Outsmarted JOKES CROSSWORD RECORD STORE DAY
HA VE Y OU BEEN
I THINK THE NEW SHAPE POUND
COIN IS GREAT. YOU'LL BE ABLE TO USE A SPANNER TO GET ONE OUT OF A SCOTSMAN'S HAND.
WHAT'S 18 INCHES LONG AND NEVER GETS USED?
LEONARDO DICAPRIO'S ACCEPTANCE SPEECH.
FOR ALL THOSE WHO ARE SAD THAT CRUFTS IS OVER, DON'T WORRY.
PARACRUFTS STARTS IN TWO WEEKS.
Across 1 Nottingham's young troubadour, Jake, releases a live EP (4)
3 Tree Californian sisters topped the BBC Sound of 2013 poll and release 'Forever' for RSD (4)
4 Te split release of Pennyroyal Tea / I Hate Myself and Want To Die finally out, 20 years since the lead singer's untimely death (7)
7 Soul legend re-releases album that includes his timeless hit, 'A Change is Gonna Come' (3,5)
11 Te 'Original Gangster' releases his Best Of… for the first time on vinyl. American rapper (3,1)
13 Which 'Boss' is releasing four tracks of previously unreleased material? (11)
14 Tis American heavy metal behemoth are tied to RSD with the re-release of their seminal album, 'Vol 3'
16 2013's darlings of dance release 'Apollo' on 12" (10)
17 Is this female country idol found in part on Record Store Day? (5)
Down 1 David Jones releases his old track '1984' on limited edition picture disc, but by what surname is he better known? (5)
2 Hey Ho, one of the most famous New York rock bands joins in with the re- releases. (3,7)
5 Fleetwood Mac release a split 7" for RSD, but what was the name of their best-selling album? (7)
6 Robert Smith's band share a split release with Dinosaur Jr for their track, 'Just Like Heaven' (3,4)
8 Lemmy and co release a whole album of new material on RSD (9)
9 Phil Collins' old mob re-releases their 1974 album, with a minus-Collins line- up (7)
10 Billie Joe Armstrong's crew release previously unreleased demos on RSD (5,3)
12 Te band who've been 'Yellow', 'Magic' and who've tried to 'Fix You' release new single (8)
15 Te notorious Britpop brothers allow the re-release of 'Supersonic' (5)
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PUTIN PERSECUTES HOMOSEXUALS IN HIS OWN COUNTRY, THEN GOES AND ENTERS ANOTHER COUNTRY THROUGH THE BACK DOOR.
VERY MIXED MESSAGES FROM RUSSIA.
A VEGAN FRIEND'S STATUS SAID IF WE HAD TO KILL OUR OWN FOOD, WE WOULDN'T EAT MEAT. I THINK IF HE HAD TO BUILD HIS OWN COMPUTER HE WOULDN'T WHINE ON FACEBOOK.
I BOUGHT MY FRIEND AN ELEPHANT FOR HIS ROOM.
HE SAID, "THANKS". I SAID, "DON'T MENTION IT".
A 70 YEAR OLD WITH A VAJAZZLE?
IT WOULD BE LIKE SPRINKLING GLITTER ON ROADKILL.
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