UPBEAT TIMES, INC. • April 2016 • 23 Horoscopes March by Yerevan
readingsbyyerevan@gmail.com Aries (3/21 - 4/20)
A nice change has entered your life. Much is culminating for you in the realm of relation- ships which are exciting now in general. It’s a fun season for dating. Whatever was in your way has been or will soon be cleared. There may be unusual business offers and other proposals that appear out of seeming nowhere and you must use discernment about what benefits and distracts you. Your financial situation might require close moni- toring but is ready for an upgrade.
Taurus (4/21 - 5/20)
Is someone close to you having a change of heart about an agreement made or are you having one yourself? Things may seem to get a little nebulous later this month with the planet of communication slowing down in your sign. This is a chance for you to get into deeper touch with your true feelings, and also to accept help you have may needed but were afraid to ask for before. This month offers you the opportunity for some major calibrations on multiple levels.
Gemini (5/21 - 6/20)
This month is crackling, busy and motivat- ing for you on so many levels! If you were in doubt before, no longer will you question your abilities (at least not for the next few weeks). Finally you know what you want and what to do about it and you are doing it with more confidence that you’ve had in quite awhile. Use this influx of energy wise- ly...tackle that list of goals with all you’ve got. The victories you achieve now will build courage and strength for your blossoming future.
Cancer (6/21 - 7/22)
Old and new ideas both have you busy brewing up magical potions that trail from your imagination into physical reality as we know it. Regardless of your social status and settings, you’re reaching a pinnacle of a certain kind. If a part of you felt checked out or unavailable for awhile, too involved on a single task to experience adventure and variety, that scene is changing! A possible love affair is getting steamy in a good way, whether it’s with a person or a project.
Leo (7/23 - 8/22)
With your increased energy you’ve been receiving more recognition than you have in awhile and this wave of appreciation is likely to continue throughout April. Certain chal- lenges to your home base or financial se- curity may need to be addressed, but things are going in your favor financially overall if you follow up with the building momentum. Promoting your services in the appropriate ways and cooperating with allies will help to ensure your success in the areas you most value.
Virgo (8/23 - 9/22)
Make sure to do things that you enjoy this month! Get an early morning running or biking partner, throw a tea party or do something that gives you a rest from mun- dane and obligatory routines. You may be drawn to deep studies and cultivating an awareness of yourself in a way you haven’t considered before. Perhaps it is simply time to take a stroll in your neighborhood or city and get to know your community better. Maybe it’s time to make yourself known as a person.
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When life knocks down a warrior, a warrior will get back up and keep moving. It might take a few seconds, a few days, or in some cases many years - but the spiritual warrior will rise like the phoenix rising from the ash- es. This month something beautiful is aris- ing in you, and this something is part of your essence. Simultaneously a deep wound from long ago is finally healing in you. Rela- tionships have gone through a lot of recent challenges but are likely to improve in April.
Scorpio (10/23 - 11/22)
Knowing how and where to channel surplus volumes of energy is a theme this month. Tension can lead to rash decisions unless you keep well focused on worthy goals and activities. Later you may feel torn between a desire for closeness and distance. There is a way to maintain your autonomy and still be in relationship but usually it entails some degree of compromise. The good news is that previous blocks and inhibitions are dis- appearing and opening the road before you.
Sagittarius (11/23 - 12/21)
Things may start out seeming timid, tired, or tame. But midway through April something lights your fire and lifts you up! Anything or anyone in your way better watch out at that point because you’ll be on a mission to make things happen no matter what. Some people or someone in particular might not be able to figure out how to relate to you, and this is perhaps because you are not even sure yourself of where you and they stand. You’re like a bird, flying over new terrain.
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Capricorn (12/22 - 1/19)
Please stop trying to do it all by yourself. It’s time to lighten the load on your shoulders. Enlist others who can help or enhance your work and livelihood in some way. Gather together your friends and colleagues for parties, meetings and collaborations. Also make time to get away from it all! Being around people too much can be draining, so basically what I’m saying is that your task is to strike a balance this month. Get some help from others so you can regener- ate yourself.
Aquarius (1/20 - 2/18)
Many of those born under your sign have been fluctuating a lot between feeling emotional and inspired, tired and awake, sensitive and immune, and more inwardly focused than usual. You realize perhaps more than the others that sometimes wear- ing a mask in the world is necessary, but it need not interfere with intimacy. Using an acting career as an analogy, let’s just say that it’s time to put those big girl/boy pants on, turn that frown upside down, and step out into the limelight.
Pisces (2/19 - 3/20)
This April you may become a bit more brave and daring than usual. Actually, you might be feeling hugely opposite of how you usu- ally feel on many levels. If before you were a romantic dreamer, now you are a vigorous pioneer. If you were giving too much of your- self, now you’re giving yourself what you need. If you couldn’t commit to someone or something, now you’re in it full on. Judy don’t let anything weigh you down or hold you back. Break free, break free, break free!
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