QF Focus Magazine
Tuenda Golf, this being only our second outing as a Society. The weather was perfect for golf. The fairways and greens were in very good condition. Some of the members found the course very challenging with some very tricky greens which required a lot of visualising of breaks and putting at the right pace. Some seemed to master the course quite easily as can be seen by the prize winners. Overall everyone agreed that they had enjoyed the challenge regardless of their scores.
El Pirata Golf Society
The winners on the day were Gold section
1st Gary Cobb 36pts 2nd Joe Sheehan 33pts Silver Section
1st Philip Harris 34pts 2nd Brian Ead 31pts NTPs 3rd Joe Sheehan 5th Gary Cobb 13th Graham Ball 16th Graham Ball
The 2s were won by Joe Sheehan (3rd), Graham Ball (13th and 16th) and Tom Johnston (16th) who shared the spoils. After the game we returned to the bar for a well-deserved drink. Our hostess Sam provided food, which was greatly appreciated by all and our photographer, Kristoff, was at hand to record the day. As at our inaugural game, some of the wives, girlfriends, partners and friends joined us for the prize presentation. Our next two games have been arranged for the 21st July at Las Colinas and the 18th August at El Plantio. If you are interested in joining our happy crew please contact us by email at
elpiratagolfsociety@outlook.com or by visiting the Bar El Pirata located in Quesada, close to the roundabout and a sand wedge away from the 18th hole.
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While
waiting, they began to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter said, “I don’t know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,’” and he left. The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple were still waiting. While waiting, they began to wonder what would happen if it didn’t work out; could you get a divorce in Heaven? After yet another month, St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled. “Yes,” he informed the couple, “You can get married in Heaven.” “Great!” said the couple, “But we were just wondering, what if things don’t work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?” St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground. “What’s wrong?” asked the frightened couple. “OH, COME ON!,” St. Peter shouted, “It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it’ll take me to find a lawyer?”
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