4.10 FILM: The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938). Classic swashbuckler, starring Errol Flynn. 6.00 Granada News; Weather. (T) 6.05 Soccer Sunday. Highlights of the weekend's action in the league, plus features on the Premiership, and the Team of the Week.


6.45 ITV News; Weather. (T) 7.00 Kids Say the Funniest Things. Michael Barrymore meets talkative tots from all over Britain, canvass­ ing their beguiling opinions on life and love, before volunteering to be cut in half by members of Mersey­ side's Junior Magic Club. (T) (S)


7.30 Coronation Street. Natalie's good deed for the day puts Vinny's nose out of joint, but Hayley has plenty to smile about as Roy tells her he's had a change of heart. Ashley and Maxine celebrate their first


Saturday, September 23


HOOSIERS (1986): Gene Hackman is a blast as the abrasive coach of a high school basketball team. Bar­ bara Hershey and Dennis Hopper co-star, but Hackman, so good in everything he does, is the main scene-steal­ er. It was released in the UK as Best Shot. (GRANADA, 1.55pm) THE COLOSSUS OF RHODES (1961): Sergio Leone's big-budget historical drama with the talents of Rory Calhoun and Lea Massari. Sword-wielding warriors band together to revolt against their corrupt leaders and destroy an enormous statue guarding the port of Rhodes in the process. (BBC2, 3pm)


ROBOCOP 11 (1993): Cyborg 1


plod Robert Burke tackles a robot samurai in Fred Dekkehs engaging conclusion to the big screen Robocop saga. Comics legend Frank Miller penned the screenplay and the special effects are just above average. (GRANA­ DA, 10.20pm)


wedding anniversary in style, courtesy of Fred, while Gail comes to a difficult decision — stunning Martin into the bargain. (T)


8 00 Who Wants To Be a Millionaire? Chris Tarrant hosts the ultimate big-prize game show, challenging contestants to answer 15 consecutive questions in order to win the top prize — a cool £1 million. But the higher they aim, the more they risk losing. (T) (S)


OPPOSING FORCE (1986): Six top pilots training to with­ stand torture are forced into a life-or-death struggle with their insane commanding offi­ cer, who treats them as bru­ tally as if they were real pris­ oners of war. Tom Skerritt and Anthony Zerbe head the cast. (CHANNEL 5, 10.50pm)


9.00 Dirty Tricks. First of a two-part thriller, starring Martin Clunes as Edward, a hard-up language teacher whose dismay at being sacked by his slimy boss is soon eclipsed by an even bigger dilemma — becoming the police's prime suspect in the murder of wealthy, heavily insured accoun­ tant Dennis Parsons and his wife Karen. With James Bolam, Lind­ say Duncan and Julie Graham. Concludes tomorrow. (T) (S)


NEW YORK STORIES (1989): Three tales of life in the city that never sleeps from directors Martin Scorsese, Francis Ford Coppola and Woody Allen. The main char­ acters include a lovesick artist, a spoilt young schoolgirl and a Jewish lawyer with a mother complex. (CHANNEL 5 ,12.40am) WISE BLOOD (1979): One of


10.30 ITV Nightly News; Weather. (T) 10.44 Granada Weather. 10.45 F1: US Grand Prix. Jim Rosenthal introduces coverage from Indi­


110 Planet Rock Profiles. The Beautiful South. (R) 1.40 CD UK. (R) (S) 2.40 Cybernet. (R) (S) 3.10 Best of British Motor Sport. 3.40 F I: US Grand Prix; (S) ITV News Headlines. 4.35 ITV Nightscreen.


anapolis, the 15th round of the Dri­ vers and Constructors’ World Championships. Martin Brundle and Murray Walker commentate, while Tony Jardine offers expert analysis; (S) ITV News Headlines.


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Supersonic. 9.00 Starsky and Hutch. 10.00 The Darling Buds of May. 11.00 The Rag Trade. 11.30 Bless This House. 12.00 Nearest and Dearest. 12.30 Nearest and Dearest. 1.00 Holding the Fort. 1.30 The Odd Couple. 2.00 Bonanza. 3.00 Classic Coronation Street. 5.30 Brian Conleys This Way Up. 6.00 The Darling Buds of May. 7.00 The Benny Hill Show. 8.00 In Suspicious Circumstances. A murdered qangster. 9.00 Taggart. Part one. A writer receives a death threat. 10.00 Brian Conley's This Way Up. 10.30 Rising Damp. 11.00 Granada Men and Motors.


