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The world’s oldest piece of chewing gum is over 9,000 years old!
A coyote can hear a mouse moving underneath a foot of snow.
You cannot snore and dream at the same time.
Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women.
James Buchanan, the 15th U.S. president continuously bought slaves with his own money in order to free them.
A single cloud can weight more than 1 million pounds.
Earth has traveled more than 5,000 miles in the past 5 minutes.
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