Outsmarted JOKES HA VE Y O U BEEN DAPPY WAS RECENTLY
HOSPITALISED AFTER BEING KICKED IN THE HEAD BY A HORSE.
MUSIC INDUSTRY LEADERS ARE CONSIDERING GIVING THE
'OUTSTANDING CONTRIBUTION TO MUSIC AWARD' TO THE HORSE.
POLICE IN GLASGOW HAVE
CONFIRMED THEY HAVE ARRESTED A MAN WHO CLIMBED ON THE ROOF OF A PUB TO PAINT 'HAPPY ST. ANDREWS DAY' IN GIANT WHITE LETTERS.
FORTUNATELY THEY MANAGED TO
STOP HIM AFTER HE ONLY HAD TIME TO FINISH THE 'H'.
Across
CROSSWORD QUITTING Down
3 "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue…" - Steve McCroskey in which film? (8)
6 Who quit Tenacious D, in the song?(4) 8 Which Italian called it a day at Watford FC last month? (4)
9 One of the most famous bands of all time went from 5 to 4 after a fifth member quit (4,4)
11 Stop smoking expert, with same name as popular comedian, although spelled differently (5,4)
16 Which James told his band to, "hit it and quit!" (5)
17 Which Boys begged you to quit playing games with their hearts? (10) 18 Method of giving something up(8)
1 Quit yo' jibber jabber (2,1) 2 KC and the Sunshine Band told us to what? (4,2,2)
4 A famous sportsman's quote, "Pain is temporary, quitting lasts forever." Not as long as a UCI lifetime ban, eh? (9)
5 Joseph Ratzinger was the first person to resign from which position? (4)
7 Which American Jason promised, " I won't give up" in 2012? (4)
10 Late '90s all-girl band sang "I Quit" in 1999. (7)
12 If you abstain from something abruptly, you go through a period of what? (4,6)
13 If your skills are lacking, what shouldn't you quit? (6)
14 You give up the what, when you finally decide to quit something futile? (5)
15 Former premier league manager, who last month said he "wasn't a quitter", but was pushed anyway, initially(1,1,1)
6/January 2014/
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1980S: PACMAN - A BUNCH OF PALE WHITE IDIOTS WITH NO PERSONALITY AND NAMES LIKE PINKY AND BINKY RELENTLESSLY PURSUE A GUY WHO EATS LOTS OF PILLS AND HAS NO PERSONALITY.
2013: MADE IN CHELSEA.
SORRY SEEMS TO BE THE HARDEST WORD TO SAY...
UNLESS YOU'RE CHINESE, THEN IT'S "SQUIRREL".
MY SISTER IS REALLY INTO TWO THINGS. 1. EXAGGERATING 2. FAT GUYS.
SO REALLY JUST BLOWING THINGS OUT OF PROPORTION.
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