SCI-FI


8.00 Mercy Point. 9.00 Welcome to Paradox. 10.00 Timecop. Cristi Conaway stars. 11.00 Millennium. 12.00 Close.


HISTORY


12.00 Churchill and the Cabinet War Rooms. 1.00 Biography: Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. 2.00 America’s Century: Boom to Bust (1920-1929). 3.00 Seven Wonders of the World: Built to Last Forever. 4.00 Tales of the Gun: Wild Frontiers. 5.00 San Quentin. California's oldest prison. 6.00 Survivors of the Holocaust. 7.00 Escape From Colditz:


Escape Academy. 8.00 Close. DIGITAL


BBC CHOICE


6.00 CBBC on Choice. 7.00 Liquid News. 7.30 Match of the Day Greats. 7.45 Match of the Day Greats. 8.00 Gordon Strachan Meets Dominik Diamond. 8.30 World Cup Replay. 10.00 EastEnders. 11.30 EastEnders. 12.00 Liquid News. 12.30 World Cup Replay. 2.00 Close.


ITV 2


9.25 The Extremists. 9.55 Amazing Games. 10.25 Extremes Down Under. 10.45 Chart Choice. 10.55 Trisha. 1.05 Sunset Beach. 4.05 Coronation Street. 6.00 F1: US Grand Prix Live. Coverage from Indianapolis. 9.00 Inspector Morse. 11.00 Coronation Street. 11.30 Who Wants To Be a Millionaire? 12.30 Soap Fever. 1.30 Ghost Stories. 2.00 Ghost Stories. 2.30 Close.


ME, MYSELF & IRENE (Cert 15, 116 mins) A bad taste comedy wherein eternal loser and split-person­ ality sufferer Charlie Bailey- gates (Jim Carrey) meets the beautiful Irene (Renee Zell­ weger), a head groundskeep­ er at a golf club. When she witnesses dodgy dealings at the 19th hole, Charlie agrees to be her escort to Rhode Island police in upstate New York. In the excitement, he forgets to take his medication, unleashing his alter ego and wreaking havoc wherever he goes. Rating ★ ★


SPACE COWBOYS (Cert PG, 130 mins) Four ageing former pilots pre­ pare to blast off into orbit when a Russian satellite suf­ fers a complete systems fail­ ure. The only man who can fix the problem is satellite designer Frank Corvin (Clint Eastwood), who insists his former comrades - Tommy Lee Jones, James Garner and Donald Sutherland - join him in space. Suspend your disbelief and enjoy the ridicu­ lous. Rating ★


SHAFT


(Cert 18, 99 mins) This tamer-than-the-original thriller sees Samuel L Jack- son as John Shaft, a tough but fair NYPD.detective who trails college kid Walter Wade (Christian Bale), the killer of a


the last great movies for direc­ tor John Huston before his death in 1987. It's an intrigu­ ing drama with Hollywood's favourite rent-a-psycho, Brad Dourif, as a retired war veter­ an with no religious beliefs who becomes an obsessive travelling preacher. (BBC2, 12.45am)


Sunday, September 24


JOURNEY TO THE CENTRE OF THE EARTH (1959): Lengthy sci-fi adventure. James Mason stars as a dis­ tinguished professor who heads a daring expedition down an extinct Icelandic vol­ cano to the innermost point of the planet, and there discov­ ers a prehistoric land. Good- natured fantasy fun. (CHAN­ NEL 4, 1.40pm)


DONOVAN'S REEF (1963): John Wayne, Lee Marvin and Jack Warden star in this memorable drama. Three US sailors put down roots on an idyllic South Sea island. But problems start when Wayne's daughter arrives, and she's unaware of his new family. Directed by king of the West­ erns, John Ford. (BBC1,3pm)


F/X2: THE DEADLY ART OF ILLUSION (1991): Film spe­ cial effects wizard Bryan Brown is again hired to help police crack a difficult case, only to find himself being tar­ geted as a fall-guy when the bungling cops set out to cover up their failure. Enter Brian Dennehy as an ex-policeman to whom our hero turns for help. (CHANNEL 5, 9pm)


1. Scary Movie 2. Snatch 3. X-Men 4. Chicken Run 5. Stuart Little 6. Shanghai Noon 7. Gone In 60 S e c ­


onds 8. The Perfect Storm


9. The Closer You Get 10. Cherry Falls


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young black student (Omar Epps) in an unmotivated attack. Two years after skip­ ping bail to Switzerland, Wade is caught as he sneaks back into the US. But he posts bail and teams up with Dominican drug lord Peoples Hernandez (Jeffrey Wright) to exact his revenge on Shaft while the good cop searches for the one witness to Wade's crime. Rating ★


THE CELL (Cert 18, 109 mins)


A visual thriller takes us on a journey through the corridors of a serial killer's psyche. Catherine Deane (Jennifer Lopez) is a psychologist who has been experimenting with radical therapy allowing her to travel inside the subconscious of a patient. She ventures inside the thoughts of inge­ nious serial killer Carl Stargher (Vincent D'Onofrio) but is drawn deeper inside the nightmarish fantasy world and begins to lose grip on reality. Image is everything here, but the plot is incoherent and fails to compel. Rating * *


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