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Stephanie & Kylie Love Western Farm Center!!


May is Merry A Sane ... continued from page 14


a glass of wine. 3) Stuff turkey. 4) Have a glass of wine. 5) Put turkey in oven. 6)Relax. Have another glass of wine. 7) Turk the bastey. 8) Wine of glass an- other get. 9) Ponder the meat thermometer.


10) Glass your-


self another pour of wine. 11) Bake the wine for 4 hours. 12) Take the oven out of the turkey. 13) Floor the turkey up off the pick. 14) Turk the carvey! 15) Get yourself another wottle of bine. 16) Tet the sable and pour yourself another glass of tur- key. Bon Appetit! ~Ellie


Enterprise? ... continued from page 14


ramic turtle and a stained glass butterfl y. But what if I take a liking to deer or rabbit statu- ary? Could I stoop to gnomes on toadstools? Please don’t let me succumb to wire and metal sculptures or wooden Indians and bears. No, I am quite sure this enterprise is a stable, sane, and grounding outlet. But I’ve learned to approach garden- ing with caution—an odyssey of earthy illusion and magical creation lie beyond that secret door.


Meet Stephanie and dog Kylie! She is a 3 year old rescued Rhodesian Ridgeback. She has been coming to WFC since she was 2 months old and she is all about the treats!


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“Painting is poetry that is seen rather than felt, and poetry is painting that is felt rather than seen.”


Leonardo da Vinci JOKES & Humor #7


A couple had been trying for a child for years, so they were ecstatic when they got up one morning, took a home pregnancy test, and found out the wife was expecting.


“Tom,” She yelled to her husband, “we’re going to have a baby!”


“Great,” he said and rolled over.


“How can you go back to sleep?” she asked.


Muttering into his pillow, he said, “I’m stocking up.”


Weird Facts & Fun Trivia #7


In 1591, London theatres were forced by law to close on Thursdays to give other entertainment, such as bear-baiting, a chance to thrive.


Oliver Cromwell banned theatre in England, as a sinful entertainment, in the mid-17th century.


The fi rst known actor was Thes- pis of Attica in the 6th Century BC. Hence the word ‘Thespian’.


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