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Submit your good news here! Upbeat in Santa Rosa, California! JOKES & Humor # 1

A grasshopper sits down at a bar. The bartender says, “We have a drink named after you!” The grass- hopper replies, “Who names a drink ‘Steve?’” ~

Have you heard about Murphy’s Law? Yes. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. How about Cole’s Law? No. It’s julienned cabbage in a creamy dressing. ~

A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for books about paranoia. She whispers, “They’re right behind you!” ~

The Upbeat Times found some members of the staff at Kaleidoscope Toys in Santa Rosa, CA taking a moment to chill with one of the latest copies of good news! Steve Hutchinson, owner, (far left) recently moved to his new location 100 feet from the old one on Magowan Drive. The new location is 2402 Magowan Dr. Great Store...huge selection of toys...Great people! Steve is new to the paper and uses the Upbeat Times to advertise his store to all our readers. Thanks Steve! We look forward to your store re-opening after all this mess is over! ~ PAD

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Another man walks into a different library and orders a hamburger. The librarian says, “This is a library.” The man apologizes and whispers, “I’d like a hamburger, please.”

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With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. ~ Eleanor Roosevelt

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