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The Secret Life Of Bob Hope - Documentary Films Leslie Townes “Bob” Hope, KBE, KC * SG, KSS (May 29, 1903-- July 27, 2003), was an English-born American comedian, vaudevillian, actor, vocalist, athlete, author, and dancer. With a career spanning al- most 80 years, Hope showed up in over 70 movies and shorts.
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2016 FALL GUIDE #
1 September Garden
like a kid in a candy store! The dance of the faeries begin
as you steal a glimpse of what you plan your fall garden to become. You’ll have to decide if you want to
plant
seeds or small starts from your favorite
BUYING U.S. GOLD COINS
$1.00 GOLD...............................................................$150.00 & up $2.50 GOLD...............................................................$190.00 & up $3.00 GOLD...............................................................$550.00 & up $5.00 GOLD...............................................................$240.00 & up $10.00 GOLD.............................................................$500.00 & up $20.00 GOLD..........................................................$1,075.00 & up $50.00 GOLD 1851 to 1855..................................$10,000.00 & up
BUYING
SILVER DIMES 1964 & Before...................................... $1.28 & up SILVER QUARTERS 1964 & Before..............................$3.20 & up SILVER HALF 1964 & Before.........................................$6.40 & up SILVER HALF 1965 to 1970...........................................$1.75 & up SILVER DOLLAR 1878 to 1904....................................$16.00 & up SILVER DOLLAR 1921 to 1935....................................$15.00 & up
HALF CENTS 1793-1857 LARGE CENTS 1793-1857
BUYING – OLDER U.S. COINS –BUYING DIMES 1796-1891
$30.00 & up $10.00 & up
FLYING EAGLE CENTS 1856-1858 $12.00 & up TWO & THREE CENTS 1851-1889 HALF DIMES 1794-1873
SHIELD NICKELS 1866-1883 LIBERTY NICKELS 1883-1913 . BUFFALO NICKELS 1913-1938
$7.00 & up $7.00 & up $8.00 & up .40 & up .25 & up
TWENTY CENTS 1875-1878 QUARTERS 1796-1891
HALF DOLLARS 1794-1839 HALF DOLLARS 1839-1891 DOLLARS 1794-1804
TRADE DOLLARS 1873-1885
$7.00 & up $55.00 & up $11.00 & up $30.00 & up $14.00 & up $700.00 & up $45.00 & up
SEATED DOLLARS 1840-1873 $150.00 & up
nursery or. . .starts you have ready and waiting from your greenhouse/ coldframe. Fall is the perfect time to plant ‘cool’ crops after the summer crops have faded. Time to get on to Brussels sprouts, cabbage, broccoli, assorted healthy greens and caulifl ower. My favor- ites are bok choy, sugar snap peas, onions and scallions. Wait to plant garlic until October to keep the ghouls and goblins away! Ha! Rows or random seed casting of lettuce, endive, chicory, radishes and mache will be fi lling your sal- ad bowls soon! Check out Renee’s Garden,
Reneesgarden.com for an amazing and thoroughly tested as- sortment of seeds. She has quite an impressive website with photos, drawings, delicious recipes, plant- ing directions for each seed, and much more, just lovely, especially
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for beginning gardeners. Get your soil and compost in or-
der as well as your bottles of soapy spray for the hungry little pests of fall. Check out ‘crop rotation’ and get famil- iar with the principles of this tried and true method of gardening
so for essential
healthy, disease resistant
plants. Why not keep a
chart posted in your garden shed or desk drawer for planning gardens. I cannot stress enough growing organically for your good health! Google has answers for all of your gardening woes and there’s no ex- cuse for not going totally organic. You decide! Yellow coreopsis bloom in a pro- fusion of soft yellow beneath yes, the returning, elegantly-tall Japa- nese Anemone, fi lling my fl ower vases once again. meadow out
front
The thickened continues
to
amaze and delight with mosquito grass, colorful varieties of yar- row and stunning Yampa towering above it all. To the west my newest natives, Mountain Mahogany, Cer-
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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. “Miss Whack, I’d like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.” Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it’s okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some
collateral.The frog says, “Sure. I have this,” and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she’ll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back offi ce. She fi nds the manager and says, “ There’s a frog called Kermit Jagger out
there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.”
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. “I mean, what in the world is this?” The bank manager looks back at her and says...”It’s a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man’s a Rolling Stone.”
“Cry. Forgive. Learn. Move on. Let your
tears water the seeds of your future
happiness.” Steve Maraboli
“The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.” ~ Confucius
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