Home, Life & Horoscopes September 2013 by Yerevan readingsbyyerevan@gmail.com


Aries (3/21 - 4/20)


This could be a fortunate month for you financially and physically, with many avenues for assigning and expression. There could also be an inheritance or unexpected boon coming your way. Energy and emotions are both running high though so it would be wise to stay clear of people and things that cause aggravation. What do you wish to leave behind, whether it involves a trace of your essence or a perhaps place that no longer seems like home?


Taurus (4/21 - 5/20)


It has likely been quite a productive even if not fully satisfying summer for you, and September will also be full of movement as the season transitions into fall. Social life stays busy but certain aspects of your relationship to a lover or friend doesn't seem to change much at all, which is either because it's fine as it is or perhaps because the ball is now in your court and you want to be sure of what you're doing before you decide what comes next.


Libra (9/23 - 10/22)


At long last...the time of harvest, and your time of rest has come. Things are smoothing out, settling down, and com- ing into being the way that you have visualized and worked for. Although the


first two weeks of September may not seem significant, many of the things that you have wished for will become avail- able and most noticeable in the later part of the month. There is no need to rush or force things any certain way. Allowing is key.


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Gemini (5/21 - 6/20)


It is as important sometimes to rest and do absolutely nothing as it is to work hard to achieve or to survive. This month make rejuvenation a top priority. Don't worry that you or all your plans and activities will fall to pieces without your constant attention. Take time for yourself to stretch, breathe and reconnect with your inner self. Being in or near water will also be healing for you on many levels. Your intuition may be nudging you strongly.


Cancer (6/21 - 7/22)


Something that has been bothering you a great deal lately or perhaps vaguely in the back of your mind is coming up for resolution this month, but not in the form that you may expect. The resolution will not necessarily require that you act, but rather that you perceive the problem or situation in a different light. This could also bring reflections about your life's journey as a whole, and how new plans and ideas are seeding themselves for the future.


Leo (7/23 - 8/22)


If only we could choose what stayed the same and what we'd like to change right away....but that would make life too easy. Surrendering to this simple facet of life might not be easy now but it is imperative. It could be a quiet sort of month where you are more interested in staying at home anyway, maybe watch- ing movies, reading books, or somehow refining your craft. Instead of trying to do something on purpose, practice being spontaneous.


Virgo (8/23 - 9/22)


Ask for help, solutions, and answers... this month they are all likely to be deliv- ered to you. Remember to also clarify your intentions and objectives when nec- essary. There is a mystery and magic that surrounds you and your endeavors at this time, but it is best not to squan- der or speak of it to those who will not understand, appreciate or relate to these subtle currents. A powerful female figure may show up or leave a lasting impres- sion on you.


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Scorpio (10/23 - 11/22)


Relationships with friends as well as pos- sibly a lover are highlighted this month, as you join energies in some project or plans for a journey. If you believe in divine messages, omens and signs, pay close attention to these as there are many showing up for you at this time. The guidance you're getting may relate to finances and career, encouraging you to embark upon a new path or somehow make a professional leap.


Sagittarius (11/23 - 12/21)


Abundant opportunities are leading you in directions that you may not have ever thought you would consider, or ones that you may not have previously known existed. It is as though a new dawn has come, having washed away the rem- nants from whatever was not functional before your life up to this point. Enjoy the sweetness of simple moments this month, in nature, with friends and family, and especially with yourself.


Capricorn (12/22 - 1/19)


Much success comes to you this month through studies and intellectual endeav- ors. It could also be that you are on a vacation or business trip that is expan- sive in nature, connecting you with dif- ferent cultures or customs. You'll likely enjoy the company of a companion or family member, as you are both enriched by the travels of both body and mind. It is also possible that you will find yourself in a teaching role this month.


Aquarius (1/20 - 2/18)


This may be a month of increasing beau- ty, ease, and building new foundations at home for you. People will be attracted to you for many reasons, and you may have to pull yourself away from an ador- ing crowd just to hear yourself think. A journey may be on hold at the start of the month but later on could come to fruition. You have the ability to ground yourself and ideas much more easily than usual, so think of some areas that could really use the stability.


Pisces (2/19 - 3/20)


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This is a month that crowns you with joy, or at least the attainment of some special wish that has remained alit in your heart. If you experience anxiety regarding changes underway, it could be helpful to remember that sometimes we come across tests to how much we really want something. Be sincere, and the rest will follow. You will be meeting some interesting people, and perhaps corresponding over very long distances.


Three boys are in the school yard bragging about how fast their fathers are. The first one says, "my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow". The second one replies, "you think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet". The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says, "you two know nothing about fast. My father works for the government. He works until 4:30 and he is home by 3:45!"


Weird Facts & Trivia -6


Most Black Sea Bass (Centropristis striata) are hermaphrodites, functioning first as females and then as males. This sex reversal may not occur in all fish, and the absence of large males may induce some large females to assume the male role. Most smaller fish below 8 inches are female.


Fish Records - The largest giant sea Bass caught with a fishing rod weighed over 563 pounds. It was caught off the coast of California, August 20, 1968.


British ships took kraut on voyages to prevent scurvy due to its ability to keep well without refrigeration, and one famous ship captain, James Cook, actually ordered 25,000 pounds of sauerkraut to outfit two ships.


Tarragon leaves are rich in iodine, mineral salts and vitamins A and C. In the past tarragon was used to prevent scurvy.


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exaggerations are always on the good side. George Eliot


When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves. ~Victor Frankl


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