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Horoscopes ~ MAY 2017 by Yerevan readingsbyyerevan@gmail.com


Aries (3/21 - 4/20)


If you have been waiting or preparing in some way to go in a new direction or start some- thing that is very significant and possibly life altering your chance to do so opens up dur- ing the next several months. You are ready to leave some aspect of your past behind for good. You know that there will be no turning back once you make this change. Some of you are simply yearning to simplify in what has become an overly hectic lifestyle


Taurus (4/21 - 5/20)


What is your spirit animal and when the last time you made a connection? Maybe you have more than one, or there is one appear- ing temporarily as an usher and guide into an- other realm or territory. This is not necessar- ily far from home but could actually be quite close or within it. May close attention to all of Mother Nature’s strong signs and signals this month as they will yield valuable information about yourself and your future.


Gemini (5/21 - 6/20)


It is as though you are in channeling mode and what is coming through is very powerful. You get to decide on whether who, how or what is being channeled and whether this is harmful or helpful, empowering or disabling. There are so many choices before you that it may be difficult to act. By your birthday, your clarity on certain matters that have long troubled you may be greatly renewed. The solution to a problem is sooo not what you were expecting...


Cancer (6/21 - 7/22)


Your passions have been running very high and intense in relationships lately and it could be that your moods have recently gotten the better of you. Frustrated or pent up energies need outlets so that health issues do not develop or worsen. You have the ability to channel these passions into various artistic pursuits. It’s high time to appreciate yourself a little more and do for yourself as you would for someone else in your care.


Leo (7/23 - 8/22)


You are on the cusp of a very exciting new chapter of your life filled with many wonder- ful opportunities that don’t come around too often. But first (and serious) things first. What would you wear if you were about to embark upon a journey where all sorts of wild animals or space aliens could appear out of nowhere? Perhaps a wardrobe-related quandary can be solved by asking yourself what kind of im- pression you would like to make in the world.


Virgo (8/23 - 9/22)


There may soon be reconciliation with a loved one that you have felt disconnected or con- flicted with for awhile. It’s not that everything around this connection instantly improves but that you are ready to move through it. You are gaining strength in many ways which is enabling you to take on more than you ever have with a much calmer perspective than usual. This is also an optimal time for travel- ing or planning a trip.


A kindly old lady came across a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. ‘What’s the matter?’ she asked. ‘It’s my birthday!’ he hollered.


‘And I had a bicycle and a new tracksuit and this after- noon there’s to be a party with crisps and jelly and a birthday cake and a disco afterwards. . .’ and he had to stop talking because he was crying so hard. ‘But that’s lovely,’ said the old lady. ‘Why are you crying?’ she asks.


‘Because I’m lost!’ Libra (9/23 - 10/22)


Right now you are taking your power back from people, places and situations that you have given it away unwittingly during the past several months to several years. You are recapitulating key experiences in your life that have added to your growing wealth of wisdom. You are saying No when you mean No and Yes when you mean Yes. You are act- ing as a complete contradiction to your own Zodiacal sign and becoming as sturdy as a redwood tree.


Scorpio (10/23 - 11/22)


There is a strong culmination occurring for you in some matter pertaining to a personal relationship, which could pertain to business, romance, family or something other. There are some important developments and break- throughs occurring around work and career that can bring some much needed change and stability where you feel you are needing it most. This will means that in some way you may also be dealing more with the public.


Sagittarius (11/23 - 12/21)


Your energy and vitality levels are on the rise and you may see a light at the end of a dark tunnel you’ve been traveling for a few weeks. In the darkness there can be a lot of magic. Amazing things can happen there, just as a new shoot pushes out from the darkness of soil. What will you bring forth from the depths you have recently experienced? It may in- volve healing, creativity, or some kind of rare and precious treasure.


“You may say


I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the


only one. I hope someday you’ll


join us. And the world will live


as one.” John Lennon


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Capricorn (12/22 - 1/19)


Your year got off to an unusual start and so you didn’t approach things as you usually would. Capricorn, it is time to come out of your shell of hiding and processing and to connect with others at large again! Other people could be making offers or proposals to you that could become very lucrative or enriching. Use your discernment of course but don’t turn down something just because it doesn’t seem quite rational or in a form you expected.


Aquarius (1/20 - 2/18)


Something or something has really captured your attention and it has all but turned some aspect of your life upside down. You may be drawn to something like theatre and discover that you already have an audience waiting for you. Your views about yourself are also shifting and this could be good or not so good depending on the ways you have previously viewed yourself. Simple objectivity and fair- ness are important keys to self-appraisal.


Pisces (2/19 - 3/20)


Your Piscean wanderlust is a highlight this month, and if you resist your urge to travel and wander you may become very stir-crazy either in your home or within your mind! It is possible that you make contact with an impor- tant person who is a friend or ally during your outings and this person soon becomes more of a part of your life. You may be consider- ing some very long-range goals and making large investments at this time as well.


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Santa Rosa, CA. ~ Past, Pres- ent, and Future - Natural His- tory Talk and Walk with Denise Cadman. Friday, May 19, 5:30- 8:30pm. Join us for a walk on the wild side. You’ll learn a lit- tle about the City of Santa Ro- sa’s recycled water program on a working farm (Stone Farm, home of the Laguna Environ- mental Center). Then, we will carpool to and explore the 100 acre natural area on the City’s Alpha Farm, enjoying the last beautiful hours before sunset. Bring a picnic dinner to enjoy on the bank of the Laguna de Santa Rosa. Our walk will be casual, stopping to talk and looking for wildlife. FREE.


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