SERVICE ABOVE SELF


JULY 2018: ISSUE 111 TO FIND OUT MORE ABOUT US


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JULY


CALENDAR and DUTIES *************************************


First Month of the New Year of Service


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TUESDAY 3rd Speaker: Jim Allison Topic: Whales, Bales and Sails - The Port of Dundee in the 19th Century Reception: Gordon Rhind Meal Tickets: Marilyn Rowan Rhind


TUESDAY 10th Speaker: Will Aitken Topic: Folly Reception: David Sandford Meal Tickets: Jim Douglas


W/B MONDAY 16th Committee Meetings to be held


TUESDAY 17th Speaker: Ewen Allan Topic: To be announced Reception: Forbes Lockhart Meal Tickets: Brian Gray


TUESDAY 24th Council Meeting 5.30pm Speaker: George Donaldson Topic: To be announced Reception: Kyff Roberts Meal Tickets: Mike Dow


TUESDAY 31st Business Meeting Reception: Ian Black Meal Tickets: Ranald Barrie


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NB Please remember to arrange for a substitute if you are unable to fulfil your duty and inform Marilyn who will in turn inform Deirdre, Grace and Irene of any changes.


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The Last Laugh It’s in the Stars


Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were on a camping trip. They had a fine bottle of wine with their supper and went to bed. Holmes woke up some time later, woke Watson and said, “Watson, look up and tell me exactly what you see.” Watson was silent for a minute then said. “Uh. Well I see millions and millions of bright, twinkling stars in a cloudless sky.” “And what does that tell you?” Holmes replied. Watson said, “Well, astrologically I can see Leo in Saturn; astronomically I see that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets; meteorologically, I predict that it will be a another beautiful day tomorrow and theologically, I see that God is all powerful and that we are very small indeed and quite insignificant in the scheme of things.” Holmes, after a few moments of disgusted silence said, “Watson, what a fool you are! Can’t you see that some scoundrel has stolen our tent?”


PLEASE NOTE Copy for the AUGUST


Edition should be with the Editor (gracefm47@gmail.com) by SUNDAY 28th JULY


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