SERVICE ABOVE SELF


NOVEMBER 2019: ISSUE 127


TO FIND OUT MORE ABOUT US Visit our Website, Facebook page or contact our secretary Grace Morris.


NOVEMBER CALENDAR and DUTIES


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Foundation Month


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TUESDAY 5th International and Foundation Team Meeting - Scores Hotel 5.45pm Speaker: Daniel Dykes Topic: RYLA - My experience. Reception: Iain MacKinnon Meal Tickets: George McIntosh


TUESDAY 12th Charity Cheque Presentations Reception: Angus Peters Meal Tickets: Eric Fraser


TUESDAY 19th Special General Meeting Reception: Gordon Rhind Meal Tickets: James Yule


TUESDAY 26th Speakers: Gayle Nelson and Brenda Steffens Topic: The Sunshine Kitchen Reception: Ian Black Meal Tickets: Brian Gray


WEDNESDAY 27th Charity Team Quiz Night New Golf Club, 7 for 7.30pm Teams of 4 required. Cost £10 per person to include a light supper.


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NB Please remember to arrange for a substitute if you are unable to fulfil your duty and inform Marilyn Rowan Rhind who will in turn inform Grace Morris and Irene Walker of any changes.


www.rotary-ribi.org/clubs/homepage.php?ClubID=1812 Facebook: Rotary Club of Kilrymont St Andrews email: secretary@Kilrymont.rotary1010.org


THE LAST LAUGH


A reporter interviewed a group of senior citizens for a newspaper feature to be entitled “Super Seniors”. He asked one lady what the secret of her youthful appearance was to which she replied, “I think a little bit of everything is the best way to stay healthy and happy. If you do things in moderation you can’t go far wrong!” “But madam,” the reported responded, “Your daughter told us earlier that you have, on several occasions, been seriously ill as a result of your lifestyle.” “Well, yes,” the woman responded. “But you can’t very well put that in your article can you now?”


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After avoiding it for several years, a retired man decided to bring himself into the modern age and get himself a computer. His young grandson, a dab hand at using the Internet, decided to help him get to grips with surfing the World Wide Web. “What’s this search engine thing then?” the man asked. “Oh! It’s great Grandad,” the grandson replied. “You just ask it a question and it gives you the answer. You can find out anything.” “Anything, eh?” the mad said, with a twinkle in his eye, and he typed in ‘What will next week’s winning lottery number be?’


PLEASE NOTE Copy for the DECEMBER


Edition should be with the Editor (gracefm47@gmail.com) by THURSDAY 28th NOVEMBER


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